distort-opia
distort-opia
i come with knives, to love you
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multi-fandom clusterfuck, hoarder of enemies-to-lovers ships. twenty-something adult. Bruce Wayne is the love of my life. mostly Batman, mixed in with Hannibal, X-Men, Black Sails, possibly Death Note, The Untamed and Loki. I write meta and fic sometimes @distortopia on ao3. Helpful tags to be found here.
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distort-opia · 42 minutes ago
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distort-opia · 46 minutes ago
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NOSFERATU + Orlok's Hand
BILL SKARSGARD as Count Orlok 🎬 Nosferatu (2024)
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distort-opia · 1 hour ago
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"why does this nonsexual power dynamic sound so sexual" i have some news for you about the dominant social relationship between sex and power
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distort-opia · 2 hours ago
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The Other Woman :(
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happy batjokes day ohhh im putting them in peril ohh please divorce and kill each other
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distort-opia · 3 hours ago
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hanging out with you felt like being awake during surgery. when can i see you again
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distort-opia · 2 days ago
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WHAT is even the point of mind controlling a hero if it doesn't feel good. if you can't make them like it. if they don't learn to want it.
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distort-opia · 4 days ago
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The Passenger + Memes
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distort-opia · 4 days ago
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The filter relies on manually curated open-source blocklists, including the ‘nuclear’ list, provided by uBlockOrigin and uBlacklist Huge AI Blocklist,” DuckDuckGo said in a post on X. “While it won’t catch 100% of AI-generated results, it will greatly reduce the number of AI-generated images you see.
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Left: AI filter is off Right: AI filter is on
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distort-opia · 4 days ago
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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.
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distort-opia · 5 days ago
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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt
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distort-opia · 5 days ago
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Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right
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distort-opia · 5 days ago
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The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again
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distort-opia · 5 days ago
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AI industry groups are urging an appeals court to block what they say is the largest copyright class action ever certified. They’ve warned that a single lawsuit raised by three authors over Anthropic’s AI training now threatens to “financially ruin” the entire AI industry if up to 7 million claimants end up joining the litigation and forcing a settlement.
well…darn
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distort-opia · 5 days ago
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love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line
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distort-opia · 5 days ago
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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distort-opia · 5 days ago
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later season Greg Davies Taskmaster will really just say
"and here next to me is a shambling husk of a man, emblematic of a world languishing in the throes of undeath. His tiny little mouth can barely fit around the head of my girthy member, it's Likkle Alex Horne!!!" and like presumably mean it in a totally heterosexual way. And this is just a regular thing on their television show. and the studio audience will clap britishly every time
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