therealmuppetjoker

[therealmuppetjoker]

Have a good sleep buster! See you in the morning.

-Tim

Oyasumi.

[therealmuppetjoker]

I don't know what that is, but sure!

-Tim

Puppet ASMR: What Life's All About. Heh. When I finish my manifesto, I may consider titling it that... Arigatou, Tim.

[therealmuppetjoker]

Why, there are no meanie-weanies in Ambrosia! Everyone is kind to everyone else, regardless of who they are. You won't have to worry about that kind of behavior.

-Tim

Perchance... ... I am falling asleep over here. It's been a long day of training, plotting, and walking... Can you put Puppet ASMR on the radio Tim?

[therealmuppetjoker]

Well, why don't you like women?

-Tim

Because they're... They're... Meanie-weanies!!! And I don't want to take the time and effort to observe the layers of misogyny that have been instilled in me since birth which make it easier for me to accept the male privilege I receive every day existing in society

[therealmuppetjoker]

We are a group dedicated to the Enlightenment of all! We accept people of all types, including muppets. Saint Ambrose encourages that everyone accept one another for who they are.

-Tim

B-but what if my beliefs are anti-acceptance? As a proud champion of the Men's Rights Movement, I don't want to support a group full of g*rls

[therealmuppetjoker]

Not at all! Why, I've been blessed to have been welcomed into the wonderful and loving community that is Ambrosia!

-Tim

As long as they're pro-Muppet and meet my DNI criteria, that sounds pretty hecking sweet.

[therealmuppetjoker]

putting something together for my sister...

(and if you saw the wip sketch, the Electric Mayhem ended up getting cut, but I do still have the lineart of them!)

[therealmuppetjoker]

The extra arms are just a feature of Enlightenment! My eyes have been opened and that has allowed me to evolve beyond the typical human form!

-Tim

Tim... Have you been to the Muppet Transformation Caves...? Is that where you took on this form...?

[therealmuppetjoker]

Oh, don't worry about that. I'm a great multitasker!

-Tim

Sorry my bad I didn't see how many extra arms you have

[therealmuppetjoker]

Birdie says this is the best way to talk with you! Haha, youths these days.

-Tim

Tumblr is always the best place to reach me, it's true. But maybe not while driving

[therealmuppetjoker]

Hey there buster! Birdie mentioned you need a ride to Hollywood Studios for a protest of some kind. I'm Tim, it's nice to meet ya! Hop on in and let's get driving!

Why are you texting me on my internet blog I see you pulled over by the road Tim

[therealmuppetjoker]

It's getting so cold. I may have to shift to someplace warmer while I wait for the bird anon's family friends to pick me up...

[therealmuppetjoker]

Calling them now, stay put where you are and they'll come and get you.

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T-thanks. *Huffs*

[therealmuppetjoker]

I have some family friends that could probably drive you if you need it.

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Help

[therealmuppetjoker]

Are you still in need of a car?

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It;s so cold

[therealmuppetjoker]

Does anyone in Virginia have access to a car that I could perhaps borrow for a few days. Walking to Florida is taking too long

[therealmuppetjoker]

I have never felt more alive. My fists are flying through the air at speeds I didn't imagine to be possible. I will have the most rippling muppet muscles ever known. This will of course come in handy the closer I get to the Enemy's lair... Disney World, there will be Hell to pay