#BC OF THAT QUESTION
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when i got laid off last year i went and worked for a startup bc it was the Only and Fastest option. now im at a point where i get to choose between another startup and something less insane. and i just. i hear the siren call of the startup. and i suddenly understand the “u have to be a little insane to go work at one” and WOW i dont know myself well enough to make this decision bc everytime every job i have chosen has in some way been chosen For me by lack of options.
#my therapist: i think u tried to self sabotaged this opportunity#bc u didnt know if u could turn it down#and at first i was like#psh no#and then today when they went we know ur not far along in ur career and we want u anyway#i was like…oh.#ohhhhhh nooooo#bc the plan the mission#was to go work for my ex companies competitor#and curbstomp them until the ceo was crying for his mommy#but now- now i gotta faaaaaaawwwwwk#now i gotta aaaaaaaa#delete later#u also dont understand the ex competitor has the most INSANE interview gauntlet#and im actually so fucking impressed i passed#in other news i have so many tales of interviews#one company was like console log set timeout consile log#what order do they print in#and i was like?? i could only guess#and they went how long have u been doing this job?#3 years???#i wouldve guessed 1.5#BC OF THAT QUESTION#WELL SIR I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS JOB FOR 3 YEARS NOBODY CODES LIKE THIS#and they were like we can offer u a junior role#JUNIOR!!!#lack kf options isnt the best way to put it#it was lack of options lack of options pure skill B) lateral move decision under duress friend referral lack of options lack of options#in that order
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?
#This was prompted by a specific thing but it is also about dozens and dozens of things#Everyone going “XYZ is actually bad” like congratulations I wasn't saying stuff can't be bad.#I was saying that you should ask yourself these questions first bc sometimes it's just not to your sensibility.#Former Prime Queue-sector of the Trust#ETA: now that it's been months and this is going around again while certain conversations happen in other fandoms I'm in#It's good to clarify what specifically set off this post even tho it applies to many things. But this was about someone#saying Midst is thematically and narratively incoherent bc it wasn't “everyone is miserable forever and nobody gets better” like they wante
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#TO CLARIFY ON THE SECOND POINT: VAMPIRES *HAVE* A REPRODUCTION METHOD THAT IS NOT SEX-BASED#THAT IS THE MAJOR POINT OF THAT ONE. THAT VAMP REPRODUCTION IS BASED ON CONVERTING INTO UNDEAD AND NOT PREGNANCY#what i think i keep coming back to is that a vampire is like. a form of pathogen or perhaps parasite#is the individual vampire meaningfully distinct from that? maybe#sort of a made up question#but that’s not a mammal#so neither is a vampire#but also like. a human is a mammal#this question sponsored by my friend who said she was done keeping mammals bc ‘they have so much fluid in them’#and my thought that a vampire Wouldn’t#not a lot of fluids. happening there
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this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.
good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.
sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.
so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.
one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.
#warm up#writeblr#actually this is because again i don't go here#i don't read/write fanfic but i have nothing but respect for my troops#but i also have never played minecraft. im sorry. please ask me any question about pokemon tho i love that shit#anyway#out of some banal and thoughtless curiosity i watched the minecraft movie trailer#and again i know nothing about minecraft. i am aware im in an endangered population#but im watching this going: this is so fucking.... BAD#there is NO LOVE in it!#like if someone who has NO history in minecraft watches that and is like - ohhh this is soulless#WHO IS THE AUDIENCE????#ppl who love minecraft are gonna hate it!!!#at some point it's the ''mean girls musical movie'' problem --#some people will always hate the premise of what you're doing and some people will love it#make it for the ppl who love it#and usually that somewhat convinces the haters to like. chill enough to TRY it . bc it IS good#but when you try to make it for the haters..... nobody likes it. it doesn't have passion. energy. footwork#which is a small way of saying a big thing: if you love something. fucking make it and assume someone will love it too.#i love u . be brave . be bold. be in boston and come to my reading#where i wrote a really weird fucked up little book.#love u love u love u etc
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Keep thinking about that one scene in secret life
#it was so silly i've had this visualised in my head for ages#actually sick of this comic now tho the colouring made me question tf I've been doing for 10 years#anyway#the sillies#not set on any of these designs btw and Scott isn't in his band outfit BC he isn't part of it yet in the series#which is the excuse I'm using bc I haven't solidified that design yet#tag time#secret life#life series#scott smajor#smajor1995#trafficblr#jimmy solidarity#goodtimeswithscar#this probably the second comic I've ever finished ever so#IM LEARNING OK#fandumb fanart#ALSO ALSO guess where I got the death messages the
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#dungeon meshi#aj art#comic#Chilchuck backstory stuff#That’s my tag for these comics now#“Where’d his book go” he slid it onto his lap off screen let’s not talk about it anymore let’s ignore that it just disappears#He slid it into his lap that’s what happened no more questions thank you#Uhhhh#anyways ehdjjf. I finally drew Namari#I wanted to depict how I think they became friends#Bc I love their whole dynamic a lot#Also chillaios#Hhfgfgd#chilchuck#laios touden#namari
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cub calls himself "a champion of the people" in his twitter bio and i've always thought it's pretty funny bc like. what does that mean. but recently i've noticed i don't think he's like ever taken a sponsorship (not that i've seen at least and i've watched probably like 700 cub videos). he doesn't even have a business email anywhere. no patreon or anything. he does have a discord for twitch subs but you only need to subscribe once and you won't be kicked out when the sub expires. bro really is the champion of the people
#he said brands and companies DNI#cubfan135#this only brings back the age old question of is he secretly rich bc id imagine the youtube and twitch payout isnt huge with his views#golf is such a rich person hobby
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got thinking about gerard way tour outfit predictions that never came 2 be… bloody wedding dress…
#they’ve got legs and a slit throat!#this is one i believed 2 be totally out of the question bc it would be too bulky restrictive etc#but then i was doing my research and i discovered The 60s Wedding Mini Dress and i was like oh my god she would#kind of a mod vibe but w more gothic detail so it still reads as bridal out of context yk yk. perhaps#mcr#gerard way#digital art#x
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Felt a bit nostalgic
#tmnt 2k12#tmnt 2012#tmnt leonardo#tmnt raphael#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt donatello#can i be honest with u guys for a sec#i never actually finished the series#i think i stopped watching a few eps into season 4#and tbh i'm not sure if i want to watch the rest bc some of the writing decisions are... questionable#but i'm still fond of this show cuz it got me into tmnt at a very young age and i'll always be grateful for that#my art
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This is your protagonist, everyone. This is the man sap that we’re supposed to cheer for.
#disney fnaf#disney michael afton#michael afton#this michael would unironically say stuff like “dont sweat it pops”#fnaf#fnaf fanart#laddersarts#artists on tumblr#i keep thinking about how an actual disney-esque fnaf movie would go (bc ive been picturing some animated sequences) and-#one obvious starting point is that michael would be the protag. i also realized that i never actually made a proper michael design-#before so this was a bit of an experiment on what I think he could look like.#ive also-also kind of realized i should tag characters individually with ���disney [name]” bc i notice that its a common question about-#whether ive drawn a stylized version of a specific character or not. so since i already tag “disney fnaf” bc thats the main inspo and style#that im going for i figured that it could be an easy way to see if ive drawn a stylized version of a certain character by checking if i-#have something tagged with them (especially since ive been planning on doing some more of those stylizations to other characters recently)
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Of @ghostreblogging, Where Danny has the same tax evasion skills as his parents. Kind of a coffee shop AU, but well, its gotham.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#danny fenton#batman#I cant write anything remotely serious to save my life#so here#Batman doesnt meddle with JLD entirely bc he doesnt fucking want to. also he might be a little banned.#this is why they have a wholeass dept. the issue may be in Gotham but the JLD also have individual members for this#aka it'll most likely be patched to Dick and Raven for both geographical location and the issue in question.#...who might call Tim. which will probably circle back to Bruce again because its more abt internal economy. Danny might need a lawyer#but for now he'll delegate it to supernatural-adjecent contacts. thanks#mistart#dc fanart
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🃏 and it's our word,
yes, our word,
against theirs
for curtain call, the ace attorney musical zine!
#clementimes#art#ace attorney#aa4#aa4 spoilers#kristoph gavin#klavier gavin#apollo justice#klapollo#(technically)#lyrics: our word - 36 questions#crazy that i pitched this before i even finished aj or was obsessed with the gavins jsdkdsjdj#however i did hypfix on them by the end of making this so i was never rlly satisfied with it#bc i didnt know how to draw them at the time so i was disappointed they didnt exactly match the Vision </3#and i wasnt. used to kris being so much harder to draw than klav for No Reason#maybe i can redraw/recompose this now that i actually know wtf im doing lol#but anywayz hope u still like it :]#orange queue glad i didn't say banana
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chucks this overthought fiddlestan au at u
#gravity falls#fiddlestan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#stan pines#grunkle stan#gravity falls au#gravity falls fanart#love is blind au#uhhhh so i'm nervous to share this bc i've been sitting on this au for so long and i actually rlly like the concept#but i just. didn't know if anyone else would like it#anyway it's MY au i get to make fiddleford morally questionable fuck u#i have comics also but idk when i'll finish them so this comes first#okay go easy on me#bye#my art#mods art#mods draws
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confirming the Ethiopian wolf pollination hypothesis seems so straightforward in theory, like just erecting anti-wolf barriers around some of the hot poker plants and seeing if those get pollinated at the same rate as the other ones, but also I feel like it could be some lab’s 6 year long project that ends up in Nature and answers more questions about wolf dessert time than I could ever think to ask. and also it would give more beautiful photos of wolves between 3 seconds and 1 hour into passionate nectar indulgence. so hopefully with the media attention they’re getting they can do that
#soooooooooo many questions man#some of the people in the tags in the last post were right in that there ARE bats who are pollinators#and those cases of animal pollination DOES indeed result in a creature with a ton of pollen all over its face because it was so into it#in the case of bats it’s certain cacti species if I remember correctly. which is why some have big funnel-shaped flowers#conveniently bat snout shaped and sized and directly in migration paths for no reason in particular#I thought about that too when I saw this tbh#wolf question 102: if these wolves are indeed major pollinators. in what ways are these flowers hidden treat dog toy optimized?#bc ideally you want them to be enjoyers for a longer length of time right? you gotta have up to 4.5 minutes of nectar engagement in there.#assuming more time at a flower stalk = more pollination I suppose
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Viktor the man you are.
#arcane#viktor arcane#viktor x reader#viktor#y'all he was a smash in the 1st season but now I starting to question my sanity bcs of him#oh my God.#iiotic talks#IM* FUCK I'M FROM POLAND SORRY
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