#Barry Allen is a Troll

[andromeda-moon]

My DC character ai bots

Still in progress and updating

Warning: Anything with a 🔞 is not for minors and can lead to adult content.

Random DC bots:

Dick Grayson:

💤 Your older brother helps with your insomnia 🔞

➹- Getting lost during a road trip with the boys

☆ Training with Nightwing 🔞

“Midnight, you come and pick me up, no headlights���

❤ Roommates to lovers

“Sometimes you call me when you're too drunk" 🔞

♡And I knew you'd come back to me| Comforting Dick

DCeased- “We've become the walking dead” 🔞

"I've Got a Lot of Sins, But You're My Favorite"

Roy Harper:

Rivalry and Jealousy of the new girl

Double Agent Dilemma

□ Quarter Past Midnight

Partners in Crime

Jason Todd:

💔 My boy only breaks his favorite toys

⚔︎- Your brother has to save both of you

"When are we really going to make things final?”

◇ Red Hood's Assistant

°• Breaking down walls 🔞

“You and I walk a fragile line"

"Fuck It, Let's Do It Again" 🔞

Titans:

✘ tropical hell

❥ Domestic life at the Bludhaven Titans Tower

+The Titans are feral gremlins

✘ Bad Blood | Titans and JLA

🔞 Fault Lines | Supernatural Titans Siren!{{user}}

Justice League:

♤ Watchtower duty

♤ Bad Day

Batfamily:

SPN x Batfamily crossover

🎯 The batkids troll the JLA

"Run Away With Me" Damian & Jon

?Is he Okay? Tim Drake

✸ Damian De-aged?

DCeased: Shadows in the Cave

Wally West:

☄ Unhinged mornings, or Wally is an idiot

“If you could see that I'm the one”

Misc:

☄ “These fatal fantasies" 🔞 Conner Kent

“Every girl I ever talked to told me you were bad" Conner Kent

❦ Randomly meeting your soulmate Conner Kent

@The batsiblings have a discord

Hal and Barry DC Vs Vampires| ♱ your best friend is a vampire 🔞

❦ Star crossed lovers | Hal Jordan

Midnight Rain – “You were the one I wanted."| Bart Allen

☄ I dreamed of you | Hal Jordan

Bots with a detailed AU story across many bots

⌛DC: Stuck in time:

⌛Stuck in the Cretaceous | Bruce and Clark

⌛ Stuck in the '40s together

🪄- DC X PJO:

🪄 DCx PJO | Welcome to Campy Nyx

🔞 18+ supernatural stories with Batfamily:

🔞 He's hiding a secret | Incubus!Dick

🔞 Investigating Secrets | Supernatural Mystery | Dick

🔞 Howl | Werewolf Jason!

🔞 Trials of the Gods. | Hal and Barry

✗⚠ - Post Invasion AU:

✗⚠ Getting tired for a Phoenix - Post Invasion AU: Richard Grayson

✗⚠ The Lantern and the Witch- Post Invasion AU: Kyle Rayner

✗⚠ Stolen moments in Twilight- Post Invasion AU: Jonathan Kent

I may take some requests for bots, feel free to send me your ideas but I can't guarantee I will make it. I will only work on DC comics bots right now.

[thatthirdtriplet]

Relationships:

Batman & Robin - Relationship Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne flash & Wally West Barry Allen & Wally West flash & Kid r & Dick Grayson Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne Dick Grayson & Clark Kent Superman & Robin Barbara Gordon & Dick Grayson Dick Grayson & Justice LeagueRobin & Justice LeagueDick Grayson & Wally West kid Flash & Robin Dick Grayson & Roy Harper & Wally West speedy & Kid Flash & Robin batgirl & Robin Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne Dick Grayson & Jason Todd Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd Barbara Gordon & Jason Todd Tim Drake & Dick Grayson Tim Drake & Jason Todd Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne Cassandra Cain & Bruce Wayne Cassandra Cain & Barbara Gordon Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake Cassandra Cain & Jason Todd Batman & Robin & Batgirl Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne & Jason Todd & Dick Grayson & Barbara Gordon & Cassandra Cain

Characters:

Dick Grayson Robin (DCU) Bruce Wayne Batman Alfred Pennyworth Jim Gordon black Canary superman Clark Kent flash (DCU) Barry Allen Green Arrow - Character batgirl Barbara Gordon Wally West Roy Harper Speedy (DCU) Kid Flash Two FacePenguinJoker (DCU) Bane (DCU) Talia al Ghul Ra's al Ghul Jason Todd Ace the Bat-Hound Tim Drake Cassandra Cain

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon pre-Canon origin Story Racism Batfamily justice League as Family kid Dick Grayson big Brother Dick Grayson Bruce collects orphans uncle Clark Kent UNCLE CLARK Troll! Dick Grayson Troll! Robin Troll! Wally genius Dick Grayson Terrible Trio uncle Barry aunt Iris Watchtower - Freeform Robin knows all mentions of Damian Wayne kid Jason Todd Batbear Zitka the Elephant BAMF Robin Batfam as kids Kid Cassandra Cain kid Barbara Gordon kid Tim Drake cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net

Summary:

In one night six year old Dick Grayson loses everything. In the audience Bruce Wayne feels something he hasn't in a long time and he knows he just can't standby and watch.

Bruce takes in Dick and soon the kid is an integral part of the Justice League's world and all of the heroes. Robin becomes a staple as the first kid sidekick but that doesn't mean Batman doesn't have more.

This is a prequel to Young Justice in a universe where the Batfamily is already all together. Their family grows from Dick, Bruce and Alfred to add Barbara, a flying alien Uncle, a snarky former thief, a kid genius and a little ninja girl among others.

Second in A Flying Robin series.

[spencerscharacterbattle]

WELCOME TO THE SECOND SUPER AWESOME CHARACTER BATTLE, NOW WITH 128 CHARACTERS!!!!!

this bracket has 128 of my current favorite characters in media, whether they be obscure or well-known!

HOW THE FORMAT WORKS!:

the first round will contain a battle between the four characters in each box. only two in each box will move forward (the highest and second-highest voted)

the second round will contain a battle between two winners of one square and two of another, and only two will move forward

the third round is exactly like the last round, except only one will move forward

the fourth round will contain a battle between one winner and another, and only one will move forward

the fifth round is exactly like the last round, with the winner moving forward to compete for the ultimate win

the sixth round is the final round and will decide who is the winner of Spencer’s Super Awesome Character Battle 2024!!

just like last year, each poll will be up for a week, so there’s plenty of time to vote for your faves!!

THE CHARACTER BRACKET IS BELOW!!!

(there is a text transcript under the “keep reading” as the text is very small, i apologize for that)

victoria chase (hot in cleveland) vs brock (unikitty) vs chococat (sanrio) vs bozz (the state)

hello kitty (sanrio) vs applejack (mlp) vs bumper allen (pitch perfect) vs kenneth (craig of the creek)

derpy (mlp) vs peggy (papa louie) vs aidan russell (rainbow high) vs rick (the state)

pizza steve (uncle grandpa) vs princess celestia (mlp) vs christine (the state) vs ernie (sesame street)

ariel (the little mermaid) vs starlight glimmer (mlp) vs louie (the state) vs gonzo (the muppets)

levon (the state) vs marley rose (glee) vs choo choo (jellystone) vs bert (sesame street)

rock (rock paper scissors) vs princess luna (mlp) vs deuce gorgon (monster high g3) vs violet wolf (great wolf pack)

octavius (night at the museum film version) vs lee ping (detentionaire) vs cavendish (milo murphy’s law) vs damien (total drama reboot)

purple m&m (the m&ms) vs cheese sandwich (mlp) vs bowie (total drama reboot) vs vince noir (the mighty boosh)

scooter (papa louie) vs glep (smiling friends) vs barry (craig of the creek) vs bridgette (total drama)

holly de’vious (rainbow high) vs wander (wander over yonder) vs octavius (night at the museum animated film) vs secret keeper (craig of the creek)

pepé (the muppets) vs frankie stein (monster high g3) vs hunter (sean saves the world) vs thacher (hailey’s on it)

allan (smiling friends) vs trixie lulamoon (mlp) vs delilah fields (rainbow high) vs naboo (the mighty boosh)

pekkle (sanrio) vs jedediah (night at the museum film) vs princess cadance (mlp) vs poppy rowan (rainbow high)

U*SA*HA*NA (sanrio) vs eva (total drama) vs yolanda (the muppets) vs emperor awesome (wander over yonder)

holger (detentionaire) vs moana (moana) vs noah (total drama) vs lightning mcqueen (cars)

sarah (yolo) vs cam (detentionaire) vs dracula (monster high g3) vs scissors (rock paper scissors)

pim (smiling friends) vs dakota (milo murphy’s law) vs sabrina st. cloud (rainbow high) vs melanie moretti (hot in cleveland)

rachel (yolo) vs commander peepers (wander over yonder) vs mark (craig of the creek) vs uma van hoose (rainbow high)

pinkie pie (mlp) vs omar (craig of the creek) vs biffy (detentionaire) vs margot de perla (rainbow high)

sean harrison (sean saves the world) vs cooper (trolls) vs orange m&m (the m&ms) vs ahkmenrah (night at the museum)

liz (sean saves the world) vs juke (the amazing world of gumball) vs gwen (the state) vs octavia (mlp)

pencil (rock paper scissors) vs amiria (papa louie) vs natasha zima (rainbow high) vs toralei stripe (monster high g3)

steve (the state) vs jedediah (night at the museum animated film) vs clawdeen wolf (monster high g3) vs abed nadir (community)

howard moon (the mighty boosh) vs raj (total drama reboot) vs troy (the state) vs scarlett (papa louie)

sylvia (wander over yonder) vs rizzo (the muppets) vs max thompson (sean saves the world) vs richmond (the it crowd)

gwimbly (smiling friends) vs wanda (the state) vs ghoulia yelps (monster high g1) vs brandy (detentionaire)

sheryl meyer (rainbow high) vs dj pon 3 (mlp) vs wayne (total drama reboot) vs top cat (jellystone)

emma (total drama reboot) vs joy scroggs (hot in cleveland) vs master frown (unikitty) vs david (craig of the creek)

milo murphy (milo murphy’s law) vs paper (rock paper scissors) vs charlie (smiling friends) vs frida kahlo (clone high)

bob moore (hot in cleveland) vs barry (the state) vs tow mater (cars) vs laurel de’vious (rainbow high)

felix unger (the odd couple 2015) vs liezel (papa louie) vs rainbow dash (mlp) vs sugar (glee)

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Why Hal Jordan Should Not Be Allowed To Talk Unsupervised or Robin Is A Troll And JLA Pays The Price

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/x1RJPm8 by SummerKnight717 Baby!Robin Dick Grayson meets the Justice League. Bruce supposes he should have put more effort into clarifying appropriate conversational topics to his itty bitty sidekick. Or. Hal Jordan's attempts to establish rapport with the Dark Knight's Sunshine kid goes about as well as you would expect. Especially when Gotham residents gets involved. Words: 2757, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 12 of Fusion Universe - 717 Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Justice League (DCU), Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Clark Kent, Rogues Gallery (Batman), Vicki Vale, Alfred Pennyworth, Jim Gordon, Barry Allen Relationships: Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Justice League, Justice League & Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) Additional Tags: Dick Grayson Meets the Justice League, Confused Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Dick Grayson is Robin, Dick Grayson is a Ray of Sunshine, Dick Grayson is a Gift, Dick Grayson is a Troll, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Protective Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne is So Done, Alfred Pennyworth is So Done, The Rogues Gallery (Batman), Identity Porn, Humor, Misunderstandings, Press and Tabloids, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) is a Mess, Long-Suffering Jim Gordon, Justice League as Family (DCU) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/x1RJPm8

[zeren444]

fandom list!! finally

i'm still probably gonna update it once in a while!

the ones with bold are the ones i'm currently interested in!!

made on 8-30-24

Anime A-Z ;

Bungou Stray Dogs

Beastars

Chainsaw man

Devilman Crybaby

Fire force

Free!

Ghost Stories Dub

Howl's Moving Castle

Jujutsu Kaisen

My Hero Academia

Naruto Shippuden

Seven Deadly Sins

The Witcher, Nightmare of the Wolf.

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Animated Series A-Z ;

How to train your dragon 1-2-3 + series

Despicable Me 1-2-3-4

Gravity Falls

Ninjago

Spiderman Across The Spiderverse

Smiling friends

Teen Titans Go!

Troll Hunters

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Series A-Z ;

Alice In Borderland

Arcane

Harry Potter

Lucifer

Ragnarok

Stranger Things

Supernatural

Sex and The City

South Park

The Walking Dead

The Hunger Games

The Witcher

The Rookie

The Last Of Us

Wednesday

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Movies A-Z ;

Aquaman 1-2

Alien

Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice

Blade Runner 2045

Black Adam

Birds of Prey

Barbie

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Damsel

Deadpool 1-2-3 / Deadpool & Wolverine

Extraction 1-2

Flash (Barry Allen)

Grown Ups 1-2

Godzilla

Justice League

King Kong

Red Notice

Scream 1-2-3-4-5-6

Suicide Squad 1-2

Shazam 1-2

Spiderman (any spiderman movie atp)

The Adam Project

The Meg 1-2

Transformers

6 Underground

Venom 1-2

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Nerdy Pet Peeves

AKA things that people say about the Flash and the Rogues that bug me when found in supposedly-informative lists or videos.

"Barry/Wally is an inferior copy of Wally/Barry!" This one is usually just a lead-up to an internet flame war, and ignores that the two characters are both distinct, interesting, and likable in their own right. It's also just objectively not true (except when applied to adaptations, which have a bad habit of blending the two characters together). This isn't to say that people can't like one better than the other, or even dislike one, but to claim that either character is objectively unworthy of being the Flash/existing is a bit much.

"Barry was/is boring." I like Wally a lot (he is my favorite Flash, although by an extremely narrow margin), but I can't agree with people who claim that Barry is boring, or was boring before the retconned-in death of his mother. He wasn't. As white-bread as he seems, Silver/Bronze Age Barry Allen was a deeply weird individual. He had weird friends (like Albert Desmond, an ex-supervillain, and his 12-year-old neighbor), weird and dorky hobbies (collecting comics being the most notable), and did very weird things (like dressing up as a supervillain basically just to troll the Rogues, which @gorogues has some good scans of). He also has a solidly-written relationship with Iris (at least in the Bronze Age; not so much in the Silver Age) and actually has a number of really solid and emotional stories. I think a lot of the reputation Barry has as being boring stems from the fact that Cary Bates' run on the character, which did a lot to establish his more idiosyncratic character traits and emotional range, isn't published in reprints very often. As such, most modern fans don't know about Barry as he was written in that time period, and miss out on his more interesting character beats. Although I may be biased by the fact that I love Silver and Bronze Age comics.

"Captain Cold is a knock-off Mr. Freeze." Even setting aside the massive differences in their appearances, personalities, and backgrounds, Captain Cold debuted in 1957. Mr. Freeze didn't appear as Mr. Zero until 1959, and didn't become the Mr. Freeze most audiences are familiar with now until BTAS in the 1990s. So if anyone is a knock-off, it's Mr. Freeze, not Captain Cold (though the two are very distinct and I don't think either of them is a rip-off).

"Heat Wave is a knock-off Firefly." Again, the two are massively different in appearance, personality, and backstory, and, while Firefly does technically predate Heat Wave, he didn't start using a flamethrower until the early 1990s, at which point Heat Wave had been around---using his heat gun---for nearly 30 years. Before that, Firefly had light-based powers.

"Trickster is a second-rate Joker." Different powersets, different backstory, totally different personality, and different goals. Trickster is a barnum and a showman; Joker is a twisted comedian. Just because they're both vaguely humor-themed does not make them the same character.

"Heat Wave is boring/didn't age well." I've seen this opinion in a few different places, and it baffles me. Heat Wave is plenty interesting. He had a bit of a rough patch in the New 52, but other than that he's pretty consistently had good stories, his character has been firmly established, and his backstory is really interesting (and suitably grimdark for those people who think comics need to be "mature"). Is it just because his costume is mostly kind of monochrome? Or because his heat gun isn't as flashy as some of the other Rogues' weapons?

"Trickster is the Flash's Joker/a homicidal maniac." This one is basically entirely the fault of adaptations, which do keep turning the Trickster (specifically, James) into the Joker in all but name. In the comics, the Trickster is many things, but he is not a homicidal maniac. It's one of the things that separates him from the Joker. I love Mark Hamill (even as the Trickster), but he's not playing the Trickster from the comics, and it bothers me when people apply the traits of the TV Tricksters to their comic counterpart.

"Captain Boomerang is lame/stupid." Does it make total sense that a normal guy who throws boomerangs can fight the Flash? No. Does it matter? No. This is comics we're talking about; they're inherently kind of silly. That's what makes them so fun---and why Captain Boomerang is so great. Also, Digger is way more skilled, more deadly, and more ruthless than he gets credit for. He's actually one of the scariest Flash villains when his back is to the wall. @gorogues, you probably have some good scans of impressive Digger feats. Also, if you apply the logic used to judge Captain Boomerang as lame, then characters like the Joker are also, objectively, kind of lame.

"Ha ha ha, the Top spins! LOL! What a stupid villain." He has telekinetic powers and tried to blow up half the world in his first appearance. Plus, he's a ghost who can possess corpses, and can be downright terrifying when he wants to be. I don't know why people have such a hard time taking him seriously. It's not like his costume is that much weirder than Sinestro's. Or Lex Luthor's purple-and-green battle armor. Thankfully, this one does seem to have become less common than it used to be.

Similarly, "ha ha, the Golden Glider skates! That's silly!" In the Bronze Age, Lisa was the scariest Rogue of them all, and arguably came the closest to achieving her goals. The fact that she ice skates does not negate the fact that she was absolutely deadly, and would have fit right in with the darker modern era of comics. And her costume's not even silly looking! This opinion seems to have become less common of late, but unfortunately it has, in part, been replaced by....

"The Golden Glider is the nicest of the Rogues/nicer than her brother." This one is the fault of the comics themselves, since they've been writing her this way for about a decade at this point. So this one is less a criticism of people online and more a criticism of DC's writing decisions for the Golden Glider. Lisa is more than Captain Cold's cute little sister. She is capable of functioning on her own, and this perception of her as being nothing but generally cute and nice (and led into crime by her brother!) kneecaps her as an independent character. The fact that Cary Bates, who was writing during the 1970s and 1980s, is still Lisa's best writer is a little sad.

People who confuse/conflate Eobard Thawne and Hunter Zolomon, or describe Zolomon as though he's the version from the 2014 TV show rather than the more nuanced character from the comics. This happens more than it should, especially in lists and videos that are supposed to be explaining the Flash, and it just adds fuel to the fire that is people confusing them.

"The Rogues were lame until Geoff Johns started writing them." Geoff Johns was a great writer for the Rogues, and did develop a lot of their backstories, but the Rogues were just as great in the Silver and Bronze Ages, and Roscoe and Lisa were actually much better in that era than under Johns' pen (especially since Johns hated Roscoe). There are tons of good Rogues stories from earlier eras, and I think that they're vital to understanding the characters (especially poor Sam, who has had maybe three good stories since he was brought back to life in 2011).

"Captain Cold is the only Rogue that matters." This usually isn't stated precisely in this way, but I see this general sentiment quite frequently. This idea seems to assume that the Rogues are Len's henchmen, rather than his teammates, and therefore that they aren't interesting or important in their own right. Some of this can be laid at the feet of Geoff Johns, who really, really, really loved Len and seemed to not put as much time or effort into characterizing the other Rogues. I also think Joshua Willaimson's run was rather bad about this, as it portrayed Len as a pretty absolute, selfish leader and seemed to imply that the other Rogues were evil primarily because of his orders/influence. Even Johns' run didn't do that!

"The Rogues are only a threat to the Flash as a group." Again, this one can probably be attributed at least in part to the fact that most modern comic runs never show the Rogues operating independently, but historically they were all threatening and capable in their own right when fighting the Flash. Teaming up made them more threatening, but they were capable on their own.

"Sam (the first Mirror Master) is boring." This one is kind of true, but only if it's in reference to the post-Flashpoint version of the character. Pre-Flashpoint Sam, who also frequently gets called boring, was the most dynamic Rogue in the entire Pre-Crisis era, and was anything but boring. He was showy, cocky, dynamic, clever, and extremely entertaining. Silver/Bronze Age Mirror Master is the most fun you can have reading Pre-Crisis Flash.

People who confuse Evan and Sam, or Axel and James. Admittedly, DC hasn't been helping matters any by combining them into weird hybrids so much, but when writing an informative list about Sam, one should make sure that you're not including backstory elements than only apply to Evan, and that you're not attributing some of Evan's more violent activities, addictions, or eldritch powers to Sam. Similarly, when talking about the Trickster, make sure that you don't give Axel's backstory to James (or vice versa).

"The Rogues are lame/joke villains/aren't capable of fighting the Flash." This opinion isn't nearly as common as it once was, but it still pops up from time to time. It's as though the Rogues' costumes and names are preventing people from realizing that they're very capable combatants.

[avatarskywalker78]

Talk Shop Tuesday- how did you first come up with your Malcolm Thawne and does he differ in any way now from how you first imagined him?

So I'd been interested in the whole concept of Cobalt Blue since I found out about him around 2019/2020, because Eddie Thawne was meant to be a reference to this and I saw a lot of speculation over whether he would show up as this villain or not (obviously I hoped not because they'd done so well not casting him as the villain, but I digress) but it honestly wasn't until I started writing why don't you just (listen to your heart?) that Malcolm himself appeared - I just loved the idea of Eddie having a snarky younger brother who had a difficult relationship with their parents and who was appalled that Barry Allen somehow... didn't know Eddie had been pining for him, given that his brother was an open book. Plus I just loved playing around with the concept - in the comics he's really an Allen and evil, whereas in my various fics he's a biological Thawne and good.

And honestly he hasn't really changed since that first fic - he's still sarcastic and no-nonsense and a massive troll, especially towards Eddie, and cannot stand pining of any kind, like for the love of god just talk to each other, please. And he loves his brother very much - even in the fics where they have been estranged, he loves him. Really the only difference is the powers, as nowadays I tend to write more fics where he's Cobalt Blue - though sometimes I keep him non-powered, depending on whether it fits the story or not. And of course I've fleshed out his backstory more, establishing him as the supposed 'golden child' of Hugo and Charlene who, one way or another, willl ultimately refuse to conform to what they expected of him. Plus the fact that he's pansexual.

Also I do now have to admit that he is functionally an OC 😂😂 because a number of people (including yourself) have referred to him as such and it's like...yeah, he is, because he shares nothing with comics Malcolm beyond a name and the powerset. Which is just very funny to me.

talk shop tuesday

[ao3feed-timkon]

Birds of a Feather

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/WmhAuZC

by Niiwasong

Sequel to 'Pushed From the Nest' that starts directly after the fight at Wayne Tower.

Words: 4443, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Cockoo in the Robins Nest.

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Other

Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Bart Allen, Barry Allen, Wally West, Cassie Sandsmark, Selina Kyle, Hal Jordan, Pamela Isley, Poison Ivy, Damian Wayne, Pru Woods

Relationships: Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Talia al Ghul/Bruce Wayne (past), Barry Allen/Hal Jordan, Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy, Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent

Additional Tags: Graphic depictions of violence - Freeform, anti Damian Wayne, Damian Wayne is a bad person, Damian Wayne is a bad sibling, Don't Like Don't Read, Trolls will be ridiculed and mocked, Tim Drake Deserves Better, Tim Drake Needs a Hug, Tim Drake Gets a Hug, Bad Sibling Dick Grayson, He gets redemption, but he's an idiot, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Selina Kyle is a Good Parent

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/WmhAuZC

[dcmakeitpoly]

There's a Storm Coming by Taxi_Cab_To_Slowtown

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Fandoms: DCU (Comics), White Collar (TV 2009) Relationships: Barry Allen/Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)/Iris West, Barry Allen/Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen/Iris West, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)/Iris West, Neal Caffrey/Sara Ellis

Additional Tags: Neal Caffrey and Hal Jordan are the Same Person, Minor Dick Grayson/Wally West, Married Dick Grayson/Wally West, Barry Allen is The Flash, Sara Ellis and Iris West are the Same Person, Dick Grayson is Robbie Malone, Malones (DCU), Bruce Wayne is Matches Malone, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Hal Jordan is so done, Secret Relationship, Secret Identity, Troll Dick Grayson, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Batfamily Members are the Malones, Young Justice is there if you squint, Tim Drake is Alvin Draper, no beta we die like Barry Allen

Summary: Hal is having a rough time. He didn't need this too.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Why Hal Jordan Should Not Be Allowed To Talk Unsupervised or Robin Is A Troll And JLA Pays The Price

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3SAlR7G by SummerKnight717 Baby!Robin Dick Grayson meets the Justice League. Bruce supposes he should have put more effort into clarifying appropriate conversational topics to his itty bitty sidekick. Or. Hal Jordan's attempts to establish rapport with the Dark Knight's Sunshine kid goes about as well as you would expect. Especially when Gotham residents gets involved. Words: 2757, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 12 of Fusion Universe - 717 Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Justice League (DCU), Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Clark Kent, Rogues Gallery (Batman), Vicki Vale, Alfred Pennyworth, Jim Gordon, Barry Allen Relationships: Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Justice League, Justice League & Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) Additional Tags: Dick Grayson Meets the Justice League, Confused Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Dick Grayson is Robin, Dick Grayson is a Ray of Sunshine, Dick Grayson is a Gift, Dick Grayson is a Troll, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Protective Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne is So Done, Alfred Pennyworth is So Done, The Rogues Gallery (Batman), Identity Porn, Humor, Misunderstandings, Press and Tabloids, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) is a Mess, Long-Suffering Jim Gordon, Justice League as Family (DCU) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3SAlR7G

[latveriansnailmail]

Justice League in D&D

Today's thought experiment for my idle mind while my hands were doing work. This is in response to those videos I see in my recs along the lines of, How To Play This Jackoff Or Other In D&D5E!!! I never click on them because I usually don't see the point and I know I'll disagree anyway but today I went down a mental rabbit hole because why not? It's whatever, something to think about.

To simulate the Big Seven mainstays of the JLA I think we can all agree that they'd be very high level if not top tier and we'd need a DM who was a pushover and actively trying to facilitate this outcome. A couple of these guys, namely Superman and Martian Manhunter, are going to be outlandish. Here's what I have:

Batman This one's easy. Everyone argues that he's got Monk levels and I could be convinced that he has a couple but I see him as Standard Human for those unrealistic stats, Noble background (quite possibly the Knight), and stack levels of Inquisitive Rogue to the heavens. Use a feat for Improved Unarmed Strike (or whatever they call it nowadays) and boom, you've got a rich human being with skills and expertise out the yin yang who specializes in stealth, surprise attacks, investigation, and foiling villains more powerful than himself.

Green Lantern Another easy one. Variant Human with a Willpower type feat to push those wisdom saves to the heights. Soldier background for Stewart or (yawn) Hal; Guild Artisan background for Kyle. Straight Sorcerer with a focus on force constructs like Bigby's Hand, as well as Flight and anything that'll help survive the void of space.

Wonder Woman Another straightforward one but with an odd choice for race: Goliath. She is made out of earth, after all. Noble Background. Full levels of Oath of Redemption Paladin. Get a feat for deflecting projectiles and some magic gear and skew her spells towards influence, but she won't be using them because for the most part she'll be funneling them into Smites. She is a great advocate for peace but she will annihilate anyone who violates the peace. Rest in peace or rest in pieces.

Aquaman (Arthur Curry) The last straightforward one, I'd say Sea Elf with (again) a Noble background. I don't think Druid because he doesn't wild shape and does use metal. Instead, full levels of Beast Master Ranger.

Flash (Barry Allen) Here's where we have to start getting weird. Standard Human, maybe Folk Hero background? Dude's popular. Then we multiclass him Monk/Wizard. I did say weird. You would think Open Hand but I say Drunken Master with Alchemist's Tools subbed out for Brewer's Supplies. Then perhaps War Mage for the improved initiative. Take spells of Passwall, Lightning Bolt, Planar Shift, it's doable.

Martian Manhunter Now we're going to needle that indulgent DM. The best way I figured out to make him was, get this, race: a friggin' TROLL: strength, reach, regeneration, and a vulnerability to fire. Background Sage or Soldier (Sage suits better). Then, get this, Whispers Bard with the instruments swapped for skill proficiencies. Polymorph, Disguise Self, LOTS of influence spells, Passwall from Magical Secrets, and then mundane social Skills and useful proficiencies. WACKY. I made him a Bard. I am on some bullshit.

Superman And finally there's the Man of Steel. I warned you that bullshit was afoot and we'd need a fool of a DM. The thing is, Supes is not in Player Character Race/Background/Class territory. He doesn't actually have that many powers, just stats that are out of this world. He's not a fighter or a caster or an expert, he's just a power fantasy and his abilities all boil down to his Kryptonian heritage. We're not talking PC but rather a Monster. I say start with the Empyrean as a template (CR 23!!!) and modify size and flight and such from there. Give him disadvantage on saves versus spells from Arcane casters. Pepper the world with two types of magical rocks, one of which weakens and poisons Kryptonians and the other of which messes with his personality.

So yeah, there's today's bullshit. What's your take? I'm genuinely curious but don't call me wrong. Of course I'm wrong. These characters don't belong in D&D.

[bookandyarndragon]

Oooh do tell! Not to go into OCs i picture Barry Allen to have such a mix of movies and videogame soundtracks, filk music and nerd culture references.

Bruce has his professional Captian of Industry™️ phone with the least personaly agravating of the normal ring tones. But he also has his Brucie the Socialite phone that is extra and has the most ridiculous trendy music. His children have picked their own ring tones. Damien's insistence on Vivaldi cements the youngest Wayne's reputation as spectrumey holder of the family braincell.

Clark has a pretty normal set of ring tones except for family. His ring tone for Lois is their song.

Oliver will troll 🧌 hard with his ring tone choices. Bruce doesn't apreciate the Vader theme.

Planning on resuming writing soon - busy schedule and recovering from random work plagues.

But a few random character thoughts.

Which JL members program specific ringtones for other team members. How much thought do they put into this? Who picks ringtones that irritate the others?

I have some headcanons based on this that might emerge again.

[kesomon]

The Flash Vol 1 #231

Aka that one time the Rogues had a villains convention to show off their new anti-Flash weapons (but only Top, Mirror Master, Piper, Weather Wizard and Heatwave showed up) and Scudder wagers a valuable diamond on whose fancy new weapon was the best to take out the Flash

And then this completely random villain shows up, calls himself The Dude, and claims to be the only Rogue to ever beat the Flash, and to prove it he does a demonstration and fights the Flash and indeed kicks his ass and the Rogues are so impressed they declare him the winner of the contest

But then the Flash shows up and strips them all practically naked and steals the diamond back (Flash u Perv)

And then The Dude shows up at a theatre and greets Iris West and takes off his wig and moustache and it’s gODDAMN BARRY ALLEN ffs

That one time Barry Allen kicked his own ass using speed mirages to punk his Rogues gallery and to my knowledge tHEY NEVER FIGURED IT OUT

I desperately want to read the fic where they do.

[twicetolivetwicetodie]

I keep seeing, from more than one person on Twitter, that WestAllen as a relationship is dead cause they don’t have any romantic scenes anymore or they act like a boring old couple who don’t act like newlyweds, and only give each other pecks on the cheek. I don’t know if any of this is gonna change or not post Crisis so I guess I was wondering what the WA fandom on here thought about it

@sunshinesunsethappiness @xswestallen 

[speedforcespector]

I litterly have no control over myself with this one but here he is here is Troll Barry Allen aka The Flash and I regret nothing here

[xxpeachywitchxx]

New aesthetics for shows!