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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.
Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU
#knitting#no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means#How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles#Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me#Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice#How do I join the pattern cult#I am so confused#I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders#I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources#And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me#I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language#And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction
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@rwrbsource & @rwrbmovie’s rwrb appreciation month bingo: alex
[insp] [Henry]
#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#taylor zakhar perez#rwrb movie#rwrbedit#rwrbmonth#you have no idea how much time it took me to decide his subtitle on the bio sdfjkl#i know the book made up 'first son' but that's not a thing and if i'm being honest... it sounds stupid sdjkl#as a non-american it also really confused me at first#i was like 'he's their only son?'#basically what i'm saying is google now thinks i'm super interested in hunter biden#the things i do for fandom (:#not me taking advantage of time differences to try and finish these
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Oh, Lala...
#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#atla azula#princess azula#atla ursa#suki#atla suki#kyoshi warriors au#kyoshi warriors#Kyoshi Warrior Ursa AU#wip#I felt like sharing a little snippet of a two-page comic I've been working on for AGES#Literally you have no idea for how long this has been sitting on my drafts#Mainly because I keep getting sidetracked by new AUs and sketches and projects. But that's nothing new so#This one is a deep-ish dive into the basic character dynamics between the Fire Siblings as well as Ursa and Suki#Or should I say#Between the siblings Ruolan and Jian Li regarding their mother Noriko and each other.#I know the names can get rather confusing. I'd love to explain the reasoning behind them if anyone would like to know tho#Moving on#There's a lot to unpack in that scene#The characters are different from how we know them due to their circumstances in this AU. But they have things in common with the og series#Of course that remains for you to see#I'm so excited to finish this and share it with you guys!#Some of you have been asking about Azula/Ruolan and Ursa/Noriko in this AU and I am here to deliver#I love the dynamic between this little family SO much it's driving me insane#That being said#What do you get from this panel alone? What do you think it's happening?#I'd love to hear your thoughts on this
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forgotten fox ficbit
With Palpatine's dying breath, he curses Fox to be Forgotten.
(Fox isn't really bothered.)
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There was a personnel transfer authorization sitting in Marshal Commander Thorn's crowded inbox.
He didn't remember requesting a fourth commander. The Guard was in desperate need of one following Thire finding Palpatine's wrinkled ass dead in his office, and the ensuing shitshow about the former Chancellor being a Sith and also controlling the war from both sides. Interim Chancellor Organa was incredibly competent and parsecs better than their previous natborn overlord, but even he was being swamped by the uproar in the Senate and the peace talks with the Separatists and the doubled amount of assassination attempts and the petabytes and petabytes of datawork--
Thorn couldn't remember requesting another commander, but he also couldn't remember the last time he slept.
Commander Vertex stood calm and at the ready on the other side of Thorn's desk, all-black helmet tucked under his arm as he waited patiently for Thorn to remember how to read. His hair was stark white, and there were vine-like scars wrapped around his neck that disappeared down into his blacks. The remnants of Sith lightning, Thorn knew, now that they'd been briefed on what that kind of thing looked like.
Vertex's file was sparse, mostly redacted, and marked him as coming from the Special Operations Brigade, which Thorn could entirely believe.
"This isn't part of an investigation, is it?" he blurted, brain-to-mouth filter entirely gone after five too many cups of caf and an inadvisable number of stims over the past month. "The Guard was already cleared of suspicion involving the former Chancellor's death--"
Vertex held up a hand. Thorn's mouth snapped shut.
"It's not," Vertex said, his voice firm, reassuring. There was something about it that made Thorn relax, as if his beleaguered hindbrain knew that the other commander had everything under control.
Spec Ops troops were amazing.
"The GAR is just reallocating resources given the recent upheaval," Vertex continued. Thorn nodded along like that all made sense. "I'm here to help with anything you need."
The word 'help' triggered a sudden burst of manic hope in Thorn's chest, and he lurched forward across his desk, grabbing Vertex's free hand in both of his own. The commander didn't even blink at the sudden movement, calmly meeting Thorn's wide, desperate eyes.
"Can you--" Thorn struggled to keep from sounding like he was begging, which he definitely was. "Can you do datawork?"
Vertex's sigh was entirely exasperated, and the roll of his eyes oddly, familiarly fond.
"Yes, Thorn. I can do your datawork."
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Pt 2
#tcw#tcw fanfiction#commander fox#commander thorn#forgotten fox#yes i may have blacked out and word vomited forgotten fox bon appetit#basically reality is warped a little and everyone forgets fox even if his impact/actions were still there#the idea is the pov would be a little confusing and the changes hinted/explained over time#will i get around to writing more?#magic eight ball says 'lol'#thorn isn't dumb he is just exhausted#like 'i need sleep so badly i'm going to CRY' exhausted
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I'm in my feels thinking about how fucked up the TOS crew ended like
Kirk got stuck in the nexus from ~2293 to 2371 only to die again, for good, as soon as he got out? Come on. come on man.
Bones got old. like really old. and didn't get to see Kirk again??? It's been a while since I watched the TNG episode with McCoy, I don't remember what he says, but he was like 150 years old. Did he ever even see Kirk before he got stuck in the Nexus. Did he ever see Spock? (I'd hope so, Spock disappears years later, in Picard if I'm correct?)
Spock was... around doing Spock stuff. And then Kirk died and did Spock even know? did someone tell Spock that his literal soulmate died. twice. and then Spock got stuck in another universe, a reality slightly different from his own, where everyone is younger than him and Jim is not really Jim and he has his own Spock anyway and his planet is gone and he lived the rest of his days in the Kelvin timeline, alone.
And Scotty got stuck in a transporter buffer for 75 years. That's so long. They had to tell him Kirk was gone? (although, they were together when that happened, weren't they? they were on the Enterprise-B, technically Scotty knew that Kirk was "dead" didn't he? I guess spending 75 years stuck in a buffer mode will screw up your memory though.) Did he see Spock again? Did he see Bones again before either of them died?
Basically the only ones we didn't see explicitly (or implicitly) die or disappear of the OG crew are Uhura, Chekov and Sulu. Where were they? what were they doing? did they know about Kirk? about Scotty? about Spock?
Sorry but like. that is so fucked up. why does nobody talk about this!!!
#i may have the timeline a bit wonky#but like. it is a bit confusing#like i literally just found out that in Picard they exolain Spock's disappearance and how he appeared in the Kelvin timeline#i have to finish st picard now for that#but also like. Scotty basically had no moment of peace he saw Kirk die and then got stuck in a limbo#with the risk of being erased like his friend#for 75 years!!#like. somebody help I'm not. okay.#at least McCoy got to age and live his life#but they basically never saw eachother again????#Spock never saw Kirk again. Kirk never saw anyone again because he FUCKING DIED TWICE TECHNICALLY.#did Bones even live that long to see Scotty again? did Dcotty even know that Bones was still alive?#probably? DID THEY EVER SEE EACHOTHER AGAIN IS MY QUESTION.#BECAUSE IF NOT. THAT'S FUCKED UP#maybe I'm just making stuff up idk#star trek spoilers#i guess?#SOMEBODY clear this up for me or cry with me or SOMETHING#star trek#star trek the next generation#star trek tos#star trek tng#james t kirk#spock#leonard bones mccoy#montgomery scott#scotty star trek#star trek generations#tribblerambles
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(It's ok Yurgir will respawn in Avernus)
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[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]
[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]
#...right- LOL#I was so scared of losing anyone I pretty much only summoned Yurgir!#ok let me ramble about this fight in the tags#I.....listen. Listen. I love this game with my entire heart. It's one of my favorite games of all time.#.....the final battle took me out of it a little bit ngjfkdlnshjk#It introduced a bunch of new mechanics and maybe I'm dumb but it felt like it wasn't super clear how everything worked#First I restarted it because I dropped a globe of invuln on the starting area thinking Orpheus could just activate the stones from that far#Then I restarted it bc I basically ran out of time on the rounds...except I didn't realize the fight would continue since every other-#-turn-based round counter was usually a game over#THEN I actually summoned the flaming fist to help clean up right at the end which made the camera SUPER confused when I went in the portal#It was a mess.#I still give the game an 11/10 tho lmao#Oh also Orpheus did something - I don't know what - and then the dragon just died with 120hp left. So. Good job buddy LOL#Lae'zel ended up killing the Emperor - I'm sure she enjoyed that#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#croissant adventures#tav#prince orpheus#yurgir#shadowheart#lae'zel#gale#breadweave#comics
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So whats the main plot of Lcky Clover AU? How does it tie into Undertale's plot (I assume Yellow is still a prequel here?)
Lucky Clover AU does eventually tie into Undertale's canon plot! The events of UTY True Pacifist are still canon in this AU up until the ending, since Clover is very obviously not dead here LOL.
How I've been imagining this AU is that it plays out as a canon-divergent route of Undertale. During Frisk's journey through the Underground, they run into Clover shortly after entering Snowdin, and they quickly identify each other as human! Clover offers to help them out, seeing as they're experienced in navigating the Underground and can understand the dangers it poses to humans like the two of them. Frisk is a little weary, getting the sense that Clover isn't being fully honest with them, but they decide to accept their help.
From there, they travel from Snowdin to the Dunes and the Wild East, and eventually the Steamworks to Hotland! Along the way Frisk meets Clover's adopted family and friends, and learns about their life growing up in the Underground. Frisk and Clover have a lot of bonding and discussions over the topic of justice and morality, the relationship between humans and Monsters. Eventually it would end with Clover sending Frisk on their way, and the ending of Undertale plays out!
#undertale yellow#uty#undertale#clover#clover uty#frisk#frisk ut#lucky clover au#the cowboy hat draws#Sorry if this is confusing I'm just kind of here having fun LOL#I imagine there's Lucky Clover Pacifist/Neutral/No Mercy routes too but I didn't want to cram in too much information at once#Basically Clover just helps out Frisk on their adventure as much as they can!#And then at the end Clover and their family gets to go to the surface along with everyone else
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Yuri on Ice x Rangshi Edit
Putting the real yuri in Yuri on Ice. >:3c Aka "I wanted a reason to edit Rangi drunk and then I spiraled outta control into four more pics TT0TTεミ(ο_ _)ο"
#rangshi#rangi#rangi sei'naka#kyoshi#yuri on ice#yoi#rangi seinaka#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi#silly edits#yun#koulin#'you wanted to edit Rangi drunk. basically stripping. and dry humping Kyoshi?' oh well when you put it that way.... yes.#it's what she would've wanted actually :P#(Koulin is the chick in red in case anyone is confused)#putting yuri in yuri on ice#any opportunity to make Rangi silly or flustered is a good opportunity#'kyoshi's dress is kinda short' damn what's so wrong about a girl wanting to show off her legs?#“you were struggling with the fabric” shhhh don't out me like that. TT0TT and plot twist I was struggling the ENTIRE time with EVERYTHING-#-thank you very much! uwu#i'd like to thank spandexsimplified.com for the flame dress design#silly colors#little by little I'm getting more confident in their hair TT0TT#i need my girls happy TT0TT orz
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Because it's a thing that pops up multiple times and I'm pedantic.
White Wolf publishing doesn't exist anymore and hasn't for a good while. V5 is made by Paradox.
For context: In 2006 White Wolf publishing has been merged with CCP. WW would handle traditional publishing while CCP would deal with some mmo stuff they wanted to do.
At one point in 2011 a shit ton of employees were laid off and the creative director then went off to create onyx path publishing which published White Wolf stuff on CCP's (and now Paradox) behalf.
In 2014 more staff was laid off and the mmo was canceled. Then Paradox bought White Wolf. Since 2018 White Wolf has been restructured directly into Paradox and hence doesn't exist.
#Vtm#Wod#Wta#World of darkness#I know the whole brand switching is confusing#But basically everything that's happening now is Paradox#White wolf is dead#Also correct me if I'm wrong#V5#Vampire the masquerade#I got the Infos from Wikipedia and the fandom wiki
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i think he's funny
#i haven't seen anyone do the “people keep confusing sonic for shadow” joke with infinite but#i'm definitely not the first person to make it lol#fruit so low-hanging that it's basically just on the ground#anyway definitely not me buying too many sonic keychain blind bags trying to get the infinite one only to not get it#i wouldn't say i like infinite as a character (he's kind of bland honestly) but i appreciate his comedic potential#his villain backstory is that shadow called him a loser#i love him#toonagi art#digital art#artists on tumblr#infinite#infinite the jackal#sth#sonic fanart#sonic the hedgehog#sonic forces
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Gnomon come back your confusing attitude and ludicrous powerset is intriguing me. I want to see more of what you can actually do because jfc your powerscaling implications and the implications of how fucking powerful Duke could become are insane. Plus it would force the writers to actually WRITE DUKE JFC I MISS HIM
#duke thomas#gnomon#batfamily#batman#I'm dead fucking serious Gnomon can do so much unrelated shit and it confuses me#generally characters have a speciality (ie physical/psychic/magical) but Gnomon is just casually doing#like 80 different things at once and it's insane to me#what do you mean he can buff other Metas AND he can mind control people AND he's immortal AND he has photokinesis??#what do you mean he can basically make someone a meta?? what do you mean he can fucking people puppet???#what is his fucking deal? why is he so powerful? and why is Duke 100% at least as powerful as him if not more so after the shadow powers
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Just realised Simi has the same vibes of DinLuke I'm distressed
Young blond twink who's an actual factual menace he's all smiles and sunshine until he gets down to business, he brought down legends, the moment he steps on the field people are TERRORISED by him but he's also just some cute guy from a small town and has the determination of 1000 suns and sass to spare
paired with
gruff old man who just want to Do His Thing (you could say he just wants you to "leave him alone, he knows what he's doing"), chillest guy in the universe he is content with his job he doesn't need anybody he doesn't talk to anybody to everyone he is a mystery, people trying to tell him he is this Big Fucking Deal for Ferrari Mandalore and he's just like no. Can't I just do my job. He sort of cares about two (2) people.
And then they somehow end up together raising a child a grid and unlikeky bestfriendism ensue.
I don't know how to explain I feel you need to be really deep in the Simi lore and in the DinLuke rabbithole but it's there. Sebastian has the talent, determination and attitude of a Luke Skywalker who has accessed his full potential and Kimi has the stoic attitude and that "I care about one person and one person only the rest of y'all I don't fuck with" mentality of Din Djarin. To me.
Something about Luke and Sebastian being living legends and being burdened to carry the future of Ferrari/The Jedis and falling (damn you, sequels trilogy!) and Kimi and Din stumbling through becoming idols of the masses (Kimi being the last Ferrari champion still and winning in his first year like no big deal/Din accidentally becoming the king of Mandalore)
#charles is grogu#this post is a fever dream#dinluke#din djarin#luke skywalker#kimi räikkönen#kimi raikkonen#sebastian vettel#simi#I KNOW THIS POST IS BADLY WRITTEN AND CONFUSING IT'S ALSO BADLY WRITTEN AND CONFUSING IN MY OWN HEAD#I'm basically pointing at two different things and emitting non committal sounds and in between screaming 'SEE THAT? SEE THAT?'
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I think I've gotten to the point where I'm just gonna not interact with or even block blogs that post v/3 fan art while aggressively and needlessly harping on it in the caption
#shut up me#Ive been in this fandom for like. 3 long years. At some point it starts to get a bit old#its New to Them which is fair and obviously its valid & important to talk about criticisms of the game#but I just find this specific genre of fan post bewildering#*beautiful fan art of a v/3 character* yeah so this game is absolute dogshit and the writers botched [X]'s character arc with no positives.#if you like this game fuck you dont interact with me (tagged using all main character and game tags)#like. um#I totally understand not liking it I think that is beyond valid in so many ways#but I just find it exhausting seeing it attached to every newbie's first dr post yknow#I can take self deprecation (it still sucks. let yourself enjoy things with nuance. its ok)#but complete aggression and pushing away the people who would like your fan art the most? I'm just confused. and tired of it#Please talk about your criticisms of the game. but why on a completely innocuous piece of fan art? that you are maintagging?#its also just basic fandom etiquette#cmon now. that is all
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I'm in the middle of a btvs s5 rewatch and idk what the fuck is going on but xander is NOT riley's number one fan. in fact he is dogging on riley quite consistently. he is holding a grudge, even. what happened to make him switch so hard that he's calling riley her "one in a life-time" ????
#I'm sitting here like. man! classic xander hating all of buffy's boyfriends. wait he becomes riley's cheerleader??#I know I'm forgetting something bc obviously I'm only on episode 9 but I'm just. soooo confused#and ik he likes riley cause he's another basic human but wh. wha. huh?#xander is so protective of the scoobies#ACTUALLY. thinking. thinking alert!#xander is SO protective. I feel like the fact riley cheated on buffy is automatic kill zone no matter WHAT she did or did not do#I mean I still fully believe he would attack buffy. this is normal xander behaviour as much as it breaks my heart. but like...#idk. I dunno man.#sorry guys I love xander harris he's my best friend y'know#I'm not tagging riley I don't ever want that fucker on my blog but I'm just curious#xander harris#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer
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Nobara truthers, Gojo truthers, I'm a goddamn Higuruma truther. He's not fucking dead, my dude is coming back
#higuruma hiromi#jjk higuruma#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#gojo is dead#nobara idk bc gege hates women and me specifically#but i think dead#higuruma however is not#my source: themes#it would be way thematically better if he was not dead#gojo thematically should be dead#it makes sense and it would be bad actually for him to come back#and he should not be teasing that#either I'm not seeing something or nobara dying doesn't make any sense in the themes in the first place#even if she does come back#which he basically said she won't#but then.....#idk I'm confused#and angry#but higuruma's parallel with yuuji especially#and a lil with nanami#make me think he's not dead#which means maybe none of them who fought sukuna are dead#except gojo. gojo is dead
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I'm not gonna lie I've been pondering for the last 30 minutes or so on what a good animated Robin movie would look like and Im kinda coming up blank I'm even getting stumped on which Robin the movie would focus on and outside of that what story should be the main focus
#Dc#Robin#Like I feel like the obvious answer would be dick#And the movie focuses on how he became Robin#Which like very good story#Easy to fit into the movie time span#Your basic origin story that new fans won't get confused with a bunch of back story#But it also just sounds like the safe option#And kinda boring if I'm being honest#Especially bc to me if you really want to tell dick or really any of the Robins stories#You need way more time to do it#Idk tho my brain isn't really working today#Soooo putting the question out there#Dc is making an animated Robin movie#They've asked you what Robin should be the focus and what story your telling#With the obvious stipulations#It's gotta fit into a 90 minute runtime#Robin has to fulfill some sorta character arc#It has to be newbie friendly while appeasing old fans#It's gotta be a self contained story while leaving room for a sequel#Annnd go
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