#Babyboy J

[mygaythoughtsblog]

Babyboy J (@jayalawala)

[the-obsolete-homosexual]

my baby boy Puddlekins

[tosteur-gluteal]

Me and the boys voice acting the weirdest shit

I'm Kel's VA fr fr trust me bro

[nepohtism]

he's too nervous to even look at his ever buzzing phone , digits still trembling with anxiety as he sits in the empty locker room . would this be the last time he'd be in here ? the squeak of the door is what finally pulls him out of his disassociation , eyes landing on @nycbagcls before his head hangs . unsure of if he wants to prompt the other with how he thinks the broadcast went about coming out . " so i've finally been found . " he'll finally manage to say , tongue swiping along his bottom lip as hand squeezes the ball in his hand .

[choco-bite]

First of all this is nsfw blog so i do not want any minors lurking around here. Shooo! You don’t belong here. This blog is not for you.

And people over 18 please put your age in your bio or I’ll block you. I need your age visible when i stalk your blog from reblogs

Hello, myself J (picky for telling my name) 26yo switch leaning soft dominant. Lately I’ve been enjoying posting about being a sub so there’s that. My pronouns are he/him and I’m straight. Do not ask for personal details if we get comfortable I’ll tell you. I’m very much flirtatious so i like to flirt with everyone when i get the chance and the right opportunity. Also I’m a writer. A true hopeless romantic by heart. I’m here to have fun and explore my kinks and meet similar minded people.

Spamming is a love language for me. If i like your blog, I’ll spam you, like your posts a lot and may drop a cute ask.

I may or may not follow you. I would like to follow those who posts their own thoughts here. I’m tired of seeing the same posts over and over through reblogs. So if you’re blog with just reblogs I won’t follow you.

– My kink includes:

Breeding, praise kink, degradation kink, humiliation kink, somno kink, ddlg, mdlb, pregnancy, piss kink, dirty talk, spanking, anal, rimming, orgasm control, orgasm denial, total power exchange, roleplay, adult nursing relationship & more

– my limit includes:

Scat, gore, vomit, sharing, threesomes, foursomes, hardcore stuff, balls kicking, licking shoes, licking floor, toilet stuff will include more later

Title/honorifics I prefer: daddy/dad (when domming)

Title/honorifics i want to call you by: mommy, princess, queen (when subbing)

Petnames i adore: baby, my babyboy, cute boy, little boy, sweetheart, darling, my love, my little prince

Dm is open for anyone right now. I maybe closing or opening as i see fit. I work and sometimes it gets hectic for me to reply. It’s not you just my stupid work. I’m always down to make friends tho. Hit me up anytime <3

However I’m not much of a conversation starter. If you want to talk just hit me up. I don’t mind.

Aftercare is everything

Consent is everything

do not kink shame or I’ll block you on site

my posts under tag: choco typing

My asks under tag: choco spilling

few tags I adore: oh mommy & me and who

reblog if my posts made you cum, twitchy, leaky, creamy

stay safe, stay healthy and be kinky

l love you 3000

Divider credits goes to: @saradika-graphics @steddiecameraroll-graphics @anitalenia

[whimsical-roasting]

Jamie Tartt and the Five Love Language

THERES SO MUCH I COULD SAYYY and special thanks to @caapsiizzereads for helping me brainstorm some of these!! ugh just wanna love on the babyboy so much yknow??

TELL ME IF THERE'S MORE YOU CAN THINK OFFFFF

Words of Affirmations:

HE HAS A PRAISE KINK. ITS LITERALLYYYYYYY CANNON 

Babyboy is so precious…… he knows how it feels not to get kind words, and so he just can’t help but give them out to you

“Woah, babe…your mind..” in a stunned manner when you go off about something you’re passionate about

“You’re everything to me,” he whispers at night as you fall asleep

Has a shared spotify playlist that you both can collab on, and it’s just songs (lyrics) that remind you of each other!! Jamie plays it when he’s heading to away games in the coach, and it makes him feel a bit calmer 

Giving you ALL the praise and dirty talk during sexy time “you’re so fucking beautiful”, “you make me feel so so good” “holy fuck angel” 

Sometimes just stares at you randomly with a goofy look and you’re like ??? what ??? what is it ?? did he realise i’m ugly or my nose is weird or wHAT !!!???!! and he’s just like, “you look like sunshine”, all smitten and shit

Kisses each feature on your body and says “my favourite” to every. single. one.

“I believe in ya!”

Desperately wants to make sure you guys have a couple’s song - something meaningful that describes how he feels about you that he can play for you both… like Sweet Nothings by Taylor Swift/Hearts Don’t Break Around You by Ed Sheeran/Simple Things by Miguel 

Plays that song after fights when the silences are still tender; when you’re drunk and slow dancing in the kitchen at 3am; when you’re getting dressed for a gala, and he’s fixing his hair, and you’re putting on your earrings

“I adore you, sweetheart”, “you look like a pretty flower”, “me heart fuckin sings seeing ya”

Physical Touch:

Absent-mindedly plays with your hair

Nuzzles face into your neck and then peppers kisses on your shoulder

Massages/scratches your scalp cause he knows how good it feels when you do it for him

Traces patterns on your knee and thighs if you sit next to him

Gotta be holding hands at all times

Pinky promises are sacred… probs locks pinkies and then kisses his thumb to “stamp it” 

Slapping his ass as he walks past you, and so he’s always covering his butt, complaining “babeeee you can’t do thattttt”, but then he’ll be all pouty if one day you don’t slap his ass when he walks past… “do you not love me anymore?”

He will randomly come up to you, wrap your arms around you, getting as close as possible and tuck his face between your shoulder and neck, saying that he’s recharging

Always gotta be touching some part of you.. it’s the only way to live tbh

Gift Giving:

Remember when Jamie was like, “can’t I just buy them all PS5s as a sorry??” “what better thing to spend money on than love?“ LMFAOOOO babyboy :”) he means well

The amount of effort he put into Roy’s gift for Uncle’s Day <3 

Jamie would fucking love getting you fancy, expensive gifts around big occasions (birthdays, holidays etc.) 

BUT I think he’d also love getting you smaller gifts like… Sunday morning flowers, or stocking up on different kinds of herbal tea in his kitchen cause he knows sometimes you’re in the mood for a random cuppa on quiet evenings

Personally, someone like me loves cute tea cups/mugs, so I think buying two mugs to keep in his house cause “they’re so cute, and I wanted them for us” would make him so happy!! He doesn’t even use them all that much, but just seeing them in the cupboard makes him smiley

The kind to want matching outfits or colour-coordinated outfits - most def would buy you both matching sneakers (so would Isaac/most of the team with his S/O)

Gets you a ‘J’ gold chain and wears a gold one with your initial 

If he sees some targeted ad on your insta or something for what you’ve searched up he’s like hmmm,,,,,,i might just,,,*add to cart*

Quality Time:

Wants to spend all his time with you!! Ofc he does!!! 

Is happy to just sit in silence, stroking your calves he watches tiktok with your legs on his lap!! Esp if you’re like reading/doing work on your laptop

He just wants to be there yknow? And he tries not to be annoying but the little puppy can’t help but wanna talk and touch and, ultimately, annoy you

Tries to invite you to all his events? “Can me girlfriend come?” 

Even the ones that aren’t for guests, “babeeee, what do ya mean you won’t come to Colin’s guys' night? I swear they’ll be fine with it…probably!!” “can I come to girl’s night with ya? I’ll let you paint me nails…come on.. Pleaseeee?”

Texts you periodically during the night regardless ahahaha

I like the idea of, “hey I gotta drive somewhere, and it’s gonna take me 30 minutes..can you talk?” whilst one of you is in the car and the other’s at home or, I dunno, has some time during their day 

Date nightssssss every two weeks… OR if the season gets busy and he’s also exhausted from Roy’s trainings then SPECIFIC carved out time to be affectionate and date-y

“I’m so sorry, love, I know we had that reservation tonight, but I came home knackered and just crashed…” “Jaim, it’s okay-” “No, no, it’s not! I’m so fucking dead from training I don’t even get to take ya out anymore! What if- what if you wanted a picnic, huh!” “Baby, it’s okay, really.. How about we set up a picnic on the living room floor and order takeout? Something that Roy’ll let you eat, yea?” “I’m so fucking grateful for ya, angel, I swear” 

He always wants you to watch him score a goal on FIFA cause he’s a child ahahaha… probably teaches you how to play and then pouts when you score as Obisanya 

Wants to try out random hobbies with you - sip and paint cause “I’ll have an excuse to draw outta the lines”; knitting cause “Bumbercatch said it’s soothin, babe”; quick dry clay but he makes a big circular lump at first and grins at you “look babe!! I made a football!” 

Acts of Service:

HIM TEACHING ROY HOW TO RIDE A BIKE 

Makes you coffee once he’s back from his 4am training 

Always offers you his jacket/coat

“I know this was stressing ya, babe, so I took care of it”

“Don’t worry, love, I’ve been practising this dish just for you.. I won’t burn it this time, promise”

Late night cravings???? McDonald’s fries and an Oreo Mcflurry?? He’s already slipping on his jacket and finding his keys (imagine how attentive he’d be with your weird ass pregnancy cravings omg)

ALWAYS opens doors for you... Probably yells “WAIT” when in the car with you just so he can jog out and open your door with a grin 

Always down to carry your purse, puts it on his shoulder like it’s HIS despite having his lil bum bag across his chest

Nightime or morning routine, he probs has to get ready before you so he lays out your skincare for you. Probs adds toothpaste on your brush if he hears you getting ready to enter the bathroom

Probably the main one driving everywhere, but if you drive and need to fill up your tank, he’ll be the one to get out and fill it then pay,,, he’s almost offended that you say you’re capable of doing so yourself, “babe, what am I here for?!”

Tries to eat in accordance with your dietary requirements (e.g. I’m vegetarian) if you guys have date night - or he’ll always have like mouthwash and gum so he can kiss ya later without making you feel uncomfortable!!

“Ooh babe, they have the ravioli ya like and the vodka gnocchi!! Okay, you order the ravioli, and I’ll get the gnocchi and we’ll split, yea?” “Hey Jaim, can we order fries too?” “Fuck yea!”

[gloriasato]

OH MY GODJ HES SO CUTE?€?!£!¥>¥?

@gloriasato

His name is Slappy Laszlo! He's a cartoon fish parody of Peter Lorre (an actor who was famous during the golden age of Hollywood and is frequently parodied in both Looney Tunes and other in cartoons to this day)

Slappy's first debut was in Spongebob's Big Birthday Blowout in season 12. He's also a reoccurring character in The Patrick Star Show.

He's a little undead fish familiar to Nosferatu the vampire and he generally doesn't do much besides be a little weirdo. He doesn't bother anyone, he's just there for a good time.

And most importantly he's my FAVORITE character <3

[koolades-world]

Big S is in the house aka.dude who always writes way too long requests🗣️

Happy 2k followers and here is a request

"what're you doing out here at this hour?"

"you're so cute, it hurts"

"to me, you're perfect. i don't care what anyone else says"

With my one and only babyboy Asmodeus, Assmuah, Asmuadelisa, the best boy in universe and my husband i do not accept other opinions 🥰

So Asmo was gone for entire day for work, like majorish stuff where he was working at his new collection of makeup and modeling and other things, and something got him insecure, that new collection is not good enough, or is modeling is not perfect, like someone said that he is not natural enough in his poses or that the pigment of eyeshadow is not bright enough, overall bro stressed out and came late.

"what're you doing out here at this hour?" MC is like "bro ur ok? Where uve been, it's late"

And when he tells them they are like "you're so cute, it hurts to see you so stressed, i wish i could come with you to help you with that, but i can't bro im not a pro at that shi, want a therapy cuddle?"

And they cuddle while watching some Romantic Comedy that Asmo would love even tho MC doesn't really like them. and MC is like "to me, you're perfect. i don't care what anyone else says" and they muah muah and cute fluff of two cute patooties i love my husband give me some cuddle fluff my request making machine(/j)🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

thank you!! great to see you again :)

i just want to say i absolutely love the way you spun the you're so cute it hurts one??? that's so genius and i would've never thought to use it that way

enjoy <3

prompts 29, 32, and 37 w/ Asmo

“Mr. Asmodeus, ready to head home?” One of Asmo’s dedicated helpers from Majolish poked their head in the door of his studio.

“Are you closing up?” He looked up from the color wheel he was studying in comparison to the proposed and actual eye shadow pallet colors.

“I tried to get you twenty more minutes, but Ms. Ezos is about to fall asleep.” Ezos was the project manager who’d been working with him for his makeup line from Majolish. She’d been very helpful and sweet, and seemed just as invested in the production of the line as he was. The entire thing had been something of a struggle, and it felt like there was an obstacle around each corner. The latest issue was that the colors of his eyeshadow pallet weren’t what he imagined. They were supposed to be lots of different shades of pink with a couple other colors thrown in, but none of the pinks are what he’d imagined or proposed originally. To him, they all looked too similiar.

“It’s alright. What time is it?” He yawned and took a sip of his water in an attempt to wake himself back up.

“Just past midnight.” The helper checked their watch.

“I didn’t realize it was so late. I’ll pack up my things.” With a sigh, he gathered up all this things and packed them away. He grabbed his bag and with one last look at the test pallet, left the room. The helper locked it behind him. He knew he’d be back in that room sometime tomorrow.

“I think you did really great today.” They trailed after him.

“Thank you. It does need some work. I don’t think I’m happy with it yet.” He took some of the samples home with him to compare with items he owned to see if it actually wasn’t the color he wanted, or if he just needed rest. He left the studio without trying to look for Ezos or anyone else he’d worked with. They probably had went home already anyways. His assistant waved him off, promising to let everyone know he’d gone home.

Since Majolish wasn’t far from home, he walked to and from the studio. Most everything was closed, save for a couple shops. None of his favorites were open, so he had no excuse to stop and shop to lift his mood. When he got home, the house was silent. He made his way to his room to put this things down and get ready for bed. He went for a bath and changed into his pajamas. He sat and thought for a little bit before deciding to eat a little something before bed, as he couldn’t recall the last thing he ate.

He made his way downstairs, and purposely avoided looking at all the clocks on his way there. He opened the fridge to look for something to eat, and when he shut it, you were standing there. It scared him a little.

"So, what're you doing out here at this hour?" Mc was holding a bowl full of snacks, which they set down, implying they'd been in the kitchen in the entire time. He had totally missed them.

"Mc! I'm just a little hungry is all. I've been working on my new makeup line all day." His stomach growled at the thought of eating again.

"Asmo, it's almost two am. You left before I even woke up this morning. You need to treat yourself better. You're so cute, it hurts to see you like this." He couldn't meet your eyes, because you looked genuinely upset.

"I know I've been slacking more recently, but it's only because I'm putting everything into developing.

"You look worn down. I can't offer much, but if you want, we can cuddle and watch something of your choosing?" You opened your arms, much to his delight. He rushed in and enthusiastically hugged you.

"You're just delightful! Can we watch a romcom?" He knew you weren't the biggest fan of them, but you did say he could pick.

"Of course. Lert's get you some food, then we can do that. It's important to fuel your body." He was glad he had you. You let him know what the family ate for dinner, which he opted to eat. The two of you went back to his room, where you put on a romcom of his choosing. He leaned heavily into your side while he was eating, and once he finished, he made sure you properly cuddled him. You were only half watching the movie he'd put on. You were mostly looking at him. He looked more relaxed now.

"Asmo," you said.

"Hmm?" He looked up at you.

"I think you needed to hear this, but you can tell me otherwise. To me, you're perfect. I don't care what anyone else says." You gave him a forehead kiss. He didn't respond for once, but he gave you a cheek kiss back that conveyed all the emotions he couldn't put into words. That's all he needed to hear, especially from someone he loved.

[mygaythoughtsblog]

Babyboy J (@jayalawala)

[decaffedthoughts]

Kinktober Fic 7

Kinks: somnophilia and degradation

Other content: sub jisung + dom reader, slight somnophilia? wet dreams, handjob, reader called mommy, jisung called babyboy, degradation

Word count: 999

a/n: almost there! Last one should be up Wednesday or Thursday

It was late, so late already. Jisung was already asleep, though he could probably fall asleep anywhere at any time so that wasn't the perfect gauge of time. His face was beginning to melt and his cheek was squishing up against the pillow. It was so cute, and you felt a little guilty thinking of what you wanted to do to him now. It wouldn't be the first time you've started something while he sleeps, but you still feel a little strange before doing so. First, you turn back around to finish what you need to do before you can join him, or maybe disturb him, depending on how you feel by then.

The decision begins to be made for you when Jisung makes a little noise and shifts a few minutes later. Nothing major, just enough for you to look over and check if he's awake, or having a nightmare. He doesn't move under your gaze, so you continue. But it happens again, and again, and then again. The last one is so distinct that you put down your work to go get a closer look. Sure enough, Jisung's panting, and when you pull the blanket away he's already almost fully hard. You smirk and idly wonder to yourself what he could be dreaming about. As long as it's you, there'll be no problems.

Your work is done, even if you're not technically completed what you wanted to be tonight. Your boy is needy, even as he sleeps, and you need to take care of him. To keep him asleep for you a little bit longer you have to be quick but light with your movements, just enough to get him going but not enough to disturb him, there'll be time for that later.

It's hard for you, honestly, because you want to go quickly since your patience is already so fried. But, you know how worth the effort your results will be if you take your time, so you hold back. In the end, you seem to do a little too much anyways and Jisung's face twists and he squirms a little while waking up. It's the squirm that does it, probably, since you have to tighten your hand to keep your grip on his cock.

Jisung's eyes shoot open and he's immediately staring up at you while they sparkle, knowing he wanted you even before he fell asleep.

"Hello, Sungie. What were you dreaming about, I heard you panting and just had to come over." You tease, smirking at him.

"I- ah. Oh, please. Don't even remember what I was dreaming about. Doesn't matter."

You're hardly doing anything special to pull such dazzling little moans from him, but you certainly won't be complaining. He's just a sensitive baby, and it makes him so fun to play with.

"I think it matters. It's got you being such a whore in your sleep, you probably would have tried to fuck this poor pillow if I didn't come over."

Who knows if that's true or not, since if you ever hear Jisung whining like this in his sleep you come over and help him out. It's just such a perfect opportunity, you'd be a fool to leave it hanging.

"Ah, maybe I would have. Maybe in my dream you finally let me fuck you mommy." Jisung says, with surprising steadiness and clarity. Apparently it took all his effort, because the second he's done all he can make are pathetic little moans again.

"Hah!" You have to laugh, he's bold. "You wanna fuck me so bad that you dream about it? That's cute. You'll have to do better than that to tempt me. Fuck my fist, that'll be good enough for you."

Jisung whines at your derisive tone, but does as you say, because he always does. He's good, even if he's pathetic. But you won't tell him that, it'll get to his head and he'll start thinking that he can do whatever he wants.

It's sloppy, the way he fucks your hand, if you could even call it that.

"Come on, baby boy. Surely you can do better than that? It's like you don't even want to cum." You say, fake softness and affection in your voice.

Jisung just whines, huffing and trying to get himself under control. Clearly, you helped him out, because as soon as he tries again he's so much louder. The steadier drag of your hand against his dick is so good that he almost loses his mind and can't do it anymore. But now he's had a taste and can't stop, so with stuttered little gasps he properly thrusts into your fist.

Now, you get to sit back and watch the real show. It's boring for you when Jisung does badly, because you don't get to watch his face twist, or hear a proper range of his moans. But like this? This is perfect. His abs contract every few seconds when it gets too good, but he won't back down, not when you've challenged him. Jisung knows what you want, and if you want something then he wants to give it.

Which is why he starts babbling and begging for you when he gets close.

"Mommy, please! Need it so bad, you can't wake me up needy and then not let me cum. Please, let me have it, I've been good."

He's not wrong, you muse to yourself. He hasn't done anything bad, and he gets extra needy when you wake him up like this. Maybe just this once.

"Alright, baby boy. Cum for me, imagine you're cumming inside me. Feels so good right? What a gift I've given you."

He folds so quickly that you'd laugh if he wasn't so far gone instantly. It's only fun to laugh at him when he can whine about it. White spurts coat your hand and flow between your fingers. How quickly it's over and how little he gives tells you can go again. And he will.

[the-hype-on-tv]

okay this is it imma bout to rant about fiction once again

tell me why everyone knows and loves or at least has a strong opinion about the Lego Batman Movie, but i might just be the only human being who grew up IN LOVE with the Lego Batman Videogame(s)???

[THIS THING CONTAINS SPOILERS, I TRIED TO KEEP EM OUT BUT WHATS THE FUN IN THAT]

the first one is CLASSIC, no voice actors so child me could (and also couldn't cuz i was stupid) understand what was going on since I didn't speak english at all, and i remember LOVING the designs (they're not as good as i remember 😭) even tho i had no idea who the characters besides batman, robin and catwoman were. also that was when i fell in love with poison ivy cuz she had like ??? love powers (as i said, child me was a dumdum) cuz there was this one level where she controlled batman with a kiss akjdkakfkakdja

i remember i had a crush on justin bieber a little before the second game came out (it was babybabybabyohh) and then BOOM suddenly my childhood crush was a friggin blocky plastic minifigure wearing goth furry clothes:

(also, young me wouldn't know, but this is where i got most of the superbat vibes from-- when i saw this ship years later i was like "oh yeah, i remember in the videogame clark was head over heels for B and bruce was like 'i am the knight' which is batman code for ilyt", plus dick (who's dressed at tim for whatever reason) is like "oh yeah, why don't we call superman?" I'm telling ya he ships it

...i remember the whole game story like it's a fever dream i had-- there's an award show which bruce wins, joker jokers it up and batman & robin chase him, then i remember robin says something about how "dick grayson couldn't attend the party because they didn't take teenagers" (I didn't know who dick was so this was my introduction to him) and then fire in the elevator, SUPERMAN, [SPOILERS] he and bats visit lexcorp but turns out the other gay couple aka lex and joker did some lexing and jokering around and got a weapon that kills... black???? so batman would die-- but like-- he's not black, he's wearing black clothes-- oh shit, are they racist-- /j

now comes the final one:

wow this one is in space! kinda-- brainiac shows up and i remember this was the first time i saw j'onn and-- wait-- this robin is the same but-- in the scene where [SPOILER] batman is being mind controlled he says his name is.. tim drake?? who tf is tim drake, kid me would say. wow, there's more than one robin, kid me would say.

but then again, I didn't have this game cuz my dad was sick of spending our lunch money on videogames, so he got a gameplay online (just the cutscenes), glued them together and told me IT WAS A MOVIE (actually, i just assumed it) and i kept believing that until i saw my friend GAMEPLAYING said movie on his VIDEOGAME, one more evidence to "i was a dumb child.

and there was superbat shit in this one as well!! there's this scene where [SPOILERS] big blue babyboy is being mind controlled and is giant (tbh idek why he's giant and I'm not sure if they address why-- something to do with brainiac's shrinking kink i think) and brainiac is like "kill him" and bruce goes like "clark, ur my bestie, I don't say it often but i realized i gotta say it more cuz earlier tim almost got his ass eaten by a random alien and i felt fear" and clark is like "����🥺🥺" and mind control breaks with yay power of friendship (the whole plot is how in the beginning tim saying he was tim got bruce out of mind control which meant bruce cares about tim but bruce thinks it was cuz the batmobile went shock on him, so in the end he admits he was wrong and everyone hugs wow)

and after that i forgot dc was a thing until like four years later when dc superhero girls came out

anyway, thanks tumblr for listening to this lmao i just dumped my whole childhood in here, I'm glad this thing don't have character limit

[torialefay]

Finally you found the video you were looking for with bangchan. where stay, she asks what to do in Australia . What do you think ? He knows how to use words well lol 😏

he pisses me off so fucking bad i swear (in the best way possible). like he loves being a menace so much. he's such a fucking flirt, but always in a way where he can defend himself and say he isn't cause it's always some borderline comment from him.

i ALSO just want to point out the fact that since he is so delusional in what he says to us, i am also curious about how delusional he is when he THINKS ab us. like yes, he likes to tease us, but what ELSE does he think about??? when he's sitting there thinking about what will drive us crazy & thinking ab us basically like his little babygirls/babyboys (bc lets be so fr you know he does), what then???? he just sits there and watches the "i wanna fuck you so bad" comments and has never once played out a scenario in his head???? has never ONCE seen a fanfic ab himself and lowkey thought it was hot that that's what we wanna do to him??? he's never ONCE let his mind wander???? you simply cannot convince me he doesnt get off on this shit.

smh i hate him. /j

[boy-loving-bitch]

rating petnames cuz im bored

darling: 7/10, considering my superiority issues this makes me feel special

my love: 100000/10, call me yours

beloved: 2/10 it kinda sounds like mocking to me ''my beloved ozzy'' just insult me already /j

pretty boy: ♾️/10 AUGDFHHDGJRHDKGHEIH, i'm yours, i'm your bitch now /pos

prince: 8/10, i prefer more higher power terms like deity/king but its still cute.

baby: 7/10, if not in an infantilizing way this can be cute

babe: my partners tend to call me this anyway so 10/10

sweetheart: 10/10, as a lil bit of a silly/sassy vibe

babyboy: -100/10, no.

my boy: 100000000000000/10 fuck yea im your boy you're never getting rid of me now you have a bitch for life loverboy: 1000000000000/10 yesss yes yes yes yes

[this post is abt mlm/nblm, non-mlm pls dni /nm

[fictionkinfessions]

Would do canon nicknames except slurs r not good to say u guys... LOOKING AT U CABLE he was mean

Logan called* me bub but that's not really a nickname for me he just calls everyone that. And sometimes he called me mouth, but that was only used in two contexts. Both of which are applicable to a Honda odyssey iykwim ;) /j

{ *Calls? Called? I'm not sure w tenses all i know is I miss u bbg }

I'd call him like all sorts if stuff. Peanut. Wolvie. Big boy. Honey badger. Lots of swear words. Baby cakes. Sweetcheeks. Babygirl. Wife. More swear words. All the cringe stuffyour Mom calls you infront of ur friends.

I had a bunch fir spidey too. Babyboy. Websy. Webs. Spidey. Petey pie. Only after I cared enough to find out who he was. Swear words. Special boy. Sweet boy. Arachnid. Sometimes I'd say he's arachnadorable lolz

forever crushed that I never gave yukio a nickname.

Vanessa was lucky, she was Ness, nessy, van, baby, babe, sweetheart, darling. Nessy wessy. Sometimes I called her my nessy wessy boo boo bear. Pookie wookie. That kinda stuff. She'd roll her eyes but I knew she loved it from the way she giggled god I miss her I hope my nessy wessy is okie dokie

Cable was summers, sometimes wire. I thought I was hilarious for that. Racist, but only if you've watched the second movie. Back to the future. That one was a mouthful.

Al was just blind Al.

I'd call like everyone pookie, sugar, honeybunch, honeybun, cupcake that kinda stuff that was default

Uhhnnnn I'm tryna think of more people but I'm lowk multisourced from a few deadpool medias this is tricky i know so many people....

Knew so many people.

Ouch

Sorry for typos it's 2am and I am nawt rereading allat

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[beevean]

me constantly going in the CV tag despite knowing that it's 10% nice game fanart, 40% gifs of the show, and 50% some absolute braindamaging takes, is taking a toll on me

because after blocking the nth post admiring Lenore for playing Hector like a fiddle/saying Hector deserved to be enslaved for his original plan of culling mankind (nvm that babyboy Isaac was far more evil about it and he never got punished for wanting to "purify" the world)...

... I really want to think about Lenore and how I'd make her work with the crumbs that the show gave me lol

Lenore is obviously meant to be a parallel to Hector. Both of them are the animal lovers of their group, and mocked for it. Both of them are the "nice" ones in a group where cruelty reigns. Both of them are the least respected of their group - Dracula and Isaac shitting on Hector vs. Striga and Morana not even thinking about Lenore when they peace out. Both of them got used then discarded - yes, even Lenore, who became useless after enslaving Hector. Both of them are actually more of a threat than they look (allegedly, in Hector's case, but I can tell the intention was there).

Then there's the way they contrast. Lenore is a vampire who still clings on vestiges of humanity: she likes to eat food ("why live forever, if you're not going to live well?"), she rejects brute violence (again, allegedly) in favor of the more human art of diplomacy, she's compassionate about lesser creatures (humans included), and she's horrified at the realization that she is, deep down, nothing more than a greedy beast destined to crave more and more. Hector is a human alienated by humanity, who thinks culling is the kindest option, relates more to animals than his own species, and seems fascinated by the nature of vampires.

Imagine if the two actually bonded over this, and betrayed their "factions" because finally they found someone who respects them. And I mean organically bonded. On screen. With dialogue. Without the gross BDSM petplay. That part 100% has to go, it adds nothing, it's humiliation for humiliation's sake, it ruins Lenore's character, and it's just masturbation fuel.

I'd also change the scene where Lenore beats Hector. In my idea, Lenore flees from Hector's clutches, and then doesn't visit him again... for a week... and leaves him without food and water. By the time she comes back, Hector is desperate and is not above begging for some water, but she doesn't want to come close. "Are you going to hurt me again? :< you hurt me the last time :< you're so scary :< I did nothing to you and you tried to kill me :< I'm afraid that you'll do it again :<"

Basically, treating Hector like a rabid dog until he genuinely apologizes, and not only he learns the lesson that he shouldn't attack the only vampire who visits him, but he feels actually guilty and a terrible person about it. Made worse by how sensitive Hector probably is about all of this, as a love-starved abused child.

You know, manipulation, not just a brute display of strength to admire how stronk the girlboss is.

I don't know how their relationship would go from here, though. I only know that I'm more than happy with Lenore sunning herself: it is thematically coherent for her, her refusal to become like Carmilla, her guilt for hurting Hector, and if the two actually cared for each other, her choice to look at the only man who treated her with respect rather than the sun would be lovely.

Needless to say, we can only get here if she organically grows fond of him and doesn't rape him :^) but if she does, if she's really so cruel to hurt a man at his most vulnerable just to do what her sisters asked of her, then the story should treat her as such - and I'd also love to see Hector just snap, because by this point he's sick and tired of being seen as an object. Give him his big moment of taking down both vampires who hurt him. (in my vision not only he smashes Lenore's skull with his hammer, but he also takes a swing at Isaac - not killing him, just hurting him a little. please)

But I'd rather avoid that. I would like both characters to have agency - not even falling in love with each other, I don't care about that (they'd never be a cute couple anyway, not when she starts out as his jailer), just have a more interesting relationship built on two kindred spirits finding each other, but driven apart by their roles and nature. The vampire chooses death, the human grows and thrives.

There is sadly not going around the fact that Hector fell for two vampires (three if you count Dracula, but I can forgive that one) who employed the same strategy. I don't like the way Carmilla uses Hector either, but I can't be bothered to fix her rn.

[midgardian-witch]

robbie bc im feeling evil🤭

Why I Would Not Date...

Robbie.

You're so mean to me, J 😭

Alright so. Realistically I would not date Robbie because well he did kinda (help) kill a person/multiple people. So that's a bit of a no irl.

Otherwise I can't really think of things that make me not want to date our babyboy Robbie.