#Anti Joker

[descimatedcroakernightmares]

i must remind myself of my mission lest i fall prey to the spells of kermit the frog once again.

kermit and miss piggy need to be abandoned by all, left to reflect on their poor life choices and then to rot together for all eternity. only then will the world be saved.

[bruciemilf]

Something Something, Joker’s whole thing in DC is that he does irredeemable, awful bullshit, which he always minimizes by calling it a joke, regardless of how critical the damage is to people around him and never takes accountability for it, something something literally the plot always tells you he’s an absolute loser for that and aspiring to imitate that behavior makes you a loser, something something comedy should be an outlet for laughter and pain, not taking joy in hurting someone else

[ebisul]

The only thing that could convince me to watch another Joker movie is if Harley beats the shit out of him on camera

[punkeropercyjackson]

'Violence is romantic actually🤪I'm sooooo problematic'I can tell you're white

[ibrithir-was-here]

Rant incoming, skip if you don't care/don't want to read:

>deep breath in< uuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am soooo sick of The Joker. I'm so sick of the freakin Joker. Please, /please/, for the love of anything pick Any. Other. Villian. Please. Anything but the Joker. I'm tired of seeing his face, I'm tired of hearing the most inane, pointless drivel coming out of his mouth, I'm tired of him being Baby's First Anarchist/Psycho/Whatever. I want there to be a 50 year Joker moratorium, and only bring him back when nobody remembers anymore and then, at least, make him actually crack an actually funny joke for once

[glitter-stained]

Honestly fuck The Killing Joke

[thebisexualbatman]

batjoke shippers 🤝 brutalia shippers

shipping bruce wayne with someone who has literally abused him

[dalekofchaos]

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

I personally think Scarecrow is a better archnemesis to Batman instead of The Joker

Yeah The Joker is pretty much the opposite of Batman The Joker's crazy Batman is sane The Joker is bright and colorful Batman is dark and gloomy The Joker is bombastic and loud Batman is stealthy and quiet The Joker is chaos Batman is order

But Crane is also an agent of chaos and is a better foil to Batman than The Joker

Batman is highly intelligent and calculated but so is Crane

Crane also serves as the perfect foil to Batman given one major part

They both utilize fear as a weapon

Batman uses it to control criminals to make them fear him so they lay awake at night wondering if they should pursue crime if they have to meet Batman again

Crane uses fear for a much more sadistic purpose

To see what makes people tick to know what makes them easy to control to break down a person and build them back up again

Batman uses fear to turn people away from crime

Crane uses fear to break people to destroy everything about a person and leave them as a husk of what they once were

[the-desolated-quill]

So, surprise, surprise, Joker 2: Here We Go Again is shit. Apparently Lady Gaga, who was featured heavily in the trailers, is barely in the film. Todd Phillips refuses to fully commit to the musical aspect, which reportedly leads to the song and dance routines being incredibly lacklustre (which begs the question why he decided to make the film a musical in the first fucking place). And finally the entire second half of the film takes place in a courtroom with the Joker on trial for what he did in the first movie, which sounds like the most boring and self indulgent thing imaginable.

Oh, and in other news, while promoting his pointless Penguin spinoff, Matt Reeves has stated that his version of Batman will never “go full fantastical.” Thereby confirming what I’ve been saying since the very beginning. That Matt Reeves and Warner Bros never had an interest in creating their own version of Batman, but rather just copying Christopher Nolan because apparently there are no original ideas left in Hollywood.

CAN WE STOP WITH THE PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT AND MAKE BATMAN FUN AGAIN PLEASE? IT’S ABOUT A BILLIONAIRE WHO DRESSES AS A BAT TO FIGHT CRIME! THERE IS NOTHING REMOTELY GROUNDED OR REALISTIC ABOUT IT! STOP IT! 😡

[descimatedcroakernightmares]

should we like. bring meat to the astral realm altar or something. or bugs????

i miss picking on kj :(

[bruciemilf]

I'll have a good day and then boom, I remember that DC writers force Bruce to protect the bitch ass clown that murdered his child under the guise of a bullshit moral code, and not because he's profitable to their audience of edgy incels

[igotthisaccountunderduress]

Look what I made!

[punkeropercyjackson]

"If villain bad,why sexy?"Because you are not immune to propaganda.And also think beauty only exists within cis and/or white standards

[maniacwatchestheworld]

I do find it kinda funny how the Batman Rogues fandom kinda seems to reflect how the Rogues interact with one another in-universe. Most of the Rogues fandom just generally get along. Each group may have its own tastes, but there is a sense of mutual respect and fondness towards others within the Gotham Rogues space. Sure, we may squabble, but it's mostly in good fun and it's unlikely to be the kind of conflict that would lead to genuine, long-lasting hurt.

But if there's one thing that the Gotham Rogues and its fandom agree on... It's the Joker. None of the other Rogues seem to like the Joker very much which can range from tolerating him, to outright having actual legitimate beef with and hating him. And the fandom feels much the same way too! And honestly... Probably for a lot of the same reasons...

[glitter-stained]

Developing life skills and being on the nerd websiteTM is so funny because my mutuals will be like "here's a rant about how a very serious world issue permeates in fandom, my personal rating of Flash villains, sex post, list of least favourite ants organised by size, and now here's a reminder of how to safely bake cookie dough and not get salmonella nor e coli. And I'll be like hell yeah, here's a rant about classism linked with psychophobia in dc, my personal rating of green arrow trick arrows, sex post, list of dsm-5 criteria for a disorder, and now here's a reminder that you can salvage the completely burnt bottoms of pots pans you thought you could never use again after a kitchen disaster by repeatedly treating them with boiling hot water. (Idk if it's safe, but you can do it.) Friendly reminder to wait until the water has cooled down before using a sponge to rub the partially detached burnt food off of the pan between treatment, and that hot metal also burns. Green Arrow's trick arrows are so incredibly funny, what the fuck is the difference between independence day arrow and normal firework arrow. Why do you randomly carry the wedding arrow around. Imagine Mia reaching for the wrong arrow and the villain of the week is showered in wedding rice and they just look at eachother like um. What.