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You know what? Color me surprised at how few people are horny over Guzzlord! I mean, just look at that thing! It's deeply vore and belly bulge (and adjacent fetishes) coded! You're telling me that people DON'T want to get swallowed whole by that thing!??? People DON'T want to stroke and conquer that big guy? Surprising! Or maybe the surface internet is a whole lot less openly horny than it used to be which you know. Kinda a shame.

But also leave it to me to come up with an idea that I feel needs to be decently objectifying and horny, but being too asexual and not man enough to know how to execute on it very well. :/ What to do what to do.....

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So I finally got around to watching Transformers One last night. Good movie! Not my favorite take on Megatron, but I'm still firmly on team Decepticon, funny enough :p What can I say? I'm on team "kill your oppressors." >:]

But what I can't help but to want to think about is how Starscream is just a grade A masochistic freak in Transformers One!!! Honestly, a valid reading of his character! And I LOVE that for him!!! It just reminds me of why he's always been my favorite! He may have had some takes that I don't like around, but man. I LOVE him just BEGGING D-16 to beat the shit out of him! Man's just been looking for someone to beat him good enough, and he finally got that in Megatron and good for his masochistic ass! That tickles me so very much! And honestly now I can't decide which take on Starscream I like more... Him just being an entirely shameless masochistic freak that craves for Megatron to beat his sorry ass, or for what they were going for him with Earthspark where he was very clearly in an abusive relationship with Megs, but Megatron feels bad about it now and wants to treat Starscream better (to which Starscream is understandably resistant to have anything to do with Megs now). I can't decide which I like more! Masochistic freak (affectionate) or poor abused little meow meow! >.< But I do find it neat how Starscream was the previous leader of the High Guard or whatever they were called, implying pretty directly that he was just the strongest out of all of them and that's why he gets to be second in command. Good for him and him finding someone at last that doesn't hold back when beating the crap out of him!

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Ever since Giovanni's new Guzzlord Sygna Suit outfit dropped, my brain just wants to make like... A Legendary Vessels AU or like... A Giovanni being a legendary Pokemon's "chosen one" AU and just... HNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!

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I don't think that I've ever commented on it directly before, but my personal stance on if Harvey's dick is half burnt or not is the following.

I tend to like the idea of Harvey having more scarring than less scarring because I'm a weirdo and freak like that. More scarring is more fucked up and so that appeals to me! Less scarring is all good for iterations of his character, but as a dramatic bitch, I want to see Harvey being as physically messed up as possible because I like that in a Blorbo! The more horrific and gut-wrenching his damage, the better!

But I also entirely think that logically, it doesn't really make sense for him to be entirely damaged and scarred from head to foot. Logically speaking, the damage would likely be confined to his face, perhaps his hand, and the surrounding areas. So part of his arm, his neck, upper torso and shoulder is all fair game. Logically that should likely be the extent of that.

... And then there's my headcanon thoughts and interpretation that makes me deeply happy, but others would find deeply upsetting. >:]c

Because the thing is... Harvey- both of them are obsessive-compulsive... And it would likely bother the both of them how uneven things are... They're supposed to be a team together! Equal footing! Two halves of a whole! Two men in one body! Two sides of the same coin! Two! So... I can easily see that inequality bothering the both of them... And them taking action to make things right...

Basically, I think that if Harvey is split down more or less 50/50 that it's because one or both of them self-harm to make and keep it that way. Harvey already blatantly does self-sabotauging and self-harming behavior! Twofie, less so. But they are both obsessive-compulsive and are willing to hurt themselves or do self-sabotauging behavior for the sake of their own duality. I can easily see them continuously and repeatedly burning themselves with acid or damaging themselves in other ways to purposefully "keep things balanced" and to stubbornly keep their wounds or scarring from being able to get better! I feel like any iteration where his scarring is red kinda unheriently implies that he's self-harming to keep himself from healing. (Even though I'm personally in camp blue scarring because the color theory of it all deeply appeals to me!!!) I just think that the DC writers are cowards for not making any implication of this canon. But it would be a definitive answer! And it is very in-character! And is dramatic and emotionally painful in the most fun way possible because I'm a dramatic bitch! :D

So I am personally in the camp of, yeah. Harvey can have a half burnt dick. But that's because he did it to himself. A camp that I'm pretty certain that only I occupy! :D

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Hmmmmmm....... So what does it say about Giovanni when he says that he has this philosophy of seeing Pokemon only as tools and as less than human, even having the gall to tell this to a Psychic-typed Pokemon that clearly had human DNA mixed in there for good measure and can read and explode his brain at any moment......... And yet he treats Meowth from the TRio just as he would any other person. Meowth is very clearly equals to Jessie and James, and in fact, he may even outrank the two of them in Giovanni's mind because he's clearly the best talker and probably the smartest one out of the three!!! Like, Giovanni is Meowth's boss. Not like Meowth's master or trainer or anything. His boss. Giovanni actually employs this talking cat. And even though Meowth is this one-of-a-kind Pokemon that taught himself how to talk and walk like a human and is one of the very very few Pokemon that can clearly communicate with all humans through non-psychic means... Giovanni treats this incredibly valuable and useful Pokemon- this possibly priceless and endlessly interesting and pragmatic tool... And treats him equally as poorly as any other Team Rocket goon, Jessie and James included!!!

Like... This says SOMETHING about the kind of person that Giovanni is. Meowth often forgets that he's a Pokemon. Does Giovanni forget that too? For all of Giovanni's talk about how humans are better than Pokemon and that Pokemon are tools to be exploited... His actions don't exactly say that. At least not consistently.

One more reason that Giovanni deeply fascinates me! lol

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No one else may care about Giovanni when he does not create Rainbow Rocket!!! But I do, dammit!!!!! I may be the only person who cares, but I do!!!!!

Punches the ground furiously.

GRAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When will my husband (non-Rainbow Rocket Giovanni) return from the war? I miss my husband (non-Rainbow Rocket Giovanni), and hope that he returns from the war soon.

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!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE ONLY JUST DISCOVERED THIS BEING A THING!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

Me foolishly: I can spend all of my gems now around Christmas time. They're probably not going to release anyone that I'll be wanting for the New Year.

Pokemon Masters: Pulls this.

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! I NEEEEEED HIM NOW!!! AND THAT MEANS SPENDING MONEYYYY!!!!!! FUCK! >.<

Also just... Sure, I miss my husband. Non-Rainbow Rocket!Giovanni. But for a Rainbow Rocket!Giovanni.......????? ... !!!!!!!! Oh! HOOOOO BOY!!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLY APPROPRIATE!!!! I COULD MAKE A CHARACTER ANALYSIS ABOUT THIS!!! IT'S KINDA PERFECT AND SUITS HIM SO DAMN MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!!

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JEEZUS CHARLIE BROWN!! You managed to read the entirety of War and Peace over the course of a weekend!??? WITH all of the French in there!??????? Charles. You really must be smarter than people tend to think you are. That isn't exactly a small task, kid!

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I like how Charlie Brown and Snoopy doing a staring contest here somehow turned into a recreation of sorts of the staring contest episode of Unus Annus. Which happens to you when you've had your eyes open for too long!??? Do you start crying (like Charlie Brown here), or do you go cross-eyed!???????

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I like how Charlie Brown is in the anime protagonist seat in this movie.

Also Peppermint Patty is just... SOOOO deeply relatable right here!

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So I'm watching The Peanuts Movie that Blue Sky made back like a decade ago. I always thought that it looked good and have wanted to watch it, but never really got around to it. I was hankering for some animation to watch, so I decided to put it on! It's been a lovely time. If nothing else, it certainly LOOKS very beautiful! When Blue Sky wants to cook, they sure as fuck can!!! :p

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By the by, while I'm thinking about it, all y'all Riddler stans are just sleeping on Batwheels Riddler! He may just be the most fuckable Riddler out there and he gets absolutely 0 acknowledgement as far as I can tell from the fandom! Also Penguin also has an A+++ design in that show too!

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I am finding that I don't know how to feel about how fuckable some of the character designs in Batwheels are.

Because on one hand, it is eternally funny to me how ProZD voices perhaps the most fuckable Riddler in present existence!

But on the other hand... Why did they make Santa so sexy...?

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Admittedly, how people have been reacting to the two characters I've been messing around within the rotomblr community is rather entertaining to me!

Giovanni: Takes a slightly audible breath.

Characters responding: Oh! Hey! Would you look at that!!!? How suspicious! What are your dark and sinister intentions here!?????

Cassian: Hello! I am incredibly strange, offputting and suspicious! Look at me!!!

Characters responding: There's likely a perfectly normal and reasonable explanation for what's going on here!

It's a very funny contrast! Though I do partially wish that people were interested in these characters that I'm writing in any kind of similar way to how I find them interesting... But you know. It's whatever. I can't control how people decide to react to these things. I just have to hope that people eventually take an interest. Shrug.

It does make me wonder how they'll react to Adina when and if I get around to making an account for her around here. :p

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Have I ever mentioned on here before that Giovanni Pokemon is one of my favorite and most dearly held characters? I roleplayed him for a long time back in the day and so am deeply familiar with his character and his many iterations. :p

And have I ever mentioned that I actually think that his Rainbow Rocket iteration is deeply boring? Especially when compared to what came before? Like, I guess that I'm glad thar he's returned as a character and therefore I get to see him plenty in Pokemon Masters and all that. But I wish that we had the non-Rainbow Rocket iteration of him in the game instead.

There's just something so fascinating to me about how Giovanni had it all, but the moment he had an excuse, he just... Left it all behind. He had so much power and people who were deeply loyal to him, and he just... Left. Like, the people that followed him were loyal to a fanatical degree! What kind of person inspires such loyalty in his followers that years after he just up and abandons them, they still beg for him to come back? And why was Giovanni able to leave it all behind and put himself into a self-imposed exile so easialy?

There's just something to Giovanni. He's very neat to me! And I personally think that Giovanni is at his best and most interesting when he's more than just his affiliation to Team Rocket. He used to be someone. And that someone isn't the person he is now. And I just LOVE playing in that space of what he was and could have been!

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I only discovered that rotomblr is a thing today and I am absolutely delighted by its existence! I want to participate... But I'm uncertain in what capacity... I have... Many ideas and characters I could play around in the community with... But I'm uncertain what character to play around with and to what capacity... So here's a poll!!!