#Anko did that

[kankuroplease]

Shizune’s bachelorette part ~ scavenger hunt

[zu-is-here]

Happy birthday to the boy who changed the fate★

Axel [10/29] & Eve by ari-cuno

Anko by groovygladiatorsheep

Crazy Lace by clownyclowns

Esther by orange-dreamzer

Flicker by bluepallilworld

[mimikyuno]

ngl i love how the question was “boy or girl” and like. nothing weird about that we love to see

[r3dlif3]

You're telling me that Anko Mitarashi has a once in a life time connection to Orochimaru one of the three sanin and main antagonists of the entire naruto series, she was the only person in konoha to be trained under him before his excommunication and was around him for the most of her child life. She learnt HIS ,and i mean only he could do it, jutsu involving snakes and an attack that included her killing herself along with her enemy. Anko is also achunin exam proctor and was the first person to see orochimaru after over a decade but only told the hokage so he could send out a team of anbu. She's a jounin so surely she'd have a connection or interactions with her colleagues and maybe even a relation to Kakashi because of Sakumo and Orochimaru having some kind of tie to him in canon.

So the author obviously did something with her and involved her with Orochimaru based plotlines so she could have a satisfactory ending instead of forcing her to live within his proximity and see his own child and team who he trained and didn't abandon. Obviously the author didn't push her to the side, weaken her and never explain why Orochimaru chose her to teach and to have her learn a suicide jutsu which can also be read as a lovers suicide sort of thing because of the twin snakes.

Orochimaru did pick Anko to carry a curse mark for a reason and it isn't a massive plot hole not only to Orochimaru character and his plans involving the people with the mark but it also feeling half arsed. Surely she was impotent to the plot right

[whotookmysenbon]

Tsunade said to ask you how is Kiki?

Tsunade’s made me babysit it as a D rank and so far it likes wet cat food, bit me twice and pissed on the fucking couch.

Anko started this, they share a sense of chaos, make her babysit the damn thing.

[team7-headquarter]

ANKO USING OROCHIMARU'S HAND AS HER OWN FOR A NINJUTSU.

[clarablightt]

watched the new episode deer anime today!

genuinely this show keeps getting more insane and i love it so much omg like i’ve just accepted this world makes no logical sense and im happy for that

[darcymariaphoster]

Iceland bites. Hard.

Norway and Denmark have trauma from his biting when he was a child

Everyone thinking Finland is the feral one but it was actually Iceland as a child. He's nicer now. But just imagine him baring his teeth and Norway and Denmark when he's annoyed so they just leave him alone. 😆😆😆

[dark-elf-writes]

Anko looking to orochimaru like “get your fucking dog bitch” and him just nodding sagely.

Oro: well I didn’t know how to tell you dear, but your hisses are a bit…sloppy.

Naruto: Yesterday you told me to “walk a lavender in the pool” and I wanted to bleach my ears. That means nothing.

Anko: …I’m moving out. Nothing is worth this.

Sobbing Oro is the “play stupid games win stupid prizes” mom so if Anko wants to pick fights with her little brothers she better be able to back it up if she wants him to step in.

Smash cut to Anko face to face with one of her summons until she can call Naruto a flea bitten mongrel flawlessly.

[liccy]

When I say I peaked in 2004, this is what I meant. So many Naruto Draws. Majority of them Crack.

Good times, good times. Dang, I wish i was just as active as I was back then.

[thriceboundhome]

I will make a post about how these three sleep. i will. I just. it depends on who it's with. it changes, not by much but how their body just adapts to whoever they're laying next to

[the-insanity-of-mojiru]

Burger with an orange wedge

[celestialrhythm]

Looks like a neko summon

[felsenbluete]

There is a Naruto-character-poll blog and neither Anko nor Ibiki are nominated? Garbage, toss it out.

[whotookmysenbon]

I’m sure you’ll be pleased to know @scarecrow-in-a-hatake that deathcaps do not show up on drug tests, actually.

[classicbarbie]

send luck and prayers pls i have a final in 4 hours and i can not sleep but atp i might as well as stay up and soap after the paper