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Burn the Whole House Down

Part 3 of Light Rises and Darkness to Meet It

Summary:

When Kira Ren and Kylo found each other again, their meeting shattered the masks of delusion they had crafted for themselves. The little girl Ben knew as Rey is changed beyond recognition, and the friend Kira knew as Ben Solo is lost in regrets. The Dark Side pulls on both of them stronger than ever in the aftermath of their encounter, and the future - and their roles in that future - are more cloudy than ever. Only together would they have any chance of finding their place in all this.

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Boruto Things We Honestly Deserve #9

Where is my Tsunade episode? Consider:

Tsunade to Boruto: “You’re about as big of a brat as your father” Boruto:  “You think my dad is a brat?” Tsunade: “He sure was when I first met him. Beat him up with a single finger.” Boruto: ‘I think I’m in love’

Tsunade to Sarada: “Look how much you’ve grown, already shattering small boulders with a punch. Soon we will have you doing that with just a pinky. I bet you’re getting all the attention from the boys!” Sarada: “Tsunade-ba--I mean Tsu-nee-chan, please don’t bet on my love life”

Tsunade to Mitsuki: “Have I ever told you about the time I got your parent and Jiraiya so drunk they tried to elope before Jiraiya lost consciousness??? Mitsuki: “yes”  Tsunade: “The time that they tested the effectiveness of a novel poison on themselves without brewing an antidote?? 6 hours of bitching and moaning.“ Mitsuki: “I’m immune to that one.”  Tsunade: “Kid, I have over 50 years of blackmail on your parent. What about the time that Jiraiya got them chased out of 3 bath houses in a day?” Mitsuki: “I believe an arrangement could be made.” Boruto: “Wait. Hold up. HOW OLD ARE YOU??”

Tsuande to Konohamaru: “You know Konohamaru, you remind me so much of your grandfather.” Konohamaru: “Thank you Tsunade-sama.” Tsunade: “He was shit at keeping my team in line when we were genin.  Never got the hang of it”

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The only word I'll give you is burn

BTWHD

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Boruto Things We Honestly Deserve #8

More interactions with team 8.  Like those years when team 7 was scattered to the wind team 8 was working together. They were shown to be close.  Why isn’t Boruto always complaining to his mom about his Uncle Shino? Laughing every single time he sees Kiba in that dog food commercial because seriously??? HIs mom’s teammate is such a joke?  Why isn’t Himawari’s best friend some little Inuzuka? Why do we get to see Kakashi but not Kurenai??? Kurenai was so important to Hinata, who had a clan, but didn’t have their approval!  Kurenai was probably the closest thing she had to a mother figure just like Kakashi was like a father figure to Naruto. Why isn’t Boruto being picked on Kurenai’s kid Mirai??? Why isn’t she the annoying babysitter of half of this generation???

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Boruto things we honestly deserve #5

Mitsuki and Yamato Interactions. If Yamato has been on Orochimaru babysitting duty for a while now then he has had to of met Mitsuki, meanwhile it looks like Yamato hasn’t interacted too much with Sarada and Boruto. Mitsuki is still a little shaky on the reason Yamato is always around.

Mitsuki: Sarada, Boruto-kun, I’d like to introduce you to one of my parent’s henchmen, Yamato Yamato: I am NOT your parent’s henchman. I do NOT work for them. Mitsuki: Sarada, Boruto, I’d like you to meet my parent’s boyfriend. Yamato: I am NOT their boyfriend. Your parent experimented on me when I was a child! They put me in a tube! Mitsuki: Sarada, Boruto, This is my brother, Yamato. Yamato: WHY would you think that? Mitsuki: I also came out of a test tube

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Boruto things we honestly deserve #3

Kakashi helping Sarada develop her Sharingan. 

Like, lets be real, one of the main reasons Kakashi was assigned to teach Sasuke was that he was the only one left in the village that could help him with his sharingan through experience.  And oh look, once again he is the only one there with direct experience developing the Sharingan. 

Sarada and Kakashi bonding! Kakashi is at first like, damn she’s just like her mother, and then he’s like oh shit, she’s just like her father. Then later after a few practices, it finally hits him, she’s just like Itachi.

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Boruto things we honestly deserve to know #2

Does Mitsuki call Tsunade auntie? Did she ever forgive Orochimaru? Does she know he has a son? Does Tsunade sometimes visit the sound base while she wanders around on gambling trips?  Maybe not often, but once or twice a year around Jiraiya’s birthday or the anniversary of his death.

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Boruto things we honestly deserve to know #1

If Sarada was canonly born in one of the Sound bases, does this mean that Orochimaru saw her when she was a newborn? I’m guessing that they had to spend at least a little time there.  Did Orochimaru see her and was he all: “I’m such a proud grandfather.” Sakura: “You’re not related to her. at all.”

DO SARADA AND MITSUKI HAVE BABY  PICTURES TOGETHER SOMEWHERE IN SOUND?  Orochimaru: Karin, get a picture of me holding Sarada while Mitsuki peers over at her. Look, such a proud little uncle!” Sasuke: “Sensei, please give me back my kid” Sakura: “You’re not related to her. at all.” Someone more talented make art

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Boruto things that we deserve #4

 a filler arc with a flimsy plot device that flashes team konohamaru back in the past a la the lost tower. But instead of meeting with Minato or Naruto or anyone else they run into Itachi.  

I want to see Konohamaru freaking the fuck out because thats a fucking s class missing nin and yeah he was secretly okay but Itachi was a boogyman of his childhood. 

Meanwhile I want Sarada to be like whats the big fucking deal here? I mean he’s my uncle that dies before he was born but I was told he died a hero??? Honestly when is this family going to tell her the truth about their drama. They truly are the skywalkers of this universe. In the middle of 98% of the drama

Mitsuki is fascinated because his parent let him borrow all his research notes on the Uchiha when he was placed on Sarada’s team so he knows exactly who this guy is and exactly what he is capable but also, he and his parent were partners for a while? What was his parent like back then?

Boruto is all who da fuck is this? Why is Konohamaru-sensei shitting his pants in fear of some teenager? 

Itachi is both in shock cause their is a Uchiha wandering around with a Orochimaru looking fucker and a Uzumaki look-a-like. Cue intense scene where he and Sarada lock eyes and have a genjutsu heart to heart

I don’t know. I would just like Itachi to be able to see that Sasuke ends up with a family. That Sasuke forgave him and told Sarada that he was a hero.

Also Itachi helping them get back in time.

Maybe some of his tears in the rain in the end are also because he knows everything will turn out better than he had ever hoped.

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Boruto things we honestly deserve #7

After their first big battle Sarada is running way low on chakra

Mitsuki: quick Sarada, bite down on Boruto Boruto, Sarada: Mitsuki what the actual f***? Mitsuki: It works when someone bites your cousin Karin Boruto: There isn’t a Karin Hyuga Mitsuki: No. Karin Uzumaki Boruto: I have a cousin? That worthless father of mine never told me that. Quick Sarada, bite me. Sarada: I’d rather just pass out