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i think if One More Minor Inconvenience occurs i am going to go full apeshit like eating glass and everything

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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hey i hate to ask again but im posting comms now because my financial situation is really bad. even if you cant support with buying a comm just a reblog helps a lot. im open to ANYTHING, including fursonas. my bar is nsfw and proship but i reserve the right to refuse anything.

thanks for looking at my page, i hope yall have a good day. comment or dm if youre interested!

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hey i hate to ask again but im posting comms now because my financial situation is really bad. even if you cant support with buying a comm just a reblog helps a lot. im open to ANYTHING, including fursonas. my bar is nsfw and proship but i reserve the right to refuse anything.

thanks for looking at my page, i hope yall have a good day. comment or dm if youre interested!

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

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Canon/Headcanon likelihood chart

So I've been thinking about @macdenlover 's "levels of headcanon" chart (about how heavily a HC is influenced by canon), so I decided to make my own scale about how likely a HC is to be true (including different levels of canon) using queer cartoon characters as examples :)

I just spent an hour making this because I was bored. Enjoy.

Inspiration:

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This really makes the Studios costing themselves even more money (and getting more unions involved) by prolonging the strike for the promise of free ai labor even more fucking funny. you dumb fucking bastards lol

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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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questioning if a career is worth it cuz this hw shit is lookin a little like i might claw my skin off

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yes i know im late be nice im sick with The Mold

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNDERTALE THANKS FOR PERMANENTLY ALTERING MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY

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i am bound to madame zeroni

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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jumpscare art dump cuz i dont feed yall enough (i say to empty space)

sorry for the unholy mix

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craft time in the theraprism

making friends :)