#BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW!! YOU ALREADY KNOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

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They call you drunk and confess

Trevor, Cole, Luke, Quinn

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Trevor

“Y/nnnnnn!” Trevor sang into the phone, his voice loud and unmistakably drunk.

You blinked at your screen, squinting in the dark. 1:00 a.m. on a Tuesday. Makes sense

“Hi, Trevor,” you muttered, voice thick with sleep. “How drunk are you—”

“BRO WHY the fuck are we not dating?” he blurted out, completely cutting you off.

You actually laughed at his forwardness

“Don’t laugh at me!” he whined. You could practically hear the pout on his face. “This is a genuine question.”

“Oh, I don’t know,” you teased, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes. “Maybe because you call me bro all the time?”

“Yeah, romantically, obviously,” he huffed, as if you should have known that. “But, we would be so good together bro”

You laughed again but shot back, “Bro, you send me random insta real dashcam footage at ungodly hours of the morning, how was I supposed to know?”

“Okay, so it's weird when you call me bro, Y/N,” he said, like that was the real issue at hand. “And I send you those because they’re funny! You gotta read between the lines.”

“What lines, Trevor?!” you asked, fully awake now, still in disbelief.

“I dunno!” he admitted, then gasped. “BUT what I do knowwwwww,” he dragged out dramatically, “is that you haven’t denied anything I said.”

You bit your lip, smiling despite yourself. “I know I haven’t.”

“Sooooo we’re dating now, basically,” he concluded.

“Wait, how did we just jump from here to that?” you asked, laughing

“You like me, me like's you so, boom, we’re dating.” He said it so simply, like it was basic math.

“Trevor-”

“Nope, nope, it’s final! We’re dating. Y/N and I are dating!” he cheered “I’m gonna hang up before you can say anything else because we’re dating now, goodnight Y/N, bye-bye.”

And just like that, he hung up.

You stared at your phone, listening to the dead dial tone.

Did you just… get drunk-declared into a relationship?

Were you complaining, though?

Quinn

“Y/N, I need to tell you something,” Quinn said into the phone, his voice slightly unsteady.

“What’s up, Quinner?” you responded, putting him on speakerphone as you flipped through your notes, you had a midterm in three days, and you had been studying for hours on end while he and his teammates were doing drinks by the sound of hughes voice.

You heard him take a deep breath, hesitating.

“Quinn, is everything okay?” you asked, shifting your full attention to the phone.

“Yup,” he hiccupped. “Just a little drunk.”

You smiled. “Well, you deserve it. You guys won big tonight, congrats.”

“Yup,” he hiccupped again, then groaned. “But that’s hiccup not what I wanna talk abo—hiccup—about.” His voice was barely above a mumble, his words slurring together.

“Speak up, Quinn. I can barely hear you,” you teased.

“Yes, ma’am,” he muttered, then groaned again. “God, I’m never drinking again.”

You chuckled softly. “Do you need me to come get you?”

“Nooo, no, I know you’re studying,” he argued. then, he blurted out, “God, Y/N, you work so hard. Like, so fucking hard.”

Your smile grew as you shrugged your shoulders. “I try.”

“Like, it’s a good thing I play hockey, cause I hated school. Uni was okay, though mostly just hockey and drinking.” He rambled, then suddenly sighed. “Fuck, anyways Y/N, I love you so much. You have no idea.”

“I wish you came out with us tonight after the game,” he continued, voice softer now. “You looked so good in my jersey, and my mom told me about the chirps you were yelling. Fuck, I wish I could’ve seen that. Would’ve been so hot.”

You laughed, he kept going.

“Just let me finish before you reject me, okay? Let’s be nice here,” he mumbled, and you could hear the small smile in his voice. “I wanna take you out so bad, Y/N. Please let me take you out.”

You bit your lip, heart swelling.

“Quinn,” you said gently, “I have to tell you something.”

“Nooooo,” he groaned. “Fuck, which asshole beat me to it?”

You laughed softly. “Quinn.”

“Mmhmm?”

“We’re already dating, sweetie. We have been for a while.”

There was silence on the other end.

Some guys might get reckless and cheat on their girlfriends when they’re drunk, but even when Quinn was blackout wasted, he was still confessing his love to you all over again. Even if he forgot he's already done that.

You heard him inhale sharply.

“Wait,” he muttered under his breath. “No way. When did I ask you?”

“About a year and a half ago,” you reminded him, grinning.

“And you said yes?”

“Yes, Quinn,” you giggled. “Without a second thought.”

Another beat of silence.

“Quinn—”

“I love you,” he interrupted softly. “Can you maybe come get me and take me home?”

You smiled as you stood up, already grabbing your keys. “Yes, Quinn. I’ll drive you home.”

A moment later, he mumbled, “Do we live together too?”

You chuckled. “We do.”

“Fuck yeah,” he whispered, like he had just won the lottery.

Cole

Your phone rang, you squinted at the screen, Cole Caulfield.

Made sense since he and the guys went out after their big win tonight. You sighed, already bracing yourself, before swiping to answer.

“Hello?”

For a solid five seconds, all you heard was chaos.

Cole yelling something, his teammates yelling back. Laughter. A very loud thunk, then More laughter.

“Cole?” you tried, sitting up and rubbing your eyes. “Do you need me to come get you?”

No response from him just more indistinct yelling in the background. You groaned, tossing your blanket off your legs and sitting on the edge of your bed.

Then, finally

“Yo, Y/N!” Cole’s voice rang out, overly excited, like a little kid. “You picked up!!”

You exhaled a laugh. “Yeah, do you need me to pick you up?”

“YES. Y/N, you should totally come out!!!” He sounded thrilled about this idea. Then, away from the phone, you heard him yell, “GUYS, Y/N’S COMING OUT!”

ok, so that's not what I said. Like at all. you thought

“Ooooo, your girlfriend’s coming!” one of them teased.

“FUCK YEAH, CAULFIELD!” another cheered. “YOU FINALLY TOLD HER?”

You froze, mid-brushing your hair. Told me what? you thought.

On the other end, Cole groaned. “Shut up,” he whined.

you couldn’t see the way he dramatically tilted his head back in frustration, hands at his sides.

“She doesn’t know.”

His teammates roared with laughter, one of them slapping him on the back.

“Ohhh, buddy,” someone chirped. “That’s tough.”

You bit your lip to keep from laughing as you slipped on your shoes. This was gold.

Then, Cole’s voice came back, a little more serious.

“I gotta send her the address.”

What followed was a solid ten seconds of complete silence, except for his teammates snickering as Cole, very drunkenly, squinted at his phone, trying to focus on the screen.

“Holy fuck, look at this kid,” someone chirped, clearly watching him struggle.

“Shut up,” Cole muttered, still glaring at his phone like it had personally wronged him in a way.

Then, suddenly, horrifying realization.

Your name.

At the top of the screen.

Call in progress: 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

His eyes widened and His stomach dropped.

“…Y/N?” he asked, voice hesitant.

“Yes, Cole?” you answered sweetly, already backing out of your driveway.

“You’re… still on the here?” He asked practically wincing

“Yes, Cole.” You grinned. "I'm still here"

From the background, Slaf burst out laughing. “NO FUCKING WAY, SHE HEARD ALL THAT?!”

Cole just nodded numbly, still staring at his phone.

You, meanwhile, were having the time of your life.

“Made my night, honestly,” you teased. "Just wait till I tell you my thoughts, I know you'll like them"

The line went quiet for a second.

Then, Cole clearly regaining some confidence piped up.

“So you are coming out?” he asked hopefully.

You chuckled. “Only because I like you so much.”

On the other end, Cole silently fist-pumped the air, mouthing a victorious “YES”

but really you where taking his drunk ass home

Luke

Luke was drunk. Like, very drunk to drunk.

Jack had been feeding him shots all night, and now he was slumped over the bar table, long limbs sprawled out and completely invading his brother’s space, well, at the same time he called you on his phone.

You answered as soon as he finally managed to hit the call button.

“Hey, Lu.”

Luke groaned dramatically, head still against the table. “What are you doing?”

Jack, trying to enjoy his plate of nachos, shoved at Luke’s arm. “Dude, move. I’m trying to eat.”

Luke barely lifted his head, slurring, “Suck my dick, dude.”

Jack didn’t even hesitate. “That’s Y/N’s job, not mine.”

Luke shot upright so fast he nearly knocked his phone out of his own hand. His grip tightened around it like his life depended on it.

“SHHHHHH she’s on the phone, dude!!!” he whispered-yelled, completely panicked. “If she hears that, I’ll never get to make a move, then she'll never become my girlfriend so keep your mouth shut!"

Jack, deadpan, just stared at him.

Then, very slowly, his gaze shifted to something beside Luke.

Luke blinked, confused, before turning his head

And there you were. Standing right there.

Luke froze. His mouth fell slightly open, eyes wide, like a deer caught in headlights.

You raised an eyebrow, amused. “Did he forget I was here?” you asked Jack.

Jack nodded immediately.

You grinned. “God, how many drinks did you give him?” you asked as you sat beside Luke

Jack smirked as he stood up. “I’m gonna go get this kid some food.” He slapped the table before walking off.

“Can you get me some nachos too?” you called after him.

Jack gave you a quick nod.

And then you turned your attention back to the Luke Hughes, who was suddenly the quietest person in the world.

You nudged his arm, smiling. “Why so quiet, huh? What were you and Jack talking about?” You wiggled your eyebrows playfully.

Luke shook his head, still staring at the table, muttering, “Dunno.”

You smirked. Bingo.

“Really?” you teased, leaning in a little closer. “Because I heard some great news…” You tilted your head. “Something about me having a chance to be a girlfriend?”

Luke immediately gave you side-eye, his drunk brain scrambling to process whether this was a setup or not.

“…Did I hear that right?” you pressed, grinning.

Luke squinted at you, trying so hard to read your expression but he was too drunk to even read the menu right now.

“Depends on your answer,” he finally said, still side eyeing you.

Your heart skipped a little, but you played it cool.

You glanced over at the bar, Jack was on his way back, somehow balancing three plates of nachos. Impressive, considering he couldn't even remember Luke’s jersey number half the time when he was drinking.

You turned back to Luke quickly, wanting to have his moment to yourself even if he was drunk off his ass and before your drinks kick in witch you could feel creeping up on you.

“I think you’re gonna like my answer, Luke.” You winked, giving his thigh a light pat.

Luke froze again.

His brain is going a mile a minute, and the alcohol not helping with that

Meanwhile, Jack plopped the nachos onto the counter, making a loud clattering noise as he did.

You grabbed your plate, then grabbed Luke’s and slid it in front of him, expecting him to immediately dig as he normally did. But he didn’t move.

You glanced over and that’s when you saw it.

The biggest, dopiest, cheesiest grin slapped across his face.

he couldn’t believe what you just said, or more hinted at.

You bit back a smile and shook your head, turning your focus back to your nachos.

But Luke? He just kept staring at you for a little longer, grinning like an idiot, before finally shaking his head, chuckling to himself, and happily digging into his nachos.

Yeah. He definitely liked your answer even though you only hinted at it

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⏾ THE LIPS I USED TO CALL HOME | jack hughes x singer!reader smau

summary : your (ex)bf, vince, has been seen with a new girl out in public, the sad thing is he lost you months ago.

warning(s) : cheating speculations and fans hating on vince

a/n : our first filler chapter! trust i know jack hasn’t properly been introduced yet but his time will come!!! and it’s gonna be good (and cute hehehe) 😋 i also want to say sorry in advance for how short this is :(

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ynuser Bejeweled music video out now! Get your jewels ready 💎✨🩷

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yourbestfriendsuser where was my invite to sit in a big martini glass???

| ynuser sorry pookie ☹️

user1 nice!

❤️ by author

user2 i love glitter gel pen songs

taylorswift 💎✨

user3 MY MF ANTHEM

user4 but i miss sparklingggg 🎶🎶

user5 vince not being in the likes and comments after what deuxmoi just posted is CRAZYYYY

| user6 Y/N UNFOLLOWED HIM DJEJDJ

user7 the performance to this is going to eat on tour i already knowwwwww

user8 why is quinn hughes all up in the likes??? HELLO???

| user9 he’s mentioned in an interview that he likes her music!!

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deuxmoi DEUXMOI EXCLUSIVE…singer & songwriter Y/N Y/L/Ns boyfriend Vince Dunn known as an NHL player for the Seattle Kraken has been seen and photographed with a mystery girl

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user1 oh no

user2 THERES NO WAY HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY TOMORROW

user3 omg poor y/n :(

user4 OH WE RIDE AT DAWN 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

user5 bro she literally wrote sweet nothing for and with him ☹️

user6 never trust men!!!

user7 WHO IS THIS MYSTERY GIRL

user8 give me two minutes with vince dunn and nobody will ever hear from him again TRUST

user9 she can never catch a break UGH

user10 rumor has it y/n was done with vince a while ago….

| user11 omg why???

| user10 he cheated on her back in january ☹️ (ALLEGEDLY)

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ynprivinsta thriving but also not having a good time ☹️

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Heyyy its 🥝 anon again!! Thought I'd give u a last of what I've manifested in the past few days.

-my skin has cleared up insanely. I used to have such visible blackheads and now they're so faint that I know they're already gone 💯

- I had fireworks going off while I was trying to sleep the other night. And normally they go off for aaaaages like 30 mins to an hour but as soon as they started going i was like 'nawr everyones gone back inside its so quiet, its too cold for fireworks theyve all gone to bed'. The noises faded and then popped back up for a couple more blasts but i persisted that it was quiet and they stopped after 4 minutes. Guess it was too cold and everyone went to bed!!!

- I'd been craving ice cream for a few days. I wasnt sure how but i knew I was going to get ice cream. I even visualised an uber eats delivery on my kitchen counter with my dessert in it. That night my younger sister suggests to my mum that we get milkshakes/ice cream.

-saw a subliminal about DP texting you fast. I dont have a desired person but I kinda entertained the thought of someone texting me. No one in particular. I don't really have any active texts atm. But then a friend who I hadnt spoken to in a month sent me a text not even two minutes later.

- my dad had been chilling on the sofa for ages and I was getting huuungry. Literally thought about my dad getting up to go get food, like visualised him standing up. Then TWO SECONDS LATER HE DOES. He gets up off the sofa and asks what i want for lunch.

-my fave one so far. I've wanted it to snow for a while and I'm aiming for a white christmas. I saw the weather reports yesterday and it was gonna rain this whole week. No sign of snow. (I had also manifested it raining lolol). I saw those reports and went "bro they dont know what theyre talking about its literally gonna snow". Woke up this morning to snow out the window and my sister messaging the family chat in confusion.

Actual messages:

Mum: Anyone have snow? @ oldersister , am guessing you do.

Older Sister: What the fuck

OS: Yes I do

OS: [pic of fully snowy rooftops]

OS: That’s so odd

OS: It wasn’t meant to snow here

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U already knowwwwww im the creator

🥝 baby I've missed you!!!!!! Not you inspired the song Let It Snow cmon!! I love all these successes and they are proof of how easy this truly is when we just remember who we are - the center of everything!!!! You better work creator!!!! No matter what method you use, it's always gonna work bc at the end of the day it's you!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much for sharing my love.

[aeternallis]

one of the things most frustrating to think about as someone who did go through the immigration system in the US is the fact that there seems to be a genuine belief by a significant portion of the populace in this country that the immigration system is a simple, straightforward process, when it most certainly is not.

for one thing, the applications to gain some form of legal status themselves are confusing af to actually read through. most of the applications uses confusing language and can be upwards of about 15-20 pages worth of documents you gotta spend time actually pouring through.

for example, currently the i-485 form (application for green card) sits at about 24 pages, and requires a couple of hours to fill out. for most immigrants who know little to no english, either they would have to sit with an english-speaking paralegal to help them, or one of their relatives who knows english would need to be the one to help them out.

the i-130 form (application for alien relatives) is about 12 pages, and just as hella confusing to go through.

the i-589 (application for asylum) and i-765 (application for worker's permit) aren't too bad in comparison, at about 7-8 pages, but even so, the legal language is still a hassle to try and understand.

(yes, I have helped both my parents fill out all these forms)

oh, and did i mention that every one of these forms cost money to file and submit to uscis for processing? this is not counting the typical immigration lawyer's fees immigrants have to fork up in order to get some decent representation, most immigrants still need to make a living one way or another, or how else are they to provide for their families and give their children a better future? (and ya know, afford the fees to try and actually go through the process of gaining legal status here???)

not only that, answering any of the questions wrong on any of these forms could be enough for uscis to reject the filing or outright deny it. and no, ofc there's no refunds on the application fees.

for a country that has a horrendous literacy crisis, i would so love to see the rest of y'all try to take a gander at these forms and see if you don't lose your goddamn mind.

have i mentioned how fucking terrifying it is when uscis officers grill you during the interview process???? because yes, there is an interview component to most of these forms. as if their questions are literally designed for you to fail???!!

this is just a few aspect of the immigration process that's so broken right now, it might as well be a 10k puzzle piece scattered in a room.

the strenuous waiting time between processing of applications, the anxiety of the elections every goddamn year because politicians cannot fucking make up their minds with how immigration ought to be tackled in this country, all the while immigrants also have to deal with the stress of everyday life and whatever challenges that brings.

uscis is still working through a backlog of applications from decades ago, and some people in this country really have the goddamn audacity to think, "they have to get here legally and go through the process that way"???!

a fucking luxury (ignorant af though, mind you) for some of y'all to say, indeed, especially if all it took back then for your family to get here was through ellis fucking island.

my aunt petitioned my dad with the i-589 form over 38 years ago when he was still living in the philippines, and mind you, the visa number from that filing was only granted and mailed to my dad's old house last year in december 2024, when we went home to visit relatives for the holidays and long after he's already become a US citizen.

i'm not asking for people to change their minds about immigration or that this country ought to let everyone in, i knowwwwww the system is broken and terrible.

but what i am asking is for people to educate themselves and to be open-minded, to not dismiss the struggles of immigrants, because those who think that the immigration process in this country is easy are hella ignorant and will never understand the sort of anxiety illegal immigrants go through, for the sake of trying to provide a better future for their children.

[telekineticseance]

AFTER MIDNIGHT

kinktober day thirty: overstimulation

pairing: joe young x f!reader

summary: after a party, you offer to let the Mormon you met crash at your place

genre: smut

word count: 2701

cw: corruption, sub!Joe x softdom!reader dynamic because that's all i can write with him, oral (m!receiving), hand stuff (m!receiving), praising, overstimulation (obvi)

author's note: kinktober from 2023 at the end of 2024? you already knowwwwww. but hi! also I didn't proofread this because I'm lazy and it already took me months to write this.

“Oh dear, is that the time? It’s after curfew I should be going..” Joe’s voice interrupted your train of thought as you turned towards him.

You hadn’t even noticed it was almost 1am and that you had been listening to Joe talk for hours. You barely knew him, just had a few interactions with him through mutual friends and that was one of these instances.

Dave, a long term friend of yours, even though he had his moments, invited you to his birthday party which turned out to be a lot bigger and crazier than you had expected. There wasn’t even cake.

And that’s how you found yourself in a bedroom, listening to this too nice dressed, blonde haired, blue eyed, mormon yap about his religion. At first you were kind of interested, but then he started getting into something about the Garden of Eden being in Missouri, you kinda drifted off into your own thoughts.

As much as you didn’t want to admit it, some of the thoughts were finding ways to make Joe shut up, including ideas that got a little more R rated..not in a violent way though. Quite the opposite and you didn’t know whether to feel bad about it or not.

“Ohhh are you sure? I mean it’s pretty late..” You looked back at him after looking at the clock on the side of the bed and he let out a small sigh.

“I should…do you think Dave is okay to drive me home?”

You knew the answer, and from the look on his face he knew it too. You knew you shouldn’t have but you couldn’t help it before you blurted out the statement.

“No but my apartment is down the hall and I have a futon you can crash on..”

His face almost lit up at the idea and you saw a sparkle in his eye before he nodded and the two of you got up from the bed before heading towards the direction of your apartment, you holding onto Joe’s hand as you led him out of the crowded rooms, making sure not to lose him.

When you arrived, you unlocked the door and turned on the lightswitch, allowing the light to illuminate the living room.

“Your place is much nicer than mine..” Joe’s voice had a hint of awe as he looked around the room, making you wonder how bad his place was if your one bedroom, semi-neat, apartment was “much nicer” than his.

“Thanks? I guess..” Your voice was softer at the second part as you shut the door behind him, locking it before showing him the futon. “Let me grab you some blankets.”

You walked to a little pantry, before opening the door and grabbing a small stack of blankets from it. You couldn’t help but glance over at Joe as you did, watching the way he bounced lightly on the cushion below him, realizing he was still in his missionary attire before walking over to him with the blankets.

“Do you need a change of clothes?” Your voice was soft with him, almost like you were talking to a small animal before he shrugged.

“Oh I don’t want to trouble you more than I already have.” He shook his head as you laughed slightly before setting the blankets next to him, “It’s no trouble I’m sure I have some old clothes from my ex boyfriend lying around.”

Before he could speak, you turned on your heels before walking into your room. In the back of your closet, sure enough you had a bag of clothes your ex boyfriend had left behind that he failed to come and pick up like you asked.

After rummaging through the bag you grabbed a pair of sweatpants and a random t-shirt to some band you were sure Joe hadn’t heard of before you walked in the living room to see him already pulling off his tie.

You don’t know why but your heart started to race at the sight before he turned and looked at you, a grin on his face, “Oh thank you.”

He took the clothes from you before looking at you, a hesitant look on his face before you nodded, “Oh yeah. I’ll um leave you alone to get dressed.”

He smiled softly as you quickly walked back to your room before hearing the soft rustle of fabric from the living room as Joe changed into the clothes you gave him. You’re heart continued to feel like it was beating out of your chest as you thought about the idea of him changing. You almost wanted to hit yourself for thinking about it.

“So ex boyfriend huh?” The words rang through your ears, bringing you back to reality as you turned to see him sitting on the couch, now fully clothed as you nodded at him, slowly walking back in.

“Yeah he was kind of an asshole. I met him through Dave which automatically was a terrible idea as most people Dave knows are-”

“Actors?” Joe interrupted as you nodded, finding a place on the couch next to him. “Gee.. I’m sorry you don’t deserve that.”

You gave him a small shrug before he shook his head, “No I’m serious. You’re very kind and well..very beautiful as well. Any man would be lucky to have you.”

His cheeks had a small rise of color to them as he called you beautiful, and you were sure that yours had it too. You looked at him before smiling, “Thank you..”

There was a small moment of silence between the two of you before you spoke up, “So..is there a special lady in your life?”

Joe laughed slightly before shaking his head, “Not anymore. I was engaged but once I decided not to go back to Utah. Lisa missed her family too much and it just didn’t work out. Plus she said I was starting to lose my way from the lord.”

You raised an eyebrow at that last part, “Well considering you spent hours basically reading to me from the book, I disagree with her statement.”

He shrugged at your response before looking down at his lap, “I think she’s right. I mean yes I still follow the lord but I’ve done some things that are against the lord’s will and nothing will change that. Or fix it.”

His words were soft as you scooted closer to him, resting your hand lightly on his before speaking again, “You know Joe..Dave’s told me about you and you seem like an amazing person. And who knows maybe that’s why you’re here so you can learn your own way and that’s what the lord wants..”

You weren’t sure if your words were helping, because after all he was a Mormon and unlike talking to a Christian or something, their religion seemed to be much more strict.

It wasn’t until he looked at you, his blue eyes looking into yours that you felt like you may have said the right thing as he grinned softly, “I hope you’re right..”

You couldn’t help yourself as the two of you stared at one another, taking in his small features as your heart started to raise again. And then almost as if an energy drew you in, you put your lips to his. Kissing him with such softness and tenderness, like you were scared of hurting him before he pulled away, his eyes wide.

“Oh my..Joe I’m sorry I don’t know what came over me..”

“N-No it’s okay..I um..I liked it?”

You looked at him with curiosity, “You..liked it?”

He nodded softly, almost like he was full of shame for enjoying something, “I did..it was nice. Nobody has ever kissed me like that before.”

“But Joe, you had a fiancé?”

He shrugged, “Lisa didn’t kiss much. And when I made Orgazmo there was so much tongue.”

You giggled slightly at his statement before speaking before your brain could stop you, “Do you want to do it again?”

“C-Can we?”

That’s all you needed before your hand caressed his cheek, pulling his lips into yours. Feeling him hesitant before he kissed back, his lips molding into yours. His hand hesitantly caressed your face, a small tremor to his movement as he did.

His thumb rested on your cheek as he cupped your face, pulling you closer the longer the kiss went on and the more his tremor faded. Your tongue grazed against his lips, asking for more of him, as he parted his mouth more you slipped in. The taste of lemon lime soda hit your taste buds as your tongue roamed his mouth, gently wrestling with his.

Your hands found their way to the loose fitting tee he was borrowing as you pulled away, his eyes looking into yours with a hypnotic haze. His lips were already growing plump and dark pink from being attached to your own.

“You’re so beautiful..” The words came from him in barely as whisper as he looked at you. His eyes slowly trailed down, looking at your fingers rubbing on another through the fabric of the shirt as his breathing got soft before his eyes returned to yours. “I don’t know what the lord would think about this..”

“What do you think about this Joe?” Your words were soft, wanting his thoughts without fear of religion reigning over him.

He looked at you, “I think you’re the most beautiful person in the world and I feel different being here with you.” He spoke as his thumb stroked your cheek gently. His eyes continued looking into yours as he hesitated to speak, “And I want to experience new things with you. Even if it’s wrong. Because you make it feel right.”

With those words, he leaned in this time, taking his chance as he put his lips to yours, his hand moving from your face to your hips where he pulled you closer. From there you took the leap, pulling his shirt up as you pulled away for a moment to lift it over his head before you put your lips back to his.

His hands fumbled with your own shirt before you placed your hands over his, guiding him. The intimacy grew between the two of you as you continued pulling off one another’s clothes, his hands shaking as he tugged away at yours.

“Are you sure you want this?” Your words were soft as you spoke, looking at him while your fingers grazed the hem of the white shorts accustomed to Mormon underwear. Your words earned a slow nod from him. Even though the shorts were almost baggy on him, the hardened length underneath was prominent as you pulled them off, allowing his cock to spring free as he let out a small gasp from the cold air.

Your hand ran down his stomach, wrapping your fingers around the base as he took in a sharp gasp, shuddering while his hips bucked against your hand.

“Never been touched like this before have you?” Your words cooed at him as you swiped the precum leaking from the tip with your thumb before stroking him slowly, letting him ease into the new feeling.

He shook his head as he let out a low moan, his breathing increasing as he bucked his hips against your hand. You moved your free hand to his hip, applying just enough pressure to pin him to the couch as you continued sitting next to him.

“Lean back for me Joe.” You continued to speak softly as he leaned back against the cushion on the back of the couch, his hands holding onto the cushion below him as he did so. You leaned back with him, your hand speed increasing slightly as you pulled your hand from his hip, moving it to stroke his hair as your other hand continued pumping his aching shaft.

Words of praise escaped from your mouth as you whispered into his ear, leaving gentle kisses on his neck in between the praising.

“You’re doing so good..” Lips on his neck. “Mmhmm just like that..” Lips on his neck again. “That’s it..”

Whines escaped from him as he bucked his hips against your hand, his breathing growing heavier while his eyes snapped shut. “I-I feel..”

“It’s okay..that’s good. Let it go..” You told him as you nibbled at his earlobes before he bucked his hips more, his knuckles went white from his grip on the couch before the substance spewed from his red tip, running down the sides and over your hand.

His breathing continued to stay at a heavy pace, taking in deep breaths as he practically shook underneath you.

Your hand continued stroking him as he whined underneath you, before you looked down at his cock, the liquid finally coming to a stop as he finished. Your mouth practically drooling over the sight as you moved your other hand from his hair, slinking your way down his body as you gave his tip a gentle kiss.

Joe let in a sharp inhale as you did, before you glanced up and he looked at you, his cheeks flushed a dark pink. “I-It’s sensitive..” His voice was hoarse as he spoke and you nodded.

“I know..but I just want a taste…Can I?” Your voice cooed up at him as he nodded slowly before you licked a stripe of the dripping cum from the side of his length as his fist clenched the couch again.

You let out a small hum before wrapping your lips around his tip, causing him to buck his hips slightly, allowing him to slip in, hitting the back of your throat as you gagged against his length.

“Oh my goodness I’m sorry.. I just..hmmm..” Joe’s words were cut off as you swirl your tongue around his length, his eyes rolling back while he whined.

You felt yourself grow more turned on as he whined and thrusted into your mouth while you continued sucking him off. His tip rapidly hit the back of your throat while he whined. His hand finding the back of your head as he gripped your hair tightly.

“I-It’s too much..” He whined out, tears brimming his eyes as he moaned out shortly after. You looked up at him blinking away the tears forming in your own eyes.

You pulled your mouth away, your hand continuing to stroke his cock as you looked into his tear brimmed eyes. “Come on Joe. You can do it. For me?”

He looked into your eyes as he nodded, biting his bottom lip through the feeling over overstimulation. His hips twitched as he moved against your hand. You couldn’t help but wanted to see Joe come a second time.

A moan escaped from Joe as he practically shook underneath you, “I-I feel it again.” His eyes screwed shut as he rutted against your hand once more.

“Come for me Joe. You can do it.” You spoke to him before wrapping your mouth around his cock once more, sucking on the tip as he arched his back against the back of the couch.

You wanted to taste Joe as he came into your mouth this time, not just licking up the mess. He writhed beneath you as he cried out, a mixture of pleasure and pain coming from him. His voice begging you to stop, but to continue in the same breath. Your hands stroked at the remaining length that wasn’t in your mouth as you felt his hips stutter as his body tensed up.

He moaned out your name as he came, the fluids shooting to the back of your throat as he did. The taste ran down your throat as you milked him of his cum completely. His hand trembled on the back of your head as he continued holding onto your hair. The sounds of soft whines escaping from him as your tongue licked him clean.

You pulled away from him, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand as you looked back at him. His cheeks stained from tears as you reached your hand up, wiping them away while he looked at you.

“I’m a bad Mormon..”

[mangionebabymama]

Only halfway through the work week and I’m already tired 😅 and I’m not sure if I sent this before but here goes…

I’ve been having the most sensual dreams about Luigi as of late, but this one’s been on repeat for a little over a week now.

Picture it. We finally make it back home after a long, arduous workday and are eager to relax in each other’s arms. He draws a steaming bubble bath while I light some scented candles. A mutual shedding of clothes ensues and there I am, resting with my back against his chest as he regales me with sweet nothings and scrubs my stresses away. And of course, I return the favor…

Oh bestie, you got this!!!

And, you got any tips on having dreams? let a sister knowwwwww

But listen, any kind of reader x ____ bath imagery will forever and always do it for meeeeeeeee, fluff or smut

To hear those sweet nothings against your ear as he’s up and close to your neck, his lips just barely brushing against the delicate skin and his words breathing off of you. You’d have an understanding of what he’s saying, but at the same time, you don’t, and yet, you love to know more what he’s uttering on and on about. Both of his hands scrubbing your stresses away at the same level of care and efforts, where you want to return the favor and answer to his needs, the same way that he did for you.

[jadetheblueartist]

Been projecting myself into Percy Jackson lately so here’s a little doodle

After a little identity crisis, I think I’ve settled on being a daughter of Athena and legacy of Nemesis who eventually joins the hunters of Artemis. Super simple and straightforward hfjdjfjjdjdjdkd

Gonna yap I guess and treat her like an oc that’s just me bc it’s easier to approach that way

-so her name is Lea (short for Azalea but she rarely actually goes by that)

-so daughter of Athena right? Well the interesting thing about that is she’s sort of an anti-Athena kid? In that she sort of opposite to how the other kids are

For starters, she is not the leading or strategizing type. That stuff stresses her out too much (doesn’t mean she wouldn’t technically be good at it, she just be struggling). Her “strategizing” generally manifests in overthinking and thinking through every possible outcome and knowing how to be prepared for it.

She’s also very avoidant of the spotlight and doesn’t struggle with hubris. She’d much rather play a support role. While some credit for things would be nice, she definitely doesn’t want any extreme accolades.

Lastly, she’s quite the burnt out gifted kid. She used to read a bunch, but now she can’t force herself to do that. She’s a school hater and especially a math despiser. Her love for knowledge manifests in her random deep dives and hyperfixations on specific topics where she’s overcome with the desire to know absolutely everything about this one topic or she will explode.

-her Athena-y traits come through in other ways tho. For starters, she love the arts and especially loves weaving type things like crocheting, knitting, friendship bracelet making, etc. She also enjoys debate type conversations and making good points and just generally knowing stuff. She is very perfectionistic which causes her to have really high standards for herself and those around her which leads her to isolating more often than not. Like her mother, she’s not interested in romance; she’s much rather focus on her platonic relationships (they’re hard enough to keep up as is).

-she’s also a legacy of Nemesis (her dad is a child of Nemesis). This manifests mostly in a really intense need for fairness and justice and wanting to put arrogant people in their place. The fact that Athena is already a goddess of justice also just kinda amps this up a bunch.

-her fatal flaw is probably fear/low self-esteem tho her low self-esteem could be rooted in fear so you knowwwwww she’s got a bunch of fears and things that have a big impact on her so she has to be intentional about pushing past them otherwise it very well could be fatal

-she can communicate with owls and has an owl friend named Toast

-joins the hunters at 18 ish probably right about when she’s ready to move on from camp

Yeah that’s sort of what we got going and like I only doodled her hunter outfit so you know but I love this it’s so fun fjdjdjdjdjdjdfkspfi I just have to do all this official lore stuff in order for my brain to let me use her in my scenarios ^^ it’s weird man but idk i just work here

[yosajaeofficial]

Important Update

Wassup ya'll. I've been crazy busy with college and even more personal stuff hence why I haven't made an update ever since.... September.... Yikes- That's like.... 6 MONTHS BRUUUUUHHH

I'm gonna give a life update and then I will talk about the JMC and what's happening with it. Let's jump right into it ✨️🕺✨️

Life Update ✨️🦐✨️

It’s been a long time and my life has been way too chaotic for me to keep going with JMC updates. I’m busy with college and it’s not really in a university but a community college with an 100% acceptance rate so that totally won't affect my education or anything (/sar). 

I'm struggling and gripping for dear life for me to get through my first year of college like oh my god can I just graduate already for tolerating so many counselor appointments that lead up to nothing and dumbass people like let my girl (me) free 😭😭😭

Truthfully, the updates drained me and I couldn't keep up because of the shit that has been happening as of recently. 

So I stopped doing them and even avoided doing them because I didn't have anything prepared and was too scared to keep repeating myself, "College is getting to me" "I don't got time" "I still haven't done it yet but will soon" and all that jazz. 

I felt like a broken record and doing the updates made me delay the production too so I made the mistake of doing monthly updates without thinking of it all the way through. 

Then as of recently, anxiety has really eaten me up and now I realize that it's not healthy at all to have so much of it that it affects my literal hobbies.

There's no way I'm gonna be putting up with it any longer because it's also admittedly eaten me up to the extent that I couldn't work on the comic itself for a very long time until my lovely best friend kept supporting me to do so. 

I'm still in a rough patch due to personal reasons and right now my priorities are to get through college but also help do better with my anxiety so I can function like an actual human being. The comic isn't my number 1 priority as of now as I get my life together.

…

SO YEAH SPEAKING ABOUT THAT COMIC—

JMC Update ✨️🕺✨️

I took a lot of time to think about the story and reflect on what I wanted to do with it. My best friend and I talked about that and where my stance was with how the story was going. 

So they gave me loads of questions so we could try to get a revamped script of chapter 1 done but the convo was literally like:

"What do you want to happen?"

".....Uh-"

BRO I DIDNT EVEN KNOWWWWWW WHAT I WAS DOINGGGGG!!!

She then continued to ask me questions, like why was I hesitant? What's each character's arc? 

My point is that they asked me loads of questions and I couldn't ever give an actual answer to any of them because I just didn't think about those kinds of questions. Like I know the reason being that at least 50% or more was because of my anxiety but also my ass just didn't know what I wanted to do with the story forward.

Those days were a struggle and I'm very thankful for her being really patient with me with the story, she's the reason I didn't give up on it and made it another one of my cancelled/lost media ahh projects.

With that in mind, JMC isn't cancelled by any means and the comic is still going to happen but... the two of us decided that a good ol 'revamp to the whole comic was needed.

Where I will start all over and create the story from scratch.

So, all of my previous updates are not canon; there's going to be new content that will come out showing the official canon material later on as the story and our progress continue.

This revised version of the story is gonna finally bring out lots of my true visions I wanted to get out in the first place.

I wasn't able to do it back then because I'm still so new to making stories (and not cancelling them-) and also I struggled a lot with my own personal insecurities which made my story fall flat and feel like it's being held back. 

I also know that I'm a huge perfectionist which has been at a real disadvantage like aw hell nah there's no way I'm gonna release the story if my friend didn't tell me to fucking redo it-

The story itself is going to be redone but I also want to say that the name, "The Jayce Myles Comics" is also a more outdated name for the story, it doesn't have a new name yet and I'm going to be changing it when the time comes but idk stay tuned for that~ 

That idea also was pitched by my friend who thought that the name should also have a makeover since it's more outdated. I agreed since the story is doing a lot more than just showing shenanigans. I know that I haven't even started the story at all (lol skill issue on my end) but I'm really glad it's already been 2 years and I can't wait for more to come. 

For better to come.

I'm not giving monthly updates anymore and will give myself time to actually get through personal business before I could actually provide authentic updates. 

When I do come back with actual updates, they’re not gonna be like how they were before. They’re going to be more of me showing a sliver of progress (depending on how comfortable I am showing y'all) and then giving y'all that thumbs up that yes, I’m still alive and doing well with the comics. But that's it.

I'm still not sure what I'm gonna do social media wise because once again, college and personal shit. However, I will start spicing it up, trying new things and maybe show some more stuff just because (and also because I should show some stuff honestly-). 

Luckily, after this update goes up, I'm gonna be uploading a new voice skit! The voice skit was just for funsies but it finally is Jayce and Donnie related, idkkkk maybe you should check it outttt ooooooo~ 

You might get a small peek at what Jayce’s been looking like as of recently too~ (guys she's pretty...)

Anyways, that was all. Thank you for reading to the end and I appreciate your support for doing so. This story is going to happen...Or else my friend/assistant will get a hammer and make sure that I'm bonked multiple times that it leaves an indent on it- For now, I'm going to go on this semi hiatus where I'm not going to be uploading much but stuff here and there and this also will show y'all that I'm indeed still working on this rise comic. The master list is also going to be unpinned and this will take over for the time being, a new master list will be made soon but this post seems appropriate to take the pinned post for now. Stay tuned and mucho besitos~!

[smokescreenimusprime]

I saw you posted and all my feeling regarding this blog came right back hsidbduhrjr

Im defo doing a reading binge sometime soon.

Rn though, my biggest fav is early crash. What happens next? Does KOBD deflect to the bots way sooner? Do they just leave the cons and become neutrals who sometimes help the bots and possibly adopt the youngest member? I gotta knowwwwww

Also Ko would definitely teach Smokey about self-care. Like what's the best polish for his plating, how to get rid of stones and twigs from his seams, the best car washes around. He'd give our lil boi a whole essay.

W e l l :)

It takes a long time for them to decide. Of going back and forth, making plans and scrapping them, hushed whispers off the ship where they pray Soundwave won't hear

they're fairly confident that leaving the Decepticons is their best option, but there is of course the fear of what comes after. Earth is far from the safest place to be with all manner of dangers waiting around every corner. But Megatron's mental state is slipping by the day, Airachnid is in some ways worse than Starscream ever was, and it's only a matter of time before someone decides the pair have outlived their usefulness

(privately, Knockout is more worried about Breakdown than himself. He's a medic after all, despite his dubious credentials, and they're in short supply. Despite the threats, the damage to his paint job, even the occasional injuries, he doubts that unless pushed very far Megatron would have him killed

Breakdown on the other hand... Breakdown is just another warrior, simply a big mech with a big hammer, and Megatron's already made it obvious how much he truly values him)

still, they prepare as best they can. Their time on Earth, with Smokescreen specifically, gave them wiggle room to plan and have safe places. They've got a few caches of energon stored, enough to let them lay low for a while before needing to find more

they slip out quietly without any fanfare when things start to get hectic the day Megatron begins to lose himself to Unicron. When the planet is wracked with disaster after disaster since at this point, either the Autobots will fail and no matter where they go or what they do they'll be doomed, or they succeed and Megatron won't know until far too late what they've done

they stay largely underground after that, keeping their ears to the radio and stay quiet. They stay away from both sides and out of their business, just trying to survive

they do keep a close ear out for Smokescreen. Sightings, chatter, whatever, it's just nice having reminders that the kid is still out there kicking

they do join up with the Autobots eventually, though I'm not sure when or how. And a potential maybe is them teaming up with Starscream and drag him down a path of Maybe Not Redemption But Kinda Domestication

Smokescreen does get a very nice surprise of meeting them again, for once not on the opposite end of a blaster, and they manage to slide back into the routine they once had but all the more sweet since keeping the other at arms length is no longer needed

[moonshynecybin]

truly argentina 2018 so impossibly sexy. so evil so tragic so orpheus looking back at eurydice because he loves her even though it kills her. like it’s one thing for vale’s delusions and ego to victimize marc and that to be the terrible impetus for a divorce. that’s crazy already. that’s interesting that’s toxic that’s fun. ANOTHER. to expose MARC’s fatal flaw (the same oneeeeee) and have him run vale into the grass due to his OWN incredible boundless ego. thus destroying their relationship for a second time and this time possibly PERMANENTLY. vale was so annoyed by the tenacity of the press about their rivalry post sepang (your fault dude.) do you know how pissed he would have to be to take things that nuclear again. and STAY THERE ?? marc looking back instantly like before vale even hits the ground because he KNOWWWWWWS its over. leaving it out of his documentary because he knows damn well that one is on him. truly a couple defined by how they react when they lose (BADLY !). hot 2 me.

[gritpyre]

YOU KNOW WHAT IT ISSSSSSSS

Holy shitttttt this episode was all that I ever wanted and more

My precious little princess Karen page is finally here I yelled when she appeared I love her so much I hope she gets to murder people in s2

Words can't convey how much I missed her 😭😭 though I had an inkling she was gonna call frank to go help matt because she trusts him a lot and she knew matt's idiot ass wasn't gonna seek help on his own!!!! I love how she and matt are rekindling their friendship I could really tell they still mean the world to each other and I know, I knowwwwww they're gonna play the love triangle between her and frank and matt and my aro ass is already tired but there's nothing I can't queerplatonic realtionshipfy 😤

I really don't care about endgame couples all I ask is for karen and matt to continue being important and meaningful to each other just like foggy was with both of them!!

HAVING SAID THAT I think vanessa and fisk are iconic as fuck, having dinner in your underground dungeon where your husband kept and tortured your affair and then you killed him???? Oh I have no choice but to stan 😩😩

Plus I much prefer them being an evil couple together than having vanessa be the pure innocent wife that disapproves of fisk's actions, that would've been so boring I'm here to see evil women commit heinous acts and get away with them!!!!

It does feel obvious though with the cliffhanger that this was supposed to be a longer season that got cut in half but honestly I'd rather them take their time with the production of the following episodes so they maintain the quality and edge of eps 8 and 9 - it does make me sad that we could've had an entire season of the new crew's vision had marvel gotten their shit together earlier but it is what it is, at least they got there in the end!

I'm gonna treat myself to binge watch the entire season during the weekend let's fucking goooooo

[midnight--sadness]

Okay so I have these two aus, both inspired by my ocs.

The first one is what I call the Freefall AU. Basically Gi-hun is the "daughter" of an elite businessman, set to be married off to Sang-woo, the son of a prestigious CEO. Also happens to be Gi-hun's best friend and in love with him. Gi-hun then proceeds to "disappear," but he actually runs away since he knows his father will never accept him as trans, and also he really doesn't want to get married to Sang-woo. Anyways, Gi-hun enters the world of crime and shit, where his first encounter is with some random ass short male that can't pick a struggle. (*cough cough* In-ho, a major crime boss *cough cough*) He basically stops In-ho from killing some bad people, bc he's pro-life or whatever, and this results in In-ho becoming majorly obsessed with Gi-hun. He really wants that cookie, huh Flash-forward a couple of years, Gi-hun evolves like a freaking pokemon into this really sexy vigilante, who literally everyone loves, bc even though he knows how to kill you in 51 different ways using a needle, he's a really nice person who will return your stolen purse. Also both Sang-woo and In-ho are after his ass Also In-ho hired a henchman that goes by the alias The Salesman, to find Gi-hun. Salesman did find Gi-hun, they just happened to have a little bit of fun if you know what I mean 😏 Now the Salesman is also after Gi-hun's ass Sigh, men really just can't let go of that gihussy Then Gi-hun runs into this really nice police officer, who is currently trying to figure out where the hell his brother disappeared off to like 210942190428149021410241920 years back (I'm lying In-ho isn't that old. I think.) They hit it off, and basically Junhun happens. Yeah this is a Junhun endgame AU you can't stop me. Well I mean, Jun-ho does eventually reunite with In-ho, and well, brothers share everything, wink wink nudge nudge... (HAH HAH SANG-WOO AND SALESMAN, THAT'S RIGHT, YO ASSES AIN'T GETTING THAT COOKIE, IT'S GI-HUN AND THE HWANG BROTHERS ENDGAME) [Bonus points if Gi-hun ends up pregnant at the end of all this, but he doesn't know who's baby it is, bc oopsies he spread his legs for the whole triangle. still no Sang-woo, sorry boy, you are not getting that cookie this time. if only you didn't take those marbles...]

It's not a very well thought out AU so far, as I still need to figure out what happens to Gi-hun's father first of all, but I do like it a lot Ok I said I had two others AU, but I fear I already yapped enough on this one ask 😭 Do you mind if I yap about the two AUs in two other asks-? (I fear I love my AUs)

-✨ (if that's not already an emoji used)

hi!! 💖 that emoji is free and it now belongs to you!!!

you can yap abt anything and everything here!!! 🙏 i love it when someone is excited abt something they created!!

THIS AU ANON OMG I'M IN LOVE 💖💖😩😩😩

"some random ass short male that can't pick a struggle" is now my fav way of describing inho omg 😭😭

i love the junhun endgame and inho becoming obssessed and them sharing gihun and the salesman not letting that cookie go.....

gihun not knowing who the father is 🙄 but knowing for sure that it isn't sangwoo 😭

PLEASE SEND THE OTHER AUS I WANNA KNOWWWWWW 💞

[halestrom]

Please bitch about big bang because I know you want to.

LISTEN YOU ALREADY KNOWWW but also. this is like 90% your fault i say lovingly because it always is and i LOVE YOU FOR IT, but me throwing out something random and you reply and then oh wow. all of a sudden it all clicks in my brain and now im almost 600k into top gun fanfiction and i can trace 90% of them back to you. (thank u i love U) (and 1200 word into this fic just from today alone)

and this one? RTHIS ONE? WITH THE BLOG? THAT I KEEP READING and you knowwwwww the music i have been obsessed with today and all i can do is think about it and the love and determination and the akljlsdjk. everything. but also.

its gonna be like 40k. i need to accept this. im aiming for 25. but goddamn it.

[shreddeddescent]

hhhhhhhhh how did we get here?

conversation with myself that happened over weeks 6 months ago: 'what if u wrote the fucked up thing youre implying' 'i dont think thats a good idea' 'just get it out of your system for yourself' 'hhhhh yeah ok just to get it out but it wont end up WORKING obviously' 'ok but what if it DID work' 'mmmm ok but then itll just be that they take care of it afterwards' 'for sure for sure' 'how would they even do that though' 'well you already put big mama in here maybe she can be that character' 'oh dope haha that means we can hidden city it up' 'yeah too bad this is just for you and youre not sharing this' 'lmao i knowwwwww i guess i can be vague and post the juicy stuff tho' 'HOLD ON consider: u made them go to big mama and the one thing we know she did was hide a turtle sibling from them' 'what are you-- SHIT....... YEAH?' 'YEAH....... FUCK.' '......i cant keep this to myself at all can i' 'nope'

arbitrarily said 3 eggs in the middle of this conversation. then afterwards placed all extra turtle names onto them (along w raph's system) and now we're here. unbelievable. much of this au just kinda... became fully formed in my brain too perfectly. and now its all of you guys' problem too. SORRY.

[kangals]

why is kep so big already!!!! illegal!!! do you know if hes already mostly done growing/ how much bigger will he get based on his parents' sizes?

i knowwwwww 😭 i cant believe he used to be so small and round and now he's already bigger than stellina! like 3 different people in the past week have commented that "he doesn't look like a puppy anymore, he's a dog now" and it makes me proud but also a bit sad lol. (though of course in a few years i'll see pics of him at this age and think 'what the fuck he's still a baby here')

he's definitely not done growing yet, but idk exactly how big he'll get! there's a few different formulas people swear by for calculating weight, and those give me a range of anywhere from like 55lbs to 85lbs. i didn't get to meet his parents but from what i've read of his critiques his dad was a fairly stocky, dense dog. kep's breeder told me that kep "has good bone" (aka was also a stocky, dense puppy) and she estimated he'd be around 70-75lb full grown. i personally suspect he'll end up more in the 60-65lb range, but i may be wrong! i need to weigh him soon but i think he's somewhere in the low 40s currently at 5.5 months.

stellina stopped growing more or less exactly at 6 months haha but she's very petite + female, so idk how different the kep growth projection will look in comparison.

[jazeswhbhaven]

ASTRA NOOOOOOOOO

I FEEL LIKE LEVI KEPT THAT INFO THAT HE COULD GET PREGNANT FROM ASTRA ON PURPOSE

The angst for sure hurt and ouchie-

Did Astra do it on purpose or did she not know at all? And did Levi do it on purpose?

Also how do the twins react to their mom leaving😭

Also double ouchie thought, Astra leaving for earth and by the time the Satan and Mammon go to talk with her, since she’s on earth and human, she’s already passed on because Hell and Earth time are different😢

Also Mammon’s words hurt a lot(in a good angsty way) because he gave himself to us and well, AAAAAAAAA

Anyways wonderful fic and pls lemme know what you think happens after she leaves for earth

I KNOWWWWWW IM SORRRYYYYYY 😭😭

Well I can answer all of this for you~

Astra truly did not know Levi could get pregnant by her. She never really asked in depth how that works for him and if it's only devils who could get him knocked up. Levi however....did in fact do it on purpose. It was to be petty essentially because Cain spends a lot of time in Gehenna now since the twins arrived.

The twins btw, are still very young in devil age, so their mama leaving hasn't really processed. They have their big brother, and their papa's. In their eyes she will be back and just went somewhere for "little bit"

NOW NOW NOW the possibility of Astra being old by the time Satan goes to Earth to actually get her....is very high. However, for this AU I've made it to where after Satan has his "talk" with Levi, he stops being pissed about it and goes after her in about a week's time which on Earth is a month or so. Mammon said what he said, and inside he's hurting more than what he leads on but doesn't know to process it correctly. Truly, he didn't want Astra to leave but he thought it would be best for the time being since Satan was so pissed that he didn't care if she stayed or not. Plus, Mammon has doubts sometimes that he's enough for Astra. He'd do anything for her, even if it means having her go back to Minhyeok.

WHICH btw in that month's span of Astra returning, her and Minhyeok finally talk about their feelings and where they stand. She reveals what's happened to her this entire time, the twins, and everything else. Minhyeok having to take all of it and process this, he seems at a loss. He wanted a family with Astra but she has one elsewhere. It's then that he becomes a bit distant with her, but at the same time he's always hovering around her. They do bang each other for the first time that isn't heavy petting or making out and boy does it bring a lot of things to light for Astra.

A- the connection during the sex was just as intense as it is with Satan and Mammon B- Minhyeok is way more skilled than she thought he'd be for this being his first time C- Although the connection was the same, it still just can't hit just like it does with the devils. She's spoiled 😔