#Bartylus

[l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft]

whoever’s responsible for creating this picture?

count your fucking days 🫵

[loonyloopylupin96]

The fact Barty is canonically the kid who cries when he gets in trouble tickles me.

[padfootsaphrodite]

Remus: "don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you"

Lily: "well I hope not cause I'd fcking kill your family"

*awkward laughter*

Remus: "what?"

Lily: "sorry.. that was an exaggeration"

*moment of silence*

Remus: "it's okay..."

And that folks is how Remus and Lily became best friends!

[horrorosier]

literally can’t stop thinking about bartylus…writing about bartylus…kicking my feet about bartylus…its just so visceral and raw and the connection is otherworldly and i want to sob…from delicate hands and sonnets to bite marks and handprints and blood to an endless geyser of love, devotion, and obsession to the point where it’s concerning but they are so fucking healthy…the desperate connection and tender kisses and needy hands…panting, weeping, screaming, begging, praising, hoping, wishing, loving…Help me

[marauders-brain-rot]

✨New ask game!✨

Send either:

1. What marauders era character you think I’m most like or who I remind you of most

Or

2. What pairing you think we’d be if we talked/if we do talk what pairing you see us as (these can be anything at all, it can be parent/child, sibling, friends, enemies, literally any two characters that have interacted in canon or fanon)

Can be done on or off anon

I’m intrigued to see what you all think of me

[ilophilia]

Barty: Chill bro, he's dating both of us. You're my boyfriend in law.

James: whAT

[mikewheelerscloset]

bartylus is better!!!! I say as they drag me kicking and screaming back to the asylum

[stxrrnightjxr]

Just thinking about how Sirius can’t handle not being his baby brother’s only confidant anymore.

He doesn’t talk to him anymore, not like he used to. Is it because of mum and father? He only gets cold looks and the occasional ‘Hello Sirius.’ What happened to ‘hey Siri! How was charms? Did you learn more?’

It hurts even more when he stumbles across Regulus with Crouch, of all people- Sirius had been under the invisibility cloak- he’d borrowed it from James, wanting to go talk to Regulus, to see what was wrong- and he found him with that awful Barty Crouch. They were stood much too close, Sirius thought- why was Reg talking to him so much? He never spoke that much, not to Sirius. Was Sirius no longer who Regulus went to?

How dare Crouch steal his brother. How dare their parents drive them apart, and how dare Regulus let it happen- Crouch, really? Sirius was right there, and Regulus chose Barty Crouch.

[uhhlifeig]

Barty: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project? Regulus: Do it or you're straight. Barty: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

[alter-ego-xxx]

Barty with a breeding kink and Regulus cross dressing for him

nsfw

I thought long about this ask, anon. And I came to the conclusion that I don't think Regulus would crossdress for Barty. Mostly not because I hc him as trans and I feel like it would not be comfortable for him. I do however see him wearing this cute little outfit with stockings going up to his milky-smooth thighs that Barty can mark and a crop top, which allows Barty to see the belly bulge he creates with his dick. I think like that he'd be able to envision Regulus' belly swelling up with his kid... and that would definitely do it for him...

[l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft]

blue is barty in pretty much any pairing

[starrysillhoutte]

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

[child-of-icarus]

[James watching young Luna and Harry]

Harry, running in: Papa! Papa!

James: Yes?

Harry: Luna said the B word!

James:

Luna, also running in: Motherfucker doesn’t start with B, Harry!

[horrorosier]

baby, this isn't helter skelter, you're the only one burning

bartylus | mature | 1/4 | MCD

Sometime in the summer of '93, the two of the cross paths. With a beginning as saccharine as the organic sweet potatoes and an ending as fiery as the habanero peppers, it's hard to say who was wrong and who was right. Maybe, after all is said and done, there was no right or wrong. Maybe it was just the feeling of love at the wrong place and time.

welcome to my newest passion project! my bartylus fic! i've thought long and hard about this one, and after everything that happened during the second half of last year, the timing felt right for me. i cannot wait to share their whole story with you. lots and lots of love. i hope you all enjoy <3

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[outromoony]

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?