#Asslo

[skull-ishcloud]

Unpopular opinion: Asslo is the best character in UnOrdinary. His ideology, his internal conflict, his obsession with the rules and "that's how it's supposed to be". It's just *chef's kiss*

No offense to the Powerpuff girls trio, but Arlo is beautifully portrayed. I loved that arc in which he outed John, it was so perfect, the scheming in his head, the entire plan and again that obsession with rules, makes that character just great (even if I would hate his guts if he existed irl).

Also about John cause I'm pretty sure someone is gonna say it. His trauma is very well built, but like his redemption arc? I hated him with all my heart before we even got to see him kicking people, and him beating my Remi half way to death, was the last straw.

[1010ninetynine]

why arlo is objectively worse than john fight me

Okok so asslo got his name for a reason. this hierarchy he’s obsessed with isn’t something he’s obsessed with to a T, ok? he’s not like “might makes right” else he’d worship the floor John walks on. He would only dream of being beat up by John again, the fiery passion in his eye stirring a longing Arlo can’t quite understand (mom this is for you <3)

No, instead, Arlo has an issue with John being a dumbass who can’t function. Because, yk, his method was “hide the fact im powerful and everyone will love me again” which worked out so wonderfully for him.

Not to say he can never be smart. I’ve met people who were truly dumbasses who came up with the genius of putting icecream on fruit roll ups before tiktok. But like...he doesn’t think anything he does through, and that’s why Cecile got fucked over. She assumed John acts with reason in his pea brain.

So I understand Arlo’s issue - John has no real goal, my boy is just angry. What he fails to understand that the fact this school is in ruin is 50% his fault (well he realizes it later but he certainly believed it was justified for a while)

Don’t believe me? I’ll explain.

SO seraphina losing her powers? 100% not his fault, and that was going to mess with his beloved system whether he liked it or not.

BUT. The main reason why this problem was exacerbated, and another problem in its own right, is that he chose to mess with the school ““cripple””, knowing ISEN, RUMOR LOVING ISEN, was scared enough to say “Hey! Leave John alone, I can’t predict what will happen.”

So, instead of doing that, taking the hint from Isen’s OBVIOUS fear that it’s more than just John being powerful, it’s also John being unfit for a Royal position, Arlo decides to force him out of hiding.

This, my friends, is the only reason John actually ends up fighting Arlo’s system of affairs. If Arlo did jack diddly squat regarding John, taking Isen’s fear as a hint, then John would be playing cripple and Arlo would still have a semi regulated system. Just with Seraphina needing protection.

I judge John less for what he did and how that, objectively, was bad for everyone because - he found a way to not be an ass, yk? Sure, not mentally healthy, but with Seraphina as his friend, she would’ve found out eventually and she was (and probably still would be) kind enough to get him to get it the fuck together. But even if she weren’t - Arlo made the CONSCIOUS decision to fuck with someone whose powers he DID NOT KNOW for the SOLE purpose of maintaining a HIERARCHY he DOESN’T BELIEVE IN.

Like FUCK. Arlo’s gotta stop being a might makes right guy if John being an ass was going to bother him. Like...bro. If high tiers rule, then why is John’s current behavior in any way ludicrous to him. He should be unquestioningly listening? Compared to John, he’s not strong in the slightest.

And I’d have forgiven all of this ludicrous hypocrisy...if Arlo was the kind of guy who wouldn’t be so violent with a crippled individual. Wanting the cripple to know their place, that’s one thing. Being so cruel to a cripple is another.

He only realized his wrongdoings and felt sorry after John ruined everything for him. If John really wasn’t that strong, Arlo wouldn’t have felt any sense of guilt whatsoever, because he never would have thought about what he did.

John only became someone worth caring abt when he was strong. And it’s difficult to think of John as objectively worse when Arlo pulled that shit on him.

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Arlo: I don't know what's so special about birthdays

John: You get to have fun on your birthday?

Arlo: What's so fun about a group of people huddling around an object on fire while chanting a song in unison until the fire goes out and a knife getting stabbed in the said object? And let's not forget the offerings people give us.

John: ...

John: How could you ruin birthdays for me? Are you not satisfied with just my life?

[tmos-time]

waking up with a cold like. my brain is spindrift by colin stetson

[follivora]

okay 🍑 (Asslo)

[sipthegossip-if]

Arlo is probably going to be my favorite, but I'm going to forever think of Asslo from unOrdinary. Is there an eta on the demo release date? If not, that's fine. I just want to make sure I save the date.

Arlo is probably going to be my favorite, but I'm going to forever think of Asslo from unOrdinary.

They are even somewhat similar in appearance tbh LMAO. It was unintentional, really sjsjs.

Is there an eta on the demo release date? If not, that's fine. I just want to make sure I save the date.

Not yet! But I will make an announcement a day or two before the actual release so no worries there ahaha!

[dumbdumbartprojects]

ARLOOOOOOOO MY BABYGIRL (ASSLO! BUT ALSO HES EVOLVING LET HIM GROW)

[blond-jerk-tourney]

Honey Bracket: Round 1, Poll 9

Ianthe illustration is by @starcanist

Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Ianthe Tridentarius

(from ask) She is a very powerful necromancer. She figures out that she can become more powerful through human sacrifice, and within a few seconds she immediately murders her own servant and eats his soul. This is after she ate his hair, nails, and chunks of flesh during a seance. Her greatest desire is "ultimate power, and my face on posters". She's also mean to her sister, and openly insults her intelligence in front of everyone, constantly. Calling Ianthe a blonde jerk is an understatement. She is rancid, and the entire fandom including myself thinks she's very hot.

Arlo

Was nicknamed Asslo by the fandom because he bullied the protagonist into a mental breakdown

[cephei-ea]

Masterlist

Genres:

F= fluff

A= angst

N= nsfw

S= smut

C= comfort

H= hurt

Categories:

ima= imagine

one= oneshot

fic= fic (multiple chapters)

drb= drabble

au= alternate universe

hc= headcannons

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JUJUTSU KAISEN

Geto Suguru

Memento (fic - a, c)

ATTACK ON TITAN

Levi Ackerman

Reflection (one - a, h)

FINAL FANTASY VII

Cloud Strife

Fluff Alphabet (hc/drb - f)

Interlinked (drb - a, h)

TALE OF THE NINE TAILED

Lee Rang 

Green Juice (one - a, h/c, f)

MOB PSYCHO 100

Shigeo Kageyama (Mob)

Disbelief  (ima - a)

GENSHIN IMPACT

Diluc Ragnvindr (DNH)

Hydro Abyss Mage (ima - a)

Multi

Multi (individual) - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (fic/hc - f, a)

Multi (individual) - Argument Pt1 (hc/drb - a)

Multi (individual) - Argument Pt2 (drb - a, h/c)

UNORDINARY

Arlo (Asslo)

Chores (one -  a, c)

Pattern (one - a, c)

I LOVE YOO

Dieter Becker-Wulff

Summit (drb - f, h/c)

[froggos-are-superior]

Mini rant time.

One of the most popular discussions in the Unordinary fandom is definitely the struggle between John Doe and the Royals at Wellston. I know John gets a lot of shit for his part in it, but I really don't blame him for most of it. His behavior at his school in New Bostin was atrocious of course, but when he moved to Wellston, he changed and made himself smaller to try and atone for what he did in an effort to not hurt anyone that severely again. Arlo started their rivalry and John simply finished it. To put it simply, Arlo fucked around and found out. As for the other Royals, they're not innocent in it either. Their job as Royals is to maintain the hierarchy, sure, but it should also be to make sure that the stronger students aren't abusing their powers, and they failed miserably in that. John went too far, yes, but he was blamed for everything that happened when in reality, the abuse he faced at Wellston was the result of the Royals' spectacular failure of managing the system they were so hellbent on maintaining. Also fuck you Vaughn for leaving the kids to "work it out on their own". In conclusion, John and the Royals both sucked, but Asslo takes the cake for highest level of suckery.

[webtoon-related-tournaments]

Who's Arlo?

Well the fandom nicknamed him Asslo and he threw a fork at two kids who were bickering. He loves hierarchy but mainly because he's at the top of the foodchain. He's a pawn of the government but he's starting to learn he cannot trust them. All in all, a lovable asshole.

Who's Remi?

She's my favourite secondary character in the series (we love girls who get things done) so here is a nomination for her!!!

[cloud-anon]

Hii im the same anon who asked your thoughts on UnOrdinary! I have another question—

Who is your favorite character and why?

dnehjlacndas okay this one's hard. because all of the characters have changed personalities quite a bit, especially interacting with John as the protagonist because JOHN changed so much.

I love a lot of the main cast, so John and Sera but also, like, Remi, Arlo, those groups. Also Kuyo. I love Kuyo lol

if I had to put them in an order, I'd say Blyke and Isen are at the top, and Arlo's up there too somewhere but with a grain of salt because I'm still figuring out where his loyalties lie (the comments about Asslo and Brolo are so fucking funny to me)

and then also Sera, and I'm starting to like John a lot better now that he's more under control after... y'know, all of season 1-

but I also really like Remi and Leilah so I JUST DON'T KNOW 🤣🤣

btw you're the Unordinary anon until further notice :)

[stellarpatellarinstability]

when i say asslo (derogatory) i actually mean asslo (affectionate)

[crazydaymycrazyway]

One of the royals in the neighboring school during turf wars: I beg your pardon

Arlo: Then beg

[zoentrope-rkgk]

Episode 188 got me thinking, so I ended up drawing this XD https://twitter.com/zoentrope https://www.instagram.com/zoentrope/ 

[amanizali]

this gives no-gel John vs. gel John energy