#Barista tips

[honestlycrookeddream]

How to Make French Vanilla Cappuccino?: Brew Perfection!

[lifewithacupofcoffee]

[goldenstudyhour]

1.27.23

work work work work ☕️🍃<3

[distort-opia]

I would like to ask you, what would Batman's reaction be if he saw the Joker doing a good deed "in secret"? For example, saving a kitten from a tree or talking to lonely elderly people.

(Almost impossible for this to happen, But I'd like to imagine Bruce's reaction.)

Well... knowing Bruce, he'd just assume there's some other scheme at play. He'd think Joker is doing this because of a plan, because he wants to manipulate someone, because he's got something in the works, etc. It'd take a lot for Bruce to genuinely see something Joker did as good, or unselfish.

So yeah, I think Bruce's most realistic reaction would be "WHAT IS HE UP TO NOW??", which to be fair would be quite funny if Joker just did something nice out of sheer boredom one time.

[prismaticsaltedink]

When you ask for regular but get decaf

When you tell your wife and she confronts the barista

When she watches them to make SURE they do it right this time

What your kids are doing while this is all going on

The coffee shop staff reminding you they'd like a tip

Your wife

[hella1975]

stop asking me for a large flat white.

[chimaerakitten]

Temeraire!Universe Dragon Facebook (fangbook?) has lost and found human groups that are in every way identical to lost and found pet groups in our universe right down to the annoying member who comments the exact same guilt trippy message about it being the fault of an irresponsible owner dragon if a cat human got lost no matter what the circumstances were.

[squirmydads-creations]

Sometimes I'll do a silly search of the internet just to see if a random miniature exists, this came from the search term; "half-orc chef". I was delighted to find that someone had sculpted one, not that I needed it, but once I painted him my youngest worked him into their campaign as an NPC fighter with improvised weapons.

[stlamb]

thank god and jesus for coffee shops that close at 6 pm instead of 5 pm

[vulcan-highblood]

Apparently AO3 is down because of hackers, so I think I'll donate a little extra this month. <3

[tennessoui]

please write part two to the divorce attorney where they actually get together 😭 im dying, it has me in stitches and i NEED TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS XD

ok maybe i will soon write this (obligatory pause for groans from people who want me to stop finding new things and just finish my old things) but i was thinking about it today and honestly

they meet at a bar after obi-wan's long term girlfriend tells him she can't marry him and they should break up, and this is obi-wan's and anakin's first conversation that isn't in some professional capacity so at first honestly they don't know what to say to one another

but then anakin confesses that he wasn't sure obi-wan would recognize him without a wedding ring, and obi-wan scoffs and is like do you know how many other repeat customers i have?

and anakin is like no? and obi-wan is like just one other. he's been divorced three times. every time, it's been devastating for him.

and anakin is like (pensively) i've been divorced before.

and obi-wan is like uh i know. i'm your divorce lawyer. you've been divorced 29 times.

and anakin goes all quiet and picks at the label of his beer and then he shrugs and he's like. 30 i guess. and once when it mattered.

[cinamun]

Ok, I'm ngl if someone at my local 'bucks yelled that out about someone's coffee order I would be on the floor! (And maybe even if they were palm side.) :D :D :D #extra blackity black # extra roasty. Carry on.

That's his signature order!! Venti Extra Blickety Blizzack!

Jay has classes to teach and papers to grade, he does not have time for all of this foolishness!

[ghost-proofbaby]

pencil sketch barista!eddie just 4 u, beloved <3

oh. my fucking. GOD.

THE USE OF ANGEL? THE PINS? IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND. i cannot thank you enough for giving this visual i’m never going to shut up about him oh my god oh my GOD

[trans-xianxian]

friendly baristas hold this world together I mean this genuinely

[killorbekillian]

interview tomorrow! fingers crossed bc i hate my job!

[blastlight]

probably the worst thing about audio processing issues is i get scared that people think i'm a fucking racist whenever i have to keep asking someone with a non-american accent for clarification 😭 i literally just cant hear,,, please send help