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Never have I ever built enormous wheat fields (using up several chests of seeds) just for aesthetic in minecraft
#oh babey thats my nr 1 reason for playing minecraft (esp multiplayer minecraft)#while everyone else is playing survival im hunting down wheat seeds to plant giant wheat fields#mass producing bread. running out of space for all of my wheat&bread. and then breaking into peoples houses to fill their chests with bread#and then when im done with the wheat/the wheat field grows past the point where it'll grow#then i hunt down some chickens and mass produce chickens with all of the wheat ive aquired#its a fine tuned system#you. can play minecraft survival. go in the mines etc. and ill keep everyone fed/terrorized with bread#by the time im tired of that usually everyones progressed enough to the point where i can barter some steel and#I'll play the game semi normally aka. I'll start making underground giant mine systems#minecraft#polls
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There's no such thing as emotional cheating tbh you could say that shit about anything. what, am I emotionally cheating on you with this ant crawling along my sleeve right now? See how fuckin dumb that sounds? Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not cheating on anyone.
[Quietly waits for you to leave and then sends a knowing look to the ant]
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guess who dropped 2,7L of Lady Wonderwall Matt A-base onto the stone floor of their shop today
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Southern Observatory - more experimental palette art
#holy shit thats gorgeous#the dome radiating the warm glow across the cold expanse kf the south pole im uaarghh#im going insane thats so pretty#outer wilds
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Outer Wilds” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw an object exit a white hole before they enter their corresponding black hole
My buddy Chert pacing: the sun is lying to us
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Something I made to print out and paste all over my walls
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Gabbro!!
#gabbro!!!!! love how you draw them ♡♡#love that theyre the same shade of green as giants deep thats such a nice detail#also love the way youre using that white dot thing i never remember the name of#makes everything pop in a really nice way#outer wilds#gabbro
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More people need to understand that gender and sexuality can be phases, and that's completely fine, normal even, and doesn't invalidate any part of those phases.
"You'll find the right person eventually" this, and "you're just a late bloomer" that. Yeah, maybe. So what? If I find the right person, that doesn't mean I'm not ace, it's a spectrum for a reason. If I do turn out to be a late bloomer, that doesn't mean I'm not ace now.
And what's the worst that'll happen anyway? You'll gain empathy for and knowledge of the group you were part of? Oh, no, the horror
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needless to say, Granite has in fact trained
#this is so cute!!!#Granite lifts 💪🪨#gosh i absolutely love time buddy art like this#outer wilds#time buddies
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getting fed by vampmilf with mama
sitting by the water watching seagulls take a dip and theres so many small ones as well and all thats repeating in my head is taking a bath with mama. diving for fish with mama. stealing peoples food with mama. terrorising tourists who dont cover their sandwich with mama. shitting on benches with mama. getting startled by a dog with mama. screeching with mama.
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Put your volume on max, make a guess as to what my neighbour started playing out of nowhere, and know that no answer you give will be correct
#fanya.txt#my phone never picks up the sound properly so it sounds really faint on mobile compared to irl
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On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.
This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.
Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.
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let’s play in the eelgrass with mama
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reminder to self: your life is not ending. this will pass. you’ve lived through every difficult day and night so far. tonight is not the exception.
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100 percent of smokers quit before they find the golden cigarette of eternal youth.
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