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Wake up, babes, another new holiday/gender neutral bathroom just dropped!
Anita Bryant -- perhaps most famous for a TV interview where she talked about going on a "crusade against the homosexuals" and then got hit in the face with a pie -- has died.
It was apparently on December 16, but reported today, so let's all add 12/16 to our Dead Bigots calendars so we all celebrate with a nice whipped cream topped pie!
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i genuinely hate being that guy but i feel like alcohol at parties ruins the mood for me and i think it’s probably because i don’t want to feel grown up in a way
#been to 3 drinking parties in the last week and needless to say i was not super stoked#i had fun and more importantly friends had fun but#i feel so out of place and i think it’s because i miss parties before drinking#i feel like the vibe’s different and i’m not used to it. ig#never had this problem when i was playing dnd or playing video games with friends after school#silence crab#anyways i don’t drink alcohol so i also am sober all the time i think that’s a factor
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when in the plot do the party meet loop in sif is out au
They met Loop in the SECOND loop :D
Loop is lonely and they do want to help everyone so much, but they still have a lot of issues (+ they are shy ) so they don't greet all the loopers of "his old party" on the very first loop. They care about what the family thinks of them more than what Siffrin does.
#They may or may not have met siffrin on the first loop cause WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE CRABBING LOOPS??#but that isn't set in stone#the only think i know FOR SURE about Loop in the au is that they call the party 'the housemaiden' 'the fighter' and such#siffrin too is 'the traveler' not 'stardust'#and that the party will bond with them and get cute nicknames over time#edit: i don't know how to write help me
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I have zero intention of being solemn or respectful about this

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New thought. For the fic/au idea. The party isn't...there, in their bodies, obviously. That part I established. But despite the light being missing from their eyes, as far as Siffrin can tell, they're behaving entirely normally.
This, of course, freaks out everyone involved. Mirabelle hates looking at herself from an outside perspective. Every time Bonnie sees their body they just shout "THAT'S NOT ME, TELL THEM TO STOP BEING ME THEY'RE NOT ME" because the intricacies of the situation are a bit beyond them. Etc etc no one is happy about this.
But they seem to be behaving entirely normally. To the rest of Dormont, but to Siffrin too, because Siffrin is intimately familiar with the script at this point. And they're following it perfectly.
One of the voices in their head, probably Odile, poses a question for one of the bodies. Siffrin sends it through, to the wooden actor, and-
Something shifts in the body's expression. Posture not what it was before. They're smiling. They're smiling wrong. Their eyes gain a shine they hadn't before. The eyes are wrong something is wrong why are they looking at him like that-
that's not your family
it's not
it's not
IT'S NOT-
And they loop back, heart racing, and return to the script. The actors act exactly as they're meant to.
........Siffrin hadn't gotten Memory of Change God before their family's minds all jumped ship. Siffrin has no idea what's going on. They've got no idea who's puppeting around the bodies. And without the context, they live in constant fear of whatever mask this is slipping and the stranger coming into the light. They can pretend everything's normal until they ask a question they wouldn't normally. And the actor's smile. Voices wrong, all the wrong cadence, they speak of change. The melting pot of ideas before them is unprecedented. Don't worry, Siffrin nomiddlenames nolastname! I can help with your script! It's the least I can do! I'll improv when they don't have lines to give! You're welcome! <(˘ ˘ ˘)>
#In Stars and Time#ISAT#Too Close AU#ISAT spoilers#isat Change God#Nothing malicious really! But without knowing that it's the change god Siffrin is absolutely terrified#Schrödinger's party members. Normal until sufficient deviation#None of the real party is pleased. But they don't really have the privacy to spiral very long#It's like#The opposite of a crab bucket scenario#They're all sharing thoughts#So anytime someone has a particularly unhealthy thought it's nipped in the bud#This distresses Siffrin more for the most part. They really hate the lack of privacy
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Psii in bee costum di un black cat and sign in crab
Just in time for Troll Halloween
#dolorosa#signless#disciple#psiioniic#catman asks#catman draws#hs ac bonus#+1 bonus rosa#rosa took them on a trip to Troll Party City#conveniently located next to the build a crab#signless is only participating because it's a chance to Casually Wear Red; but he is Staunchly Refusing to put on the claws#everyone else is having a good time tho#disciple; meanwhile; is wearing the paws for Everyone's Safety
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I love your art. Here’s a pillow that’s cold on both sides for you.
oh thank goodness
it's been a long day of studies :')
ALSO WHAT THANK YOU, I LOVE YOUR ART TOO!!
Here's a star pillow for you, we can have slumber party.
#ask the crab#slumber party!#but will we actually sleep or just gush about the dca the whole time#and disappoint moon the whole time#who knows who knows#keeping my airfryer hidden away tho just in case
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Fact #438
#Club Penguin#Club Penguin Facts#Klutzy the Crab#Club Penguin Times#canon#2008#Water Party 2008#Summer Kickoff Party
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honestly if I were ever to throw the Suitehearts into any of my Killjoys stuff the dynamic would literally be the stupidest thing in the world. you do not want to have the Four and those guys together in any setting. it's a recipe for disaster. Jet and Benzedrine bitch and bicker like old ladies. telepathic warfare is waged via a complex language of glares and eyebrow movements between everyone in the room. Sandman makes a wholeheartedly joking comment to Ghoul like "I want to study you in a lab" and Kobra Kid gives him a black eye on the spot. Crab and Donnie end up playing hide n seek with the Girl until someone else who isn't aware of the game accidentally dumps a whole dude out of their hiding spot on accident and then gets elbowed for it. everyone hates each other but they're also kind of pals in the way that people who occasionally help each other out but don't see each other outside of that can be. that kind of thing
#they're SOOO insane everyone hates each other but they're also bros. do you get me?#I have a couple random fic concepts where they have to help each other out and Jet literally has to mediate so much bs#like we do not have sandkid in this house. those two are trying to maim or murder each other at all times.#I feel like there's times that one or both of them has to be physically restrained.#party loves em. hates all of their guts but loves em.#IDK MAN the mental image of sandman making a dumb comment to ghoul bc he just. jokes around like an idiot as his default#and kobra just instantly sucker punching him for it... vivid mental images fr#I also think in my universe the 'hearts are a traveling circus (in that they're all frickin clowns lol) and just go wherever they're needed#as far as the idea that benzedrine is like A Doctor yknow? bc I am in fact taking that angle#he was like a resident med student in the city and crap went down and made him a little bit off his rocker and he ran for the Zones#and sandman was born out there and just. found this odd new guy intriguing.#donnie and crab are related in some way. crab is mute (nobody knows if it's selectively or for physical reasons). donnie#is kinda the brawn of the group. he will physically restrain any of the others if they're getting out of hand. it's wild#she speaks!#danger days
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They're playing toys
#i went to a gachapon for the first time.... gachapon is VERY fun if you only play machines where you like all of the options#i got two tamagotchi rings (both awesome)#and two crab figures (both AWESOME especially the slipper lobster)#i love them very much im going to make them little party hats#my touys
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SIX SEXY SINS (& ONE PISS BABY)
TheDuckingKing: I have a feeling you guys are gonna kidnap me if I say no huh?
TheDuckingKing: Bee it’s seven in the morning! But fine let me get my stuff
TheDuckingKing: heheh piss baby~ brb changing Mammon’s contact info to that RN.
@queenbeeibee @unhinged-greed @houseofasmodeus
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An Underwater Nintendo Partner Showcase Reaction! - Tea Time
Tea Time with Souldin at 7AM BST on 22/2/2024! Souldin reacts in time to the Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase, making a wild guess about rumoured dolphins that turns out surprisingly true.
Nanka Art by LittlePancake94: https://www.deviantart.com/littlepancake94/art/Commission-Nanka-s-new-look-926259845 Nanka Age Warning and Sign Art by ShySamArt: https://www.deviantart.com/shysamart/art/Commission-Nanka-966702081 Nanka Reaction Faces by Love2eategg: https://www.deviantart.com/love2eategg/art/2020-Commiossion-for-souldin-844555420 Nanka Super Joy by FairyBunni: https://www.deviantart.com/fairybunni/art/Such-A-Cute-Smile-873148748 Wii Wonders Season 2 Nanka by AngelAik0: https://www.deviantart.com/angelaik0/art/Commission-Nanka-872606281 Tea Sampled: Green Tea Pomegranate
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#youtube#partner showcase#nintendo direct#grinbrothers#endless ocean#3rd party#partner direct#tea tasting#green tea pomegranate#2024games#demon slayer#monster hunter#monster hunter stories#pepper grinder#another crabs treasure#grin brothers#souldin#tea time#reaction#react#pocket card jockey#endless ocean luminous
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Guess who's birthday it is today!
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with the Suitehearts it's sitting in each other's laps and doing makeup/face paint and with the Four it's sitting in each other's laps to do/dye their hair
#that's it that's the post#jet has a purple strip in his hair that party did while they were waiting up for the other two to get home late one night#kobra absolutely is the only reason ghoul's hair gets brushed#etc etc etc#meanwhile over at the suitehearts' garage: sandman is turning benze's head this way and that trying to get his blush perfect#benze is about to smack him if they#don't get this over with soon#and crab is doing donnie's eyeliner a la all those times my cousin and I did each other's makeup very badly at each other's houses skfnskgn#she speaks!#this is all true they told me themselves#ddas
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Forgor to report on it but, I watched the first Lord Of The Rings movie (extended edition) for the first time last weekend and I have Very Normal Feelings about it
#fanya.txt#sophie has started hosting bomb ass viewing parties for it so our other friends can watch it again#and also watch me watching it for the first time#spoiler alert for the end. i did cry a lot and Frodo is my crab#its especially funny bc i got a new haircut right before we watched the movie and i unintentionally#now appearently have the same haircut as Frodo so that really adds to it#anyways watching the movies for the very first time knowing nothing but the memes at the age of 26 is an experience#Sophie also made a quiz for me in the middle to see if i could tell the difference/remember the names of uhhh Saramon and uh Saron?#w/o mixing them uo and. i failrd
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In light of Anita Bryant's death I think we should also remember Thom Higgins, a true badass whose name is always tied to hers.
Yes, he's the fella who put a pie in her face on national TV.

But this wasn't a one time thing for him -- being a badass, I mean. He also once pie'd an Archbishop (John Roach - who was one of the Catholics who fucked up one of the sexual abuse scandals the church had).
He's largely credited for inventing the term 'gay pride': "The term “gay pride” was invented here. Thom Higgins had been raised in the Catholic Church and decided to come up with a means of countering the negative energy coming out of the church. So he paired two of the deadly sins: gay and pride."
He was deeply midwestern -- "He was the kind of person who would breeze into a friend’s kitchen the morning after a party, put on a pot of coffee and start making everyone eggs"
He was an anti-war protestor, and the first person in Minnesota to be registered as a conscientious objector during the Vietnam War.
He wasn't perfect, but he did a lot of good in his life, and he was silly and puckish and loved pranks as much as he loved his activism.
He died 20 years ago of complications related to AIDS.
While you're crab raving that the Orange Juice witch is dead, spare a thought and raise a slice of pie to Mr. Higgins. More people should know about him.
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