#BOOK AND SONS

[p-i-z-z-a-m-a-n]

尾身沙紀 写真展 Wanderlust by Saki Omi 観了

[huecycles]

and here's the dad

[horseim]

东京确实太合适 City Walk 了，只是赶上最近要么梅雨、要么过热，所以就有点宅在办公室和家里。周六的时候没有下雨，然后阳光也还算温和，就觉得还是要出门走走。查了惠比寿、中目黑一带的恶书店，打算从那边一直走到学艺大学站，因为后面的 BOOK AND SONS 正好有促销活动。 惠比寿这边其实有东京都写真美术馆的书店，list在我第一位的，快要走到了才想起来是它，我去过，而且不太会买书，就折返了。幸好，折返就回到了“惠比寿南一公园”，发了会儿呆。 POST 书店 惠比寿很舒服，POST 书店大概在这个地方也很合适，毕竟消费力很强也很国际性，应该是不少使馆在这一带，所以一个艺术、建筑和摄影为主题的“洋书”新书店，大概就能够慢慢开下去。内部空间感非常好，是个很赞的书店，挑高不错，基于建筑结构和书柜产生一定的装饰感，然后光纤的设计和灯光的选择配合这个空间，亮度恰好在让人安静但不影响观看的状态。 书价对我来说还是挺高的，因此只能翻看一下，正好也省了消费。有几本书甚为心动，但也不是必须购买。 COWBOOKS 这个基本算是朝圣之旅了。书店主人松浦弥太郎在文化/生活时尚这样的领域算是极为重要的角色，影响力很大，连带着 COWBOOKS 也有非常多的报道，在很多文艺一点的旅行攻略里也会反复提到。整个设计也是有专人，创造了一种“小而美”的典范，作为书店恰到好处——尤其是匹配它的书。 我倒不是认为它在商业上自己能多成立，更多的还是要借助于它的名气吧，加上目黑川这个位置也不错。选书上其实还是有点“高”，很明显在“文化和生活”这个范畴来组织，有自己的趣味，有一些相对更古早一点的书什么的。也就是说对读者其实是有高一点的要求的。 喜欢是喜欢，只是日语距离能真正欣赏它还早着呢。 Dessin BOOKS 这个书店我在 X 上关注很久了，也是年轻的感觉，设计类书籍为主，很努力也很活泼。进去转了一圈，明确就是我喜欢的类型，和其他那些年轻人开设的艺术主题的书店可以拉出一个不错的清单来。 现在发现旧书店还是有个经营实力的问题，Dessin 经营得不错加上也很努力，所以留存在店里的书还不够多和好，大概在“来源”上实在没办法急就章。但或许也是另外一种好处，年轻人的来来往往大概也有一个“价格”问题。 所以想了下还是买了两本书，算是小为支持。 BOOK AND SONS 穿行了很久，走路感觉不错。最后走到BOOK AND SONS这里，是因为它今天开始有一个折扣，由于相信它的书籍质量，就觉得务必要早点来。事实上也很符合预期，有不少写真书，价格合适而且也很好看，尤其是想要帮朋友陆续买“狗”这个主题的书，一下收获不少。一共买了23本画册，嗯，算是很奢侈很奢侈的行为了。 其他 一路都是走，其实也还访问了其他两三家书店，只是不太需要做到列表里整理；然后看了不少花店，也在路边流连了街边的各种植物。话说中目黑社区的植物价格还挺合适，半人高的价格能在1000-2000日元，在日本来说似乎已经很好了。中午在“だし焼肉　はし田”吃了碗面，嗯，一个值得记下来的饭馆，可以再来，野菜天妇罗特别好。  

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

[phantom-shell]

You say you're tryin' to build a transuniversal polydimensional metavortex? Well that's mathematically feasible, I reckon! :D

[nashazie]

he’s so silly

[mo-mode]

The Biblically Accurate Trio in TLT

[frownyalfred]

thinking about a Damian who was raised his entire life hearing how much he looks like his Father, how he's the blood son, how he's better than any other child Bruce Wayne has taken in, starting to buy into it like a kid does, only to hit puberty and turn out looking like 80% Talia.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Tim: Can I help you? Four-year-old Danny: No, I'm fine, thank you for asking. Tim: I doubt that bud. Why are you here? Danny:What's it to you? Tim: It's MY office???? Danny: It is? You're Timothy Drake-Wayne? Tim: Yes Danny: Great. My mom told me to give you this. *hands over a sealed file envelope* Tim: .....This says you're my son. Danny: Yeah Tim: I'm nineteen, that means you were born when I was fifteen Danny: Yeah Tim clicking phone intercom: Tam, can you please call my lawyers, a team of DNA analysts, and oh, an ambulance for me? Tam: Why boss? Tim: I'm going to faint. Hey can you also get Bruce in here to babysit his grandson? Thanks, you're the best. *THUMP* Danny: I like you, unconscious father.

[marlsswrites]

Regulus: Effie said she’s on her way.

James: How do you know?

Regulus: She… texted me?

James: Why would she text you? I’m her son?

Regulus: Yeah well I’m clearly her favourite.

James: How-

Regulus: Look *whips out phone* she has TWO hearts next to my name.

James: WHAT?

Regulus: See.

James: I only have ONE??

Regulus patting James on the back: Shhh, it’ll be okay.

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

[rosekasa]

ladybug makes the observation at some point that chat noir, at the ripe age of fifteen, acts like such a dad sometimes. like he'll comment about how she should really sit up straight while theyre chilling out after patrol, and he'll start bringing a pair of binoculars so he can birdwatch from their rooftop, and he'll do that thing where after she casually mentions she's been craving strawberies lately he starts bringing industrial amounts of strawberries for her every time they meet. and she just thinks, wow, this boy must come from such a wonderful family for him to be so cute.

so when he quietly admits to her one day that he hasn't hugged his own dad in years, in fact he's not even sure if his own dad really likes him very much, her heart shatters

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

“He goes to a different school I swear!”

[noxcheshire]

Back again with Danny being adopted by other batfam members.

But this time I thought of the absolute comedy of Damian, tiny squirt and five apples tall, deciding that he is now a father to a grown ass teenage Danny.

It was an accident and had never been his intention to adopt another being.

But it had been placed into Damian’s head that in order to be a potential Batman he had to have his own Robin. And the only way to have his own Robin was to have a child, similar to the way that Father would pick up the various children and teenagers amongst them.

Damain had a very specific list of requirements for his potential child-Robin. Danny did not meet any of those requirements, and yet here Damian was having forged papers for the now Daniel Al Ghul-Wayne, and beginning the treacherous affair of introducing his son to the family.

Danny twisted his new shirt sleeve with a frown. It was a nice green silk that complimented the little green that resided in his son’s eyes. Damian wished to bring out the many carefully crafted features of Danny that could match to Damian. Having his eyes pop, wild hair brushed and losing the battle to nervous hands, would have to do.

At least until Damian taught Danny his mother tongue and began the care of his culture and soon to be heritage.

[ajthecrocodile]

IT’S A RAINBOW OF BILLS! A BILLBOW! RGBILL!!!

The clip of Bill saying YELLOW was all over my FYP and it inspired me…

[questionableholidayreally]

you think dipper and mabel have experience deescalating fights because of their parents