#kimi raikkonen x male reader

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

ANGER ISSUES

formula one x male!reader

request: texts where drivers find out their bf has anger issues but hid them from the drivers bcuz they didnt wanna upset them? id love if u could include oscar, lando & maybe ollie but no pressure 😚 fanks :]

summary: your boyfriend finds out you have some problems managing your temper.

warnings: swearing, violence, reader keeping secrets, mentions of reader being in therapy (kimi, oscar), mention of reader having court-ordered anger management classes (oscar), reader snaps if you squint (mick)

contains: kimi raikkonen, lando norris, mick schumacher, ollie bearman, + oscar piastri

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[spoonfulofmilo]

Hi

Could you do headcannons for Kimi Raikkonen x journalists!male!reader please

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kimi! kimi! kimi!

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kimi raikkonen x journalist!male!reader

The only one who can get more than 10 words out of him at a time

Long interviews

You’re one of the few people who actually respects his space and thats why he loves you

Kimi is so loyal

Will fight journalists on your behalf

Lot of silence between you too

But good silence

Dry sarcastic banter baby!

Kimi’s love language is subtle physical touch or just making sure you’re looked after

Slipping a snack into your bag, a hand on your shoulder, ect

Kimi will protect you from fans

Even though he acts like he doesnt want to

Y’all know each others body language so well

I take it back - love language acts of service or quiet time

Lots of drives together

Undercover dates

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[faithsmadhouse]

Good girl|| Kimi Raikkonen x fem!reader

Summary — reader has an oral fixation so Kimi uses it for his gain

Warnings - oral male receiving

Word count-376

Again this was on my old blog which I deleted I’m just reposting it.

“vittu niinku et se kultaseni” Kimi groans his hand in your hair holding it in a makeshift ponytail as he guides you through sucking his cock.

“Nice and slow” he’s instructed the praise, going straight to your aching pussy.

“kyllä ​​teillä menee niin hyvin.”He purrs, his Finnish accent heavier with pleasure. He pulls your hair gently to emphasize his point, "Slower, a bit slower."

Slowing down you hollow your cheeks and let out a hum the vibrations making Kimi buck his hips and pushing his cock further down your throat. His heart pounded so hard in his chest that he could hear it in his ears.

"Yesss..." he draws out the word in a husky whisper, his fingers tightening in your hair slightly as you hit just the right spot. The pressure in his chest builds as pleasure courses through him, making his other hand grip the bed sheet beneath him. "Sinä olet ihana..."

“olemme vihdoinkin tarkoituksen tälle älykkäälle suullesi” Kimi says tightening his grip on your hair as he began to fuck your mouth.

"Huuh..." his voice catches in his throat as he fucks your mouth, deep-throating you with impressive control that reflects his racing skills “If I didn't know any better say you like this, don't you? Being used like this me fucking your throat with my cock?”

he pants, the praise coming out in breathy Finnish.

“Mmm, mother god, you're so good... Keep doing...yes, yes..." He thrusts his cock deeper, holding you in place.

“Shit” Kimis groans his thrusts growing sloppy as he cums down your throat feeling you swallow his cum.

vittu He pulls out, his release dripping down your chin. He smiled mischievously, "Look at you, taking it all like such a good girl." He chuckles darkly, his hand tilting your chin up to look at him, His fingers wipe your chin clean, smearing his release slightly.

“Open” Kimi instructs you to do. You have listened and Kimi holds his finger to your lips and you clean the drops of his release.

"Mmm, that's my good girl," he purrs approvingly, his eyes darkening with desire as he watches you clean his fingers. "Now turn around, and let's see if that beautiful ass is as welcoming as that sweet mouth,"

[parkerloves]

PARKER'S INFO & MASTERLIST

— INFO — hi there!! I'm Parker, I normally use she/her pronouns but you can use any really! I'm a spanish and multifandom (and an attempt to be) writer who is a bit tired of Wattpad and since I've been reading here A LOT I decided to give it a go!

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— WHO I WILL WRITE FOR —

— motosport

- f1 :: oscar piastri .. lando norris .. carlos sainz .. charles leclerc .. max verstappen .. yuki tsunoda .. pierre gasly .. kimi raikkonen (young) .. sebastian vettel (young) .. mark webber (young) .. liam lawson .. franco colapinto .. jenson button (young) .. fernando alonso (young) .. kimi antonelli .. ollie bearman .. ayrton senna (young)

- f2 :: josep maria marti .. paul aron .. dino beganovic

- motogp :: marc marquez .. alex marquez .. pecco bagnaia .. pedro acosta .. luca marini .. marco bezzechi .. fermin aldeguer .. joan mir .. maverick viñales .. fabio quartararo

— marvel

loki laufeyson .. peter parker .. clint barton .. natasha romanoff .. wanda maximoff .. pietro maximoff .. kate bishop .. yelena belova .. t'challa

— the marauders

james potter .. peter pettigrew .. remus lupin .. sirius black .. marlene mackinnon

— WHAT I'LL WRITE —

:: I can write smau, fluffs, smuts

:: I tend to write x reader but I'll sometimes do x oc if it's something very specific

— REQUESTS for fics — are open and I'm comfortable with almost anything except very big age gaps (where men are the way older one, I could pass women sometimes), pregnancy or dom!male!character (basically I don't know how to write dom male, just subs or switchs/non dynamic)

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MOODY

trans ftm!formula one x male!reader

request: can we get texts with trans!drivers being pregnant with their first child and get extremely moody can you also include lewis🙏🏼 - @nyramylove

summary: your boyfriend is pregnant and he's quite happy to make it just as much of a problem for you as it is for him

warnings: swearing, seahorse dad!drivers, pregnant!drivers, whipped!reader (jenson, seb), suggestive content (kimi (?), lewis, oscar), implied breeding kink (oscar)

contains: jenson button, kimi raikkonen, lewis hamilton, max verstappen, oscar piastri, + sebastian vettel

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SHOTS ARE SCARY!

trans ftm!formula one x male!reader

request: trans driver asking for help with their T-shot not because their scared but you do it better (they are scared) - 🐺

summary: your boyfriend is absolutely not scared of doing his own shot, he's just letting you feel included!!!!

warnings: swearing, mentions of needles and medical anxiety (sort of), mentions of the fia being annoying (franco), my first attempt at actual writing (blurbs? imagines? one-shots? i don't know what these are)

contains: charles leclerc, franco colapinto, kimi raikkonen, + oscar piastri

charles leclerc:

you were lounging on the bed while waiting for charles, your boyfriend, to finish the post-race debrief with ferrari. it didn't usually take long. even if it did, the hotels f1 drivers stayed at were ridiculously comfortable—it didn't make you eager to go back to your little apartment.

finally, you heard the beeping of the door signaling that it had been unlocked.

"hey baby!" you called out from the bed.

charles appeared around the corner with a grin. before you knew it, he'd jumped onto the bed and assumed his usual position curled up with you.

"hello." he giggled, swatting at your phone to get you to pay attention to him properly. "i forgot to do my shot this morning. wanna help me?"

you let out a half-assed indignant noise when charles swatted at your phone. almost like second nature, one of your arms wrapped around his shoulders and you kissed his forehead. "nah, i'm good tonight. you remember where it's packed?"

charles' grin faltered slightly.

it wasn't that he was scared to do his own shot. no, not at all! that would be silly.

... but, yeah, he was a lot less nervous when you did it for him.

"oh," he murmured, reluctantly sitting up by himself. charles glanced at you again with a pout. "please?"

that got your attention. it became pretty clear that your boyfriend hadn't really been asking if you wanted to help him, but if you were willing to help him. and that answer would always, always be 'yes'.

"my bad, baby, i thought you meant that protein milkshake-shot thing," you said. both of you knew it was a lie. neither of you cared. not when charles beamed at you like that. "i definitely need to help you with your t shot. for ... science?"

"for science," charles agreed.

"for science."

franco colapinto:

"amor?" your boyfriend stuck his head around the bathroom door. "do you wanna help me?"

it was his very first t shot as a formula one driver. sure, franco had been on t for a while, but he had to stop for a few months because the fia had to 'reassess whether it was appropriate' for him to take it after williams signed him. and in the few weeks he'd been off it, well ... he'd kind of built up how much the needle would hurt more than he usually got to between doses.

you looked at him in mild amusement. "are you scared, franquito?"

"... no."

"oh, alright. i'm good, then. i'll just be here reading if you need me," you answered teasingly.

it was pretty obvious—to you, at least—that franco was scared about giving himself the shot. he always was. every week he'd insist that he would do the next one by himself. but every 'next time' he'd end up asking (or begging, if you were feeling mean) you to help him.

franco groaned, emerging from the bathroom and slumping down next to you on the sofa. "porfa, mi amor, necesito tu ayuda. lo sabes."

"you know you can do it yourself, yes?" you asked softly, hearing him whine and hide his face in your shoulder. "okay, okay! i'll help you. big baby."

"i am not a baby!" franco protested halfheartedly.

"mm, yeah you are."

"yeah, i am."

kimi raikkonen:

"hey."

you looked up from the sink. kimi moved so quietly you never heard it when he woke up.

"morning, love," you murmured, kissing his cheek when he walked around the kitchen counter to stand beside you.

kimi hummed, a light pink tinting his cheeks. he was only ever like this you. and maybe seb, if he'd had enough drinks. but mostly you. "shot day."

"monday already?" you asked with an easy smile. "i picked up your refill last week. should be in the cupboard in the bathroom."

"it is," kimi confirmed, looking at you expectantly.

finishing the last dish from last night's dinner, you stacked in the drying rack and dried your hands before turning to face your boyfriend properly. "what's that look for?"

kimi frowned. to most people, anything other than unadulterated joy was pretty indistinguishable on his face. to you, however, it was easy to see the little differences in his expressions.

"why are you in the kitchen?" he asked, as if that was enough to let you know why he was frowning.

"i was doing the dishes ...?"

"but it's monday."

you paused. what could possibly be the correlation between mondays and kimi's distaste for you being in the kitchen?

and then it clicked.

"you want me to come do your shot for you?"

kimi nodded, clearly pleased with himself for getting you to understand without actually having to say it.

"you can just ask, y'know." you chuckled. "c'mon, iceman."

this time, the colour on kimi's cheeks wasn't just a tinge of pink.

oscar piastri:

"babe, have you seen my shot stuff?" oscar yelled.

the two of you had just finished moving to monaco, so everything was still a little ... messy. to be fair, with oscar, it was usually messy. now it was just more messy.

"in the cabinet under the sink!" you called back, staring at the wall of boxes you had accidentally created, which made it somewhat difficult to get to the bed. "i put that blue tape stuff on the box!"

oscar shouted back a sort of muffled noise of acknowledgement, rifling through the yet-to-be organized cabinet in search of the little bottles of testosterone and the syringes.

"aha!" he mumbled triumphantly. the supplies lined up next to the basin, oscar sat on the closed toilet lid. "okay, i'm ready!"

you gave back a half-distracted congratulations. it probably should've, but it didn't occur to you that that was oscar's way of trying to get you to help him. not that he was scared. no, he just ... wanted to spend time with you. while you were effectively stabbing him. yeah, that was it. totally not scared.

"babe?"

oscar poked his head into the bedroom to see you staring at the wall of boxes with your hands on your hips. he rolled his eyes lightheartedly and walked over to you, wrapping his arms around you from behind and resting his forehead on your back.

"um, hello?" he teased, poking your stomach playfully. "you are slacking on your boyfriend duties, mister."

you gasped over-dramatically, turning in oscar's grip to look at him with a scandalised expression. "lies! slander! dishonor on you! dishonor on your cow!"

oscar groaned with a laugh. he started subtly dragging you down the hallway towards the bathroom.

"dishonor on your cow!" oscar returned, watching the gears turn in your head and finally click into place when you saw how he'd lined up his hrt supplies for you to help him with. "see? i told you you were slacking."

you scoffed slightly and pushed him down onto the toilet seat gently. "well excuse me for trying to find a way for us to sleep tonight."

"you're excused," oscar said cheekily, pulling up the hem of his shorts so you had access to his leg.

"brat." you grabbed the sanitiser wipes and, as always, got distracted by oscar's thighs. "damn, baby."

oscar blushed. it only got deeper when you leaned down to press kisses to his inner thighs as you always did before wiping down the injection site to make sure it was clean.

"why are you still so surprised every time you see them," he grumbled. "you see them, like, all the time."

you shrugged, grinning at him as you got the syringe ready and wiped down the injection site. "what can i say? you're too hot to get used to. whenever i see any part of you you always look better than i remember."

"sap."

"yeah, whatever." you pinched his other thigh gently. "deep breath."

oscar inhaled.

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TEAMMATE'S BROTHER PART 1

formula one x teammate's brother!reader

request: Driver trying to ask teammate if their older brother is gay to see if they have a chance, but accidentally messaging male reader and nale reader is hella flattered because he thought that driver hated him because they wouldn't look at him in the eye or speak to him at all sometimes, even got male reader that when driver blushed he was anger at reader or something.

pt 2 (i made it too long oops)

summary: they try to ask your brother if they'd have a chance with you, but they didn't check who they were messaging.

warnings: swearing, drivers being dorks, suggestive content (lance), implied top!reader (lance)

contains: alex albon, charles leclerc, franco colapinto, george russell, jenson button, kimi raikkonen, + lance stroll

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author's note: this is long 😭 but i had fun making it so sorry not sorry <3 i literally had to split it into two parts or it wouldn't format properly

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HATED

trans ftm!formula one x male!reader

request: can we get texts with trans!drivers and they feel really uncomfortable about something (dysphoria, hate, their period, etc)?

DYSPHORIA, PERIOD

summary: your boyfriend gets hate for / outed as being trans

warnings: swearing, one little suicide joke (alex), mentions of / allusions to physical / verbal violence (george, kimi, lance, logan, max), suggestive content (george, logan), fia slander (lance), direct mention of j*mes v*wles (logan), vague mention of j*s verstappen (max)

contains: alex albon, george russell, kimi raikkonen, lance stroll, logan sargeant, + max verstappen

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author's note: i actually love writing trans!driver stuff so i will definitely be doing a period edition, stay tuned <3

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[thekoalapastriesbakery]

drivers reaction to realising they’re the sugar baby/ they earn less money in the relationship haha

also i am deciding to become spoon anon (if it’s not taken haha)

it's not taken!

also sugar baby!drivers is an excellent concept. we should talk abt it a lot. please.

alex albon:

lowkey not surprised

you don't make a big deal about how much money you have/earn

you probably live like a (mostly) normal person who just happens to be able to afford to go to a lot of races

but there were clues

totally brags about it all the time

he probably doesn't spend your money all that much tbh

and he'll never admit how much he likes it when you buy him gifts for no reason

charles leclerc:

GIVE THIS MAN THE PRINCESS TREATMENT HE DESERVES!!!!

he's like that shocked pikachu face when he finds out

totally blindsided

i mean he knew you weren't struggling or anything but he never expected you to be earning more than him?

definitely questions the entire relationship dynamic lmao

and then very comfortably settles into his rightful role of passenger princess

you are the only person he'll let drive him around without freaking out

(also probably into pretending that he's actually your sugar baby when he sends you personal photos)

franco colapinto:

this boy talks abt being poor so much he probably assumed you made more money than he did

still probably only thought you made like a comfortable wage and not more than an actual f1 salary?

takes a longggggg time for him to be comfortable with you spending money on him

when he does though ... he gets so giggly whenever you give him presents istg

kinda loves that he can just pretend to be your trophy boyfriend

jenson button:

post-retirement he's surprised but like. it's much more feasible?

still takes him a minute to get his head around but then he's always teasing you about making you pay for dates and everything

pre-retirement though? he is a MENACE

he's using your card for literally everything and absolutely will not shut up about being a sugar baby to the other drivers (even though you're actually his boyfriend and not just his sugar daddy)

side note but he'd definitely be using your money to buy himself sex toys and stuff and then sending you cheeky texts thanking you for the 'gift' and a photo of him using it

kimi antonelli:

surprised but pleasantly

definitely holds it over ollie's head

loveloveloves being your trophy boyfriend

like he's a literal f1 driver now and he's walking around telling people about how his boyfriend bought him his dream (road) car

very cute

kimi raikkonen:

kinda doesn't care but still kinda likes it?

he doesn't want you to spend tons of money on him

but he likes that you could

also likes homemade things a lot more than if you bought him something mega expensive?

he'd take cooking together over a fancy restaurant any day

lance stroll:

did not think it was possible

and tbf neither did anyone else

the whole internet thought you were a gold digger

lance knew it was possibility but he was like. ykw he's hot and i love him idc.

and then he catches a glimpse of your bank account one day and his eyes nearly fall out of his head

kind of loses his mind a little bit?

can't talk to you without stuttering and blushing for DAYS

secretly likes it when you call him a princess

yes this is a reference to the "call me a pillow princess the way i sleep forever and ever" post

oscar piastri:

silently proud

lets you pay for everything (you WILL fight him for the cheque)

kinda loves that you just quietly take care of him?

won't really tell anyone other than his family and maybe logan because it came up once

you would definitely take care of his whole family at the drop of a hat

guys i think i may have fallen in love with sugar baby!drivers

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

hmmmm how do you think the different drivers would react to you getting hate for being their husband

okay first of all, they would all either a) feel like bad husbands bc they can't stop it or b) be absolutely furious and try to sue any media outlet that said anything bad about you ever.

upset:

franco colapinto:

he feels so guilty

even if it doesn't really affect you all that much, he's still trying to overcompensate

almost regrets agreeing to take the williams seat just because it put you in more of a spotlight and he never ever ever wants to hurt you

kimi raikkonen:

feels silly for opening up a little

you go to one race and end up getting so much hate

absolutely just reinforces his dislike for the media

refuses to take you to any races ever again

wants to protect you from anything + everything

only starts loosening up after he's retired and, because you're less famous, you have more to do with your kids' karting, so he reposts your stories every now and then

lance stroll:

okay this one i'm kinda fifty-fifty about?

because i think lance would be very very upset

he can't catch a break in the media and the fact that it extends to his loved ones just kills him

but i also think that his dad would go to war

we know how much he loves lance, and lance loves you, so therefore he loves you too

mick schumacher:

is a little comforted by his uncle coming out too

does reinforce the idea that their family should be kept under wraps

also makes him a little bitter

he just wanted you to be able to watch his races from his garage like all the drivers got to with their partners, but just because he's gay you get truckloads of hate?

it wasn't fair

probably more upset about it than you are

angry:

charles leclerc:

okay listen he's very baby princess boy to me

but i do think he'd bring out his full track terror energy if anyone tried to hurt you in any way ever

like he'll do absolutely anything for the tifosi EXCEPT let them touch you at all

a fan pushes you during a meet and greet? the whole thing is cancelled and he spends the rest of the day fussing over you and making sure you're okay

jenson button:

specifically if any of the other sky presenters (*cough* danica *cough*) made rude comments

he does not care about his job enough for that shit

he's tearing into her on live tv and everything

from that moment on everybody knows you don't fuck with jenson's man

logan sargeant:

again a little bit different from how i'd usually portray him

but i think logan doesn't really see himself as worthy of defending?

the second anyone says anything to you though he gets sooooo defensive

absolutely the line not to cross around logan

if he's having a bad day he might even bristle at oscar (who you'd probably have known just as long as he has) teasing you in a friendly way

oscar piastri:

similarly, does not play about you

whether or not h gets approval from mclaren he is taking to social media to absolutely drag anyone sending you hate

his mum and sisters jump on board without question

you're an honorary piastri and they will defend you as such

this was so fun, thank you milo <3

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

idk i’d assume this would count as a smau but like how you think different drivers would start their soft launch their relationship/queerness

okay i think some of them would just like full on hard launch it?

alex albon would do it by posting a screenshot of an 'am i gay' quiz

charles leclerc would plan an elaborate soft launch with cute pictures and then accidentally mention you in an interview

franco colapinto forgets that not everyone knows you're his boyfriend because in his mind it's so blatantly obvious that he adores you, so he sort of accidentally soft launches you?

jenson button had massive tension with you when you were both driving, and then one day just mentions that you bought a house together or something

kimi antonelli tests the waters very, very slowly. he's posting you more 'as a friend' and then when most of the comments are filled with people trying to come up with a ship name for the two of you, he starts posting more and more cutesy photos until everyone figures it out

kimi raikkonen talks about going home to his boyfriend/husband in a post-race interview and refuses to elaborate.

lance stroll does a fancy photo shoot with you, then posts certain photos that are a little obviously not heterosexual. when absolutely nobody is surprised, he posts the ones with you.

logan sargeant waits until after he's left williams. he puts a video on his story of you and him at a club and people recognise it as a gay bar in miami

mick schumacher starts posting rainbows and mlm-flag coloured things. when people start catching on, he starts posting "friendly" pics with you and it just ramps up from there.

ollie bearman has you model for his first line of merch. makes a cheeky post with you in a team ob shirt with him kissing your face with the caption merch so good it'll get you a boyfriend 😉

oscar piastri makes sure that everyone and their mother knows that he's in a relationship, but only uses neutral terms (partner, they/them, etc). initially questioned online but bc it's pretty common to say partner instead of boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/etc in aus, it blows over. then one day he brings you to the paddock.

sebastian vettel dates you quietly until about 2019/2020 when he starts mentioning you a lot more in interviews. the media is convinced you're his new trainer or something. then takes you to his são paolo senna tribute and is glued to your side the whole weekend.

bonus:

yuki tsunoda would not be at all subtle about it, and yet nobody would know. he's posting very casually intimate photos with you. he's talking about you constantly in interviews. he shows up to the paddock in your clothes more than once. he does the same shit with pierre. nobody realizes you're his boyfriend until he gets a really good race result and kisses you in the pit lane on instinct.

i also think several of their soft launches (and even some hard launches) would go under the radar just because f1 is such an unserious sport lmao. like unless a sex tape is released nobody is believing shit.

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

Okay okay, i’ve not seen anyone request anything to do with brother!reader yet, how about some of the retired/older drivers showing up to their brothers first F1/F2 race to support them.

oh this is cute i love it

fernando alonso taught you to be a track menace. he's a fair bit older than you, but you still get to be "rookies" in f1 together. the sibling energy is not far away on track. he will fight you harder than he usually fights anyone else. he will also commit war crimes on your behalf.

jenson button is running between the f1 commentators box and the f2 pit lane. sky have him go karting with you before your first race and he refuses to acknowledge that you beat him. cheating allegations to spare.

kimi raikkonen quietly supports you from your garage. he's been giving you advice your whole career, but he's never really told anyone that you're his brother. he knows you want to make it to f1 on your own merit. probably takes you out for icecream after.

lewis hamilton is so proud of you. he's always ready for more diversity in motorsports, and to know that his brother is so close to being able to race with him? it's definitely a moment he will not shut up about. would even do hot laps with you.

nico rosberg is ... supportive but in a nico way. if you tease him about the selfie curse he takes a dozen in front of your garage. if he teases you about not being a wdc you flirt with lewis. he makes snarky comments about your driving, but he will rip any other commentator (or driver. or mechanic. or team principal) to shreds if they do the same.

sebastian vettel, despite his new rebrand as a calm, caring person (which i do think he is) was definitely a menace of an older brother. he was hiding your toys out of reach. rubbing it in your face when you couldn't go places with him because you were too young. all of it. that said, he's definitely going to make sure you know what you need to do. maybe by hiding your driving gloves, but that's not the point.

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k - kimi raikkonen x 10 - bmx cycling racing!reader

Won’t tell you how scared he is for you

But he is

Big softie that finnish guy

Bit of a surprise for everyone when the first instagram post kimi puts up after his retirement is bmx

Loves practice riding with you

Even if he’s way slower

Will care for any injuries you have

Honestly loves the adrenaline from watching bmx

More exciting than racing in f1 he says.

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[thekoalapastriesbakery]

how do u think the drivers would react to u having liked/were a big fan of a different driver before meeting/getting together

oh this would be so funny to see play out haha

alex albon:

thinks it's absolutely hilarious

not even vaguely concerned abt the other driver but does frequently make jokes about being able to beat them in a fight (whether or not it's true)

depending on who it is, teasingly offers to get you signed merch

especially if it's one of the older / retired drivers (lewis, jenson, fernando, seb)

if it's jenson he WILL be asking during a live interview

he's a menace

but he's your menace <3

charles leclerc:

depending on who it is, either kinda jealous or just like. yeah i get it.

drivers he would understand: lewis, seb, jenson, kimi, max, + oscar

anyone else and he will pout like crazy

would still get you signed merch if you asked tho

franco colapinto:

he was probably just as much of a fan as you were

especially if it's lewis

if it's someone younger like kimi antonelli or ollie he'll be a little pouty because then he knows that you definitely would've been watching f2 and therefore had seen him drive

anyone older and he'd be giving you live updates on how much he couldn't believe that they were actually talking to him

jenson button:

tiny lil bit bitter

especially if it's someone he actually drove with

if it's a current driver he's less bothered, but if it's seb/nando/lewis/etc he's just gonna lose his mind a lil bit

just scream into a pillow a few times yk?

also very gay abt it. starts rambling about the driver in ways that make you think he definitely at least fantasized about hooking up with them

kimi antonelli:

again depends on age

if it's a driver who's been on the f1 grid for a couple years he totally understands

still gets a little pouty if you wear there merch and not his but will cope

HOWEVER

anyone f2/f3/etc and he will be hiding anything with their name or driver number on it

nobody in the same series as him

kimi raikkonen:

could go one of two ways

either doesn't even slightly care or pretends that he doesn't

if he's pretending he doesn't care you'll start to notice that your fan stuff is slowly disappearing (he's hiding it anywhere he doesn't think you'll look)

will deny it if you ever ask him about it

he's still not subtle though

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

t4t drivers and driver! reader celebrating the new year together during the winter break. maybe a movie night with bearinelli or a different pairing?

-🛢

poly!bearnelli:

the most tangled cuddle pile ever

between ollie's long limbs, kimi's tendency to just sprawl, and you trying to not be squished, the three of you have pretty much tied yourselves into knots

which is fine, you're not planning on going anywhere until february anyway

one of you will get dysphoric at some point and the other two will get more tangled trying to give whoever is sad loads of kisses

so many hot chocolates

ollie is not allowed to have caffeine

sleepy baby bear falling asleep on you like you're a stack of tires in the haas garage

you'll try to stay up until midnight on december 31st

if you do make it, you're only awake long enough to mumble "happy new year" to each other before falling asleep

the whole next day is spent rewatching their favourite movies

at least one snowball fight happens over winter break

ollie makes very pretty snow angels

kimi is very dedicated about his snowman building

poly!loscar:

if you're used to spending new year's in snow, logan and oscar are so ready to give you a new perspective

you spend december in australia (:D) with oscar's family and then january in florida with logan's family

february has the three of you back in the uk for preseason stuff (we're pretending logan has a seat with another f1 team ok)

lots of training together

lots of post-workout cardio bc your boyfriends are very hot

they think you're unfairly hot too

if any of you get dysphoric the other two will get borderline offended on behalf of the dysphoric one

like don't talk abt my boyfriend like that. thank you.

the ridiculousness of it all cheers all three of you up

poly!simi:

more low-key i think

seb is a menace (affectionate)

you and kimi spend the whole week around new year's cuddling on the sofa

you're either watching cute movies ... or seb

i think he's very prone to bursts of hyperactivity (especially after big occasions he was very excited for) (like christmas)

eventually he'll tire himself out and collapse over your laps

kimi tells you stories about crazy things he did when he got drunk after races

you'll all swap stories about the weirdest thing that happened to you in the car

and a fair few insults for each other's teams if they've done something shitty

you all show up late to preseason testing (probably with a few hickeys each)

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

For the drivers being surprised by their boyfriend coming home from deployment could you do Kimi Raikkonen, Jenson Button, max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc

Could you do it where they surprise them after they get out of the car after they got a podium

Thanks

thanks for going a bit more in detail, it just makes it easier for me not to burn out. i don't accept requests for max but i will happily do the others!!

charles leclerc:

this man was so ready to forza ferrari his way to the podium

he misses you so much and he definitely throws himself even more into racing than before

when he gets pulls up in parc fermé and sees you waiting with his team he's so excited to get out of the car that he forgets to take off his seatbelt

once he remembers he's launching out and ignoring everyone in favour of you

so excited to be able to kiss his boyfriend again

will whine that you look hot in your uniform

jenson button:

has probably been talking about you non-stop

everyone is so sick of it

when you reach out to his team and ask if you can surprise him they agree before you even finish the sentence

cute content AND they get to stop hearing jenson's pining??? sign them up

totally pretend it's some sort of super spy mission to smuggle you into the paddock

jenson gets out of the car and goes over to his team

but instead of clamoring to get hugs and handshakes and all that they just move aside and reveal you

he definitely starts crying but won't admit it

"it's just sweat"

kimi raikkonen:

is pretty happy with the race result

usually has pretty low-key team celebrations at the barricade

fully prepared to just do a few handshakes and move on

then he sees you

before you can even blink he's already clinging to you

it's the most emotional anyone other than you has seen the iceman all season

unless he was drunk