#kimi raikkonen x male reader

[koalapastries-writes]

drivers reaction to realising they’re the sugar baby/ they earn less money in the relationship haha

also i am deciding to become spoon anon (if it’s not taken haha)

it's not taken!

also sugar baby!drivers is an excellent concept. we should talk abt it a lot. please.

alex albon:

lowkey not surprised

you don't make a big deal about how much money you have/earn

you probably live like a (mostly) normal person who just happens to be able to afford to go to a lot of races

but there were clues

totally brags about it all the time

he probably doesn't spend your money all that much tbh

and he'll never admit how much he likes it when you buy him gifts for no reason

charles leclerc:

GIVE THIS MAN THE PRINCESS TREATMENT HE DESERVES!!!!

he's like that shocked pikachu face when he finds out

totally blindsided

i mean he knew you weren't struggling or anything but he never expected you to be earning more than him?

definitely questions the entire relationship dynamic lmao

and then very comfortably settles into his rightful role of passenger princess

you are the only person he'll let drive him around without freaking out

(also probably into pretending that he's actually your sugar baby when he sends you personal photos)

franco colapinto:

this boy talks abt being poor so much he probably assumed you made more money than he did

still probably only thought you made like a comfortable wage and not more than an actual f1 salary?

takes a longggggg time for him to be comfortable with you spending money on him

when he does though ... he gets so giggly whenever you give him presents istg

kinda loves that he can just pretend to be your trophy boyfriend

jenson button:

post-retirement he's surprised but like. it's much more feasible?

still takes him a minute to get his head around but then he's always teasing you about making you pay for dates and everything

pre-retirement though? he is a MENACE

he's using your card for literally everything and absolutely will not shut up about being a sugar baby to the other drivers (even though you're actually his boyfriend and not just his sugar daddy)

side note but he'd definitely be using your money to buy himself sex toys and stuff and then sending you cheeky texts thanking you for the 'gift' and a photo of him using it

kimi antonelli:

surprised but pleasantly

definitely holds it over ollie's head

loveloveloves being your trophy boyfriend

like he's a literal f1 driver now and he's walking around telling people about how his boyfriend bought him his dream (road) car

very cute

kimi raikkonen:

kinda doesn't care but still kinda likes it?

he doesn't want you to spend tons of money on him

but he likes that you could

also likes homemade things a lot more than if you bought him something mega expensive?

he'd take cooking together over a fancy restaurant any day

lance stroll:

did not think it was possible

and tbf neither did anyone else

the whole internet thought you were a gold digger

lance knew it was possibility but he was like. ykw he's hot and i love him idc.

and then he catches a glimpse of your bank account one day and his eyes nearly fall out of his head

kind of loses his mind a little bit?

can't talk to you without stuttering and blushing for DAYS

secretly likes it when you call him a princess

yes this is a reference to the "call me a pillow princess the way i sleep forever and ever" post

oscar piastri:

silently proud

lets you pay for everything (you WILL fight him for the cheque)

kinda loves that you just quietly take care of him?

won't really tell anyone other than his family and maybe logan because it came up once

you would definitely take care of his whole family at the drop of a hat

guys i think i may have fallen in love with sugar baby!drivers

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Even if he’s way slower

Will care for any injuries you have

Honestly loves the adrenaline from watching bmx

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[faithshouseofsin]

Good girl— Kimi Raikkonen x fem!reader

Word count 376

Smut — oral male receiving face fucking oral fixation Kimi calling reader a cockslut praise and degradation

“vittu niinku et se kultaseni” Kimi groans his hand in your hair holding it in a makeshift ponytail as he guides you through sucking his cock.

“Nice and slow” he’s instructed the praise, going straight to your aching pussy.

“kyllä ​​teillä menee niin hyvin.”He purrs, his Finnish accent heavier with pleasure. He pulls your hair gently to emphasize his point, "Slower, a bit slower."

Slowing down you hollow your cheeks and let out a hum the vibrations making Kimi buck his hips and pushing his cock further down your throat. His heart pounded so hard in his chest that he could hear it in his ears.

"Yesss..." he draws out the word in a husky whisper, his fingers tightening in your hair slightly as you hit just the right spot. The pressure in his chest builds as pleasure courses through him, making his other hand grip the bed sheet beneath him. "Sinä olet ihana..."

“olemme vihdoinkin tarkoituksen tälle älykkäälle suullesi” Kimi says tightening his grip on your hair as he began to fuck your mouth.

"Huuh..." his voice catches in his throat as he fucks your mouth, deep-throating you with impressive control that reflects his racing skills “If I didn't know any better say you like this, don't you? Being used like this me fucking your throat with my cock?”

he pants, the praise coming out in breathy Finnish.

“Mmm, mother god, you're so good... Keep doing...yes, yes..." He thrusts his cock deeper, holding you in place.

“Shit” Kimis groans his thrusts growing sloppy as he cums down your throat feeling you swallow his cum.

vittu He pulls out, his release dripping down your chin. He smiled mischievously, "Look at you, taking it all like such a good girl." He chuckles darkly, his hand tilting your chin up to look at him, His fingers wipe your chin clean, smearing his release slightly.

“Open” Kimi instructs you to do. You have listened and Kimi holds his finger to your lips and you clean the drops of his release.

"Mmm, that's my good girl," he purrs approvingly, his eyes darkening with desire as he watches you clean his fingers. "Now turn around, and let's see if that beautiful ass is as welcoming as that sweet mouth,"

[koalapastries-writes]

how do u think the drivers would react to u having liked/were a big fan of a different driver before meeting/getting together

oh this would be so funny to see play out haha

alex albon:

thinks it's absolutely hilarious

not even vaguely concerned abt the other driver but does frequently make jokes about being able to beat them in a fight (whether or not it's true)

depending on who it is, teasingly offers to get you signed merch

especially if it's one of the older / retired drivers (lewis, jenson, fernando, seb)

if it's jenson he WILL be asking during a live interview

he's a menace

but he's your menace <3

charles leclerc:

depending on who it is, either kinda jealous or just like. yeah i get it.

drivers he would understand: lewis, seb, jenson, kimi, max, + oscar

anyone else and he will pout like crazy

would still get you signed merch if you asked tho

franco colapinto:

he was probably just as much of a fan as you were

especially if it's lewis

if it's someone younger like kimi antonelli or ollie he'll be a little pouty because then he knows that you definitely would've been watching f2 and therefore had seen him drive

anyone older and he'd be giving you live updates on how much he couldn't believe that they were actually talking to him

jenson button:

tiny lil bit bitter

especially if it's someone he actually drove with

if it's a current driver he's less bothered, but if it's seb/nando/lewis/etc he's just gonna lose his mind a lil bit

just scream into a pillow a few times yk?

also very gay abt it. starts rambling about the driver in ways that make you think he definitely at least fantasized about hooking up with them

kimi antonelli:

again depends on age

if it's a driver who's been on the f1 grid for a couple years he totally understands

still gets a little pouty if you wear there merch and not his but will cope

HOWEVER

anyone f2/f3/etc and he will be hiding anything with their name or driver number on it

nobody in the same series as him

kimi raikkonen:

could go one of two ways

either doesn't even slightly care or pretends that he doesn't

if he's pretending he doesn't care you'll start to notice that your fan stuff is slowly disappearing (he's hiding it anywhere he doesn't think you'll look)

will deny it if you ever ask him about it

he's still not subtle though

[koalapastries-writes]

idk i’d assume this would count as a smau but like how you think different drivers would start their soft launch their relationship/queerness

okay i think some of them would just like full on hard launch it?

alex albon would do it by posting a screenshot of an 'am i gay' quiz

charles leclerc would plan an elaborate soft launch with cute pictures and then accidentally mention you in an interview

franco colapinto forgets that not everyone knows you're his boyfriend because in his mind it's so blatantly obvious that he adores you, so he sort of accidentally soft launches you?

jenson button had massive tension with you when you were both driving, and then one day just mentions that you bought a house together or something

kimi antonelli tests the waters very, very slowly. he's posting you more 'as a friend' and then when most of the comments are filled with people trying to come up with a ship name for the two of you, he starts posting more and more cutesy photos until everyone figures it out

kimi raikkonen talks about going home to his boyfriend/husband in a post-race interview and refuses to elaborate.

lance stroll does a fancy photo shoot with you, then posts certain photos that are a little obviously not heterosexual. when absolutely nobody is surprised, he posts the ones with you.

logan sargeant waits until after he's left williams. he puts a video on his story of you and him at a club and people recognise it as a gay bar in miami

mick schumacher starts posting rainbows and mlm-flag coloured things. when people start catching on, he starts posting "friendly" pics with you and it just ramps up from there.

ollie bearman has you model for his first line of merch. makes a cheeky post with you in a team ob shirt with him kissing your face with the caption merch so good it'll get you a boyfriend 😉

oscar piastri makes sure that everyone and their mother knows that he's in a relationship, but only uses neutral terms (partner, they/them, etc). initially questioned online but bc it's pretty common to say partner instead of boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/etc in aus, it blows over. then one day he brings you to the paddock.

sebastian vettel dates you quietly until about 2019/2020 when he starts mentioning you a lot more in interviews. the media is convinced you're his new trainer or something. then takes you to his são paolo senna tribute and is glued to your side the whole weekend.

bonus:

yuki tsunoda would not be at all subtle about it, and yet nobody would know. he's posting very casually intimate photos with you. he's talking about you constantly in interviews. he shows up to the paddock in your clothes more than once. he does the same shit with pierre. nobody realizes you're his boyfriend until he gets a really good race result and kisses you in the pit lane on instinct.

i also think several of their soft launches (and even some hard launches) would go under the radar just because f1 is such an unserious sport lmao. like unless a sex tape is released nobody is believing shit.

[koalapastries-writes]

okay which drivers do you think would want to come out as a couple and which ones would you have to ask to come out as a couple?

also congrats on 250!!! so proud of you ❤️

thank you milo <3333

this one's interesting because i could kinda see a lot of them in either category but here's my current thoughts:

warnings: suggestive content (lando, kimi a, rbr + ferrari!seb), mentions of affectionate bullying (lando), mentions of having kids (am + retired!seb, kimi r), mentions of marriage (am + retired!seb, jenson), mentions of joke flirting with someone else (ollie), mentions of violence (logan), mild angst (kimi a, logan), autistic!oscar bc i said so

asks you to go public:

alex albon:

something you will notice about when i write alex is that he is just a goofy guy

like he'd ask to go public but only because he's either a) already accidentally revealed the relationship or b) wanting to post goofy boyfriend photos of you

if it's the first one he's got a back-up "i'm sorry" gift in case you're not exactly ready

if it's the second one he's already got a post drafted and you better believe he will post it the SECOND he gets approval

he's silly and bad at keeping it a secret but he'll try his best for you

franco colapinto:

yappatron 6000

he's probably already told the whole grid and every mechanic who would listen to him for more than five seconds

knows it's only a matter of time before he starts talking about you in interviews

definitely the type to forget that he's famous

his family knows, lewis hamilton congratulated him on being a (sort of) out F1 driver ... everyone else can just find out randomly as far as he's concerned

mick schumacher:

wants to post all the couples pictures he has of you two

how can you possibly say no to this golden retriever?

it's impossible

you hard launch ten minutes later

lando norris:

so i don't usually write for lando but i do sometimes so 🤷‍♂️

would probably ask to go public just to prove that he actually can get a date (he doesn't like to talk about his instagram attempts)

it backfires immediately

now instead of being teased for being single he's being teased for being whipped

tells everyone you asked him to go public and then forgets to turn his mic off while streaming and accidentally reveals that he literally begged you

needless to say, his friends refuse to let him live it down

charles leclerc:

ok listen he's a pretty boy and he wants to be shown off

he wants to follow you around and be your arm candy

will get very very pouty if you hesitate or refuse

he'll understand, but he will be pouty until you either kiss him, cuddle him, or agree to go public

when you're out he's just a happy little bunny wandering around the paddock and abandoning his team responsibilities if he sees you

(ferrari tries to ban you from the paddock, charles cries until they give in)

aston martin + retired era sebastian vettel:

if he can't win races he wants to make it VERY clear that all his flirting over the year was just for funsies

like with his whole cool mature twink-death phase, he brings up the idea of settling down

you're not impressed

"sebastian we have three kids. if you still think this is 'casual' i don't know what to tell you."

... he does sleep on the couch for a couple nights

eventually he will convince you tho and you'll go to your first race with the whole paddock knowing you're his husband and not just his Really Close Friend Who He Happened To Touch A Lot.

ollie bearman:

i know this is kinda contradictory to the crossdressing post but i think ollie would bring up coming out before you?

like, prema knows, haas knows, ferrari knows, his family knows ... he knows he's pretty secure

does joke about bearnelli with you

which results in you (jokingly) flirting with dino or arthur and a very whiny baby bear

probably wouldn't want to do it until after / part way through his rookie season

just so he's a little more settled yk?

you ask to go public:

jenson button:

this one might be a lil controversial

i think jenson would actually to prefer to stay private for longer?

like, he won't tell anyone when you're dating

but the second you're married he's like

EVERYONE LOOK AT MY HUSBAND HE'S SO HOT

sky tries to reprimand him and jenson shows up to the next race with one of those "i ❤️ my husband" t-shirts and rainbow trousers

he looks like a dork but it's okay because he's cute

kimi antonelli:

absolutely adores you and talks about you at prema all the time

talks about you at mercedes all the time

george already knows your shoe size (among other things)

but the idea of going public and everyone knowing he has a boyfriend? absolutely terrifying

he kinda just posts the same sorts of things he posts with ollie and hopes everyone will assume you're just a friend

you're fine with it, because you know you're always the one he runs to for celebratory kisses after a win :)

kimi raikkonen:

shouldn't be surprising

he's not actively hiding you or actively trying to tell people

he just ... doesn't really talk about his personal life?

some of the drivers know, some don't

he's 100% been wearing a wedding/promise/whatever ring for years and nobody notices

there's a chance nobody knows he's ever dated anyone until your kid starts karting and he posts a video of the kid everyone thought was just his calling you dad and the internet explodes

lance stroll:

would rather die than have journalists asking you invasive questions

everyone knows he's dating someone but nobody knows who

lawsuits + bribes to any tabloids who get photos of you

insists on getting you a bodyguard if you ever come out

you try to get his dad to reason with him

lawrence thinks lance could be worse

overall, billionaire boyfriend just wants to cuddle at home and will do anything to protect that

10/10 very cute and whiny when he realises that means you can't go with him to Official F1 Business™ things

logan sargeant:

might've been half-out in the junior formulae?

like kind of an open secret in the paddock but he doesn't post about it

then he gets promoted to f1

at first he's super excited because he knows you get along really well with lily (alex's gf) and with all the talk of williams being a family, hopes you'll get to do normal wag/hab stuff with her

then things go downhill

logan absolutely refuses to let you anywhere near williams

half out of fear that somebody would say something rude to you

half out of fear that you'd light v*wles on fire if you got close enough

oscar piastri:

this man is Oblivious with a capital "O"

he tries his best really but he just. doesn't pick up on cues like that.

(yes this is me pushing my autistic!oscar agenda idc i'm autistic i'm allowed to say it)

has a massive folder of cute photos that either include you or remind him of you

it takes up about a quarter of his phone's storage

he refuses to delete any of them

still keeps it pretty private if you do ask to go public

he likes that he can just be oscar with you

he doesn't want the media taking that away from him

will only delete some of his photos when they're copied onto two separate usb's that are both in fireproof safes (one in his apartment in monaco, one in his childhood home in melbourne)

rbr + ferrari era sebastian vettel:

i recently saw this era described as feral twink energy and. yeah.

he's flirting with anything in the paddock that has a pulse

fans? yes.

journalists? yes.

drivers? yes.

team members? yes.

fia officials? yes.

EVERYBODY

eventually you'll ask if he could just please mention that he is, in fact, taken and (here's where it depends on if you're dom/sub) either make you beg or push you to the point of fucking it out of him

if anyone saw one of you limping in the paddock one day?

no they didn't.

this was fun, i definitely enjoy going deeper into what i think the drivers would be like in relationships :D

[koalapastries-writes]

hmmmm how do you think the different drivers would react to you getting hate for being their husband

okay first of all, they would all either a) feel like bad husbands bc they can't stop it or b) be absolutely furious and try to sue any media outlet that said anything bad about you ever.

upset:

franco colapinto:

he feels so guilty

even if it doesn't really affect you all that much, he's still trying to overcompensate

almost regrets agreeing to take the williams seat just because it put you in more of a spotlight and he never ever ever wants to hurt you

kimi raikkonen:

feels silly for opening up a little

you go to one race and end up getting so much hate

absolutely just reinforces his dislike for the media

refuses to take you to any races ever again

wants to protect you from anything + everything

only starts loosening up after he's retired and, because you're less famous, you have more to do with your kids' karting, so he reposts your stories every now and then

lance stroll:

okay this one i'm kinda fifty-fifty about?

because i think lance would be very very upset

he can't catch a break in the media and the fact that it extends to his loved ones just kills him

but i also think that his dad would go to war

we know how much he loves lance, and lance loves you, so therefore he loves you too

mick schumacher:

is a little comforted by his uncle coming out too

does reinforce the idea that their family should be kept under wraps

also makes him a little bitter

he just wanted you to be able to watch his races from his garage like all the drivers got to with their partners, but just because he's gay you get truckloads of hate?

it wasn't fair

probably more upset about it than you are

angry:

charles leclerc:

okay listen he's very baby princess boy to me

but i do think he'd bring out his full track terror energy if anyone tried to hurt you in any way ever

like he'll do absolutely anything for the tifosi EXCEPT let them touch you at all

a fan pushes you during a meet and greet? the whole thing is cancelled and he spends the rest of the day fussing over you and making sure you're okay

jenson button:

specifically if any of the other sky presenters (*cough* danica *cough*) made rude comments

he does not care about his job enough for that shit

he's tearing into her on live tv and everything

from that moment on everybody knows you don't fuck with jenson's man

logan sargeant:

again a little bit different from how i'd usually portray him

but i think logan doesn't really see himself as worthy of defending?

the second anyone says anything to you though he gets sooooo defensive

absolutely the line not to cross around logan

if he's having a bad day he might even bristle at oscar (who you'd probably have known just as long as he has) teasing you in a friendly way

oscar piastri:

similarly, does not play about you

whether or not h gets approval from mclaren he is taking to social media to absolutely drag anyone sending you hate

his mum and sisters jump on board without question

you're an honorary piastri and they will defend you as such

this was so fun, thank you milo <3

[koalapastries-writes]

SHOTS ARE SCARY!

trans ftm!formula one x male!reader

request: trans driver asking for help with their T-shot not because their scared but you do it better (they are scared) - 🐺

summary: your boyfriend is absolutely not scared of doing his own shot, he's just letting you feel included!!!!

warnings: swearing, mentions of needles and medical anxiety (sort of), mentions of the fia being annoying (franco), my first attempt at actual writing (blurbs? imagines? one-shots? i don't know what these are)

contains: charles leclerc, franco colapinto, kimi raikkonen, + oscar piastri

charles leclerc:

you were lounging on the bed while waiting for charles, your boyfriend, to finish the post-race debrief with ferrari. it didn't usually take long. even if it did, the hotels f1 drivers stayed at were ridiculously comfortable—it didn't make you eager to go back to your little apartment.

finally, you heard the beeping of the door signaling that it had been unlocked.

"hey baby!" you called out from the bed.

charles appeared around the corner with a grin. before you knew it, he'd jumped onto the bed and assumed his usual position curled up with you.

"hello." he giggled, swatting at your phone to get you to pay attention to him properly. "i forgot to do my shot this morning. wanna help me?"

you let out a half-assed indignant noise when charles swatted at your phone. almost like second nature, one of your arms wrapped around his shoulders and you kissed his forehead. "nah, i'm good tonight. you remember where it's packed?"

charles' grin faltered slightly.

it wasn't that he was scared to do his own shot. no, not at all! that would be silly.

... but, yeah, he was a lot less nervous when you did it for him.

"oh," he murmured, reluctantly sitting up by himself. charles glanced at you again with a pout. "please?"

that got your attention. it became pretty clear that your boyfriend hadn't really been asking if you wanted to help him, but if you were willing to help him. and that answer would always, always be 'yes'.

"my bad, baby, i thought you meant that protein milkshake-shot thing," you said. both of you knew it was a lie. neither of you cared. not when charles beamed at you like that. "i definitely need to help you with your t shot. for ... science?"

"for science," charles agreed.

"for science."

franco colapinto:

"amor?" your boyfriend stuck his head around the bathroom door. "do you wanna help me?"

it was his very first t shot as a formula one driver. sure, franco had been on t for a while, but he had to stop for a few months because the fia had to 'reassess whether it was appropriate' for him to take it after williams signed him. and in the few weeks he'd been off it, well ... he'd kind of built up how much the needle would hurt more than he usually got to between doses.

you looked at him in mild amusement. "are you scared, franquito?"

"... no."

"oh, alright. i'm good, then. i'll just be here reading if you need me," you answered teasingly.

it was pretty obvious—to you, at least—that franco was scared about giving himself the shot. he always was. every week he'd insist that he would do the next one by himself. but every 'next time' he'd end up asking (or begging, if you were feeling mean) you to help him.

franco groaned, emerging from the bathroom and slumping down next to you on the sofa. "porfa, mi amor, necesito tu ayuda. lo sabes."

"you know you can do it yourself, yes?" you asked softly, hearing him whine and hide his face in your shoulder. "okay, okay! i'll help you. big baby."

"i am not a baby!" franco protested halfheartedly.

"mm, yeah you are."

"yeah, i am."

kimi raikkonen:

"hey."

you looked up from the sink. kimi moved so quietly you never heard it when he woke up.

"morning, love," you murmured, kissing his cheek when he walked around the kitchen counter to stand beside you.

kimi hummed, a light pink tinting his cheeks. he was only ever like this you. and maybe seb, if he'd had enough drinks. but mostly you. "shot day."

"monday already?" you asked with an easy smile. "i picked up your refill last week. should be in the cupboard in the bathroom."

"it is," kimi confirmed, looking at you expectantly.

finishing the last dish from last night's dinner, you stacked in the drying rack and dried your hands before turning to face your boyfriend properly. "what's that look for?"

kimi frowned. to most people, anything other than unadulterated joy was pretty indistinguishable on his face. to you, however, it was easy to see the little differences in his expressions.

"why are you in the kitchen?" he asked, as if that was enough to let you know why he was frowning.

"i was doing the dishes ...?"

"but it's monday."

you paused. what could possibly be the correlation between mondays and kimi's distaste for you being in the kitchen?

and then it clicked.

"you want me to come do your shot for you?"

kimi nodded, clearly pleased with himself for getting you to understand without actually having to say it.

"you can just ask, y'know." you chuckled. "c'mon, iceman."

this time, the colour on kimi's cheeks wasn't just a tinge of pink.

oscar piastri:

"babe, have you seen my shot stuff?" oscar yelled.

the two of you had just finished moving to monaco, so everything was still a little ... messy. to be fair, with oscar, it was usually messy. now it was just more messy.

"in the cabinet under the sink!" you called back, staring at the wall of boxes you had accidentally created, which made it somewhat difficult to get to the bed. "i put that blue tape stuff on the box!"

oscar shouted back a sort of muffled noise of acknowledgement, rifling through the yet-to-be organized cabinet in search of the little bottles of testosterone and the syringes.

"aha!" he mumbled triumphantly. the supplies lined up next to the basin, oscar sat on the closed toilet lid. "okay, i'm ready!"

you gave back a half-distracted congratulations. it probably should've, but it didn't occur to you that that was oscar's way of trying to get you to help him. not that he was scared. no, he just ... wanted to spend time with you. while you were effectively stabbing him. yeah, that was it. totally not scared.

"babe?"

oscar poked his head into the bedroom to see you staring at the wall of boxes with your hands on your hips. he rolled his eyes lightheartedly and walked over to you, wrapping his arms around you from behind and resting his forehead on your back.

"um, hello?" he teased, poking your stomach playfully. "you are slacking on your boyfriend duties, mister."

you gasped over-dramatically, turning in oscar's grip to look at him with a scandalised expression. "lies! slander! dishonor on you! dishonor on your cow!"

oscar groaned with a laugh. he started subtly dragging you down the hallway towards the bathroom.

"dishonor on your cow!" oscar returned, watching the gears turn in your head and finally click into place when you saw how he'd lined up his hrt supplies for you to help him with. "see? i told you you were slacking."

you scoffed slightly and pushed him down onto the toilet seat gently. "well excuse me for trying to find a way for us to sleep tonight."

"you're excused," oscar said cheekily, pulling up the hem of his shorts so you had access to his leg.

"brat." you grabbed the sanitiser wipes and, as always, got distracted by oscar's thighs. "damn, baby."

oscar blushed. it only got deeper when you leaned down to press kisses to his inner thighs as you always did before wiping down the injection site to make sure it was clean.

"why are you still so surprised every time you see them," he grumbled. "you see them, like, all the time."

you shrugged, grinning at him as you got the syringe ready and wiped down the injection site. "what can i say? you're too hot to get used to. whenever i see any part of you you always look better than i remember."

"sap."

"yeah, whatever." you pinched his other thigh gently. "deep breath."

oscar inhaled.

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TEAMMATE'S BROTHER PART 1

formula one x teammate's brother!reader

request: Driver trying to ask teammate if their older brother is gay to see if they have a chance, but accidentally messaging male reader and nale reader is hella flattered because he thought that driver hated him because they wouldn't look at him in the eye or speak to him at all sometimes, even got male reader that when driver blushed he was anger at reader or something.

pt 2 (i made it too long oops)

summary: they try to ask your brother if they'd have a chance with you, but they didn't check who they were messaging.

warnings: swearing, drivers being dorks, suggestive content (lance), implied top!reader (lance)

contains: alex albon, charles leclerc, franco colapinto, george russell, jenson button, kimi raikkonen, + lance stroll

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author's note: this is long 😭 but i had fun making it so sorry not sorry <3 i literally had to split it into two parts or it wouldn't format properly

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HATED

trans ftm!formula one x male!reader

request: can we get texts with trans!drivers and they feel really uncomfortable about something (dysphoria, hate, their period, etc)?

DYSPHORIA, PERIOD

summary: your boyfriend gets hate for / outed as being trans

warnings: swearing, one little suicide joke (alex), mentions of / allusions to physical / verbal violence (george, kimi, lance, logan, max), suggestive content (george, logan), fia slander (lance), direct mention of j*mes v*wles (logan), vague mention of j*s verstappen (max)

contains: alex albon, george russell, kimi raikkonen, lance stroll, logan sargeant, + max verstappen

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author's note: i actually love writing trans!driver stuff so i will definitely be doing a period edition, stay tuned <3

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Is K 21 okay with cismale reader who is also from Finland and plays for the Montreal Canadiens normally?

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k - kimi raikkonen x 21 - hockey!male!reader

Will come to canada with you

Will yell at the ref

And calm you down when you’re in the penalty box

Comes to all the games

Somehow ends up on the lookalike screen

As kimi raikkonen

Someone brings it up to him

And he just goes “yeah it was me”

Never brings it up again

Until you’re in the garage for his retirement race

Finland will always be your home

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I sent in a request earlier with K 21 but I may have misinterpreted what hockey meant and assumed it was ice hockey for some reason. So feel free not to do it.

Instead, I'd like to request K 31 with Finnish male reader who's also a bit of an insomniac.

Thanks.

all good - i got this after i completed the other one so kinda just decided fuck it and did both :)

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k - kimi raikkonen x 31 - male!sailing!finnish!reader

Will stay up with you if you cannot sleep

Would love watching you sail

Comes to all the races

Someone spots him and takes a photo

The internet explodes

Why is kimi smiling

Will fight homophobic pricks for you

Will try and help you sleep

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kimi raikkonen x bodyguard!male!reader (and yes the 2 grumps adopt a puppy)

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Kimi Raikkonen x trainer!male!reader

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[koalapastries-writes]

Do you recon there are any drivers that would crossdress as a woman so that them and famous!reader can go on a date without people knowing they were in a relationship. Or any drivers wouldn’t do it but they would like it of reader would.

ooo this is a fun idea ... okay i'm gonna split this into drivers who would do it, drivers who i think would want reader to do it, and drivers who wouldn't want any of that.

warnings: mild suggestive content (seb), mention of online hate (kimi a, ollie, lance), mentions of toxic work environments + associated mental health issues (logan, kevin), mentions of guilt/discomfort (mick)

would cross-dress:

sebastian vettel:

i mean ... look at him! he's so pretty already he'd be a very pretty girl

i think he'd either dress like he's about to go to a club (mini skirt, tube top, heels higher than a skyscraper, and a full face of makeup) or like he's going to a library (long floral skirt, mary janes, cute lil sweater)

either way he's wearing press on nails and he WILL be using them to scratch your back to pieces later

overall definitely likes it and would probably bring it up on his own

oscar piastri:

idk if you guys saw the photos of him doing his great barrier reef awareness thing before the japanese gp this year but i did and i have had Thoughts™ since

this man was BUILT for wearing a cute skirt or a lil sundress and you cannot convince me otherwise

plus he has so many doppelgangers that nobody would question it lmao

very much more of the girl-next-door type

initially pretends he's only doing it to spend time with you with less questions

but then you catch him all dressed up when you're just spending the day at home

charles leclerc:

twink.

do i need to say more

i will anyway

GIVE HIM PRETTY DRESSESSSSSSS

not but seriously i think he'd melt into a puddle if you told him he looked pretty in more feminine clothes

dresses up for dates regardless of whether you think you'll be spotted

"better safe than sorry"

franco colapinto:

tell me you don't see him in a mini skirt

you can't

jenson button:

would do it as a joke

at least, it'd start as a joke

i think it'd go one of two ways:

either he ends up actually kinda liking it and then you just have jenson wandering around the house in a dress all the time

or he absolutely hates it and you have to cut the date short because he's so uncomfortable (you did tell him heels were a bad idea but did he listen? of course he didn't.)

would want you to cross-dress:

alex albon:

listen

i don't think he'd really care if the media found out you were boyfriends

i think he'd just have the time of his life watching you dress up just to go out with him

either you're really good at the makeup and styling stuff and he gets a massive ego boost seeing you like that

seriously he'd be taking pictures and videos and constantly asking questions idc i don't make the rules

OR you'd be totally clueless and alex would just be making fun of you

there is very little in-between

kimi antonelli:

he's not ashamed of being gay or anything

but he's like. a child.

he gets enough hate just because he's going to mercedes, he absolutely cannot handle the idea of homophobic comments on top of that

also just ends up crying if he tries to dress up himself bc he thinks he's proving people right and that he's not man enough for f1

so you do it

he'd never in a million years tell you but he definitely likes it if you wear lipstick and leave kiss marks on him

ollie bearman:

i think he's kind of in the same boat as kimi?

like he's super stressed about the amount of hate involved in coming out

but ... but also he kinda really likes seeing you get dressed up for him, especially because he knows it's not something you do in any other situation

makes him feel special

gets all giggly and buys you pretty clothes

logan sargeant:

i actually think (if you had been dating for a while) that he was the one to dress up when he was in f2 and even earlier in his f1 career?

but williams messed him up big time

he gets so paranoid that somebody will find out and that he'll lose his seat because of it

initially just tries to power through it but all the fun of dressing up is gone because he's so tense all the time?

then one time you're getting ready for a date and he just breaks down

so you take over for a while

only starts getting back into it after he leaves f1

honorary mention - kevin magnussen:

gets soooooo cocky when people see him out with you and then say he has a hot girlfriend

doesn't correct them (duh, defeats the purpose)

had a bit of an inferiority complex at the beginning of the '24 season at haas

feels very much like he's proving that he's worth something because he has you

(you remind him he's worth it anyway)

wouldn't want either of you to cross-dress:

kimi raikkonen:

he's too old for all that

no but seriously he thinks the idea of hiding your relationship is stupid

would give you the most judgemental look if you ever asked him about it

would support you if you wanted to ofc but thinks doing it for the sake of pretending to not be gay is dumb because you don't need to when you're both safe.

may have agreed to it when he was still racing just because of the races in unfriendly countries

but the second he retires he does not gaf anymore

lance stroll:

for starters

does not want to leave the house with you

he just wants cuddles and movie nights and to not move until he absolutely has to

will get food delivered and makes sure to always have your favourite snacks but that's as fancy as it gets

he may be a billionaire but he is a clingy boyfriend first

secondly, he gets way too much hate anyway

i mean he kinda doesn't care at this point?

but he doesn't want the extra media attention if it came out so he just sticks to wearing comfy clothes at home

mick schumacher:

not opposed to either of you wearing dresses/skirts/makeup/whatever for fun

feels deeply uncomfortable at the idea of changing himself or you for the sake of the public

would recreate the photo of his dad in a wedding dress with you tho

that's all for now! this was actually really cool to think about and anon you have absolutely nailed the vibe i was going for with this event

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