#BatLantern
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lovesick-joey · 2 days ago
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we're such a mess together, you make me lose my temper!
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hal jordan ft color (cuz i never color) and batman (cuz i love him)
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logicallyblind · 1 month ago
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I'm sorry, we as a society do not talk about the fact that in order to maintain his playboy billionaire status Bruce Wayne had to sleep with a lot of people,, a lot, of people in order to maintain that.
And I'm not shaming him for that, get your hot girl summer brucie hell yea, but what I will say is can you imagine,,,
How hilarious it would be that when eventually Batman's identity gets revealed- it's not the reaction he was expecting.
‘‘Oh my god. Oh my god, Bruce Wayne Bruce Wayne the the bimbo Sexy billionaire boy. He is the stoic hard-ass Batman. There's no way-”that's not the reaction. The reaction is
“holy fucking shit I've slept with Batman”
Three quarters of that city and beyond is sat in front of their TVs, their radios, their phones,, I don't care. They're sitting there, agape going ‘I have slept with the Dark Knight. I have seen Gotham's Bat naked on his knees-‘
bruce wouldn’t be able to look the justice league nor his kids in the eyes for weeks after the reveal, solely due to the gossip channels or smth
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sreppub · 7 months ago
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Locker room
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frownyalfred · 1 month ago
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it’s like half-formed in my head thanks to tiktok but there’s a batlantern bootycall scenario somehow where Jason locks Hal out of the Batcave because “I know our third amendment rights, even if Bruce doesn’t” which amuses Hal for all of ten seconds before he realizes that Jason is 100% serious.
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malenjoyer · 2 months ago
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(drops off this doodle and leaves like a cat)
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demonicsuffrage · 1 month ago
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At the justice league watchtower
Batman, pouring coffee into his cup listlessly, looking more depressed than usual:
Hal: What's up with him? He's been like that all morning
Clark, whispering: Robin left on a mission with the titans
Hal, in a deliberately loud stage whisper: So Bat's got empty nest syndrome, huh?
Bruce:
Hal: Get it? Empty nest, because he's a bird-
Bruce, taking out the Bat-green-lantern repellant:
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soupinaboot · 1 month ago
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The bat kids force Bruce’s partners to do an interpretive dance if they want to stay over
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morgangalaxy43 · 2 months ago
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I totally see these two secretly hooking up and never mentioning it to anyone
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adreamfromnevermore · 8 months ago
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You ever think about how often Bruce goes to introduce a vigilante/anti-hero/ex or current villain to the League and ends up revealing too much about his taste in partners?
He's like, this is Ghostmaker/Catwoman/insert love interests here, they occasionally do bad things. But currently they're on an upswing so we're trying out not doing the bad things.
And someone *cough*Hal*cough* goes to make an exes joke and the uncomfortable silence is far more telling than literally any information the Bat has ever offered up in a meeting.
Hal: Oh, he does crime sometimes? Does he occasionally do you too?
Bruce:.....
Minhkhoa: Cackling, in tears behind the mask
Hal: is this why you turned me down? Is it the lack of crime? I CAN change that you know
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baihujun · 9 months ago
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I drew a guest art for finch's artbook
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lovesick-joey · 3 months ago
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lovers rock
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bruciemilf · 3 months ago
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Superbat 🤝 Bruharvey 🤝 Batlantern 🤝 Brutalia 🤝 Ghostbat 🤝 Wonderbat
“Missionary, so we can keep arguing”
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logicallyblind · 11 days ago
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something there’s a distinct lack of in batman fanfics, especially ‘brucie wayne’ centred ones is the networking he’d have to be doing on the daily to maintain that sorta reputation
like, we all know the man knows how to throw a gala but where are the brunches? the happy hour gossip session with his cover’s clique of the week? the golf club dinners he has to attend every third week of the month? what about visits to hospitals or schools or the soup kitchens for his philanthropy? come on now
you’re telling me he’s the most sought after celebrity in gotham city and beyond, an infamous playboy and supposed extroverted people person who can use long holidays that can last weeks at a time away in tropical islands supposedly partying it up as a plausible excuse to hide his injuries sometimes but when he’s in gotham he’s either at wayne enterprise meetings or tucked away at home alone? nah
i want to see bruce having to really utilise those meditation breathing skills he learned in the league while he’s having to sit upright in a chair with 4 broken ribs, a sprained wrist and a minor concussion in a painfully bright restaurant at 3pm on a wednesday having to listen to bethany-anne titter on about the latest gossip about her neighbours affair with the maid that’s basically an open secret by now like pls there’s so many different routes you can go with this depending on the genre,,, make bruce have to REALLY commit to that cover of his lmao
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bilhanabipolar · 5 months ago
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Duke : "So, like, Bruce always tries to attend PTA meeting for me but he can't attend this week because he is out of the world for at least another eight days. Can you fill in for him?"
Hal, wearing Bruce's pajama set while munching the breakfast meal Alfred had made for them, sitting on the dining table with other bats casually talking with him : "... the last time I checked, the P in PTA stands for Parent, right?"
Duke : "Just a thought."
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frownyalfred · 2 months ago
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I know Batlantern isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but it’s so funny to me that Hal is the one (1) person with an even tenuous claim on being able to enter Gotham because Gotham exists in his space sector and even Bruce can’t fully ban him from the city without compromising a lot of League/galactic security.
And that’s such good fuel for an enemies to lovers fic, right? Space cop who absolutely does not want to go into Gotham but sees it as his duty, and Gothamite protector who refuses to let anyone else into his cesspool of a city except for one space cop with a glowstick who’s 98% asshole but 2% respectful enough to only intrude when there’s aliens involved…
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