#Aron!Anon

[asktheweirdpichu]

Asche: "Let me- let me just wait another minute- just in case!"

"Aaaaaand... aaaany moment now...!"

"... ... ... ... ..."

Asche: "Sigh... alright, I'm not a Pikachu after all, I guess... good to know... yaaaay..."

Asche: (Ah... g-getting dizzy...? That’s... weird, I haven’t used any moves today... guess I'll just... put this somewhere safe and... g-go rest for a bit...)

[ @auctor-phineas-quillsworthy​ ]

[httpiastri]

some more paul and physical touch as his love language headcanons? 🥺🤲

aaaa i love love love paul x physical touch :((

i think that paul is obsessed with physical touch. as in, actually obsessed. as in, he's not able to be in the same room as you without having his hands on you. but not only is it something he craves and feels like he's starving without, but it's also his way of showing you how much he loves you.

he doesn't always like to admit just how down bad he is for you, though. when you've had a bad day, paul's excuse is wanting to comfort you; with you settling in his lap, his hands caressing your thighs as he listens to your rants, the proximity in itself lessening your pain. when you're in a crowded space, paul blames it on needing to keep you safe; with an arm slung around your waist, a hand on your side and his fingers grazing your ribs, he guides you through the mass of people at the festival, just to make sure you don't get lost and no one tries to steal you away (he doesn't know how to explain the fact that he keeps his arm there even when you're out of the crowd, though).

but a lot of the time, he can't be bothered to be shy about his feelings. in the mornings, when you're a mess of yawns and tangled limbs, paul will wrap you in his embrace and never let go, fingers brushing up and down your arms. when a race goes particularly well, he wants nothing more than to lift you up in the air and squeeze you tightly to him. and late at night, when you're wrapped up in blankets together and the movie on the tv is long forgotten, he loves to trace his thumb along your features, down the slope of your nose and over the apple of your cheeks.

but his favorite act of physical touch? hand-holding, 100%. he'll be holding your hand at all times – while sleeping, cooking, driving, eating, walking, cuddling, you name it! there's just no better thing to him than the feeling of your fingers slipping between his, the backside of your hand under his thumb, getting to squeeze your hand in his...

of course, he loves receiving it just as much. nothing beats the tingle that shoots through his body when your fingers thread through his hair, your nails scratch down the back of his neck, or palms glide over his muscular shoulders.

but not only is it in the needy way that he wants your physical affection; your touch really means a lot to him. it's comforting, stabilizing, soothing. and most importantly, it's reassuring, like a physical reminder of how much you love him.

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

How would the younger (24/25 rookies + oscar + logan) drivers react to american pro athlete (baseball, ice hockey, basketball, football, etc) sliding into their DMs?

I can imagine franco kicking his feet and squealing. Ollie and kimi would both (probably) malfunction. Logan would blue screen so hard. I could go on but it's past midnight now.

🦈

shark anon (may i call you sharkie?) you are so right

franco colapinto:

he may or may not understand the sport you play

however

he does understand hot guy + sliding into his dms = good thing

he's sooo teenage girl in a romcom abt it

absolutely blushing, giggling, kicking his feet—whole nine yards

if he does know the sport he WILL be booing refs (even while watching on his phone during race weekends)

if not he'll just be happy to sit back, look pretty, and cheer you on

gabriel bortoleto:

he's kind of surprised?

like. i can't explain it but i think in his mind there's just not a lot of crossover between motorsports and american sports?

he knows athletes from other sports come to races but he doesn't really pay all that much attention

unless they're brazilian. bc like. duh.

then you're in his dms and he looks you up and just

he walks into a wall because he gets distracted looking at you

kimi antonelli:

totally malfunctions

just stares at the message for so long you think he's ghosting you

he's grabbing ollie or dino or SOMEONE bc he is freaking out

(in a good way)

an adorable bundle of nerves and apologies and flustered compliments once he actually remembers to text you back

when you meet in person and you kiss his cheek he gets so red

gone

no more kimi

only puddle

logan sargeant:

i think he's probably the most aware of you

yes because he's american but also because i think he probably follows more sports than the others

when he sees the message from you he's already kind of in shock

takes him several minutes to actually open it and not just stare at your name in his dms list

but then you're flirting with him in the message????

logan is just blank he's only thinking about you saying whatever your line was in person

alex or oscar probably end up texting you back for him

ollie bearman:

malfunctions but like. in the opposite way to kimi.

he's texting you back immediately

like so fast it's almost concerning

what's more concerning though is that his messages sound like he's having a stroke

poor little bear's brain is moving too fast for his typing so he's starting a new sentence halfway through an unfinished one

once you get him to calm down (only a bit. he's still ollie after all) he's inviting you to a race asap and also yes he would like to go on a date with you

please

just let him know when and where

please

he's so cute when he's begging

oscar piastri:

i think he'd probably end up not responding for literally weeks

he looks at the message every day (every hour, really)

types and deletes so many possible replies

way overthinking it

lando probably catches him and messages you to tell you that oscar is not, in fact, ghosting you

he's just a mess

oscar nearly dies when you call him cute bc of it

paul aron:

if you're a hockey player he's definitely mentioning that you should come to estonia

yk only because they have good weather for hockey

of course

no other reason

i think he'd try to kind of act like a playboy but massively fails?

he's using the most frat bro pick up lines on you ever

but then you call him pretty and he's just like a lil puppy

10/10 dork

[spoonfulofmilo]

anything for bear anon

cause it was poly, i split it up over 3 separate posts, which you can see here and here

if you want to participate in my 400 followers event, look here :) (which I think explains how long this has taken me)

Please keep requesting - y'all have awesome ideas we agree on a lot of stuff :) - my guidelines are here, and if you want some prompts, they are here.

also feel free to come in and start chatting to me in my asks, would love to get to know y'all better

and if you want to be added to my taglist lmk :)

b - ollie bearman x x - paul aron x 6 - tennis!male!reader

Consistently tries to beat you

And fails

Tennis isnt exactly like padel

Ollie doesnt quite understand the fact that you have to be quiet when theyre playing

So many posts of them trying tennis

And while they do look hot

They should stick to motor racing.

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[puckpocketed]

As someone who’s the go-to prospects blog in my mind, do you have any thoughts on Aron kiviharju dropping to the fourth round? The video the Wild shared after he got drafted is soo interesting to me

"Let me tell you one thing, man; you just made the biggest steal of the draft. I promise you that."

29/06/2024 - The Minnesota Wild draft Aron Kiviharju 122nd overall

Aron Kiviharju was supposed to go 1st overall.

Can you be a bust before you ever get drafted? Can the narrative miasma of going 1st overall linger on someone who went 122nd?

Kiviharju’s first game report from the 2024 EP Draft Guide is dated November 24th, 2019. He was 13 back then. According to them, no other player in EP's database — nor in any other draft guide this year — has had scouts' eyes on them so early, for so long. They say he understands the game beyond what's reasonable for a player his age, that he's always excelled while playing above his year level, that even though he's small and light there's something special about his game. Singular, elite, a phenom. This child is the next big thing. He is 13, 14, 15, he is anointed Boysaviour before his voice has cracked.

How many times have we heard this story before?

One day, Aron Kiviharju will be competing with and against players his age. And when that day comes, it might feel a bit odd for the defenceman. For years, ever since Kiviharju was young, he has played up a level, or two, or three. At age 13, he was playing U16 hockey with TPS Turku and, this past season, as a 15-year-old, he started with TPS’ U18 team before moving on to the U20 club. His numbers – 30 points in 35 games – would be deemed impressive for a 19-year-old forward, never mind a young defenceman who only turned 16 in January.

Steven Ellis' article on Kiviharju for Daily Faceoff, early September 2023, broadens the scope of public scrutiny even further:

Time travel back to 2022, and you'll find his name is printed right next to some familiar faces from this year's draft: Macklin Celebrini, Cole Eiserman, Berkly Catton, Ivan Demidov — except, they're all listed as possible challengers to his assumed throne.

And then, the accident.

The glaring flag on Kiviharju's draft profile, and across every report, every interview, and article since is the reality of his stalled potential. A scout’s job is to project a player’s future, but progress is rarely linear. What might halt a once-promising player's progress? Injuries and global pandemics and a poorly managed season or two; these things don't care for destiny. For every realised prodigy there are a dozen more who will fall short of expectations — this is something you pick up fast reading backdated draft guides and sifting through the history of the NHL.

In Kiviharju's case, the dislocated kneecap and the skate cut to the throat are the things most will write about. Behind the scenes, however, there were evidently other factors that contributed to his drop to the 4th round.

You see, every time I think I've escaped it, the size issue comes back.

The belief remains, however, that larger is better. I’m understating just how much it pervades hockey discourses: it’s present in scouting reports and has had measurable impacts on drafting; I hear it on professional and amateur hockey podcasts; it’s thrown out casually during interviews by coaches and fellow players. I can’t read or listen to anything about Faber without stumbling across it — the preoccupation with size. I’ll be very clear here: I’m not reading anything malicious from specific people, I’m not accusing anyone of crimes, and in no way am I implying that ice hockey is unique here. Just the opposite, in fact. I know professional sports hinges upon producing stars, that the commodification of young bodies is endemic to the business. Those stars are, stripped down to the basest definition, workers who perform with their bodies and sell their labour, whose bodies will inevitably be coveted and revered for their adherence to the Platonic Ideal of their respective crafts. For men’s sports, there’s something extra on top of the commodification of children’s bodies — it’s the vernacular of near-fetishistic worship; of the masculine, the oxymoronic youthful-but-mature, the virile. The language used to praise Faber and other young d-men like him has my stomach twisting in a discomfort that I find hard to quantify — players, coaches, and the media all talk about him, and the hockey blinders slip. He’s a “workhorse”, a “stud”, he’s got “a man’s body” — and call it projecting, call it reading too deeply into innocuous statements, but the closest thing I can compare it to is hearing my AFAB body spoken about as an object whose value can be reduced to its function, its usefulness, its closeness to sexual maturity.

Excerpt from the last time I wrote about a Minnesota d-man (sensing a pattern here).

Kiviharju probably would've dropped some places regardless of his injury and missed time; that's where the league is trending right now in terms of draft preference. When you're small, every mistake is amplified by your lack of size. You must be twice as skilled, faster, more consistent.

p. 595, The 2024 Elite Prospects NHL Draft Guide

Kiviharju's media appearances read like someone who is haunted by his draft stock despite his assertions otherwise.

Kiviharju's bold proclamation, caught on GM Bill Guerin’s hot mic, that the Wild just got "the biggest steal of the draft” will likely be associated with Kiviharju's rise — or perhaps his fall — as Minnesota media and fans work at their mythmaking. I don't know if I want to care about some hockey myths anymore. My appetite for them sours day by day. These myths were started by the eyes and hands and mouths of people watching a boy of 11 play hockey, who witnessed him and salivated at his unwritten future. Part of me thinks: I don't want to be complicit in their continued weaving — though I know I will be anyway.

I read what he says in the lead up to the draft and it's like he's telling himself as he tells us; that he will not care, because he is worth more than this.

From Kiviharju's draft day interview, transcribed by me:

Q: What's the biggest thing you learned about yourself going through the rehab process? AK: Kind of like... it's — life is more than hockey. Hockey is the biggest thing for me. I love the sport. I will do this for the rest of my life, for sure. First playing it, then probably I will continue with hockey after my career, so I've been always thinking like that, and I'm still thinking like that, but it's just that it's — more. Life is more than just hockey, there's a lot of things. And there's a lot of different things about myself, kind of like when you don't — if hockey is my fuel and I'm a car and I'm 200 days without getting any fuel, we have to find some new ways how to get that fuel, to keep my car going. - Q: How has your cut healed since U-18's? AK: Yeah so (he gestures to the cut right below his jawline) that was a pretty close one, but thank God we're alive. That's what I kind of meant when I said that this life is more than just hockey. So first you're 200 days without playing hockey and when you come back your first game the World Under 18's a skate cuts your throat open, so it's very close calls, and that's when you remember that this is only hockey.

Whatever happens, I want Kiviharju to hold on to this. Don't get me wrong, I'm rooting for him. In so many ways, he fits the archetype of players I enjoy. I want him to make it to the show and blow everyone's expectations out of the water and bring Minnesota the Cup. I love this team, even if I rarely post about them. Even still, whether he shoots into stardom or he washes out of the NHL, it doesn't fucking matter. It's only hockey.

And he is more than his ability to live up to our myths.

[daddyricsdoll]

Ur so real honestly I was taught not to go in strangers cars but if that stranger is paul my common sense is going out the window and I’m going with him lmao, honestly I wish I was a writer you all seem so imaginative and you can put all the words onto “paper” and share it with other people whereas I sit here with nothing in my head trying to decide if for my bedtime imaginary story™️ I think Paul would wanna do unimaginable things in his sexy car or weather he’s too much of a total gent or weather he’s just a tease till we get wearever we’re going honestly I envy the way ur mind works -🫶🏻

I think that common sense would be to go in Paul’s car. And I think quite a lot of my imagination comes from delusion but at least we’re here to try and put the beginning of your thoughts into a story/fic.

Paul knows how to treat a girl so I’m sure he will be a gentleman and once he hears the moans leaving your mouth from his fingers he doesn’t want it to stop so he starts teasing you. Even edging till you try and slip your hand down to try and make yourself cum but he can’t let you do that.

You beg him so many times and it’s like music to his ears and when you finally cum he doesn’t let you get a break. Once he finds a secluded spot he gets out of the car and opens your door, just to kneel down and put his head between your legs.

He’s so talented with his tongue and he teases you, but not as much as before, letting you cum as your fingers pull on his hair tightly. Then finally you get to feel his dick slide into you and leave you speechless.

[gogoconvstore]

my top 4 f2 drivers (cuz its a 4, soz)

zane maloney

paul aron

ollie bearman

kimi antonelli

yes this is really my list lmfaooo

(they are all extremely close and basically tied in my ranking tho!)

also i finished the first draft of my bday fic which means i can edit it tomorrow before posting on monday :P

-bear anon (not sir 😂)

i dont really know much about f2 besides those 3 really lol. good luck on the editing bear, if i had the willpower to edit girllllll lol

everybody say "Grattis på födelsedagen!!!" (shout out the 3 things i can say in swedish 💪💪💪)

[championdaigo]

blease,,, steven but he's beat up. or steven and his team together. depends on your comfort lvl w/ drawing beat up characters but i think he would look nice a little bloodied and bruised in your style. ❣️

i'm actually pretty glad you asked for steven with his team, because i can share a little baby WIP!!

b-but beat up steven? steven stone?? Now why would I do that 😳💦👉👈

[molliemoo3]

Could you explain formula e to me please as Paul Aron is racing this weekend

OK so im not necessarily great at explaining things but a basic weekend run down is

Friday

-Shakedown

-FP1 (30 mins i think)

Saturday

-FP2 (30 mins i think)

-Qualifying

-Race 1 ~ 40 laps, 6 mins of attack (4-2, 3-3, or 2-4 splits)

Sunday

-FP3 (30 mins i think)

-Qualifying

-Race 2 ~ 38 laps, 4 mins of attack (3-1, 2-2, or 1-3 splits)

FP sessions are exactly as you'd expect (if they arent the 30mins theyre 45)

Quali is in 2 sections, first the group stages - 2, 12 (i think) min sessions with the drivers split into 2 groups based on championship position (basically odd is one, even is the other) with the top 4 of each group going through to the duels. And then the duels, which are 1 laps shootouts until the top drivers from group A and group B go against each other for pole.

The races are in a lot of ways just races, except with 1000% more chaos a good 95% of the time, the biggest differences are -

Attack Mode, which is the FE equivalent of drs/p2p, except drivers have to push a button to "activate" it, and then go off line to actually gain attack mode, this is where the main strategy comes into play. It is an increase in energy from 300kW to 350kW, and it has to be activated twice in the race, notably in Monaco Jehan failed to activate it at all, and received a 10 secind stop go penalty post race (48s added to his race time). It will cause drivers to lose postiins pretty frequently so its important to make sure you hit the button and go over the 3 loops on track the first time(s) you intended to in order to not lose positions unnecessarily.

No pit stops unless there is a problem hence why attack mode is the main strategy bit. Also front wings arent vital so if it completely comes off and isnt at risk of coming off under the car, theyll probs just keep going without it.

SC, under if the race is under safety car, and or full course yellow, for a certain amount of time (in relation to a reference lap time set based on each track, for Berlin its 2min45s) laps will be added for the first 80% of the race, any sc or fcy after that point will not result in added laps. There is a maximum of 5 added laps per race.

Energy management is a huge part of FE it can sometimes lead to peloton (i think that's the word i mean) style racing with drivers not wanting to lead for to long which can be a bit annoying, but we do get a good dose of chaos each weekend, especially in the last few laps which is always fun. And the mid pack will always be in some sort of fight.

In terms of where to watch your best bet is going to the FE website (or app) and checking for your country. FP sessions are free on youtube and show on the app/website too. There's a predictor game each race which is fun and on the app, as well as driver radios during the race.

Paul's making his debut with Envision, who are the reigning teams champions of formula e. Season 10 hasnt necessarily had the best start for them, but it hasnt been terrible, with best finishes of P2 at the opening round in Mexico and at Race 2 in Diriyah. Envision is a customer team of Jaguar TCS racing who supply their power train, and who the other Envision debut, Joel Eriksson, is the reserve driver for. There's definitely the possibility for points, with a car capable of podiums with its usual drivers, and a power train that can win races and is currently topping the teams standings, a good quali, and avoiding the chaos (much easier said than done) is vital, but definitely doable for him, especially given how his rookie f2 season is going (i say like these cars arent entirely different beasts). Envision clearly has faith in him, and chaos means literally anything is possible (like an abt almost got a podium the other week, truly anything is possible here)

We're also blessed in Formula E land that we have a bunch of lovely people who put a lot of time into creating guides and gathering info for people interested in FE, the mains ones im aware of are:

@formulawah 's bad guide to formula e season 10 - by bad it isnt bad its silly and funny and something to look forward to each season, they also post on twitter about fe and have a blog they post on

and

@robinfrinjs 's formula e, an intro to season 10 - this goes into more detail about the cars and how theyve changed through the gens and has more info on sessions and how a weekend is run. They have a discord full of wonderful people that love fe too.

@formulaesource doesnt really post much over here anymore, but theyre incredibly active on twitter, and are attending this weekend. Theyre pretty much always up to date on how long races and such are gonna be and a great source for updates on penalties and such, and just changes to the formula e world in general.

Hopefully this is somewhat helpful and anything i havent remembered to include can be explained elsewhere or just send another ask and i shall do my best to help you figure out this chaos child of a racing series. Fingers crossed for a decent weekend for Paul 💚💚💚

[dedeinthewild]

Honestly I thought the Dennis fic was cute, I liked it 🩵

thank you lots, you're so kind!

hearing nice feedbacks on the one shots I like the least gives me some hope lol x

I'm usually so insecure about my way of writing that I second guess every word in a matter of minutes, and my wattpad profile/my book drafts hate to see me coming in those minutes

[norrisgrl]

Does Paul still live with his parents

hihi, anon!! i'm not a hundred percent sure but i think he does:) there was a little reel (from november last year) where Ralf said that Paul still lived with his parents, so i'm sure he still does

[emphasisonthehomo]

I've been thinking about this for a little bit, and I've come to the conclusion that I need to put together a pinned post. Yes, I find this deeply embarrassing.

I'm Aron. 30s. They/Them. Queer. Mixed white and Korean, but the white really pops.

You can and should ask me about my fic and be as nosy as possible. I love attention and I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about my writing. Please send me whatever dumb questions/thoughts you may have, I promise I will be delighted. Unless you're an asshole.

I do also take fic requests but there is no guarantee they will get done. We're all at the whim of my garbage brain. However, you should feel free to throw shit into my ask box, because I am notorious for running with things.

I'm a Las Vegas local and I love the Vegas Golden Knights with all of my heart. Even though they vex me. I would happily fist fight Bill Foley in a parking lot.

I tend to be a metal head, and I think everyone would benefit from listening to more screaming in general.

I've got a degree in Russian Studies (regret) and my Russian is generally speaking garbáge. Howmever, I do have an interest in Soviet Propaganda and the Cold War, and I will go fucking batshit if asked about it.

I'm in the death industry, meaning that I work at a funeral home. I also have a lot of thoughts and feelings about mortuaries and cemeteries, just in case you've got questions.

I've got a shoe fetish (black patent leather stilettos specifically) stop asking me why I want to step on various men.

[httpiastri]

https://twitter.com/mclaronz/status/1807060390519648580?t=BDumRCrF0YGQx8cOKBk3YQ&s=19

Imagining this face after other things.

don't even........ i will scream

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

hey! idk if you've already done this but, driver being absolutely terrified of scary movies but saying that they're fine even if they're literally hiding behind the sofa, and the reader teases them about it??

(any driver you think fits!)

🐀

i don't think i've done this yet mouse! also the drivers are so me (i cannot watch scary movies lol)

charles leclerc:

he's so insistent that he won't be scared even though you're 100% sure he will be

one of you is right

it's not charles

he's jumping at every little sound

he's hiding behind the couch cushions and letting out little squeaks/whimpers whenever anything actually happens in the movie

eventually you'll just have to pause it and ignore his (not very convincing) arguments that he's fine to keep watching

open your arms

and he'll shuffle over to hide his face in your shoulder instead

he sleeps with the light on that night and insists on a lot of cuddles

lando norris:

he's never admitting that he was scared

he's literally crawled onto your lap and is clinging to you like his life depends on it

but he's "not scared"

no, he's just making sure you're okay!!!!

he's just checking on his boyfriend!!!!!

just put on a cartoon, it's all he can watch without flinching now

will be even clingier than normal lando

which you thought was impossible

but for at least a week afterwards he will not leave your side for longer than two minutes

you need to pretend like you didn't like the movie or he'll insist on watching more to "prove his bravery"

paul aron:

knew he'd be scared going in

he's totally at peace with that

it's all part of his plan

probably earlier in your relationship and just his excuse to get to cuddle you as much as he possibly can

(you would've said yes anyway, but you'll let him have his fun scheming)

picks a low-level horror movie

he wants to be comforted not traumatised

does not fight at all when you offer to just turn off the movie five minutes in and go watching sitcoms on your computer in bed with him

[the-mew-crew]

So what lead to you guys living here? (If you're comfortable answerin, of course!)

[justmyblogworld]

Can someone translate what they talk about in the new reel Agus posted with Chris, Aron, Code and Kexxy?

1. First one is, that one of them has slept with the biggest artist in the world (I really wanna know more about this one 😂)

2. Agustina is saying something about someone falling in love and then the girl did something (probably talked about herself)

3. Aron said that someone had multiple boyfriends in different countries and they call her mrs.worldwide (Kexxy? 👀😂)

4. Agustina said that someone tried to hook up with their ex but couldn’t (i feel like Chris blushed a bit at this and it made me mad curious 😂)

5. The guy, who always looks tired said that someone keeps going back to their ex (notice how his eyes drift right to Agustina)

6. aron said that someone has a new girlfriend every week (i wonder who 😏)

7. Chris said that someone likes cuban food (too save. It's boring 🙄)

8. agustina said that someone got heartbroken not long ago (probably herself agian)

9. Agustina also said that someone likes their friend (does Chris like either Kexxy or Agustina? Or they like him? I automatically think that Chris is involved 😂)

10. Kexxy said someone has a sugar daddy/mommy (i would take a sugardaddy if he didn't want no sugar 🤣🤣🤣. I automatically thought Agustina and her sugardaddy being the dude with the yacht where she celebrated her birthday 🥴)

11. Aron said that someone went viral because of the argentine team in the world cup (🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️)

12. Chris said someone likes to masturbate every day and Aron was commented “that was before dude” (🤣🤣🤣)

Applause to my good friend, who took the time to translate it for us, as best as she could 👏🏻👏🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻