#BUT HE DOESN'T
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Pest control Danny
So Danny is Damian's twin and like the usual jazz. YOU ARE ALIVE?. HAHA NO.
So batfam noticed something. When Danny thinks no one is looking he is muttering die pests and stomping his foot and in general trying to kill something
Alfred thinks Danny saw pests and does not hesitate.
Anyway like a few months later world is in danger yada yada and they need the help of a minor demon, who literally stole the key they need and they need to trade for it.
And the encounter goes like this.
Constantine: we are dealing with a minor demon, don't lower your guard just because it's a lower demon. It managed to steal the key.
Bat: hn
So Constantine summons the demon and the demon gets summoned
Demon:well well-
Danny:ITS YOU!
Demon: huh? Yes-
Danny:NOT YOU, YOUHAVE YOU BEEN THE ONE BRINGING PESTS INNNN THE HOUSE? Ugh later ILL TALK TO YOU LATER need to get rid of this
Batfam : wait a min-
Danny straight up lunges at the demon breaking the circle in the process and no longer trapping it but still Danny grabs it by the legs as it was trying to escape and he just literally kills it.
John Constantine slowly backing away : uhh we needed a . . . thing from that . . ."
Danny: I'll get that key for you, but for the love of the ancients stop summoning things . Gotham is arleady cursed enough as it is
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#is this done yet?#dc x dp#so danny saw his brother and just decided that he'll get rid of all the curses.#like it was an infestation#similar to roaches in a house of a hoarder#danny really wants to ask where the heck did they manage to get the curses#but he doesn't#to keep up the human act#cursed look like roaches to him#acts like one too#really hard to get rid of#demons are like really big roaches#and he got really angry#like imagine if some sad trenchcoat man tries to unleash one of the most fattest juiciest cockroach jnto your kithen#ghostreblogging
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I'M GONNA SCREAM THIS CAUSE I DON'T THINK ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE LISTENING. YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF KATNISS DIDN'T HAVE ANY ACTUAL FEELINGS FOR PEETA IF HIS DEATH WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SOMETHING EXTREMELY PERSONAL FOR HER SHE WOULD'VE JUST LEFT HIM TO BLEED OUT IN THE FIRST GAMES. IT WASN'T (JUST) ABOUT DOING THE "RIGHT" THING AND BEING HUMAN AND NOT KILLING HER DISTRICT PARTNER. HE WAS ALREADY DEAD. IT WAS ABOUT WHO HE WAS TO HER. THE BOY WITH THE BREAD. SOMEONE SHE WAS STARTING TO LOVE.
#like just think for a second#she was gonna eat those berries#and die#and leave prim#!!!#she wouldn't do that for just anyone#NO ONE WOULD#obviously peeta is ready to sacrifice himself for her too#and i believe he would've choosen her too if he had someone waiting for him#BUT HE DOESN'T#thg#everlark
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TUE timeline but instead of the plot we get in the show, "Dark Danny" is just a 24yo version of danny that smokes and drinks and hates everything. (understandable).
IDK how Vlad would develope as a dad in 10years but i know he's bad at it. Danny being this self destructive at 24 either means he's in direct contact with Vlad still and he's terrible or Vlad's honestly mellowed out but they're not on speaking terms. or someting..... idk.
mostly thinking about this because messed up adult danny who smokes beamed itself into my brain. leather jacket and mean and even if he grew up with a baby face they don't card him at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left his eyes, etc. that type of deal.
idk how that version of TUE could be plot relevant though, except some kind of "finding yourself" journey for "current" Kid!Danny to go on but that would be fucked up. a younger version of you gets sent to you as a "what not to become" case and your literally just existing, maybe committing crimes, but mostly just there.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dark danny#tue#the ultimate enemy#vlad masters#danny phantom the ultimate enemy#maybe he's addicted to other drugs too!#but then there's the thought that drugs might not have the usual affect on him due to halfa biology#but that's applicable to nicotine and alcohol so i can do what i want#Dark Danny but the dark part remains more focused on the fact he lost everyone he loved#rather than becoming superpower evil in some convoluted way that makes him want to blow the world up#i think this version would also want to blow the world up but he still doesn't want to actually hurt people he doesn't know that bad#because with the abilities danny has he could#he has little reason not to now#but he doesn't#SELF DESTRUCTION INSTEAD!!!!!#nevermind my insane rambling#imagine you find an alternate future version of you that's epic as hell but only because he has HELLA issues#would you feel bad that he's like that or excited that he's cool as fuck?
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I see there's posts floating around directly and blatantly arguing against mine (same wording) by completely misunderstanding what I said. I'm fucking BACK, babey. Should've bought some hay-scented fragrance while I was at Sephora today, because I am once again your strawman!
#yes Lucanis has been told what he's going to do with his life for his entire life and has not been able to make a lot of choices for himself#this has no bearing on how he has no moral issue with killing people for money#which is what I was saying: he has no moral issue with killing people for money and some of you are clearly uncomfortable with that#because you're bending over backward to insist that he does actually deep inside have an issue with being a contract killer#when it is INCREDIBLY clear and he discusses this multiple times that he does not have any issue with being paid to stab people to death#I can't even discuss other aspects of Lucanis because you're all so unwilling to accept the specific point I'm making#which is that the text makes it incredibly clear that Lucanis does not have any issue with being killer for hire#he has no issue with the “killing people as a profession that he engages in”#he flat out dismisses the idea that there is any moral issue to be had when Emmrich and Davrin ask him about it#you all want him to have a moral issue with the core premise of “killing people” because you struggle with the idea he does not have one#because you're all very convinced that if he chose for himself that he would choose to have an issue with murder#but he doesn't#when he engages in what you consider “making it more palpable” to him it is actually not related to the murder at all#in fact the things he does extra isn't even un-Crow-like necessarily—it's just making things more complicated and less efficient#by avoiding doing things that are not part of the contract and thus aren't necessary to do even if it would make it easier#it is still not an issue with performing murders for money!#I know I'm repeating myself a lot here but people really are doing Olympic floor gymnastics routines to avoid what I'm trying to say#which is that the text is very clear Lucanis does not have a moral issue with the part of his job where he is hired to kill people#(also to that refutation asserting that Lucanis's “enjoyment” is derived from going after objectively bad people#how did you miss the part where Lucanis HATES it when people say that when THEY kill it's Noble And Good only)#(Also his contracts are not strictly Venatori. He has a specialty but he very much states he has non-Venatori and non-mage contracts)#DATV things#anyway I should write a follow-up post
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There is no debt. There's just a promise he made to save his sister's life. And what would it say about his opinion of that life if he was willing to break that promise?
#critical role#cr spoilers#I truly believe that if he told the Raven Queen he was tired‚ done and wanted to sleep‚ she would release him#But he doesn't#Because he made a promise
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So at the end of S2E3 when Stede is trying to bring Ed back to life, he's saying "come back to me" and all that stuff. But when he says "I'll never leave you again" and "You're safe" that's clearly in a different voice, right? There's nothing frantic about it, meaning it's a voice over? So it's not something Stede was actually saying to Ed but rather something Ed imagined Stede was saying? I'm not crazy here, right? Have people already talked about this and I just missed all the discourse?
#our flag means death#ofmd#our flag means gay#stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ofmd s2#i find this so interesting#because it's something we absolutely think stede would say out loud#but he doesn't#so ed is really projecting his deepest desires onto mermaid stede#stede's pounding his fists on ed's chest and desperately pleading with him#and ed's just hearing Stede very calmly be like#“i'm here now babe”#“babe”#“everything's okay babe”#“look at my sick mermaid tail babe”#“now give me my underwater smooches babe”
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ANDOR Best Line, Round One
"The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it." - Karis Nemik, ep. 5
vs.
"We've chosen a side. We're fighting against the dark. We're making something of our lives." - Vel Sartha, ep. 9
#andor#polls#karis nemik#vel sartha#andor best line#i had to listen 12 times because i've always thought he said 'oppression'#but he doesn't#and that bothers me#but it's fine
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@the-goose-ferret dared me
#voltron#vld#keith#keith as mer#mer!keith#my art#horned sea snake#and a#turtle head sea snake#yes he still likes reptiles#my hc stands#but he doesn't#he swims#should i make lance or allura?#i have ideas for both#fuck backgrounds#i'd rather go back to my childhood roots#i am afraid that he is not turtle friendly#close your eyes tortellini#those shoulder pads were not acquired ethically#kelp was jank#fixed it#you saw nothing
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I think it's worth noting here that although Kazuki got triggered by what happened to the umbrella and what could've happened to Miri, he doesn't lash out at her and yell at her or say mean stuff to her, or give her The Glareᵀᴹ and a cold shoulder.
It would be so easy to do that but he didn't. He instead comforts her, saying "these things happen, I'll get you an other umbrella".
I dunno but it says alot about him as a person.
#as someone who's mom would come back from work and just pour her frustrations out on us#whether it was our fault or not#i had a moment where i EXPECTED him to yell at Miri because that infact was a dangerous situation#but he doesn't#be cause shes a child and its never her intent to seriously hurt herself#also because if he had it would've been mainly because of his past#and he realizes Miri is not responsible for that#and it just speaks so well of him#i dunno Some thing Some thing Kazuki and emotional maturity#i hope this makes sense to yall#buddy daddies#episode 7#kazuki kurusu#unasaka miri
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orym of the air ashari - unnamed guard #2, subject, son, brother, husband, widower, friend
orym, who is so used to being in the background and serving the leader of his people that his personal losses seem trivial in comparison to the larger forces at play
orym, who keeps an iron grip on his suffering and his grief and does not give it air to breathe
orym, who would rather blend into the crowd than be a leader
orym, whose personal loss and tragedy is the best evidence that the potential, ambiguous end that the ruby vanguard pursues is absolutely not worth the means
#critical role#cr3#the bell's hells#cr spoilers#if orym was more used to being in the spotlight or putting himself first#he might be more vocal about the practical reasons why ludy and the vanguard are to be opposed#that there will be bloodshed in pursuit of a goal that is entirely unknown to even the primary instigator#but he doesn't#and the group forgets#and so the same conversation happens over and over again#orym of the air ashari
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awe jiang cheng laughing fondly when lan xichen says wei wuxian has the same personality as his mother :( for all jiang chengs flaws in how he treats wei wuxian, he does never Once hold his parentage against him even when it would be such an easy evolution from some of the things he blames wei wuxian for, and the environment he grew up in, and when they're teenagers he's always shown to be very sensitive towards any information about wei wuxian's parents/people treating him poorly because of who is parents are. it's just special to me :(
#like you always see him paying close attention when wwxs parents are brought up#and he gets So Offended when wen chaos gf who I don't remember the name of calls wwx a servant to the jiang sect#it would be so easy for jc who is so much like his mother#to hate wwx parents and blame wwx for that#but he doesn't#to be clear he's obviously insecure about the way jfm treats wwx and the complicated family dynamics surrounding that#but he never holds in against wwx#in a world of people holding wwxs parents against him#and a lifetime of jc holding everything against wwx#its just special to me that the two never collide#ghost posts#text#jc#lxc#wwx#cssr#yunmeng bros#cqltober lb
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Holy mother of size difference
Oh wow
#His hand is big enough to make a fist around your torso#He can use you like a fleshlight#His face#His tongue must be#I'm so weak in the knees#How is he so big#and that's with a human I can't begin to imagine the size difference with an elf or a dwarf#rip my romantic knight joan of arc you are getting pounded to heaven and back#his nose alone would be enough to#let me ride his face#also fuck off man leave my boon of Andraste sorry we can't all be God's favourite princess :/ stop being a jealous bitch hater#also just in case. I still would prefer not receiving asks for this game. Posting about it doesn't change that rule#I keep staring at the pic where he's holding the inquisitor's wrist with surprising delicacy#like he could crush the fragile thing. It is literally the size of a toothpick between his fingers#But he doesn't#You could barely wrap a whole fist around two of his fingers#Maybe three if you're lucky#i can't take this anymore#☆other fandoms#☆dragon age
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Tbh you make an amazing case for Gale not wanting to be a dad, tbh I didn't even remember those lines
thank you!
although i want to clarify that i'm not trying to make a case per se or convince anyone. i just like to look at canon and see the character we're working with, explore their themes, their connection to the world, their lore, their relationships, and so on. 🖤
it's not just one singular line imo for gale that i like to point to (though there are some) that indicates he doesn't have an interest in having children, but the larger context of his narrative, the characters around him and the clues we're given throughout the game.
#if he had shown an interest i would've accepted that too#but he doesn't#is what i'm trying to say#i just enjoy exploring characters that i like#ch: gale dekarios#vg: baldur's gate 3#series: baldur's gate#text: personal#text: asks#dad gale for ts
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anyway. just 2 say again but leland always has a gold chain with a cross from his mother around his neck with a little saint jude pendant.
#you know. for reasons#the necklace and the cross are very like... delicate. think he could have easily lost it during the events at the house#but he doesn't#though it does break sometimes in dire trajectories
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For your daily dose of rotty brains, I humbly submit this to the court. (5x02 - Haunted)
#derek morgan#david rossi#hotchgan#it's hotchgan though#they're just talking about hotch behind his back as they do#as they alllll do#criminal minds#screencaps#the look on derek's face is the key to this scene to this talk to this episode#to everything#he just wants to help and to protect hotch from himself#he could easily have made this about him in some way#the foyet arc is as much derek's as it is hotch's#but he doesn't#he's just worried
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shame that hamilton the musical isn't good. otherwise it'd be good
#yeah i finally watched hamilton 8 years late#maybe if lin manuel miranda's portrayal of hamilton had any of the qualities the lyrics he wrote say that hamilton has#but he doesn't#the rest of the cast completely outshine him#the most memorable parts are king george's#which is just sad
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