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First of all, I yell about a lot of random things so jot that down
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Blake Lively and her infant child contracting covid because Justin Baldoni deliberately withheld that she’d been exposed, I am sick to my stomach
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McLarenF1: It's that time of year...Dad joke central. 🤣🎄
#he does the proud arrogant neck tilt thing#that boys do when they’re flirting#Oscar down#fork found#etc#lando norris#formula 1#oscar piastri#landoscar
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Yeah I'm fine, thank for asking
#my absolute favorite#thing about them#is this bizarre and endlessly endearing phenomenon#of hand size difference#landoscar#lando norris#oscar piastri
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Watching Drive to Survive because of personal reasons but the McLaren episode is so funny because its everyone and their mother convinced Lando is going to leave McLaren and Lando fucking about on a golf course with Zak
#formula 1#lando norris#this is not a serious show#like at one point the card just says “THE RACE#sir???#miss maam????#what race 😭#drive to survive#Lando says maybe 5 complete sentences the whole episode btw#and don’t even like Oscar is BARELY in it#I did lose it when Lando says#oscars quite tall isn’t he#because boy stand up fr#but anyway this is my punishment for being hyperfixated this past year#or something of that sort#oscar piastri#mclaren
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Btw as I am actively trying to heal from my hyper-fixation, the universe is putting cars in front of me with this license plate
#formula 1#lando norris#f1#I’m like in a random city in America btw#also sorry for the blurry I was in fact driving#but how insane is this#the people ride for Lando Norris#as they should btw#I wonder if he knows people do this#or if he’s involved with like a promo thing#or it’s just a random super fan#idk#but anyway#winter break 2024
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I screamed out loud what the fuck what the fuck
#HELP#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#I’ll be in my room thinking about this FOREVER#STRIP POKER????????#on a pj as well#kinda insanely hot
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#so wild that he went#814#and not 481#as is more common#stay gay kids#landoscar#lando norris#oscar piastri#formula 1#fia gala 2024
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Hand size difference Lando and Oscar
#things you would NEVER guess based off their hand size difference#which one is australian#who is taller / generally bigger#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar
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#why is every single picture of them sooooo#you know?#it's too much#I am constantly in pain#what is this phenomenon#this papayanomenom#if you will#need to study this under a microscope
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Lando and Penelope being best friends sounds like something out of fan fiction but it's 100% true. They really grew up together 🥲
Like something something championship rivalry, blah blah norstappen divorce but Max really spent the season defending Lando and their friendship above all else, to the point his "bonus" child clings to Lando because she feels so safe around him, pls don't tell me Max hasn't taken alll the wounds of his childhood and turned into something golden for this little girl.
#formula 1#lando norris#max verstappen#norstappen#like MV realllllllllllllly said I am the eldest daughter and I will be breaking the generational trauma for my bloodline#golden boy#and dont even get me started on Lando#our resident arrogant dude bro pal dickhead#who literally is one of the only other driver's that this kid interacts with#they're building a family in monaco#a town littered with bitterness and friends turned enemies#these two really said we're going to live our childhood dreams#and it will be hard and competitive#but we'll be damned if we let the poison drip through#not on our fucking watch
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Have we talked about this yet
#formula 1#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#this is very couple coded#may I just say#best friends#coworkers#brothers#lovers#idk what they are#they just#ARE#ya know?
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what now
#formula 1#oscar piastri#loook obviously he isnt all stoic and no emotions#but chipper?#cheerful?#nicole piastri#is crying at pilates at this mischaracterization rn
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lay your open hand
“Obviously it makes no difference to us.”
Zak Brown’s voice carries, no matter the size of the room. It was one of the first things Oscar noticed about him, during their early meetings, numbers scribbled on the back of napkins in dark corners of hotel bars, Mark’s face impassive.
“We’ve got omegas back in the factory, lots of ‘em.”
oscar/lando | omegaverse | 51k | explicit
here on ao3
#also a fellow read this at work girlie#had the added bonus of my boss seeing me in the office past 5 so brownie points#it's because I wanted to finish this#10/10 no notes#love i want 14 of em#landoscar#fic#might be my first fic reblog since L***y days#oh we're in it now pals
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I literally have like phantom limb pain from how much I already miss Formula 1 like they haven't even fully broken for winter break yet and I'm lowkey going insane how am I meant to survive till March I have a real job and everything I cannot behave this way somebody sedate me
#like fr if lando doesnt publically document his winter break i might cry everyday#actually i might kms but that sounds soooooo dramatic#this is unhinged behaviour i should stop and grow up#the parasocial relationship is parasocialing#why did this tag already exist#formula 1#lando norris#f1#lewis hamilton#carlos sainz#oscar piastri#alex albon#I have too many little guys#i need to chill the fuck out#should i watch dts from season 1#no because it's kinda gross#someone make me stop pls
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OSCAR IS HOLDING LANDO
#formula 1#lando norris#f1#oscar piastri#landoscar#abu dhabi gp 2024#this is very important#AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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no i’m sorry this is actually so funny the way this entire weekend has been all about lewis as if he’s retiring when he’s just switching teams and ppl still want us to believe he’s not bigger than the rest of the sport???
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