#there is no god

[geomimetry]

suggestive monster stuff under the cut

i havent posted art in almost a year and this is what i decide to break the ice with hi

go big or go home amirite

[7er1ch0]

ya'll bitches happy now

I'm ashamed at how proud I am of this piece.

[moonbean117]

[atheistinacatholicschool]

Religion is just a socially acceptable cult

[cliowo]

“Are you still into me?”

You ask, and I'm at a loss for words again. Because no, I am not "into you." You are neither my saviour nor my life's purpose, and you are not the perfect unblemished person of my prideful veneration. You are my anchor when I'm stranded in the middle of the sea, but you are also a hurricane, making me question my centre of gravity on the earth’s spinning axis. You are the bullet I hope will never be used, and I am the sword you aim at your own heart. But I know you, too. If I put it to you this way, perhaps you'll only glean the surface of what I'm trying to say. I know you would spend the rest of your life learning to read between my lines, but I am capable of learning too. So I'll put it to you in a way you understand best, and lean in close to kiss you.

[missygoesmeow]

just saw the wuthering heights cast announcement and took psychic damage (critical hit)

[necrotic-scum]

i really have nothing to say, simply this image to share on this beautiful Thursday afternoon

[quackquackquackin]

Update on the adhd and anxiety, it’s still called the “holy shit” but its also gonna be anxiHD (so creative teehee

I’ve created a cub version of it, it is born from pure STRESS and the energy makes it this fuzzy little shit

[feryl-the-clown]

There is no God here, I am God now.

[jo-io]

im ugly crying over this cat

[lavenderrosu]

I have funny joke:

I tried planting some lavenders. I think I killed ur offspring, sorry...

[bittlebarnes]

Watching Mal lower herself to chase Yoly was so embarrassing. Like, ma'am, stand up.

She's so unbelievably toxic, Mal, RUN.

[atheistinacatholicschool]

Christians: why aren’t there as many Christians anymore! Anyone can be Christian!

Also christians: you’re doing it wrong 🤬 you’re going to hell because you didn’t do this exactly how you’re supposed to 🤬

[forever-stuck-on-java-8]

IT Horror Story

So I haven't been tumblin' recently because work is busy. Doing beta test of a big new feature and then out of nowhere, I get pulled into an all hands on deck meeting with IT, DEV, and Conversions. Turns out IT learned that the most recent acquisition has 23,000+ UNIQUE mySQL instances!! one for each customer.

I was beyond flabbergasted. Like how do you run a business like that?(probably why they were acquired ngl.) IT was begging for us to help brainstorm how to convert this mess but I don't know how to help them. No one had any good ideas either so IT is going to investigate more at come back with more data. Please pray for their souls (and potentially my future workload).

[neptune-scythe]

I am written by a feral teenage girl and I would like to have some words with her.

The foreshadowing is cool and all that, but can we tone down the angst and whump a bit please and thank you. Maybe put in a fun filler chapter with a silly lil adventure.

And if we're being honest it's a little repetitive, gotta quit using the same trope over and over again

And can we speed up the payoff of all the descent to villainy foreshadowing ... Maybe add in an unhinged madman arc?

And next time you put in some fluff maybe make it last thanks.

Sincerely,

Your suffering blorbo