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[whimsical-roasting]

Jamie Tartt and the Five Love Language

THERES SO MUCH I COULD SAYYY and special thanks to @caapsiizzereads for helping me brainstorm some of these!! ugh just wanna love on the babyboy so much yknow??

TELL ME IF THERE'S MORE YOU CAN THINK OFFFFF

Words of Affirmations:

HE HAS A PRAISE KINK. ITS LITERALLYYYYYYY CANNON 

Babyboy is so precious…… he knows how it feels not to get kind words, and so he just can’t help but give them out to you

“Woah, babe…your mind..” in a stunned manner when you go off about something you’re passionate about

“You’re everything to me,” he whispers at night as you fall asleep

Has a shared spotify playlist that you both can collab on, and it’s just songs (lyrics) that remind you of each other!! Jamie plays it when he’s heading to away games in the coach, and it makes him feel a bit calmer 

Giving you ALL the praise and dirty talk during sexy time “you’re so fucking beautiful”, “you make me feel so so good” “holy fuck angel” 

Sometimes just stares at you randomly with a goofy look and you’re like ??? what ??? what is it ?? did he realise i’m ugly or my nose is weird or wHAT !!!???!! and he’s just like, “you look like sunshine”, all smitten and shit

Kisses each feature on your body and says “my favourite” to every. single. one.

“I believe in ya!”

Desperately wants to make sure you guys have a couple’s song - something meaningful that describes how he feels about you that he can play for you both… like Sweet Nothings by Taylor Swift/Hearts Don’t Break Around You by Ed Sheeran/Simple Things by Miguel 

Plays that song after fights when the silences are still tender; when you’re drunk and slow dancing in the kitchen at 3am; when you’re getting dressed for a gala, and he’s fixing his hair, and you’re putting on your earrings

“I adore you, sweetheart”, “you look like a pretty flower”, “me heart fuckin sings seeing ya”

Physical Touch:

Absent-mindedly plays with your hair

Nuzzles face into your neck and then peppers kisses on your shoulder

Massages/scratches your scalp cause he knows how good it feels when you do it for him

Traces patterns on your knee and thighs if you sit next to him

Gotta be holding hands at all times

Pinky promises are sacred… probs locks pinkies and then kisses his thumb to “stamp it” 

Slapping his ass as he walks past you, and so he’s always covering his butt, complaining “babeeee you can’t do thattttt”, but then he’ll be all pouty if one day you don’t slap his ass when he walks past… “do you not love me anymore?”

He will randomly come up to you, wrap your arms around you, getting as close as possible and tuck his face between your shoulder and neck, saying that he’s recharging

Always gotta be touching some part of you.. it’s the only way to live tbh

Gift Giving:

Remember when Jamie was like, “can’t I just buy them all PS5s as a sorry??” “what better thing to spend money on than love?“ LMFAOOOO babyboy :”) he means well

The amount of effort he put into Roy’s gift for Uncle’s Day <3 

Jamie would fucking love getting you fancy, expensive gifts around big occasions (birthdays, holidays etc.) 

BUT I think he’d also love getting you smaller gifts like… Sunday morning flowers, or stocking up on different kinds of herbal tea in his kitchen cause he knows sometimes you’re in the mood for a random cuppa on quiet evenings

Personally, someone like me loves cute tea cups/mugs, so I think buying two mugs to keep in his house cause “they’re so cute, and I wanted them for us” would make him so happy!! He doesn’t even use them all that much, but just seeing them in the cupboard makes him smiley

The kind to want matching outfits or colour-coordinated outfits - most def would buy you both matching sneakers (so would Isaac/most of the team with his S/O)

Gets you a ‘J’ gold chain and wears a gold one with your initial 

If he sees some targeted ad on your insta or something for what you’ve searched up he’s like hmmm,,,,,,i might just,,,*add to cart*

Quality Time:

Wants to spend all his time with you!! Ofc he does!!! 

Is happy to just sit in silence, stroking your calves he watches tiktok with your legs on his lap!! Esp if you’re like reading/doing work on your laptop

He just wants to be there yknow? And he tries not to be annoying but the little puppy can’t help but wanna talk and touch and, ultimately, annoy you

Tries to invite you to all his events? “Can me girlfriend come?” 

Even the ones that aren’t for guests, “babeeee, what do ya mean you won’t come to Colin’s guys' night? I swear they’ll be fine with it…probably!!” “can I come to girl’s night with ya? I’ll let you paint me nails…come on.. Pleaseeee?”

Texts you periodically during the night regardless ahahaha

I like the idea of, “hey I gotta drive somewhere, and it’s gonna take me 30 minutes..can you talk?” whilst one of you is in the car and the other’s at home or, I dunno, has some time during their day 

Date nightssssss every two weeks… OR if the season gets busy and he’s also exhausted from Roy’s trainings then SPECIFIC carved out time to be affectionate and date-y

“I’m so sorry, love, I know we had that reservation tonight, but I came home knackered and just crashed…” “Jaim, it’s okay-” “No, no, it’s not! I’m so fucking dead from training I don’t even get to take ya out anymore! What if- what if you wanted a picnic, huh!” “Baby, it’s okay, really.. How about we set up a picnic on the living room floor and order takeout? Something that Roy’ll let you eat, yea?” “I’m so fucking grateful for ya, angel, I swear” 

He always wants you to watch him score a goal on FIFA cause he’s a child ahahaha… probably teaches you how to play and then pouts when you score as Obisanya 

Wants to try out random hobbies with you - sip and paint cause “I’ll have an excuse to draw outta the lines”; knitting cause “Bumbercatch said it’s soothin, babe”; quick dry clay but he makes a big circular lump at first and grins at you “look babe!! I made a football!” 

Acts of Service:

HIM TEACHING ROY HOW TO RIDE A BIKE 

Makes you coffee once he’s back from his 4am training 

Always offers you his jacket/coat

“I know this was stressing ya, babe, so I took care of it”

“Don’t worry, love, I’ve been practising this dish just for you.. I won’t burn it this time, promise”

Late night cravings???? McDonald’s fries and an Oreo Mcflurry?? He’s already slipping on his jacket and finding his keys (imagine how attentive he’d be with your weird ass pregnancy cravings omg)

ALWAYS opens doors for you... Probably yells “WAIT” when in the car with you just so he can jog out and open your door with a grin 

Always down to carry your purse, puts it on his shoulder like it’s HIS despite having his lil bum bag across his chest

Nightime or morning routine, he probs has to get ready before you so he lays out your skincare for you. Probs adds toothpaste on your brush if he hears you getting ready to enter the bathroom

Probably the main one driving everywhere, but if you drive and need to fill up your tank, he’ll be the one to get out and fill it then pay,,, he’s almost offended that you say you’re capable of doing so yourself, “babe, what am I here for?!”

Tries to eat in accordance with your dietary requirements (e.g. I’m vegetarian) if you guys have date night - or he’ll always have like mouthwash and gum so he can kiss ya later without making you feel uncomfortable!!

���Ooh babe, they have the ravioli ya like and the vodka gnocchi!! Okay, you order the ravioli, and I’ll get the gnocchi and we’ll split, yea?” “Hey Jaim, can we order fries too?” “Fuck yea!”

[carmen-berzattos]

Omg you're coming to the Hozier show tomorrow?!! I'm working sound on the tour. Can't believe someone I follow will be there too. That's crazy. Hope you have the best time!

I'm sorry you're WHAT?

Did you just casually mention that you're working sound on Hozier's tour? Dude, THAT'S insane, not the fact that I'm going to the show!!!!!

(but yes! I'm going to both of his red rock shows tomorrow and Wed because I'm extra and also a Colorado resident, and also fuck it, this is what life is about)

[mildlykurious]

"Oh, this thing has six fingers, it must be AI-" WRONG! Just my guy Jeremy having fun in his super cool colour study video.

[twinkthrasher]

seeing people's milo interpretations is really just seeing what everybodies idea of what well-dressed is

[soft-likethesunset]

𝕀'𝕕 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕀 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕠 𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘 ☀️

for the james potter girlies who are the sun reincarnate, who make you feel lighter just being around them, who mess up sometimes but apologise a thousand times over, hopeless romantics, people pleasers, lovers of music and art.

[tequiilasunriise]

The sheer soulmatism of Lenore and Annabel fucks me up so bad everytime I think too hard about it okay sit down y’all.

The way they were immediately drawn to each other even though they had no memory of anything! No reason to immediately become so attached and protective and trusting! Not even death could part them, it’s almost like reincarnation in a way. The sins of living and the pain that comes with being alive washed away not by holy water but rather split blood, and in this new life they’re reborn into a blank, clean slate. Even in this memoryless ‘next lifetime’ they still choose each other without hesitation, without question, and I am on my knees sobbing.

The parallels of Annabel fainting! Annabel fainted when she learned that Lenore was actually alive, and Annabel also fainted when remembering how she died, and by extension, how Lenore died too (not related to soulmatism but in one scenario her lover caught her despite the injury, and in the other Lenore had no such hinderance but failed to catch Annabel regardless and that parallel kills me so softly). The soulmatism that is reacting the same exact way when you learned she lived vs remembering how she died, the soulmatism that the love is still the same. Oh how the love is still so tragically the same, crossing that threshold of death, despite the unhappy ending you shared. Annabel faints because it’s learning you have a second chance at love vs remembering how that same love was ripped away and I am no longer on my knees but laying facedown on the floor.

(The way Annabel looked at Lenore before collapsing in both scenes but with DRASTICALLY different vibes of disbelief like okay yeah sure, sure okay mhm just smash my ribs and rip my heart right out why don’t you?)

Now, NOW, the thing that truly ends me? The crazy red/blue symbolism these two carry.

Lenore is the embodiment of red. Her thoughts come in red print, as do the ribbons she was wrapped up in. Her fiery (pun intended), confident personality, her pure raging defiance rallying those around her. What’s more, Lenore’s anger and bared teeth is painted red the same way her love is, because red is not just the color of anger. Red is love, and Lenore, my god, she cares so openly about the people around her that her heart’s just painted bloody and brazen on her sleeve. Born from self-made infernos into the person she was always meant to be- flirty, quick-witted, taking what she wants when she wants- she is a young Montague wrapped up in her family’s house colors trailblazing down her own paths.

(But unlike dear Romeo who scaled a tree to look upwards towards Juliet on her balcony, Lenore was in a tree looking downwards at her counterpart, and this parallel is so important as the scene is clearly a Romeo/Juliet parallel but without the sweet sappiness but rather tension and just like, 1000x more interesting ‘can I trust you fr fr-ness’.)

Annabel is the embodiment of blue. Her thoughts come in blue print, and her ribbons are a deep blue to match. Blue is the color of calmness, and she seems so tranquil with a gentle yet firm confidence that puts people around her at ease. A natural born leader with such cool-headedness. Oh, but underneath that mask? Sadness. SO MUCH sadness, Annabel is an ocean of it, she’s a peaceful smile with a melancholic heart shot through. Young Capulet holds not pure innocence like her Juliet-counterpart but rather a deep rooted loneliness, like guys, Annabel is actually just so fucken SAD I think we really need to address this more yes she’s a total girlboss but also Annabel is the personification of hollowed out loneliness that comes with your beloved being ripped away from you.

This really got away from me, but my point?

Lenore, the embodiment of red, has blue eyes.

Annabel, the embodiment of blue, has red-adjacent eyes.

FORGET LAYING ON THE GROUND IN TEARS I AM CURRENTLY CLIPPING THROUGH THE FLOOR AND HEADING STRAIGHT GAY TO MY GRAVE IN THE BACKROOMS!!!

YOUR HONOR THEIR EYES ARE THE GODDAMNED COLORS OF THE OTHER’S MOTHERMARYFUCKING S O U L LIKE WHAT IN THE JESUS H CHRIST BUMBLEBY SOULMATISM IS T H I S S S⁉️⁉️⁉️

[smokeys-house]

its really specific and kind of petty but I hate being able to do something cool but because I'm not a conventionally attractive cis woman if I posted a video of me doing it it'd get like ten notes but if I was 5'4" with a full chest and a slim figure it'd be at like 140k notes. Part of me is like yeah Idc I don't want the attention but another part of me is like well I'm mad that if I did it wouldn't go anywhere bc of that.

[rammedram]

reminiscing when i was on dating apps and had a bunch of guys tell me they were afraid of me 🥰 it makes me swoon, HAHAHA

[stupidsexygrizzop]

is the reason base disappeared in the episode 130 timeskip because mikey wasnt available to help found satellite base?? his iterative lineage's ability to affect the timeline in the way it was meant to was taken away and locked up in the compound??

[the-navistar-carol]

The more I learn about ecopsychology, the more I spy parallels between what I have learned about witchcraft and it is rather humorous

[sugarphoric]

STOPPPPP

NICE TO MEOW-T YOU⭑.ᐟ⸻ Geto Suguru & Catoru.

cw⸻ SFW, fluff, reader and suguru are drunk when they go home together, gender neutral reader, Satoru the cat, he is a menace, but he is so cute, nothing else lol.

a/n: lol this was so fun. saw this twt (i recommend checking out the follow up twts about the situation it's cute af) and i was like lol this is Catoru and Suguru core.

You met Suguru at a club, and you thought he was cute. He thought you were really cute. And the conversation just flowed naturally between you two. And the topic of conversation went from one thing to another, until the club was almost empty, the sun was almost rising, and all your friends went home already. And he mentioned in a passing,

“Yeah, I have a cat.”

And that was reason enough to go back to his place.

It was not that you two didn't like each other, but all you guys did was take showers separately, change into the Woodstock pajamas he gave you—which were too big on you, and he wore matching Snoopy pajamas. And you two just went to sleep, with him spooning you from behind and you holding his hands which were wrapped around your waist.

You were drunk enough to forget about the purpose with which you came to his place—his cat, named Satoru. 

When you walked in through the doors with Suguru, Satoru was too busy napping under the living room coffee table. Too tired waiting for Suguru, he just ate his dinner which was dispensed at the perfectly set time, and plopped down by the window waiting for Suguru. He then got fed up with Suguru’s irresponsible ass and just hid under his usual favorite coffee table and slept through the night.

When he woke up in the morning, and got a whiff of Suguru, and another scent in the air, he got alert. Like the good guard cat he is, the strongest and the honored one, even, he put his tail straight, and his ears perked. And with steady and calculated steps, he walked towards Suguru's room.

And there he saw, another human in Suguru's grasp, sleeping peacefully on his bed. 

He jumped up on the bed, and sat on your pillow, right beside your face. And he tried to study your face, whether you were fake sleeping and trying to stealth attack him and Suguru—he came to the conclusion you were harmless, and was about to be on his merry way, when you snuggled your face in his neck. Then you even reached one hand up to him, making him flinch a bit, until it came down to pet him.

So Satoru fell asleep like that, snuggling into your face and purring away.

You woke up in the morning to a white fluffy creature, sticking his face to your cheeks. And you felt like squishing his face then and there, but you could not dare bother the kitty, so you laid there trying to not wake him up. You even reached behind you to hold Suguru’s hand to stop from stirring around too much, fearing it'd wake up the sleeping cat cuddling you.

After probably two hours of snuggling Satoru, he woke up, and looked at you with his big blue eyes—looking straight at you without blinking. He kind of got you nervous, that maybe now that he is awake, he'll start throwing a fit and run away from you.

But instead he head butted you and placed himself on your chest and took another nap with you.

And when Suguru woke up later that morning, he found his side of the bed empty when he tried to reach out for you. And he got all panicky for a second, thinking that maybe you slipped out after sobering up in the morning and left without telling him, because you did not want to see him again. And he really wished that at least you left some sort of contact for him to reach out to. 

This was until he heard his noisy cat, meow in a cadence that was sweeter than his disrespectful and ignorant usual meows, that he threw his owner's way. And if someone asks ‘how can you tell whether a cat is being dismissive to you or not?’—then maybe they've never met a cat.

Or at the very least, they’ve never met Satoru.

So Suguru made his way to his kitchen, with a little more hope in him, that maybe you have not left yet. And he was overjoyed to be correct about his assumption, when he saw you giggling and walking around the kitchen, trying to find what you needed to make some breakfast, with a white furry meowing machine slithering around your legs.

“I’m going to fall cutie” You warned Satoru, after saving yourself from almost tripping over him.

“Meowwwwww, meow, meh-ow .” If you translated it, it'd probably say something like, ‘I don't care, give me attention.’

“He is anything but cute.” Suguru made his presence known finally with a chuckle and made his way over to you two.

“MEOW!” Satoru yelled at him like he could understand his owner's disrespectful words, “Boo hoo cry about it.” Suguru in return mocked him with a smirk and bowed down to his level to scoop him up in his arms.

After fighting with Suguru, he finally tired himself in his arms, and just dramatically flopped in his arms with his belly up.

“Stop throwing tantrums, Satoru. I am not letting you down, only for you to bother her.” Suguru spoke in a stern voice as if to scold the poor kitty cat.

“He is too cute to be a bother.” After finishing the omelet, you washed your hands while giggling at those two bickering with one another in their respective languages, and went to pet defeated Satoru in Suguru's arms.

“So your name is Satoru, nice to meet you baby.” You scratched behind Satoru’s ears and made him purr while leaning into your touch.

“Meow, meowwwww” You can think of that as him greeting you back, something along the lines of, ‘Nice to meet you tooooo’

“You're only saying it's nice to meet him because you don't know what a menace he is.” 

“MOEW MEOW!” Satoru protested Suguru’s grumbling words, and jumped into your arms instead. 

He made himself comfortable in your arms, as he rubbed his face in the crook of your neck, trying to leave behind his scent on you along with Suguru’s.

“He is wrong, isn't he?” “Meow.” Satoru answered with a dignified single meow, to agree with you. Finally! Someone who truly understands him!

“Sure, gang up on me with him.” Suguru sat down on the dining table, fake sulking to play along with your bit, after setting up the table for you two to have breakfast.

“Well, I did come over for the cat.” You said in a playful tone, after you sat down on the chair beside him, and placed Satoru on your lap, letting him curl up there as you patted his head.

“Hmm. So I don't get a single date out of you?” 

“If only I get to Satoru again.” 

You were joking, of course. And he knew that, of course. I mean if you two were not so drunk last night, maybe Satoru would've to be locked out of the room until you two woke up. And a date with Suguru, is all you want, and more, since you met him last night.

“MOEW!?” Satoru enthusiastically propped his head up to look at you with hopeful eyes, as if saying, ‘I get to see you again!?’

Geto Suguru is like a decadent chocolate cake; and his cat, Satoru, was just the cherry on top. 

So how can you ever say no to dessert? 

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a/n: dividers by @/vysleix and @/enchanthings-a

just smth fluffy after that heinous new info came out. not really proof read sorry. lol.

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[valentineveils]

did i make them flirt LMFAO

[gender-dropout]

Ive found that when it comes to fictional character crushes my type boils down to two distinct options: the first is the cutest weirdest dorkiest nerd who is constantly info-dumping about some dork ass nerd shit (babygirl pookiebear trophy husband i spoil rotten and dom every single night), and the other one is Guy Who Wants To Hurt Me

[phagodyke]

kicking my feet and twirling my hair my roomie said we would be drift compatible... 😚😚😚😚

[syncogon]

grips you by the shoulders. guys. you need to watch the live action please PLEASE IT'S SO GOOD

u/AdhesiMol on Reddit has been working on fansubs for the Link Click live action adaptation. If you wanted to check out the series but were turned off by the poor-quality machine translations of the source, you can give these a try!

[gl1tched-r4bb1t]

Oof. Also, side note, your OCS look SO SIMILAR TO MY SONA LOL

:00 WHICH ONES ALSO I WANNA DRAW YOUR SONA AGGHHH