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lifesver · 5 months ago
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anyway. just 2 say again but leland always has a gold chain with a cross from his mother around his neck with a little saint jude pendant.
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nyctarian · 1 year ago
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the haters* said i'd never get it under 80k...
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justalittlebluetiefling · 7 months ago
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eosofspades · 1 year ago
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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noperopesaredope · 1 year ago
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind
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krysmcscience · 2 months ago
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
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Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
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cqcophobiq · 1 year ago
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alright listen spiderverse fandom. love hobie’s design, but why’s he’s always in his work outfit in group art or fics even when the others are in casual clothes? punk fashion is so cool. look!! look at the things he’d be wearing when he’s clocked out
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spitblaze · 6 months ago
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
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theshadowrealmitself · 1 year ago
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
���-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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toytulini · 8 months ago
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i have gotta rewatch nowhere inn and get a gif of that scene where shes in the board room like "i want! a SENSORY EXPERIENCE!"
#toy txt post#you know. for reasons#no shade but i tried looking in the tag and it was like.#the only fucking gifs of it were the fucking horrifying secondhand embarrassment sex scene that these ppl were somehow#overcoming the off the charts cringe inducing embarrassment and awkwardness to ogle at st. vincent and dakota johnson making out#in lingerie which! normally like go off but christ alive watching it is so. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#to explain: the movie is a mockumentary: it follows carrie brownstein making a documentary film of her friend on tour but#they both kind of realize that shes like too boring for it to be an interesting documentary? so st. vincent breaks and starts doing#all sorts of shit to try to embody the stage persona for the entire tour and at one point she invites carrie into her room#to film her making out w her gf to try to be like fun and authentic and real and carrie is like. clearly not comfortable with it and tries#to be like hey why dont we wait for like a consent coach! but st. vincent and dakota are both like teehee shrug emoji no need!#Im fine! idc! im having fun! everythings fine im not embarrassed about it! just like Not Getting that carrie Does Not Want To Film This#and like. its fine like its fine but VSJVSJSVKSVUVSJDV i hate watching that scene its so stressfulllllll let her OUT#to be clear its not a real documentary like its like. like they planned this. it culminates to a narrative. the movie is very fun i enjoy#it. just unhinged to me that that was like THE ONLY SCENE i could find giffed on tumblr????????????????? repeatedly.#the power of the ppl queer for girls overcoming the hurdle of extremely intense and palpably uncomfortable#awkwardness
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maxgicalgirl · 8 months ago
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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(
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salamander-crimes · 26 days ago
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what is it about the least canon-compliant aromantic headcanons that makes them the best. like when a character shows no romantic attraction okay that is pretty awesome. but when romance is a big part of a character/plot? oh now we're fucking cooking
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bitchfitch · 2 months ago
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Hey I just realized I don't think I know any American irl who doesn't have an immigrant ancestor within living memory and want to see if that's a me thing or just an average situation
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remxedmoon · 5 months ago
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yknow i think their cloak should be a little stained actually. just a little.
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thetimelordbatgirl · 1 year ago
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Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.
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