therealmuppetjoker

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If you aren't pro-choice or pro-life, are you just...pro-death? Like everyone should die? Like what is your stance on this? Honestly the other Joker-Kermit kinnie or whatever seems to at least have some form of...continuity in his beliefs

I am against impregnation. I will only engage with it as a fetish.

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M leige!! Have you seen the new "joker" movie?

Can you guys stop messaging me I'm trying to hibernate early this year so I can be around for my winter arc

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https://youtu.be/RKFd61C6cG0?si=RUYXH8Tq2P8Ugq8Z

AUGHHHH.... MY KIN TRAUMA.....!!!!! *Crawls pathetically on the ground with my hand stretched out, grabbing for my phone which is just out of my reach* I'm.... going to block you......!! auuguhghhghh*collapses before I can get to it*

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hello sir. apologies if you’ve been asked this before, but i noticed on your dni you list both pro life and pro choice individuals. so uh, which is it?? as in. which one is correct.

I already answered this. You'll find my opinions in the real muppet joker tag. A word of caution: I may be more enlightened and objectively correct than you anticipate. Heh. Everyone make sure to bring something to keep you dry just in case people's heads start exploding...

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very fond of kermit in outfits

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interesting how you’re anti hamilton but you tagged that ask about milton with a hamilton song 🤔

No... My secret...!

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Your amazing Kermit joker everyday I wake up eager to see your posts I start to sweat and convulse when I see you haven't posted and I wait for hours at a time scrolling to the top of your page refreshing and refreshing until a new post comes I've taken multiple days of work just to refresh for your posts and it's always worth it I love each and everyone of your posts I love you I love you I love you and whenever I see a new post or (somehow) a post I haven't already seen from you my eyes start to water with glee and each night before I go to bed I hope scroll your account (because your account could never bring me doom) and I dream of your posts and amazing takes overall i love you kermit joker i love you with all my heart you are my heart your the air i breath and i wait with baited breath for your next post bound to be a absolutely epic banger

You are just like how I am. Normal

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horse is the best animal cause you can hold their big soft face in your arms and it’s like the worlds best hug

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hello dear croaker i’m doing some research for personal reasons and i was wondering if muppets make milk? please let me know so i can take my next steps <3

Anything lactates if you milk it hard enough.

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People I need to apologize to in order to grow as a person:

My ex polycule

My ex roommates

God

The Pope

My bitch of a mother

Guy named Ethan (stole his hair)

Guy named Dylan (ate his soap)

Gerard Way (killed his immortal vampire soul)

Horses I need to apologize to:

My father's prized horse Bucephalus (attempted murder via poisoning)

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thoughts on milton?

He seems nice, but I am strongly anti-RPF. (For anyone unaware, this means "real people fiction," such as the musical Hamilton.) No exceptions.

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With one of my secondary kins being the original man (Adam from the Bible), as well as my status as a self-identified trans-inclusive radical misogynist, I am more than qualified to give insight on these matters. The truth is, as long as you know yourself to be masculine, you are on the right side, my brother. Do whatever nurtures your soul and find your manliness there... #men's rights

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Agreed. As someone who closely identifies with the Catholic faith (Adam is one of my secondary kins) I am SICK AND TIRED of all these Biblical "fanfictions"... Not that there is anything wrong with fanfiction, but I've said it before and I'll say it again. MY PERSONAL HISTORY IS NOT YOUR FANDOM!!!! U-ugh... My kin trauma... It's all coming back... E-Eve, why.... No..... NO......!!!!!!!

Good art though

the rest of my muppet!omens doodles, all together :)

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Housesittting is such a pain in the ass. The 15,000 ladybugs I let loose in this lady's house to eat the aphids on her plants didn't even do anything and most of her plants are dead. And now there are ladybuhs everywhere! I figured water would kill them so I brought the hose inside and sprayed all over the place but now everything's wet. No clue where the cat could be

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Grabbing handfuls of the indoor bugs and putting them outside

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Also henceforth I have decided that, being both Adam and Dark Eve kintypes, I am my own mother and father and will be letting my old "parents" know that they are simply Susan and Jim to me. Sad!