therealmuppetjoker

[therealmuppetjoker]

I have to train.

[therealmuppetjoker]

is this like... an alternate timeline muppet joker, the vriskless timeline muppet joker, is the other one the vrisked muppet joker is this some homestuck ass alternate timeline shit

You don't need Homestuck timelines to be a Meninist Kinnie

[therealmuppetjoker]

*Tears fall gently from my orbs*

What a terrible day to be a Muppet*Vision 3D fan

[therealmuppetjoker]

is it time for a temporary truce?

In this day and age I believe every person is entitled to their opinion, and that means all of us should stay in our lane to avoid all conflict and ideas we don't agree with. If I thought about f*minism or talked to horse furries all the time it might start to poke holes in my personal ideologies. And why would I want that? Baka yarou.

But... Is my DNI worth it? If we are facing a national tragedy...?

[therealmuppetjoker]

Despite my distaste for you personally, I do mourn the loss of the Muppet 3D show alongside you. A great symbol has been lost.

🐦

Thank you, bird anon. We are all mourning. I have not even been able to cum on my Joker figure as of late. Fuck those muppetphobic assholes...

[therealmuppetjoker]

We have to start a Muppet Revolution. I am looking up WikiHow articles on protesting as we speak.

[therealmuppetjoker]

We will storm Disney World. We will take back what is ours.

[therealmuppetjoker]

F.... Fozzie.....

[therealmuppetjoker]

TUMBLR VS DISNEY WORLD. WE HAVE TO SEIZE THE MUPPETS. WE HAVE TO SET THEM FREE BEFORE MICKEYS GOONS TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME. MY RAGE IS ENOUGH. MY FISTS ARE ENOUGH. MY SCREAMS ARE ENOUGH.THEY CANNOT STOP ALL OF US

[therealmuppetjoker]

As someone who has taken on your identity as my own I have a lot of relevant opinions on this. That "she" pronoun disturbs me... However a nonbinary Muppet Joker may not be so bad as long as you're not a w*man. Perhaps I was wrong about you. Perhaps we could even... Coexist. N-no... It can't be... Until that pronoun is gone I cannot rest... Grrrrr

What are your pronouns bruv???

HE. SHE. THEY. IT.

I once was a simple man who only had one measley Pro Noun... but then I realized that with every Gender Gained, you also gain strength and power over those who have weaker souls. If you only have one Pro Noun, I got news for you, buddy! You will soon be licking my boots and begging for mercy once the Non Binary Overlords sieze power... Welcome to the Liberal Agenda!

[therealmuppetjoker]

if you were truly interested in breaking the “pedestrian rules of society” you would be firmly anti christmas as it is a retched holiday that brings joy and dampens Fear

*Corrects you on your spelling to deflect* Umm.. It's "wretched." Heh. That'll show 'em...

[therealmuppetjoker]

I didn't permashift. There is too much work to be done.

[therealmuppetjoker]

[therealmuppetjoker]

im going to shift somewhere else, maybe permanently. i just cant... bear this. im sorry to everyone who has to stay in this reality where the muppetvision 3d show is shutting down but i literally cant take it. goodbye...

[therealmuppetjoker]

Thoughts on muppet vision 3d getting closed? Will you March with the predecessor?

It... can't be...

[therealmuppetjoker]

Muppet joker did you hear about muppet vision 3d shutting down? I'm so sorry.

This is my final fucking straw

[therealmuppetjoker]

it is november

Sigma males don't abide by such pedestrian rules of society as "Christmas season starts in December." Get a grip

J: Wonderfully said, darling... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA