#anti clown prince of crime

[descimatedcroakernightmares]

i must remind myself of my mission lest i fall prey to the spells of kermit the frog once again.

kermit and miss piggy need to be abandoned by all, left to reflect on their poor life choices and then to rot together for all eternity. only then will the world be saved.

[descimatedcroakernightmares]

gonzo batman is SIGNIFICANTLY better than you bozos

All the other muppet mofos are wack

You’re the only one I respect

Ty Gonzo Batman for your service

Thank you friend

[sayain-princess-vegenta]

I miss some good old-fashion Joker X Harley.

Finding some good fic/fanart/thoughts or rants is like finding a needle in the haystack.

I'm tired just give me my puddin' and Harls back.

[the-muppet-joker]

neigh

Oh, look who's a fucking comedian? Did you see that, everyone? The funny muppet guy is traumatized by horses. Let's all fucking remind him of it and harass him because it's so funny! I'm laughing so hard! Everyone is laughing... wait. What's that? No one thinks it's fucking funny? You're all alone, up there onstage? Jingle your bells, little jester. Without an audience to care about you, it's the closest you'll get to hearing applause.

[3-heartstyle]

The Clown Prince of Crime!

Doflamingo is the Joker baby! Lol

(don't mind this @corafest )

Driven mad after killing his parents, he ran off and found company with the criminals of Gotham.

And while it's expected to have the Donquixote brothers have this sworn enemies dynamic, Doffy is not the only villain I made for this au!

With Batman having a tiny sidekick, why can't Joker have a little assistance.

No romantic feelings whatsoever, so keep that in mind. Like the original story, Doffy takes Baby 5 in as a kid and trains her to be a weapons expert.

Bringing in Law's origin story, Dr. Trafalgar was using his funds to find a cure for his dying family. When finding a solution he only managed to save Law before someone's goons sabotaged the lab, nearly killing everyone. With his wife frozen and children taken away, he'll do anything to have them back.

During the attack on her father's lab, a mixture of chemicals altered her body and mind. She's currently under the care of Donquixote Inc. in the hospital.

Smoker is a long time friend of Rosinante. Such a shame this detective snooped into something he shouldn't. Now having a deeply scarred face and a split psyche. He's more of an anti-hero than a villain.

I know we can't have two clowns in this city but you have to admit that Caesar and Scarecrow are practically the same person.

Last but not least, we have a two-for-one! Crocodile has a popular casino in Gotham and is involved with underground deals. But with a name like Sir Crocodile how can I not make him into Killer Croc. The power is transformative and is in this form every time he deals with shady customers.

[descimatedcroakernightmares]

four, i told you he does not deserve you. do not swear your fealty to this cretin. realize your own worth.

If The-Muppet-Joker has a million fans I am one of them. If The-Muppet-Joker has sixty nine fans I am one of them. If The-Muppet-Joker has only one fan, that is me. If The-Muppet-Joker has no fans, that means I am no longer alive. If the world is against The-Muppet-Joker, I am against the world.

[therealmuppetjoker]

GREETINGS, HOMOSAPIENS.

No, that can't be right. That sounds so... obsolete. Let's try this again, shall we?

SALUTATIONS, MY FELLOW MEN AND NONBINARIES.

Welcome to my blog. I go by many names, including Kermit, Mr. Kermit, The Joker, The Muppet Joker, The Croaker, The Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, Mr. The Frog, and The Real Muppet Joker.

I am a Muppet Joker kintype. All of his kins have been inherited as my own sub-kins, and these include:

Main: Kermit and the Joker (obviously)

Secondary: Bro Strider from Homestuck and Adam from the Bible

I DO NOT KIN VRISKA SERKET FROM HOMESTUCK. Unlike my, shall we say, "predecessor," I have read Homestuck all the way through without sullying my moral values. I would never kin a woman.

I am also aware (spoilers incoming) that Dirk Strider is a h*rse lover. I choose to believe that Bro would never associate with those things and saw the error of his ways early in his mental development, which is why I kin Bro and not Dirk.

Now... where were we? Heh.

FAQ:

Are you the original Muppet Joker?

No. I am a Muppet Joker kintype. My history begins to differ from the "original" Muppet Joker's when he starts kinning Vriska Serket. Since that point in our history, I have developed separately as a distinct entity.

What makes you the "real" Muppet Joker?

Because I am superior to the original one. I have read all the way through Homestuck, but I did not become a feminist. This gives me all rights to The Muppet Joker identity.

Are you single?

No. I am in a closed Relationship with Kermit and the Joker.

Why are you an anti-feminist?

If you don't know why, you might as well leave right now. This blog is not for Outsiders of the Men's Rights Movement.

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker kintypes

Other Muppet Joker kintypes

South Park fans

All females/girls/women

Anyone who uses Biblical imagery in non-Biblical fandom content, or anyone who talks about "Biblically accurate angels" as a meme. My past/culture is NOT your aesthetic.

Shifting antis

Equine furries/otherkin. It reminds me of my kin trauma.

Sans Undertale (including AU's) kintypes - also kin trauma.

"Neurotypicals"

Bigots

People who use the rainbow flag. The rainbow is ONLY for God and Kermit the Frog. (I myself use the MLM flag, which is blue and green.)

People who don't think we need stricter gun safety laws

Parents

Pro-choice

Pro-life

People who identify with the color royal purple. It's MINE.

Potterheads

If you have ever been on the Bachelor

[madam-o]

Why So Serious, Buggy?

What's so interesting and wild about Jeff Ward's portrayal of Buggy is that he doesn't play him at all like Buggy from the manga/anime, or even like any of the other villains in OPLA. His character feels closest to Luffy or Garp, in that he's giving a surprisingly nuanced and three-dimensional performance of a character who you absolutely didn't expect to feel like a real person.

I also see a lot of comparisons of Jeff's Buggy to the Joker, which is funny because he's actually more like the anti-Joker. The Joker would maniacally laugh and smile and terrorize his captive audience just like Buggy does, but he would never drop character and talk like a regular guy like Buggy constantly does in Episode 2.

The Joker is always On, and he's always dressed sharp. He's very much a showbiz professional. Buggy, otoh, feels messy and grubby like pirates do, and he's constantly stopping the show to bitch about the insufficient production value provided by his crew. His circus isn't particularly spectacular and he truly feels like the small-time criminal he's starting off as.

In his spotlight episode, Buggy's more pissed off at the world than anything else, and he's serious about getting information out of Luffy. The Joker would intricately design a game show or something for his victim to participate in, but Buggy doesn't have the patience for that. He just tortures, interrogates, and belittles Luffy, then tries to drown him when none of that works. He just feels so bitter and angry, like being a clown is the only thing he can do because it's his lot in life and not what he chose for himself. The Joker acts like becoming the clown prince of crime was his great destiny, while Buggy's more like, "Fuck you, I'm a pirate clown. Now laugh or you're dead."

Then he loses almost everything and finds himself in trouble with Arlong, and his reaction to that is to ramp up the annoying, foul-mouthed clown shtick. It's his defense mechanism to appear harmless and ridiculous. The minute he's safe and by himself, out comes that seething rage and bitterness again.

So basically, Buggy's the Joker, except if he was sane and hated absolutely everyone. Which, honestly, I need a LOT more of.

[tachvintlogic]

I want the Joker to die

And I don't want Batman to kill him. Or any of the bats. Or for any superhero or vigilante to do it. If someone does it, it should be someone ordinary.

I want his death to be pathetic. Mundane. Anti-climatic. Seemingly banal for a character as popular and ubiquitous as the Joker. I want his death to be a joke, a mockery of the Joker as a character.

I want the Joker to hate the way he dies, because it turns him into the butt of a joke.

I want his death to make people look at each other and go "wait, that's it? That's all it took?" The Joker in-universe and out is so larger-than-life, more force of nature than man, and I want his death to be a stark reminder that he's just a guy with all the weaknesses of a mortal man.

I want Batman to think it can't possibly be the real deal, even after he sees the body. It's just too easy. Too simple. Not grand enough for the Clown Prince of Crime.

But it is.

I want something like... his henchmen are done with his shit.

Goon: So I built the elaborate death trap for Batman you wanted, now pay me.

Joker: No. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Goon: Fine then *pulls out a gun and shoots him in the face*

The goons are surprised that kills him instead of injuring him or just making him madder.

I want a random group of delinquents who want to avenge their friends and family to see the Joker walking down the street and they figure he can't kill them all and beat him with baseball bats. They're surprised that only the Joker is dead.

I want someone who's not paying attention to the road to accidentally run over the Joker while he's jaywalking. They go "Oh God! I hit someone!" and then they see who it is and go "Oh God! I hit the Joker!" Everyone around them is just staring because someone should probably call an ambulance, but no one wants to call an ambulance for the Joker.

I want him to just keel over and die randomly, and then during the autopsy we find out he had cancer that went untreated.

I want him to suddenly trip down the stairs for no reason and bust his head open.

I want him to get pneumonia.

I want him to choke on food and no one helps him.

I want him to just croak and the autopsy declares it could be any number of things that killed him.

I want it to feel unsatisfying.

I want everyone to think this can't be the end. He can't just be dead. Not like that.

And then it is. That's what sticks.

Because wouldn't that be hilarious?

[the-antiapocalyptic-man]

Do you have any headcanon's for any heroic character on Earth 3?

The big two--World's Finest, if you will--are Captain Alexander Luthor of the Imperial Amerikan Marines and Jack "Jokester" Dent, Clown Prince of Justice.

Alex, despite this family's immense wealth, grew up in the shadow of his foster brother, Clark, through to their adulthood and the day Colonel Kent left for the stars and returned as Earth's new self-proclaimed ruler, Kil-Vex the Ultraman (no relation, obvs). Alex had risen to Captain under the Wilson Regime and personally requested point on the anti-Ultraman offensive. President Wilson's denial of that request and subsequent deal with Kil-Vex led Alex to defect, quickly burning through his personal wealth to build up an Anti-Ultraman Army. It was a disaster. Luthor's personal tragedies continued from there, as his wife, his sister, and eventually his own child all betrayed him for the Crime Syndicate. As his family collapsed, Luthor fully committed himself to his Legion of Justice, even as they were demoralized by defeat after defeat. In a moment of weakness, he tried to even the playing field by stealing geriatric villain Will Batson's dark lightning of MAZAHS, but the cursed magic erased his consciousness and replaced with a warped personality similar to his multiversal counterparts. He was eventually freed from the Curse of Mazahs, his belief in justice strengthened by the shame of the hunger for power he now knew slept deep within his very being.

Jack came from much less auspicious beginnings, a struggling actor and comedian whose act got him the wrong kind of attention of Owlman and his Talons. Viciously beaten and scarred, Jack took to wearing clown make-up and joined up with his ex-wife Evelyn Gold's Justice Underground. As Jokester and Three-Face, they worked with a loose network of other costumed heroes--Quizmaster, King Croc, Tick-Tockman, Mister Moth, Red Hood, and Jack and Evelyn's daughter Duela--to wage an asymmetrical war with Owlman and the fascist Council of Owls that had ruled Gotham for centuries. After killing one of the Talons in self-defense and attempting to return the body to Owlman, Jack was promptly executed, making the return of the Jokester not long after something of a personal annoyance to the Owl. As for Jack himself, even he couldn't explain why he was alive again...but then he always preferred multi-choice questions.

[la-pheacienne]

For real, idiots keep bitching about Blood & Cheese but in response to the people of Bitterbridge brutally murdering his toddler nephew, Daeron had the town sacked, much of its populace slaughtered, and then burned the rest with Tessarion. Lady Caswell (whose husband had earlier been executed by Aegon II for supporting Rhaenyra) ordered the hangings of three of people implicated in the death Maelor, offered to capitulate in exchange for a safe conduct for her and her family, but Daeron still wipe out the city.

Daeron literally destroyed a whole TOWN, when the people that were accused of Maelor's murder were already punished. Imagine throwing a fit like that as a prince.

Daeron Targaryen was a psycho, along with his brother Aemond and his brother Aegon. All three encapsulate the absolute WORST of House Targaryen, the madness, the cruelty, the inhumanity, the narcissism and the sadism that all antis associate with Targaryens. The same antis who stan these particular Targaryens out of spite. They fucking hate Rhaegar Targaryen of all Targaryens, he's the devil reincarnated, RHAEGAR, who's biggest crime was that he ABANDONED HIS FAMILY, and then they go and stan THESE CHARACTERS, I repeat. How does it feel being such a clown my god

[descimatedcroakernightmares]

should we like. bring meat to the astral realm altar or something. or bugs????

i miss picking on kj :(

[jasonswh0rre]

The Psychological Analysis of The Joker 🃏

☁️ This Analysis will deepen the intricacy of the mind of the clown prince of crime, Joker. This analysis will have dark themes and references of violence. Mental health content will be addressed.

☁️ Authors Notes: I know I know Tim is our winner and I will definitely post his analysis but then I started thinking 🤔 about Joker for some reason idk maybe it's cause of the new Joker movie with Lady Gaga. So I decided to make a psyche analysis on him. This is going over just the Joker comic counterpart not the Joker movie(s).

The Joker represents the worst of humanity—how easily a person can descend into madness when pushed to the edge. His idea that “one bad day” is all it takes to break a person is a powerful reflection of his worldview. This theory connects him to other characters who have experienced profound trauma but chose different paths. In the Joker’s eyes, he is the ultimate truth of what lies within every person: the capacity for chaos, cruelty, and madness when the façade of morality crumbles.

For Batman, this “one bad day” was the murder of his parents. However, Batman’s response was to create order and justice, using his pain as a tool for control. The Joker, on the other hand, sees Batman’s rigidity as a form of denial—an attempt to escape the chaos that defines human existence. The Joker’s obsession with Batman stems from his desire to prove that even the Dark Knight is only one tragedy away from falling into the same abyss. The Joker’s relationship with Batman is not just about chaos versus order; it is a psychological war between two individuals shaped by trauma but who took fundamentally opposite paths. Where Batman strives to protect Gotham from the abyss, the Joker seeks to drag everyone into it.

Superman, particularly in the Injustice universe, is another example of the Joker’s philosophy in action. After the Joker manipulates Superman into killing Lois Lane and their unborn child, Superman snaps, becoming a tyrant and killing the Joker. In this moment, the Joker’s worldview is vindicated—if even the most virtuous man on Earth can be broken by loss, then no one is immune. This act of breaking Superman demonstrates the Joker’s core belief that anyone, given the right push, can fall into darkness.

Jason Todd’s death at the hands of the Joker is another reflection of this theory. Jason, the second Robin, was a brash and impulsive young hero who was brutally murdered by the Joker. His death left a lasting scar on Batman, but more importantly, it became the catalyst for Jason’s transformation into the violent anti-hero, Red Hood. Jason’s resurrection and subsequent rejection of Batman’s non-lethal code show that, in some ways, the Joker succeeded in breaking him. Jason’s “one bad day” was his murder, and while he did not fully become a villain, he embraced methods that brought him closer to the Joker’s worldview than Batman’s. For the Joker, Jason’s transformation is a partial victory—proof that trauma can twist even the best of intentions.

At his core, the Joker is not just an agent of chaos but a reflection of the darker sides of human nature. He embodies the potential for destruction that lies within every person, especially when faced with trauma or loss. His belief in the fragility of morality and sanity is the driving force behind his actions. The Joker wants to prove that order, justice, and morality are nothing more than comforting lies that crumble in the face of true chaos. His laughter, his violence, and his madness are all expressions of his belief that life is random and cruel, and anyone who believes otherwise is fooling themselves.

The more obvious answer when discussing The Joker's mental state would be traits associated with Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD), including a complete lack of empathy, disregard for societal rules, and a propensity for manipulation and violence. He takes pleasure in the suffering of others, not out of personal vendetta but because it supports his belief that chaos is the true nature of the world. His acts of violence are not random; they are usually carefully orchestrated to break the minds of those around him, particularly Batman.

The Joker also displays signs of psychopathy, marked by his emotional detachment and ability to plan elaborate schemes without remorse. He is capable of forming complex relationships, like his manipulative hold over Harley Quinn, but these relationships lack genuine emotional connection. His charm, manipulation, and grandiose sense of self-worth align with the classic symptoms of psychopathy. He views himself as superior to those around him, not because of his intellect or power, but because he believes he has freed himself from the constraints of morality.

While the Joker often claims to be mad, his actions suggest a deeper, more calculated level of control. He is capable of extreme violence, but he is not driven by impulse; rather, his violence is a tool for exposing the hypocrisy of society and the fragility of sanity. This points to a potential diagnosis of nihilistic delusion—the belief that life is meaningless and that morality, justice, and order are illusions. The Joker’s worldview is built on the idea that nothing matters, which allows him to commit horrific acts without guilt or remorse.

Interestingly, the Joker also displays traits commonly associated with Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), particularly in his intense and unstable relationship with Batman. The Joker’s obsession with Batman is deeply personal, almost as if his existence depends on their dynamic. He vacillates between wanting to destroy Batman and wanting to prove that they are two sides of the same coin. This fixation suggests a form of identity disturbance, as the Joker seems to define himself in relation to Batman.

The Joker’s lack of a coherent identity is another key aspect of his psychological makeup. His origin story is shrouded in mystery, and he frequently contradicts himself when discussing his past. This lack of a stable identity is symbolic of his belief that life is chaotic and meaningless. He refuses to define himself, embracing the chaos of existence in the same way he embraces violence and anarchy. This fluidity in his sense of self may point to identity disturbance, a trait often associated with personality disorders like BPD.

Ultimately, the Joker represents the worst of humanity—he is the embodiment of what happens when someone fully embraces chaos, nihilism, and madness. His philosophy that “one bad day” can break even the strongest person is a direct challenge to the moral structures that society holds dear. For the Joker, life is a cruel joke, and he is its punchline. His psychological profile reflects this belief: a man without empathy, without remorse, and without a stable sense of identity. He is both a psychopath and a symbol of the darkest aspects of human nature, reminding us that beneath the surface, we are all just one tragedy away from becoming like him.

[badguysgalore]

My Two Cents on the Joker: My Love/Hate relationship with the Clown Prince of Crime

I think something we tend to forget in fandom is that you can like or dislike a character without liking or disliking everything about them. Before anything else said, I want to make this clear as crystal. This is my opinion. I am not saying it is right or that you have to agree. No one has to agree with me. All I ask is that you hear me out, acknowledge my opinion, and if you don't like it, agree to disagree. I fully respect the opinions of those who dislike/hate this character. Okay, let's talk about this frikkin' clown.

It is absolutely no surprise, to me or to anyone, that a lot of people LOATHE the Joker. And with good reason. He is a monster. In nearly every continuity he's in, he's done terrible things. He killed Jason Todd, paralyzed Barbara Gordon, abused and manipulated Harley, tormented and experimented on Tim Drake, turned Superman into a dictator, the list goes on. I understand why people hate him. Their reasons are valid, especially if they relate to his victims.

I myself have a love/hate relationship with the Joker.

Here's what I love about the Joker:

I love that he's Batman's opposite, a bright, loud, colorful clown.

I love that when written right, he can be scary AND funny.

I love his overall classic design. Purple suit, bow-tie, green hair, red lips, etc.

I love that he's deadly, as any Batman villain ought to be.

I love his genius-level intellect. Though, arguably, all the great Batman villains have that.

I love his weapons. Joker venom, acid-squirting flowers, ninja-star playing cards, etc.

I love the whole "Joker card as a calling card" shtick. To me, that never gets old.

I love how ruthless he is. Some of the best villains are ruthless.

I love his whole "agent of chaos" shtick.

I love the idea that he's a deadly maniac hiding behind the humorous image of a clown.

I love the fact that he's anti-nazi. Good to see he has some sort of standards, at least in one or two continuities.

I love his obsession with Batman and their rivalry.

Now here's what I hate about the Joker.

I hate that he has zero respect for anyone other than himself, or even if he does respect them, it's only as a means to an end. At the very least, he ought to have more respect for his allies.

I hate how he serves as a bad representation of mental health. I will not sugarcoat it or give it a pass. I have my own share of mental illnesses, so him serving as an example of the mentally ill? Terrible.

I hate the whole "Life's a Joke and only I know the punchline" shtick.

I hate the way he treated Harley. It was wrong then and it's wrong now. There's no hiding it, or excusing it.

I hate the growing amount of "edginess" the character has been given. He's a clown villain. At least half of his crimes should be nonsensical fun.

I hate how he treats the younger members of the Bat-Family. I know they're his enemies, but still.

I will never condone the Joker's actions, nor the actions of any villain. And again, I fully understand and acknowledge that my enjoyment of the Joker as a villain is unpopular. But I feel like I should be honest. At the end of the day, the Joker is one of my favorite villains. Do I like everything about him? No. But I don't have to.

[leafbracer98]

A while ago I came up with an idea to cross over Dead By Daylight and DC comics, with Joker (specifically looking like he does in Serious House) as the killer, and Jason Todd as the survivor. The stage would be Arkham Asylum, also looking more like it does in Serious House. I kinda wanted to write a fic, but kinda fell out of DBD before I could figure out what I wanted it to be, (plus what I was thinking of was ending way too happy for DBD, and it was coming off very crack-y) but I did write DBD-style character backstories/summaries for them, and even if I wrote a fic I couldn’t find a way to get them into the story anyway, and I really like them so here you go:

Killer: The Joker

No one knows the Joker’s backstory, least of all him. Famously the biggest thorn in Batman’s side, the most infamous rouge.the infamous clown prince of crime has done too many wrongs to count, taken countless lives in a twisted dance with Batman. A game that the Joker seems to want to win, by either killing Batman, or getting the famous anti-killing Bat to kill him, it’d be hilarious. A particularly infamous crime was his murder of the second Robin, which led to Batman almost killing him.

Recently, Joker was able to get his hands on the current Robin. It almost worked before, right? He had the bird, a crowbar, a bomb, a warehouse, and a plan. This would be it! He let out more twisted laughter over Robin’s stolen comm. the bird wasn’t crying, that would change. He closed his eyes in bliss, raised the crowbar…

And suddenly wasn’t in the warehouse, and the bird boy was gone.

He was in a strange forest.

Funny.

Weapons: crowbar and knife

Survivor: Jason Todd

Born to An abusive father and drug addict mother in Gotham, Jason found himself homeless before he turned 13. He was picked up by Batman in Crime Alley when he tried to steal the Tires of The Batmobile. Batman adopted him and he became the second Robin, a role he would tragically lose his life to in a warehouse in Ethiopia. He died a hero. He came back changed. Now the Red Hood cleans up Gotham the way he wants, and after some scuffles with the Batfamily; was welcomed back to the fold. He was happy, until…

The Joker escaped Arkham and had taken Robin. He was taunting them, taunting Jason. Jason made it to the warehouse first Despite their differences, Jason wasn’t letting another Robin die to that damn clown. He went into the warehouse, and didn’t come back out. Robin was found later that night by Nightwing. Nightwing called in the rest of the family. The strangest thing was The Signal telling them that both hero and clown disappeared into a strange thick fog, and then vanished. Batman called in a few friends and the warehouse was searched, top to bottom for both their missing brother and the clown, or even a trace of the strange fog, the vigilantes of Gotham and the Justice League searched for ages. Batman is still looking into other dimensions.

[the-muppet-joker]

Greetings, homosapiens.

My name is Kermit. I also respond to The Joker, The Croaker, the Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, and Mr. The Frog. Pronouns are self explanatory.

I am a Kermit and Joker combined kintype with kin memories. I also ship Kermit with the Joker and am in a romantic relationship with both of them.

♤ ♡ ◇ ♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker Kintypes

People who post about wearing felt (the matierial I am made of as Kermit)

Batman Kintypes, fuck you Batsy

Marvel fans (self explanitory)

Reylo shippers-- disgusting.

Hank Green apologists

Minors or people over 30, just a preference

People who use AI-- support independent artists!

Vivziepop antis (see above)

Pokemon fans. Animal cruelty is disgusting.

People who don't support the men's rights movement. Fuck you.

Women. Females. Get off my blog foids.

Those of you on the WRONG side of ace discourse. You know who you are.

Hazbin hotel/Steven Universe fans, y'all are annoying.

No Sans/ AU Sans kins, especially Error!Sans. Was traumatized by a sans kinnie, if youre reading this, fuck you Error.

People who are afraid of seeing what darkness and depravity look like. Heh, run while you can.