#BITING AND KICKING AND SCREAMING

[simple-persica]

OC-Tober Day 23: Make gift art/writing of them (community OCs)

So I did my friend @vpofcookies OCs, Cori and Moirah! This was so much fun to do! But my computer went all silly on me and I crashed Medibang and I couldn't save the file, and the most recent backup didn't save...so I'm so sorry that your boys are so low quality Bee ;_;

[bookwyrminspiration]

actually I’ve decided it is NOT fine I will be bleaching the red side again to make it not red I cannot be Christmas colored I simply can’t do that I will genuinely cry and I’m not joking

[exopelagic]

I AM getting up once I’ve posted this but how the hell do you reconcile the fact that you COULD do something meaningful and help people with maybe not wanting to

[diazly]

THE BEAR || S1E3: Brigade / S3E9: Apologies

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

There is a platonic explanation for all this. Right?

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[yuwuta]

OMEGA SATORU????????????? RAAAAAAAHHHHWOLF ON HIS KNEES RIPPING OFF CLOTHES im normal about it please elaborate please

chuckles evilly…. satoru’s the kind of omega that knows that other people want him, knows that he could date or sleep with pretty much anybody he wants, but there’s only one person he wants and it’s you, and he’s stubborn and insufferable about it. you seem to be the only alpha in his life that’s immune to him and it drives him crazy—it doesn’t matter how much he flirts, how good he smells, how many times he pouts and blinks and calls you alpha, you just smile and ruffle his hair and it kills him. he doesn’t get it. even nanami has had to take a step away from him when he’s close his heat, but you’re not phased by him at all. 

it’s bordering on pathetic bc you’re not even mates, not even dating, not even close to being anything really—you’re friends and have been for a while, but that doesn’t stop satoru from throwing himself onto you, from pouting, and from proudly declaring that you’re His alpha. he brags and brags and brags to anyone who will listen about how he’s in the best pack in the world, how you’re the best alpha of them all, how he’s the luckiest omega ever, but every time he’s hit with the reality that he’s not yours, he gets unreasonably upset. sometimes, he even tries to take it out on you, gets himself sick or drunk or lets his pheromones run wild while he clings to you and slurs about how you’re supposed to be a good alpha, and take care of him. gets himself all worked up, pacing the floor and pouting and ranting incoherently about how he’s always been yours and it’s not fair that you’re not his and he’s being irrational and he’s definitely not sober, but still, all you have to do is call his name and barely nip at his wrist and it’s like his entire body resets. he freezes and goes slack and he’s scolding himself internally because he’s so weak to you and he can’t do anything to make you succumb to him. 

it’s not like he’d change that tho. it bothers him that he has no sway over you, but, truthfully, he loves the control that you have over him. he likes you can tame him, he likes belonging to you like that. he just wants to have you like that, too. and so yes he’s desperate, yes he’s pathetic, yes he’ll do anything for your attention, but he doesn’t care, satoru wants you and he will do whatever it takes to have you 

[dollypopup]

that 'have you ever been punished as a child?' line Pen drops hits different when you realize that in the books, Colin was horsewhipped by his father the morning before he died and then went to Eton where they literally had something called 'flogging Fridays' during the time he attended

like Julia, Miss. Quinn, what do you mean you just threw that information in as a random throwaway line that is never mentioned again? do you not realize how WILD that makes Colin's background?

He was twelve years old??? His dad saw him hitting Eloise and then horsewhipped him, and after horsewhipping his twelve. year. old. son. he then goes to comfort Eloise by taking a walk with her and the bee stings him and he fucking dies

Colin would be out here blaming himself for that death forever are you kidding me???? Wondering if he didn't hit his sister (when they're children playing together), would his Dad still be alive? Would he still have gone on that walk? Would he still have passed away as Colin sat sobbing in the stables, hurt by his hand?

And then he goes to Eton where the only time he had off was 3 weeks around Christmas, but still has to stay there, and 3 weeks in the summer when he can finally go home to Aubrey Hall?

This timeline is BONKERS. Like. . .we know Edmund dies not too long before Hyacinth is born, and she's born May/June. Colin's birthday? Yeah, it's in March. So you mean to tell me, the order of events of all this mess could be as followed: Edmund horsewhips Colin when he's 12 years old (sometime before March), he DIES that same day, Colin turns 13 (in March), Hyacinth is born (in June), and not a few months later Colin has to go to Eton (after the summer break. Social season is Spring and Summer, and ends either July or August, so let's be merciful here and say he leaves in August) and doesn't come back for an entire year?

You mean to tell me this boy has had what? Half a year to get over his father's death after he whipped him for a minor infraction and then he's waltzing into an institution where canings and whippings and floggings and bullying are the norm when he's a teeny tiny little boy?

How is this man not filled to the GILLS with trauma???? No wonder he's so close to his mum and listens to the women around him more than the men and never talks about his dad. And he still turns out so nice and empathetic and kindhearted? He still listens so much to Pen and is so gentle with her and has a good sense of humor and cares so deeply?

That man is never raising a hand to their children. He probably won't even raise his voice at their children. Oh my god.

[piowasthere]

"My Beast."

ok so, ik he's a worm, but- over on this blog we follow the 'Rez is a snake' hc supremacy.

bc worms disgust me. and while it's a cool thought to think of a planet like a rotten apple and him a worm u can also just go normally w/ venom and make him a venomous snake

also bc snakes r cute, cool, hot, awesome, hell like i'm gonna miss out on the opportunity of drawing a snek char (semi) consistently.

no txt under

[paranormaljones]

[starriegalaxy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARRIE!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Here’s to another year!! 🥳🥳🥳

Someone here would like to celebrate with you!!! We tried to make a cake but it got a liiiittle bit messy

I was too anxious to draw in magma so I decided to just make you something on my own :))

I hope you have a great birthday!! And that the coming year is filled with joy!!

Happy birthday, Starrie :]]] 🩷🩷🩷

Uh, Eclipse? The cake is slipping

Eclipse, be careful-!

ECLISPE-

IT'S MY MANNNN!!!! MY BOY!!!! MY GUYYYYYY 😭😭😭👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻💥💥💥

HEXCIIIIIIII THIS IS SO GORGEOUSLY COLORED WHATTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

AUGHHHHHHHH I can't believe you made him SO FINE 😭👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻💥💥

You also creachurr-rised him which makes me like him even more???? Help???? I'M- so many contemplations to be made 😭😭😭😭 aughhhhhhhh

And and !!! Aw that's okay, Hexcii, I'm still honoured you wanted to prepare sth for me anyways 🥺💖💖💖

I also hope today will be okay 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

And the next year is filled with joy too Aaminnn <333

AND WHOA HEY THE FROSTING WHOA CLIPPY KWJFIWKFKEK -

(insert funny construction worker noise sound effect.mp3)

[marclef]

today's a special day.... in celebration of my 800 Follower milestone, i've decided to finally share some writing with everyone! i've... never been brave enough to share my writing online, besides a few very close friends, so i do hope you enjoy it!

but, it's a little backstory stuff with Peppino, Fake Peppino, and Eyhm! a Chef and a Kitten's first meeting with a strange creature... i hope everything goes well...

(i am nowhere near brave enough to ever make an ao3 account... a Google Drive link will have to do 😅

and some EXCEPTIONAL art the wonderful @pizzabox-box made based on it!!! (and if you aren't already following them, you need to do so NOW!!! 👇)

[kayzean]

GET YOU SOMEONE WHO WOULD BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER THREE TIMES IN A FEW SECONDS FOR YOU.

[mortispoxi]

Pratchett trying to shoehorn in a romantic partner for Drumknott at the end of Unseen Academicals is honest very funny in retrospect because the lad shows up two more times before the series concludes and is still romantically unattached which implies that despite Vetinari and Margolotta’s best efforts to play matchmaker something must’ve gone so wildly wrong that it made the two of them not want to engage with each other any further.

So because of this oversight, my headcanon is that when Drumknott and Miss Healstether had their little rendezvous they argued over who had the better filing method which ended in Vetinari and Margolotta having to physically separate and restrain them to keep them from killing each other. It’s the first and only time Vetinari ever had to reprimand Drumknott in his entire career all because he bit Margolotta’s librarian during the altercation. However, deep down he was more than a bit amused watching two mild mannered individuals throw hands over a ring binder so it was more of a halfhearted, “don’t do it again,” kind of scolding.

[sepiamestus]

Don't worry, he doesn't bite.

[saldontdoit]

hey guys. you’ll never guess who binged all of bbc ghosts and sobbed like a baby and wound up with a new hyperfixation. anyway hee are my favourites of the sillies

[nothoughtsjusthoffstrahm]

WE GET SAW 11 WE GET SAW 11 IT'S OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED WE FREAKIN' GET SAW 11 LET'S F-ING GOOOOOOOO