#BUT YOU

[labyrynth]

i am begging all “x reader” writers to use a universal tag.

as in, a tag that is not specific to a single fandom or, god forbid, a single character within that fandom.

that could be “x reader” or “character x reader” or “reader insert” or something else entirely

i am glad you are having fun! it is unfortunately Not My Thing, however, and i would really like to be able to traverse the main tags without having to manually blacklist every possible iteration of [character] x reader just to avoid it

[dragonagetakes]

cullen and varric have 100% kissed. do i have evidence? yes the long boat ride from kirkwall to ferleden. stranger things have happened in the dark.

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[wiirocku]

Psalm 73:25 (NKJV) - Whom have I in heaven but You? And there is none upon earth that I desire besides You.

[downfalldestiny]

No one to save me but you 🔥 !.

[cherryysocks]

living in the midwest kinda sucks ngl 

[topazshadowwolf]

I don’t have any headcanons for regular gang right now, but do have one for gooptale gang. If that okay.

Uncle Dream surprises them by dressing up like Santa.

Nightmare had to admit it. It suited Dream. Spreading Christmas cheer was the sort of thing the golden skeleton was born to do. So, it just looked right on him, the red outfit, trimmed in white. The beard looked weird, though... But that's about the only thing that didn't look right on Dream. And it did mask who he was, for the most part.

Honestly, the outfit would look better with some golden designs embroidered eloquently on it. Nothing too much to avoid garishness, but just a nice touch. A classy touch without being tacky. But no, Dream wanted to keep it simple, and humble. This was meant for the kids, to make them happy, not show off.

If Santa ever decided to retire... well, Dream would be perfect for the job.

"HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Dream boomed in a joy-filled voice as he burst into the room the boys were in with Lyra.

The happy smiles, excited squeals, and bright eyelights only made Dream smile more. Cross and Killer ran over, Horror following a few steps behind. Even Dust, who is normally shy around strangers, knew the figure Dream was representing and got caught up in the excitement with wide eyelights and stood there as if looking at a celebrity. And Dream was enjoying every moment of it... and... as disgusted as Nightmare should be with all the positive emotions in the air, almost suffocatingly thick, he couldn't be. He walked in behind his brother and smiled, "Look who I found."

"I thought I would stop by, and Mr. Night was kind enough to let me in the front door! For once, I didn't have to climb down any chimneys!" Dream said as he picked up Cross, holding him in his arms with a grin before looking down at the others. "I figured we could have a little chat! Then you could give me your letters in person. You have them written, right?"

Killer gasped, "we just finished!"

"mommy was helping us write them!" Cross said, wiggling Dream's arms.

"That is wonderful!" Dream said, then set Cross down. "I am certain she made sure ever 'I' is dotted and every 'T' is crossed. Is that correct?"

"Yes, I did, Santa," Lyra said with a smile.

Dream nodded and turned back to the children, "Excellent! Now, I am going to take a seat over there. You get your letters, and come join me and tell me how your year has been."

"Come here, boys, the wax is ready. Pick out your stamps, and we will get these letters sealed for Santa," Lyra said, calling them back over to her.

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The boys were overjoyed by this. And Dream is more than happy to play the role. The kids do express their sadness that Dream never seems to be around when Santa is, as they know they would be best buddies. Each time, once their visit from Santa is over, he gives them a candy cane, new appropriate-sized mitts and hats, and a big hug.

As the boys get older and figure it out, they don't tell the younger ones. After all, this is one of their favorite holiday traditions.

[rowanthestrange]

Hi, don’t do this. Don’t write the 14 smut with no pronouns. A paragraph is taking me ten minutes to reword it without a his or himself. Use he/him, use they, use neopronouns, █e/h██, but don’t do this. All smut is, is Person verbing pronoun bodypart adjectively.

[mahmod-elmogazy87]

هتفضل تضحك على نفسك كتير وتقول بحب الوحدة، وأنت هتموت وتترمي في حضن حد وتعيط😥

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[catastrxblues]

i hate group assignments so much oh my god

[sairceketli]

The wilted edge of a lonesome mattress

[psalm40speakstome]

🎵 “How long do I have with my dance partner this time.” 🎶

Me:

[9w1ft]

There's TikTok 'figured out' upside down phone during midnight mayhem means.. another clowning that Taylor gonna drop her remastered that day.. Who's gonna tell her lol

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8bb21w5/

Anw I hope Taylor didn't drop any Taylor's version on August 3rd cause later swiffers gonna go "oh she always drop things during her enemies birthday" 🙄 except if she's gonna drop a new gay af song then that's fine.. i also accept Need or any songs from Lover Vault 🤭

i wouldn’t be opposed to taylor singing Speak Now as secret song on august 3rd 🥴

[separatist-apologist]

Praying you're about to enter your Rowaelin era and give us some of the most disgusting filth we've ever seen

Don't encourage me

[pirunika]

i need to bite the bullet and find a job i actually like and possible accept that i cant do the too social shit without feeling like Shit

[koushuwu]

someone should write a fic where player!eren thinks he has the upper hand, and that he’s making reader fall for him, only for the trap to snap shot when they do have sex and reader just goes to leave and eren is then left pining after reader, who actually had the upper hand all along. someone needs to write that, but it sure as hell ain’t going to be me