#BYE BITCH
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POV: Elle and Hotch meet up after the early seasons team left the BAU and went rogue
Hotch: What have you been up to?
Elle: Leading a revolution with JJ.
Hotch: Good for you two. I’ve been freelancing as a hit man, putting my skills to use.
Elle, nodding: It’s about time after spending years cooped up in that office 24/7.
Hotch: You can say that again. Have you heard from the others? Derek?
Elle: He’s doing vigilante shit now.
Hotch: Sounds about right. Gideon?
Elle: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Did you hear about Reid?
Hotch: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, yeah, which reminds me, I need to go break him out later.
Elle: Let me know if you want help with that. JJ’s girlfriend knows how to pull strings, we may not even have to jailbreak this time.
Hotch: That sounds like an excellent plan.
Elle: Look at us, getting the team back together again :)
#chaoticbau#oh i could turn this into a whole fic#they’re such a mess#too much trauma make the bau go crazy#they all said fuck it#bye bitch#aaron hotchner#elle greenaway#criminal minds#jennifer jareau#derek morgan#jason gideon#spencer reid#emily prentiss#jemily#cm#incorrect criminal minds#incorrect cm#incorrect criminal minds quotes
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Happy Tumblr Live Is Defeated Day!
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Me when I realized they beat Xiaobin to death:
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I KNOW THE EPISODE ENDED IN A CLIFFHANGER BUT
Let’s all raise a glass about this victory! 🥂
#marvel#loki#tom hiddleston#loki the god of mischief#loki season two#loki series#loki of asgard#loki show#loki season 2#miss minutes#bye bitch#bye bye stupid clock#never come back pls#the happiest day of life
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alex: what i mean to say, henry, is i—
henry:
#bye bitch#this is tom holland btw#henry fox mountchristen windsor#red white and royal blue#rwrb memes#alex claremont diaz#rwrb movie#rwrb#rwrb on prime#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#firstprince
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Okay but why is his laugh doing something for me?
(Excuse the weird noise, that's probably my laptop)
#hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#he's my trashcan man#adam#adam x reader#hazbin hotel adam x reader#bye bitch#adam hazbin#hazbin hotel adam#adam x oc#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel adam x oc
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If you reblog posts essentially saying you want me and my family dead, I don't care how long we've been mutuals, I'm unfollowing you asap
#just say you want us to roll over and be murdered#like sorry not sorry#just did it 🙄#bye bitch#jumblr#jewish#jewish things#antisemitism#israel
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#only race I cared about#cori bush#bye bitch#hopefully this guy will actually do his job#instead of expect everyone else to do it for him
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I cannot believe this is how this fight went down in my game completely organically. I'm cry laughing. 😂 It was only like 30% chance for the check to succeed. I love this game.
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#Astarion#BYE BITCH#what a fucking movie moment#It's just karma#I was considering trying to blast him off the edge from the start#But then my character got paralyzed and the game set me up for this moment instead#Amazing
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I forgot it wasn't the 24th, so here, have a meme
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My friend just texted me to let me know Henry Kissinger is dead!
#rest in turmoil#bye bitch#henry kissinger#leftist#leftblr#communist#socialist#communism#socialism#anti capitalist#anti capitalism#leftist politics#human rights#Henry Kissinger is dead
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i was trying to think about yrz and why he'd leave heaven in the first place. yrz loves being human, even if he doesn't like people. he loves learning, loves ideas, loves sitting in a warm room built by other people, reading a book printed by other people, eating food made by other people. he loves being a part of such a curious, clever race, no matter how many irritations that come with it.
humans will never stop looking for improvement. they will never stop churning out new ideas. breaking through to new sciences. never stop wondering.
heaven isn't like that. how can it? by gods own word heaven is perfect, forever and ever, amen. how do you improve on perfection?
yrz could feel himself stagnating. so he either had to leave, or lose himself.
#heaven seeing yrz as a being made of literal information: is this free archivist?#yrz: wow i hate it here! i feel like my brain is rotting out of my head :)#bye bitch#i was listening to apple by the narcisist cookbook in the shower#and it definitely shows lol#love that take on eve and the snake#no bullshit just the truth and a choice#anyway#vrrm vrrm#hazbin au#i really need a name for this au
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Make like your meat and beat it
#bye bitch#my post#softgothbabe#shitpost#nsft shitpost#sillyposting#nsft community#nsft#beat it#mood#fuck off
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