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[sugarphoric]

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NICE TO MEOW-T YOU⭑.ᐟ⸻ Geto Suguru & Catoru.

cw⸻ SFW, fluff, reader and suguru are drunk when they go home together, gender neutral reader, Satoru the cat, he is a menace, but he is so cute, nothing else lol.

a/n: lol this was so fun. saw this twt (i recommend checking out the follow up twts about the situation it's cute af) and i was like lol this is Catoru and Suguru core.

You met Suguru at a club, and you thought he was cute. He thought you were really cute. And the conversation just flowed naturally between you two. And the topic of conversation went from one thing to another, until the club was almost empty, the sun was almost rising, and all your friends went home already. And he mentioned in a passing,

“Yeah, I have a cat.”

And that was reason enough to go back to his place.

It was not that you two didn't like each other, but all you guys did was take showers separately, change into the Woodstock pajamas he gave you—which were too big on you, and he wore matching Snoopy pajamas. And you two just went to sleep, with him spooning you from behind and you holding his hands which were wrapped around your waist.

You were drunk enough to forget about the purpose with which you came to his place—his cat, named Satoru. 

When you walked in through the doors with Suguru, Satoru was too busy napping under the living room coffee table. Too tired waiting for Suguru, he just ate his dinner which was dispensed at the perfectly set time, and plopped down by the window waiting for Suguru. He then got fed up with Suguru’s irresponsible ass and just hid under his usual favorite coffee table and slept through the night.

When he woke up in the morning, and got a whiff of Suguru, and another scent in the air, he got alert. Like the good guard cat he is, the strongest and the honored one, even, he put his tail straight, and his ears perked. And with steady and calculated steps, he walked towards Suguru's room.

And there he saw, another human in Suguru's grasp, sleeping peacefully on his bed. 

He jumped up on the bed, and sat on your pillow, right beside your face. And he tried to study your face, whether you were fake sleeping and trying to stealth attack him and Suguru—he came to the conclusion you were harmless, and was about to be on his merry way, when you snuggled your face in his neck. Then you even reached one hand up to him, making him flinch a bit, until it came down to pet him.

So Satoru fell asleep like that, snuggling into your face and purring away.

You woke up in the morning to a white fluffy creature, sticking his face to your cheeks. And you felt like squishing his face then and there, but you could not dare bother the kitty, so you laid there trying to not wake him up. You even reached behind you to hold Suguru’s hand to stop from stirring around too much, fearing it'd wake up the sleeping cat cuddling you.

After probably two hours of snuggling Satoru, he woke up, and looked at you with his big blue eyes—looking straight at you without blinking. He kind of got you nervous, that maybe now that he is awake, he'll start throwing a fit and run away from you.

But instead he head butted you and placed himself on your chest and took another nap with you.

And when Suguru woke up later that morning, he found his side of the bed empty when he tried to reach out for you. And he got all panicky for a second, thinking that maybe you slipped out after sobering up in the morning and left without telling him, because you did not want to see him again. And he really wished that at least you left some sort of contact for him to reach out to. 

This was until he heard his noisy cat, meow in a cadence that was sweeter than his disrespectful and ignorant usual meows, that he threw his owner's way. And if someone asks ‘how can you tell whether a cat is being dismissive to you or not?’—then maybe they've never met a cat.

Or at the very least, they’ve never met Satoru.

So Suguru made his way to his kitchen, with a little more hope in him, that maybe you have not left yet. And he was overjoyed to be correct about his assumption, when he saw you giggling and walking around the kitchen, trying to find what you needed to make some breakfast, with a white furry meowing machine slithering around your legs.

“I’m going to fall cutie” You warned Satoru, after saving yourself from almost tripping over him.

“Meowwwwww, meow, meh-ow .” If you translated it, it'd probably say something like, ‘I don't care, give me attention.’

“He is anything but cute.” Suguru made his presence known finally with a chuckle and made his way over to you two.

“MEOW!” Satoru yelled at him like he could understand his owner's disrespectful words, “Boo hoo cry about it.” Suguru in return mocked him with a smirk and bowed down to his level to scoop him up in his arms.

After fighting with Suguru, he finally tired himself in his arms, and just dramatically flopped in his arms with his belly up.

“Stop throwing tantrums, Satoru. I am not letting you down, only for you to bother her.” Suguru spoke in a stern voice as if to scold the poor kitty cat.

“He is too cute to be a bother.” After finishing the omelet, you washed your hands while giggling at those two bickering with one another in their respective languages, and went to pet defeated Satoru in Suguru's arms.

“So your name is Satoru, nice to meet you baby.” You scratched behind Satoru’s ears and made him purr while leaning into your touch.

“Meow, meowwwww” You can think of that as him greeting you back, something along the lines of, ‘Nice to meet you tooooo’

“You're only saying it's nice to meet him because you don't know what a menace he is.” 

“MOEW MEOW!” Satoru protested Suguru’s grumbling words, and jumped into your arms instead. 

He made himself comfortable in your arms, as he rubbed his face in the crook of your neck, trying to leave behind his scent on you along with Suguru’s.

“He is wrong, isn't he?” “Meow.” Satoru answered with a dignified single meow, to agree with you. Finally! Someone who truly understands him!

“Sure, gang up on me with him.” Suguru sat down on the dining table, fake sulking to play along with your bit, after setting up the table for you two to have breakfast.

“Well, I did come over for the cat.” You said in a playful tone, after you sat down on the chair beside him, and placed Satoru on your lap, letting him curl up there as you patted his head.

“Hmm. So I don't get a single date out of you?” 

“If only I get to Satoru again.” 

You were joking, of course. And he knew that, of course. I mean if you two were not so drunk last night, maybe Satoru would've to be locked out of the room until you two woke up. And a date with Suguru, is all you want, and more, since you met him last night.

“MOEW!?” Satoru enthusiastically propped his head up to look at you with hopeful eyes, as if saying, ‘I get to see you again!?’

Geto Suguru is like a decadent chocolate cake; and his cat, Satoru, was just the cherry on top. 

So how can you ever say no to dessert? 

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a/n: dividers by @/vysleix and @/enchanthings-a

just smth fluffy after that heinous new info came out. not really proof read sorry. lol.

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