#Autism acceptance humor

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"Funny Riz'Em Opossum Raccoon Meme - Hold On Autism Support Tank Top"

The "Hold On Autism Funny Riz'Em Opossum Raccoon Meme" likely combines several elements into a humorous internet meme related to autism awareness. While I haven't seen this specific meme, I can describe its probable components based on the keyword:

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"Hold On" suggests a pause or moment of reflection, possibly setting up the joke or punchline.

"Autism" indicates the meme is related to autism spectrum disorder, possibly making a lighthearted observation about autistic traits or experiences.

"Funny" implies the meme is intended to be humorous, likely using gentle humor rather than mockery.

"Riz'Em" could be a play on words or a colloquial phrase, possibly meaning "raise them" or serving as a made-up exclamation.

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"Opossum Raccoon" suggests the meme features images or references to these animals. Opossums and raccoons are often portrayed in memes as clever, mischievous, or relatable creatures, which might tie into the autism-related humor.

The combination of these elements could create a meme that uses animal imagery to illustrate an aspect of autism in a funny, relatable way. For example, it might show an opossum or raccoon exhibiting behavior that mirrors common autistic traits, with a caption that makes a humorous connection.

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As with any autism-related content, it's important to note that such memes can be controversial. While some find them relatable and amusing, others may see them as insensitive. The reception often depends on the specific content and how it's presented.

Autism gift ideas focus on items that cater to the unique needs, interests, and sensitivities of individuals on the autism spectrum. These gifts often emphasize sensory experiences, comfort, learning, and skill development. Popular options include:

Sensory toys like fidget spinners, stress balls, or textured objects

Noise-canceling headphones for sound sensitivity

Weighted blankets for comfort and anxiety relief

Visual schedules or organizers to aid in daily planning

Special interest-related items (e.g., books, toys, or memorabilia on their favorite topic)

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6. Sensory-friendly clothing with soft fabrics and no tags

7. Educational games or puzzles that align with their interests

8 .Assistive technology devices for communication or learning

9. Calming lights or projectors for relaxation

10. Chewable jewelry for those with oral sensory needs

These gifts aim to enhance quality of life, support learning, and provide enjoyment for individuals with autism.

[randommothxd]

"They're dating"

Short animation I made when bored

Btw and tbh (adhd and autism)

[wreckitremy]

Now that Autism Acceptance Month is over, it's time to start the process all over again.

It's now Autism Denial Month, where we talk about all the people who are in denial about being autistic

[punkrockisafulltimejob]

Oh thank fuck I'm going to have an easy night tonight

[accessible-tumbling]

ID: A screenshot of an Instagram post by damienhaas, dated 19 hours ago, with a screenshot from the anime Dungeon Meshi. The screenshot shows Laios, a blond guy in full armor holding a bouquet and a spatula, sprinting away from monsters with a wide grin, white text on top of it reading: "[caps] I'm Fighting The War On Autism

On The Side Of Autism"

Below the screenshot is more white text reading: "[Hashtag] Autism Acceptance Month"

End ID.

Absolutely living for Laios’ English VA

[badger-with-a-boa]

It is Autism Acceptance month, therefore I'm legally supposed to infodump on characters I have reoccurring hyperfixations about & no one can stop me

(Note; this is just a lighthearted post. I obviously already talk about my character hyperfixations, I just thought it was funny. Plus a little comforting to when I used to be bullied about my character hyperfixations, or anyhyperfixations or special interests of mine in general. This place is my safe space to talk about things I couldn't back then <3)

Happy Autism Acceptance month <3

[sakuralovespossums]

JJK Teachers x Autistic Student Reader (Platonic)

Satoru Gojo 🩵

It’s obvious that jujutsu society still lives by old fashioned and bigoted ideals (ie. hating women and non-sorcerers) so it wouldn’t surprise me if they were also ableist.

As a result, it can be pretty challenging being a neurodivergent sorcerer student without options for accommodations or counseling, as if being a sorcerer student itself wasn’t hard enough.

Still, you tried your best to mask your autism and keep up with your peers the best you could.

This didn’t go unnoticed by Gojo though (the guy sees through everything, c’mon)

He would quickly take notice of your behavior and habits (stimming, disassociation, difficulty grasping social queues)

He suspects that you may be on the spectrum and looks into your student files to confirm. Once he’s proven right, he decides to do some research on it himself so that he can better understand and help you.

One day after class, Gojo calls you to stay for a minute so you guys can talk.

“Hey y/n! Mind if we chat for a bit? It’ll only be a minute!”

You feel nervous as you walk towards him, hoping you didn’t do anything wrong.

“Listen, I know we’re not exactly in the same boat, but I know what it’s like to mask around others all the time.” He says while pulling his eye mask.

He tells you he gets feeling different from everyone and having to put on a persona to make them like you.

“Just know that you don’t have to wear it around me. I’m your teacher and I wanna get to know the real y/n. Course, it’s up to you though. I’m not pushing.”

He then tells you that he’ll make the accommodations you need to help make your classroom experience less stressful.

And if any of those old geazers complain about it, they’ll have to take it to him.

You don’t even realize you’re crying until he hands you a napkin with your favorite character printed on it.

It’s a gift he got for you from his recent mission.

You happily accept it and wipe your tears away before embracing him in a tight hug. He returns the hug with one arm as he looks down at you with a genuine smile.

He’s glad he could reach out to you and make you feel safe around him.

Since then, Gojo takes more note of your autism and accommodates to it however he can.

You’d think he wouldn’t care with how……insensitive he can be, but he does acknowledge the impact mental health can have on people. He couldn’t be there for Suguru, but he’ll try to be there for you.

He asks you what kind of foods you like/don’t like before he leaves for his missions, so that he knows what kind of snacks to bring back for you.

Makes sure you understand the instructions and materials in class. He’ll check on you privately, just in case you don’t want him asking you in front of the other students.

Will still make you the butt of some of his jokes (but it’s never to make fun of your autism).

He just finds your difficulty with grasping his sarcastic humor too good an opportunity to not poke fun at.

Can still come off as insensitive sometimes (it’s Gojo) but is trying his best. Just let him know when he’s said/done something to upset you and he’ll stop.

Sometimes when it’s just you two, he’ll listen to you explain your current special interests.

Imagine him listening to you talk about your favorite show on the phone while fighting a special grade curse.

“Mmhmm, yeah? Hold on a sec y/n.” He finishes killing off the giant curse in front of him. “Sorry about that, you were saying?”

He knows what it’s like to be easily overstimulated since his six eyes enhance all his senses. He also gets migraines a lot because of it, just like you.

If you have/had a Digimon hyper fixation, you’re his #1 student now. He will test you on your Digimon knowledge. You’ll both get lost in back-and-forth conversations about the lore, show, and games. If he deems you a worthy fan, he’ll even let you play his old Digimon games.

The highest form of honor you could receive from him.

When you and your class are out in town and enter a crowded area, if you feel extremely overwhelmed, Gojo will teleport you out of there to a place with less people.

Either that or he’ll grab you and turn on his infinity, giving you space from the bumping crowd of bodies around you.

If you’re going through a burnout and need to be away from people for a bit, he’ll understand and probably leave a candy outside your door.

He knows you need extra help and accommodations with your disability, but he never treats you differently from his other students and knows you’re tough enough to handle whatever’s thrown at you.

You are a sorcerer, after all.

He wants to guide the next generation of stronger sorcerers where no one gets left behind, including those like you.

“Gojo-sensei, why are you staring at that corner?”

“Just trying to figure out why you’re always staring at it during class. What makes it more interesting than me?”

“Sensei!!”

:))

Nanami Kento 🥖

He also quickly notices your autism and makes sure you feel comfortable unmasking around him.

He does NOT tolerate discrimination/unfair treatment of any kind towards people based on their disabilities.

I imagine one of his coworkers at his old accounting job was on the spectrum and understood how challenging it could be for them. So he would try to help them however he could.

Because of this, he has more personal experience under his belt to better understand how to work with you.

He thinks it’s shit how a lot of society and the education system (both in and out of jujutsu society) are so unaccommodating to people with physical/mental health needs.

If you have a hyper fixation with bread and/or cooking, he’ll gladly listen to you talk about it however long you want while donning his usual stoic expression.

Don’t worry, he’s not bored or annoyed. As a fellow culinary lover himself, he’s genuinely interested in listening to you talk and will engage in the conversation.

The way you enthusiastically talk about your interests reminds him a bit of Haibara.

He admires your attention to detail and strong sense of empathy towards people, animals, and inanimate objects.

His low voice is very calming to you.

If you follow a specific schedule and/or organized, he’ll admire that too since he also hates falling behind schedule.

If you are spacing out during an important briefing about a mission, he’ll say your name to get your attention or gently pat your shoulder.

“L/n-san…”

“Oh, sorry!”

“That’s alright. Do you want me to repeat what I just said?”

If you’re in a dissociative episode, he’ll calmly ask you what’s bothering you and help you work through it however he can.

If you’re going through a burnout and need to be alone for a while, he’ll understand and give you as much space as you need.

He might knock on your door to give you a small packaged pastry. He hopes it helps.

He understands you may have some internalized ableism, so he makes sure to speak positively of your autism to help you build your confidence.

“L/n-san, why do you have a coat with you when it’s March?”

“Oh, well it was pretty cold this morning. And…well…it’s not anymore but…..”

“I see. That’s a rather smart decision on your part.”

“Really?”

“It means you’re always well prepared for anything. That’s an important skill to have as a sorcerer.”

“Thanks, Nanami-sensei.”

“………………….so can I try on your gogg—”

“No”

[nanamissuit]

Aaa I just discovered your blog with the Kon Kon and reader with autism—my heart ;u;

is it possible to ask for a part 2 of that, if that’s ok! Maybe like early stages of König and his partner but maybe the reader has also never experienced a romantic relationship?

so sorry if this is odd or anything ;3; I hope you’re having a great day and staying hydrated!!

His love - König 2

Pairing: König x Autistic!GN Reader

Warnings: Gun mention,Fluff

Boyfriend!König Who has had eyes on you before he even knew your name, he found you so intriguing. When he finally built the courage to ask for your name and number you gave it to him.

Boyfriend!König Who notices very early on that you don’t really understand his flirting and some of his jokes so he makes his best efforts to make it extremely obvious to you so you’re not confused.

Boyfriend!König Who is so excited when you finally pick up on his hints. He asked you out on a date and you happily accepted. 

Boyfriend!König Who listens to all your little rambles on your first date no matter what it was about just because he loved hearing your voice and you being so interested in something, but that’s when the topic of relationships came up.

“Yeah so I’ve never had a serious relationship, my autism kinda gets in the way is what I’m told.” “People are douchebags Schatz you’re perfect. I promise your autism isn’t an issue. I’ll love you no matter what.”

You smiled at his statement and when the date was over you invited him to your house for a little movie date. He remembered the movie you talked about at dinner and immediately put it on for you just so he could see you get all excited, and that's when he first learned about your stimming and he was so in love.

Boyfriend!König Who buys you loads of flowers and you’re not used to all the kind treatment he shows you so you get embarrassed and just say, “Thank you Kon Kon.” Which is a nickname you gave him early on because you thought it would suit him.

But one day you slowly understand the flowers and you start giving him kisses on the cheek instead, and his face gets all red and he has to pretend that didn’t just make his heart all fuzzy and warm.

Boyfriend!König Who makes sure you understand his jokes and humor. He makes sure that no one around you makes fun of you either because you can’t quite understand the difference in sarcasm and seriousness.

Like for example someone called you dumb and that was sarcasm so he looked at you and just said “Sarcasm.” And you nodded but one time someone called you annoying and he said “Seriousness” And you got upset and he punched them.

Boyfriend!König Who remembers all your hyperfixations and buys things that are related to whatever you like, whether it be a book, action figure, album, tapestry, etc. He’s bought it for you. 

Boyfriend!König Who lets you have designated times alone so you can regroup and calm down. If you ever go to his base and someone dares to bother you during that time? 10 Laps and 30 Pushups. He wants his love to be able to calm down after a long day of loud noises and annoying people.

Boyfriend!König Who lets you do his skincare, makeup, nails, or even hair. Whatever you wanna do he lets you. He has no problem embracing his feminine side a bit. 

Boyfriend!König Who lets you pick out every song in the car if you go on a road trip just because he loves to see that little smile and adores you when you get all happy over something small.

Boyfriend!König Who has let you touch his guns with the safety lock on. You have no idea how many people he’s killed with that but you find it so fascinating he just has them. He smiles whenever you observe them and ask questions about them. 

Boyfriend!König Who orders food to the house instead of going out because you hate loud surroundings and crowded ones you despise so he’ll order whatever food you’re craving just because. He’ll even feed it to you if you asked him to. And he makes sure to use the right spoon,knife,and fork so you’re not uncomfortable.

I really like this HC sm RAHHHH<3

[konnichibotart]

For Autism Acceptance month and Autistic Comic Takeover on Twitter, I collaborated with @sheepdog6k to illustrate his comic about the misconception that autistic people cannot understand humor!

[oddlittlestories]

I love Monk. I’m not really recommending it because, well, it IS about police and it DOES have some fairly ableist content. But I love it.

Monk is an interesting character. He’s introduced as having an “anxiety disorder” that occurred from the traumatic event of his wife being murdered. Over the course of the show, it becomes pretty clear that he was neurodivergent his whole life, but had a serious spike in support needs after his wife’s death. He has one nurse, but he should pretty clearly have two—even if one is a part-time respite nurse. Many of his “boundary violations” obviously come from seeking needed support at inappropriate times. This man should not really be left alone, at least not at the start of the show. He can’t cope. But also getting a new nurse / assistant / I forget the specific word is very very difficult for him.

He’s billed, I believe, as having OCD. But if you just look at his behavior, there are several labels that could fit. Autism would probably be one of them.

A lot of the humor in the show revolves around his disability, which could and may to some feel like the show makes his disability the butt of the joke. With some notable exceptions (fuck you medication episode) I don’t really think this is the case.

Let’s look at the pilot. Sharona, his nurse, goes on a date and leaves him alone on “chicken pot pie night.” She tells him, you’ll be fine! Even my son could cook a chicken pot pie. He cannot cook a chicken pot pie. He is counting out individual peas. To me, this is funny because of how obvious it is that he needs more support.

He literally calls her son for help. This is hilarious because it obviously wasn’t her intention, but her son is actually walking Monk through how to make a chicken pot pie. The literalism - that Benjy really CAN help him cook a chicken pot pie - is funny to me.

I’m also very interested in how the show interacts with both work and the police. Monk is not capable of working full-time, and although he desperately wants to go back at first, eventually he accepts that as a consultant, he can have the flexibility he needs to still find murderers.

The police officers he works with often feel threatened and embarrassed by him, but at the same time need his talents. Jealousy comes up often. And since the main officers are at least duly sympathetic, this gets explored as awful instead of brushed off as campy villainy from antagonists.

I also really like the way gaze is used in the show. Monk comes onto a crime scene and others watch as he makes a bunch of pronouncements, struggles with one anxiety or another, gets support from his nurse, and then explains his pronouncements. I like that it seems like folks are disturbed by his need for support, but that the show frames the support as a positive thing and the anxiety itself as a struggle.

Monk is also a person. He loved his wife. He plays the clarinet. He doesn’t have much time to pursue hobbies or interests outside of managing his disability and doing the work which he loves and seems compelled to do in equal measure. But he IS a person.

Anyways I’m not necessarily saying go out and watch it. It has many flaws and it is ableist at times, and it doesn’t bother to fully unpack how the people in Monk’s life respond to him, nor always to explore his agency and individuality. He is a fussy and fastidious detective, which is a common archetype, but they don’t always go as far beyond that as they should.

Like I said, it’s not House. But I’m gonna probably rewatch all of it now that it’s on Netflix.

[sunspire-knight]

many people don't understand why I don't like the division of autistic people into "high-functioning" and "low-functioning". let me explain.

I know an autistic person...

who graduated from a regular school with the only A's

who studies at the regural university

who lives alone in an apartment

who can have phone calls if necessary

who doesn't need a service dog or a person, who helps him on a daily basis

he seems to be high-functioning, isn't he?

I also know an autistic person...

whose mother came to school (several schools!) so that his teachers would tell her again and again that "such abnormal children" shouldn't study with "normal" kids in the same class

who often has shutdowns and meltdowns

who gets sensory overloaded every time if he doesn't wear his headphones with ANC

who gets sensory overloaded because of the bright lights and loud noises, such as people laughing, children screaming, dogs barking, people simply talking, cars being noisy, etc

who needs to stim most of the time

who suffers from an unstable routine (he needs it to be very structured)

who is semiverbal

who needs other people to help him with things like asking a salesman for help

who can't stand small talks, eye contact, almost never gets sarcasm and neurotypical humor

and this is not the end of the list. this person is obviously low-functioning.

It's probably already clear what I'm getting at, but both of these people are me. people prefer to see the "high-functioning" part of my autism in order to devalue my condition. it is easier to pretend that I have fully adapted to life in NT society because I was forced to mask, than to admit that I'm disabled and to accept the fact that I'm not able to function at the same level as non-autistic (and neurotypical in general because non-autistic neurodivergent people are still here) people, just because of my autism. "functioning" terms just devalue the experience of people on the spectrum, simply because we are different and can't be compared to each other.

[ambrosiagourmet]

I notice no one has asked yet so for the character thing: laios! Or if you want to go for a less common one: the winged lion

Laios!!!!!!

First impression

Honestly its hard to even limit this within the confines of starting the actual manga. I genuinely think I'd have to say my real first impression of Laios was the "autism be damned, my boy can work a grill" joke that gets passed around a lot 😭

Impression now

Older brother.

Loves his friends and family so much. Let him infodump!!!!! A guy that can character arc so hard he becomes a king because its the only way to deal with the things he can no longer let himself look away from. A guy who wants to eat a good meal. A guy who wants everyone to eat a good meal.

A guy who can be all that and still kind of pettily complain that he doesn't get to hang out with monsters anymore & can mope about it soooo annoyingly. A guy who decided to eat the concept of all-consuming hunger because it was the only way to deal with the problem so he might as well try. A guy who can completely change his life by deciding to share his special interest. A guy who can imitate a dog really well.

Favorite moment

Don't make me choooose... okay I'm gonna do three:

1. Assembling Falin's bones with Marcille

The humor. The patience. The slow realization that, despite how absurd of a task it is, it is actually all possible. The moments of admiration for the way skeletons work, the love of the details, the care of assembling all three skeletons just to make sure they get Falin right. Iconic scene.

2. Killing Falin

"Unable to make myself accept. Unable to make myself resist" lives in my soul now idk what else to say. Life is so vibrant and horrifying and raw and beautiful and to let yourself fully be a part of it you must take up space. You must consume. You must fight. You must take and be taken from. Ourgh

3. Talking Marcille down

I love that he looks so goofy on his way up to her. I love the context of how much he refuses to give up on her leading up to this, and how he refuses to give up on her now. I love how everyone is part of this scene, but he's the first one to cross the threshold. I love how she almost blows him up but can't do it (fun fact: this exact situation/post was how she killed Mithrun a couple of chapters ago. It was close).

I love the way he appeals to her mostly just with messy honesty, and I love the silly three rules callback. It's such a sweet chapter.

Also honorary mention for the final page of the story, which gets me every time.

Idea for a story

I'm actually currently fiddling with a longer story concept dealing with the question of Laios needing an heir. Dungeon Meshi is grounded enough in politics that it genuinely feels like a question that the characters will have to grapple with at some point. At the same time, there's no way that like arranged marriage and even having kids in general are not messy topics for Laios and I don't think anyone involved would want to force him to be miserable.

(I also don't personally like the idea of Falin as his heir ftr, bc I think forcing Falin into that role sucks and I don't think anyone would go for it)

So how DO they deal with the issue? Idk! I might write a long meandering story about it! Maybe! I want to, at least.

Unpopular opinion

Ughhhh I don't realllly want to poke this with a stick but yeah I definitely think my most generic (apparently????) Unpopular Opinion with Laios is just that his relationship with Marcille is meaningful and loving. I personally don't view it as romantic and they mean a lot to me as a platonic-life-partners kind of thing, but I also think that dividing relationships in general into Ships TM and Definitely Not Ships isn't really appealing to me personally. I just care them.

(at the same time I really do worry about trying to write about them and it being taken as romantic despite me very intentionally not framing it as such. idk, navigating this stuff is complicated.)

Favorite relationship

UGHHHH LIKE. It is probably him and Marcille. But it's so hard to rank that against him and Falin. Both relationships mean a lot to me and I love them and I love to think about them.

Because him and Marcille have more on the page interactions to dig into and because I don't see them discussed as much, I do tend to gravitate to Marcille & Laios stuff above all else. But like.... don't make me actually commit to picking.

Favorite headcanon

I can't think of a strong answer for this so I'm going to make one up on the spot: I think he giggled to himself soooo much when he included the winged lion in his king outfit but made it so that it looks like the wolf head is eating it. I think he continues to giggle about it years later. I think he gets dressed in the morning and puts on his cloak and goes "get ate, idiot" as he fastens it around his shoulders.

Oh actually for a more genuine headcanon related to the story thing I mentioned above: I think Laios is really good with kids but would be scared of having any of his own. I think he'd have trouble with the classic "I don't want to mess them up the way my dad messed me up" abused kid struggle.

[melondaskelet0n]

NEW INTRO BLOG?!?! GASP!

Deciding to make a new intro blog since I feel like it

AHEM!!!

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

MY NAME IS MELON! I AM 14 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE TO DRAW AND MAKE EDITS! I TAKE REQUESTS AND LOVE TALKING TO NEW PEOPLE (I MIGHT BE A LITTLE SHY)!! I LOVE TF2 AND COD, I'M VERY CHATTY AND FRIENDLY AND I'M BISEXUAL!! I SUPPORT ANY SEXUALITY AND WILL ALWAYS TRY TO REMEMBER YOUR PRONOUNS AND PREFERED NAMES!! I AM VERY SHMOL AND HAVE DEPRESSION, I APPARENTLY MIGHT HAVE AUTISM AND ADHD ACCORDING TO MY IRL FRIENDS, MY OTHER ACCOUNT IS @meloubdagoober WHICH I FORGOT EXISTED, MY SCHOOL FATHER IS @wheresmy-berries (AN AMAZING PERSON) AND I AM SOLDIER'S AND ZHANNA'S DAUGHTER FRFR, INCLUDING THAT I'M @tf2addictedman-wastaken SISTER! (NOT IRL)

THINGS I WILL DO:

ANSWER SFW/SUGGESTIVE ASKS

BE YOUR PERSONAL THERAPIST

A YOUNGER/OLDER SISTER FIGURE

ACCEPT ANY SEXUALITY ON MY BLOG!!

QUICKLY RESPOND (SINCE I GET LONELY)

RANT A LOT ABOUT STUFF

SUPPORT AND COMFORT OTHERS!!

THINGS I WILL NOT DO

ANSWER NSFW ASKS

ALLOW ANY PEDOPHILES, ZOOPHILIA, DREAMSEXUAL OR ANY RED FLAGS ON MY BLOG

ALLOW SPAMMING (UNLESS UR MESSAGING ME OFC AND HOPEFULLY NOTHING BAD)

ALLOW HATE, RACISM, SEXISM, HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA ETC ON MY BLOG

ACCEPT ANY HATE OR DISCRIMINATION AGAINST MY FRIENDS OR PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW MY BLOG (idc if you insult me I'm already broken)

ACCEPT ANY THREATS TOWARDS ME

MORE INFO!!!

I AM CURRENTLY REALLY INTO TF2 AND COD BLACK OPS (1-4)

I LOVE SCOUT TF2 AND SOON GOING TO COSPLAY AS HIM!

I IDENTIFY AS FEMALE (WATERMELON)

I GO BY SHE/HER PRONOUNS

IF YOU FOLLOW, I GIVE A FOLLOW BACK

APPRECIATE THOSE WHO REBLOG MY STUFF AND INSTANTLY WILL FOLLOW AND LIKE THEIR POSTS

I SUCK AT ANIMATING N DRAWING SOMETIMES

I SWEAR I DON'T HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA I JUST HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS STILL

I MIGHT TALK ABOUT SEX OR SMASHING SCOUT BUT PLS DO NOT THINK I'M ACCEPTING NSFW ASKS OR TALKS THAT LAST FOR 40 MINUTES ((I JUST GET FREAKY))

I ENJOY ART

I DO NOT MAKE MYSELF AS CANON TO BEING SOLDIER'S AND ZHANNA'S DAUGHTER, IT'S JUST AN AU THINGY

I DON'T MIND ROLE PLAYING!!!

MY HUMOR IS BROKEN SO HIT ME W JOKES

I LIKE CREEPYPASTA AS WELL!!!

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@meloubdagoober @melondaskeletondraws

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[trophykisser]

☂️ KETSUS INTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

rentry

MY CHILDREN 🏖️

HI HI HI HIHIHIHIHIHIH ITS ME!!! ITS ME!!! KETSU!!! THE REAL ONE!!! ITS ME ITS ME!!! GRAUHH

use he/him for me!!! but you can also use namepronouns for me (i like when people say my name it makes me very happy)!!!1111

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED REPUBLIC OF KETSULAND!!!

aquarious, my bday is 8th feb

ENFP

I have BPD, ADHD and possibly autism, so pslpslsps be patient wit me and im sorry if i make some concerning posts or if i act really weird,,,,

im a MINOR !!!! ⚠️ i myself have dirty humor so go ahead and make those types of jokes with me but do NOT talk that way ABOUT me otherwise i WILL find you

I COLLECT UMBRELLAS!! so far 16 of them, i also name n generally personify tem,,,, my favorite son is tom AND he turned 6 this year his bday is the 10th of oct (get it cuz hes a 10/10) (love you tom) (best son)

FUTURE ENTOMOLOGIST I LOVE BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nr 1 Trophy fan + fictionkin of him,,, check out my epic side blog >>> @trophy-horseplay

Polish!! but i can speak english, learning finnish and i also speak hexspeak (hexspeak is basically leik, if i wanted to say Hi id say "4869"!!!1111) very epice,,,

I LOVE YAPPING!!!

BYI

-I often mirror personalities -I get overly attached and tend to fall in love quickly (often at first sight) -Im rlly childish,,, -I sometimes have very offensive/edgy/dirty humor -I may sometimes say something weird -I personify objects alot -Idk how to comfort people -I have a weird way of typing esp when happy and sometimes its hard to understand me!!! (as u can see,, abov,,, and also in general in my posts)

DNI

-Basic DNI criteria -Proshippers -Lolicons -8- / 30+ -obesity/fat acceptance members (I do NOT find fat people disgusting or see them as any less, im talking about ACCEPTING AND PROMOTING OBESITY and even ENCOURAGING it) -People with over-complicated typing quirks like this -> [3xa|v|pl3] -DSMP fans -people who use 👁👄👁, ✨, 💅

INTERESTS

-OSC / Object Show Community -Anime (too much to list) -Countries, Languages, etc etc -Touhou Project -Reverse1999 -Guts & Blackpowder -Max design pro (im dead serious) -Pretty blood -Technical -Teach the cat -Ongezellig -Sad panda studios -Dictators (i dont support dictatorship), ww2, military, tanks, etc etc (my fav tank is the leopard 2 btw,,, very important) -nijiura maids -Needy streamer overload -ikigusare idols -ukagakas -madness combat -ENA and so much more!!

MUSIC I ENJOY

-Breakcore -Splittercore -Rock -Metal -Gorenoise -Grindcore -Speedcore -Noise / Noisecore -War time songs -Folk -90s music n more

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OBJECTSONA vvv

for fanarts,,,, whenever you draw me or draw SOMETHING for me i save em all btw on my pc i might not answer to them since i get shy when i get gifts but just know it makes me happy for tje rest of the day so,,,, pls do,, itll be cool,, n amazeng,,,,

ketsu was here,,,

[esperfruit]

TTTE Human AU Character Bonus facts Part 2

Darius Diesel:

Owns a black motorcycle

German + Iranian

BPD

Bisexual disaster 

D10, Arry, Bert and Sonny are the only ones that call him Darius

Has a strong fondness for cute animals, especially ducklings

Currently works on smoking less

Built up an unhealthy tough guy persona over the years, tries to let go of it

Got his scar over his eye in a fight with D10

Does struggle a lot with understanding his own emotions and thus expressing them

Self-conscious about his cackling after Donald made fun of it once  

His parents named him after the Persian king Darius III

Is crazy good at magic tricks ( thank you Full of Surprises)

Fluent in English, German and Persian

His relations to Duck are currently described as “complicated”

Scott “Flying Scotsman” Gresley:

Wanted to be a skateboarder as a teen but his family disapproved 

British

Insomnia

Pansexual

Still holds many regrets for being a very neglectful older brother for so many years

Best social skills out of all Gresleys

Secretly has a drinking problem

Cares about his model engines as if they were his own children

Went missing for a while when he was on a trip to America

Loves PDA, disappointed he can’t show it with Truro in public

Keeps all his influential relatives close to keep an eye on them to avoid more conspiracies 

Likes giving public interviews except when it’s about Gresley family matters

Often played harmless pranks on his younger siblings as a teen

Spencer Gresley:

Has an eye for jewelry and knows what looks good one someone

British

NPD 

Bisexual

Unironically calls himself “Spencer the Grand”

Barely had any freedom as a child because of his controlling parents

He's very insecure and gets easily defensive

Does shady underground businesses 

Caused several assassinations to eliminate competition 

Stole, broke or hid Gordon’s belongings as a child

Incapable of introspection, never sees any flaw in himself

If you offended him once, he will be your biggest hater forever

Will brag about his wealth and fame at any given opportunity 

Loves spoiling his romantic partners with his riches 

Ryan Gresley:

Very fast runner, won multiple competitions and is considered an olympia candidate

British + Moroccan

ADD + dyslexia + dyscalculia

Straight ally

Early bird, goes jogging every day at 5 AM as a warm-up 

Very uncomfortable in growing up in a strict and stuck-up Gresley household

His family only started supporting his running career after he gathered fame for it

Huge fan of sci-fi books even if he can only finish two per year 

An extrovert but also very shy

Sneaks into arcades when he takes a day-off from  training

Is used to receiving a lot of love letters but is too shy to even open them

A bit oblivious to when he’s being teased or when someone is annoyed with him without openly showing it

Often helps Daisy out at taking care of the apartment complex

Sonny Evans:

Has barely any recollection of his childhood, only remembers his time at the smuggling ring

British + Korean

Autism

Gay

Low blood pressure, struggles waking up in the morning

Apologized to Rosie for being so rude to her at the start

Enjoys rides around the island with Diesel on Diesel’s motorcycle

While way more accepted now, many still avoid him

Became friends with Paxton, Sidney, Norman, Den and Dart over time

Has a dry sense of humor and says things very deadpanned, Diesel loves it

Sonny and Diesel secretly investigate the island for traces of D10 

Bad at arguing, usually walks off when frustrated

Subconscious resting intimidating glare

Hiro Kawasaki:

A pacifist, only uses his strength to help others

Japanese

Bisexual + demi + non-binary

Never used a single swear word in his life

Has mastered the ability of making a good first impression

Suffers from frequent homesickness

Despite his missing sense of touch making him feel uneasy, he takes full advantage of it

His determination can easily become stubborn and lead him into endangering himself

Perfectionist and prioritizes getting a job done over his own needs

Great interest in the evolution of global architecture and wants to learn about the current era as possible since he missed out on so much 

Bill and Ben Bagnall:

Constantly try to trick Donald and Douglas and fail miserably every time

British

ADHD (both)

Have been in detention more than every other student

Know every trick in the book on how to cheat on tests

Often do the opposite of what they’re ordered to out of spite

Saved a group of workers from a landslide once and Thomas at a second time and have been bragging about it since then

Bill loves teasing Ben over being the older twin

Get very upset when they are accused of things so bad not even they would do and are very vocal about it

Boris “BoCo” Bagnall:

Got his nickname for his interest in the CoBo diesel engine

British

Neurotypical

Straight ally

Has a very distinct way of saying “do you mind?”

Calls his sons “little bees”

Old friend of Edward since university and stayed in contact even before he moved to Sodor

Gordon sees him as a good friend after he thought BoCo saved his life even if it was just a misunderstanding

[noemilivv]

Hi! I saw that a matchup event is open and I (of course) had to join : ) here I go!

FANDOM: I would like a MALE HAZBIN HOTEL matchup request please! the characters I don’t want is husker or angel dust (I have no problem with them but I don’t feel comfortable with having them as romantic partners…..)

ABOUT ME: My name is Jaxrel! People call me "Jax" for short. also use other names like Himawari, Rin, etc, He/Him (They/Them is acceptable), I'm a Trans Man who's pansexual and l've been diagnosed with mental illness and disorders that I do not wish sharing ATM.

Personality(+ Notes): I'm a ENTP Ravenclaw, 5w4, Extroverted. I'm a very chill and intelligent person I'm very polite and sweet! at first awkward, shy and distant when meeting people, extremely independent, when comfortable I talk about a lot of stuff for hours, loud talker, emotions come off as sarcastic or silly (due to autism), confident, straightforward (I have a urge to correct someone of faulty information), uses "big" words, good sense of humor, playful, entertaining, optimistic, mischievous, curious(l'm nosy and I love gossip), i can be a rule breaker(sometimes don't mean to), dad/ tharapist friend, when I go out I bring water bottles, first aid kit, chapstick(s) just in case, chill but some people would say I have some "repressed anger issues, I get a realllyyy overractive Brain, I tend to get deep and philosophical when l'm left on my own for to long, I can be verbally aggressive when prevoked. If this helps more the characters I kin a lot are: Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice), Tei (Nameless), Gojo Satoru (Jujustu Kaisen), Cutthroat (Akudama Drive, Except the Bloodlust cutthroat has.), Ranpo Edogawa (Bungo Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungo Stray Dogs), Space Ishtar (Fate), Okita Souji (Fate), Langa Hasegawa (Sk8 The Infinity), Sherlock Holmes (TGAA), Zack (Final Fantasy 7), Vash The Stampede (Trigun), Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist), Otonashi Yuzuru (Angel Beats), Karma Akabane (Assassination Classroom), Vanitas (Study Case of Vanitas), Zoe Hange (AOT), Shinoa Hiiragi (Seraph of The End) + more

MORE KINS: hiyori tomoe (enstars), yoosung kim (mystic messenger), jumin han (mystic messenger), hanako (tbhk), felix kranken (twf), albedo (genshin impact), shoya ishida (a silent voice), tom (eddsworld), eridan (homestuck), karkat (homestuck), shu itsuki (enstars),miyamura izumi (horimiya), micheal afton (FNAF), lolbit (FNAF), mangle (FNAF), natsume sakasaki (enstars), sora harukawa (enstars), urumi akamaki (alice in borderland), V (mystic messenger), hagumi kitazawa (bandori), matsubara kanon (bandori), shinji ikari (neon genesis evangelion), minami kotobuki (oshi no ko), lain iwakura (serial experiments lain), hajime hinata (danganronpa), k-angel (needy streamer overdose) and more 😃

Looks: Half Polish and Vietnamese with Some Scottish and Half Middle Eastern(Iraqi) /Filipino with Some Russian, I'm very skinny like just flat, I have hazel eyes and some slight flecks of amber and blue, I have upturned eyes but they seem like they are almond shaped but they aren't too noticeable, I think I have a heart shaped face but from different angles it looks more diamond shaped(?), I'm approximately 5'8, I have a dimple only on my chin, I have dyed black hair, I also have bangs too, my clothing style tends to stretch widely from comfy to... a lot like this! I wear gyaru (hime gal, himekaji, agejo, gyaruo, rokku, manba, baba, kogal, tsuyome, and kigurumi), goth (trad goth, romantic goth, mall goth, cyber goth, and victorian goth), scenemo/emo (ofc), & vkei ouji and lolita, I can also pull off a kpop idol look, i also wear a lot of cool dresses and suits, I also wear Y2K and I also dress in alternative clothing a LOT, I wear a lot of other harajuku styles such as, jirai kei, decora and more so on.

Likes: Chocolate, Strawberries, Iced Coffee and Boba Tea, Anime/ Manga, Music, Food, Winning in arguments online or irl, Reading, Art (Digital Art, Drawing, Painting, Pottery, etc), Cats, Sharks, Animals in general, Anthropology, Zoology, Theology(+ more) Cold/or Rainy Weather, Cooking, Cosplaying, Shopping, Playing Tabletop RPG's, Chess Board Games or just Gaming, Dancing, Abstract or Romance movies, Murder Mysterys, Kdrama, Spicy or Sweet Food, Ramen, learning new languages/instruments and much more.

Dislikes: Loud Noises, Slow Walkers, People who don't know when to close their mouths when chewing and hot weather.

Love Languages: physical touch & words of affirmation (giving). gift giving, words of affirmation & physical touch (receiving).

Thank you so much! I can’t wait to see who I got!!!! :-)

hey jaxrel!! i knew pretty much immediately before you even submitted who i was doing for ya haha, and that person is…

Lucifer !!

You and Luci are like the gay dads to Charlie and the gang it’s actually so cute

Lucifer lovesss to get deep into shit and philosophical with you haha

He loves having lazy days in bed with you, just curled up together, talking about anything or just fuckin’ sleeping lmao

Both of you two struggle with mental health on your occasions, so the fact that you two can pick each other back up is super sweet, you and Lucifer grow to better understand eachother and pick up on the little cues which make handling the harder days a lot easier for the both of ya!

Lucifer also loves your various styles, as I said in your last request, he definitely has you style him some sick fits for his important meetings haha

He also loves making you little small duck related gifts, because ducks are the only thing he knows how to make😭💕