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when you autism so hard that people catch your special interest >:)
#re: Iâm infecting (willing đ) irl people with my sfth obsession hehehe#I love that autistic and or adhd people just GET IT#like#we exchange our obsessions and itâs great and fun and easy#i love it#Anyway#Someone said that they spent two hours bringing sfth shorts because of me >:)#Honestly made me insanely happy#They already had seen some of their videos#And then I mentioned more about them đ
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demi/puck at wc but like. specter of lotte right
#avoiding being productive by kopeckeringing god bless. but iâm Thinking#going back to this article ab demi responding to lotte questioning the dutch teamâs leadership and if they really had a proper strategy#and it bringâs up a quote from puck saying that it makes the rest of the team more confident knowing demi is so strong#like AUGH. also the two of them getting closer in paris⌠puck being a little shell shocked over beating Demi Freaking Vollering on stage 4#but the journalist bringing up puckâs quote like ammo for demiâs side of thingsâŚ. getting w someone like a post breakup Fuck You#and not even like sheâs using puck to get over lotte or even thinking sheâll notice but itâs like an I Moved On sort of thing#like sheâs soooo unbothered! sheâs Fine!!!#also puck did seem a little starry eyed w/ demi#being not only new to road but having her first win be against the literal best in the world and to have her sing your praises to the media#PLUS THAT CLIP OF THEM TALKING POSTRACE WHERE DEMIâS LIKE âahh you wonâ and the first thing puck does is go in to hug her đđ#like i would be having a girlcrush too fr. not to mention demi vollering looks like demi vollering soo.#idk i feel like demi is someone puck respects/admires a lot and to have someone like that like you⌠no better way to be absolutely taken#so whatever happened w lotte puckâs automatically gonna be on her side and itâs nice to have someone tell you no youâre right they suck#in a breakup. even if she feels split about it if puckâs there to be like fuck them demi youâre better!! itâs sort of like a tether right#everyone needs a friend(?) to hate on your ex đđ and maybe theyâre a little in love with you#itâs just easier to be with someone who likes you that much with no caveats as opposed to something more complex but also an emotional mess
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when sapkowski is all âi donât believe in absolute evilâ like he didnât write like vilgefortz and leo bonhart and birkart grellenort likeeee okkkk but those guys were preeeetty evil though
#likeeee it kind of seems to me that⌠they got pretty close. to absolute evil. you know#like uhhh⌠nilfgaardian invasion detailed in baptism of fire anyone#though ok ok his point was that there is no absolute evil as in being motivated by evil itself#that evil always has its own motivations and those motivations can be evil but itâs not evil for the sake of being evil#HOWEVER that being said i feel like bonhart really was just evil for the sake of being evil#you could say for the sake of sadism or for greed (him being the anti-geralt lol and actually being a stereotyped idea of witcher ngl)#buuuut i feel like sadism and greed are just niche evils themselves#with vilgefortz and the wallcreeper and also emhyr (didnt mention his ass at first but throw him in too) theyâre more just power hungry#and wanting revenge on those that wronged them (interesting because isnât this also what our protags wantâminus the power)#anyways reviewing these interviews again has me đđłđ but also đ¤¨#sometimes i feel like (with this discussion on evil) the economics background really shines through LMAO#like well sometimes i feel like there really is evil that is evil evil. sometimes people are just hateful and targeting with their hate#and you know this yourself bc you wrote it wtf#like youâre not gonna call the human peasants who slaughtered the dwarves and elves in rivia evil? i would call that absolute evil#maybe not their entire lives but in that instance true evil manifested#i feel like the definition of evil im getting at is hate and bloodthirst#which yeah sometimes that exists for no reason whatsoever#i mean it can be based out of economic âreasoningâ (manipulated into propaganda) to scapegoat a population and target of hate#but it quickly excels past any reason whatsoever. yeahh i dont think evil always has a motivation outside of evil. disagree#the elbow-high diaries#also âthereâs more context here iâm leaving out bc its just too much to talk about in the tags of this post
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HELL YEAH POWER ENDING SEEKERS ARE MY FAVORITE MR CARDS GENRE i mean they're all my favorite because i legitimately love seeing different people's interpretations of the power ending and the weird fucked up (the fucked up part is important, one must always make their bat fucked up) OCs they make as a result of it. but also i think there's a lot of really fun stuff one can do with a human who deliberately chooses to discard said humanity in order to ascend as a potential replacement for the very figure they're desperately Seeking to learn about and potentially avenge. i'm always kinda surprised it's not more common tbh?? nemesis and BaL just (very very understandably) lend themselves more obviously to seekers i suppose
also that alt strategy is totally valid. it's basically what i pulled with caeru's account all the way back before finishing heart's desire + a not insignificant chunk of evolution. have fun with the dream collecting :)
#im sorry. i could not bring myself to reblog and add even more to the length of that ask.#this is what happens when you put an open ended hyperfixation related question in my inbox right as my medication begins to wear off#can you tell it isnt done yet.#cards as a replacement/weird fucked up stand-in for candles is something ive thought abt a lot#because i am normal and so normal and additionally so so so normal and did i mention how normal i am because i am normal!!#there's a reason the scoundrel's final form as a curator ends up lowkey stunted and (purely in terms of size) basically a runt#i think it's fun and fucked up and twisted and fun. is it subconscious bias on the part of the masters?#is it all just a deeply unfortunate coincidence?#if eaten knew (does he know? is he even capable of knowing things anymore?) about cards how would he end up seeing it#the traitors and their shiny new toy. their funny little mangled pet. look at them trying to replenish their numbers#as though they havent done what they've done.#yin-thoughts#fallen london#fallen london spoilers#smen spoilers#i do not think mr cards would be spared from the reckoning and i think that makes a seeker cards all the tastier đ
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i dunno the media but these dragons look sick đ
YEAHHH, Cynder is the very best đđŠˇđ¤
She's from the edgy, grim reboot trilogy of the Spyro games that was done in the mid-aughts. uhhhhhhh TL;DR synopsis in the tags it... it's long. i'm sorry but this series WAS my childhood
#theoneandonlyyeti#cynder the dragon#tl;dr BBEG Malefor is a special ultra-powerful Purple Dragon. he wants to rule the world and doesn't want another Purple Dragon to stop him#sorry â not rule the world. bring about an almighty; world-ending apocalypse#he gets locked away by a bunch of other dragons but still has some influence#he commands his minions to steal 1 egg and destroy ALL other eggs in the world. but spyro(our protag; a Purple Dragon)'s egg is smuggled out#dragonflies find his egg and raise him as one of their own until Destiny Comes A'Knockin and he learns all about his special-ness#meanwhile the stolen egg (Cynder) is corrupted and becomes Malefor's puppet to try and bring him back#Spyro stops Cynder but is merciful. Malefor's influence is purged from her and she turns into a baby again (just like him!)#End Game 1#she's saddled with INCREDIBLE guilt over everything she's done and runs away#meanwhile another of Malefor's cronies is yrying to bring him back. Spyro is young and desperate and starts falling to the same dark powers#that overtook Malefor. he manages to stop Malefor's guy but is falling more and more into darkness. Cynder returns and â knowing what the#corruption is like â manages to snap Spyro out of it#the ritual site around them begins to collapse and traps them. Spyro seals them into a crystal so they can survive it#End Game 2 (my plot knowledge is rusty on this one i didn't actually play it)#*spongebob voice* three. yeahrs. laehtehr.#their crystal is excavated out of the rubble and Spyro and Cynder are captured by bad guys! and Somehow; Malefor Returned.#Spyro and Cynder are rescued and they seek out the dragons that initially sealed Malefor away#they make a plan to stop Malefor but he starts killing the other dragons#*cue me sobbing as the Gary Oldman father-figure dragon sacrifices himself ;-;*#Spyro and Cynder confront and defeat Malefor but he has managed to initiate armageddon. Spyro realizes he can stop it but doesn't know if he#or Cynder will survive. in the COOLEST cutscene ever he begins stitching the world back together... seemingly sacrificing themselves#everyone comes out of their shelters and celebrate that their lives and the world are saved! Spyro and Cynder are mourned.............#but after the Fade to White they are seen playing and frolicking in a meadow; FINALLY able to just Be Kids. be happy and carefree#End Game 3 :)#that's everything she's in we do not mention Skylanders đ
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lmfao the way i got downvoted into oblivion on reddit for mentioning mingchen đ
#like damn i know xicheng and xiyao are the more popular ships for LXC#but i did t even say anything bad about those ships???#i even like them and reblog them sometimes like omfg yâall are wild over there đ#I also mentioned I was really ship positive#bc I never ship-shame anyone ever for literally anything#and apparently ppl did NOT like that either lmAO#this is literally an example of how u canât escape fandom drama no matter what you say/do#ANYWAY#just want yâall to know that my blog is 100% a safe space for you and your ships#like even if theyâre not my ships I literally do not care#youâre welcome here ily weâre friends#we can get married too if u want#LMFAO#â¨đ¸đđ#apple babble đ
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đ¨ Are there any whump tropes that you'd love to see your OC's reactions to even though you couldn't or wouldn't put it into your actual story for whatever reason?
â Is there a plotline that you'd planned to write but for whatever reason has been abandoned?
đĽ Pick one aspect of your story that you are particularly fond of. Anything at all.
OOH okay good question. Alright. So.
Hammer: I really really love mind control, and for some fucking reason I have written a vampire story where the vampires don't have mind control!!!! a perfect fuckin opportunity and I have wasted it!!! I think I wanted it to be clear that Karim is stuck with Micah because of Good Old Fashioned Emotional Manipulation and not because of magic, and also because i hate myself i guess.
(i do have a... maybe-canon-maybe-not post-story arc for ATTD that heavily features mind control, which i am Obsessed With, but it would be extremely difficult to write it without a Big Big Spoiler for ATTD so once again I have placed myself in a mind-control-less hell of my own making. đ
Scissors: It's more of a scene than a plotline, but I had a whole scene plotted out for WKW where everybody's at like a grand ball and Morden tells Thorne to dance with Andry, and Thorne goes into Good Boy Mode and picks up on how funny (and maybe hot) Morden and all the rest of the Falconers think it is when he pushes Andry around in public, and he gets carried away and kisses Andry in front of everybody. Thorne is not thinking too hard about Why Morden Might Like That, he was operating 100% on Make Master Happy So Master Wants To Keep Me instincts, and he's confused afterward about why Andry, who has been starting to very cautiously open up, is suddenly cold as ice again. And then Endure happens before they actually Talk About It.
Buuuuut I couldn't find room for it in To Bid You All Welcome, which was already getting untenably long, and it feels weird to have two different Big Fancy Parties within such a short time span, so it never worked out. sigh
Medal: I really really like my villains, lol, and especially how they fulfill their roles in their various stories. in particular I think the contrast between Morden and Micah (the Vampire Daddy from atykm) is really, like. Funny???
Because, like, Morden is competent and sexy and like... a fairy tale villain? Honestly, he's just a few extra sex crimes away from being a disney villain. if you asked him what his alignment was he would say its capital e Evil. And I don't think he's like a cartoon, really, either! He's just a guy who has a lot of power and thinks he's entitled to more social status than he's been granted, and he thinks he Gets To burn the whole world down if he wants to, and he's having fun doing it. So he's always a balance between Genuinely Reprehensible And A Real Threat while also being, like... "likeable" is maybe not the right word but like. Fun To Watch, certainly.
And meanwhile Micah is like... the exact opposite of that. What appeals to me about him is that he is, stripped of all artifice, Deeply Pathetic. He's just a sexual predator with magic powers. The only thing he's good at other than Being A Vampire is sensing other people's vulnerabilities and exploiting them (and he didn't even get that right tbc: he has Deeply Underestimated most of his coven and they're going to fucking Get Him pretty soon). So he's a really fun balance too, because i get to figure out how to make it clear that he is Not A Criminal Mastermind, he's just privileged and confident, without lowering the stakes of the story--he's a pathetic old man, but he also has the power to Literally Ruin Everything.
...this got longer than i meant it to be lmao BUT basically the thing I am proud of is!! the way both of these Evil Men fit into and improve their stories while..... also being exactly What I Want From My Whumpers at different times đ
#asked and answered#noncon kissing#(only mentioned but just in case)#listen. sometimes you want your villain to be sexy and compelling and like. Fun To Watch#bc when the Sexy Charming Villain loses his cool its Extra Scary#and sometimes you want your villain to be like. a fundamentally insecure pathetic white boy#bc the fact that somebody so insignificant has so much power over your whumpee makes it even more clear how vulnerable they are#And Thus It Is Extra Scary#also what morden and micah have in common is that they are Very Proud And Vain#which makes them appealingly unpredictable bc like. if they feel like their power is threatened. You Are In Danger#and i just think thats very cool and sexy đ#(the difference between them is that I have keep trying to rearrange the planned final scene or wkw so that morden doesn't For Sure Die#and i cannot WAIT for the coven sisters to murder micah with their bear hands lol)#UHHH anyway lets see#wkw extras#atykm extras#about the blogger
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keep up i'm too fast i'm too fast push my foot up on that pedal then i'm goneđ
#nah i'm fr cursing everyone you included unfortunately#enjoy your beautiful life hehehâď¸#not dissectable anymore oops#just violent and unstable as i like to be dw kittens#aaand you're being manipulated sorry about that#subtle foreshadowing đŤś#i'm such a mystery heh#keep theorizing#i just need to do a little research#look there's just straight up no possible scenario in which both of you wouldn't hate me or hurt me or both#and it's your fault#so it can all just gođ#i mean idk why you think all that!#you just do and then everything ever in the whole world forever is absolutely impossible#i don't even have any words for that how even can i have words for something like that after all#it's not even any of your business what i'll do or won't do like that really you'd like actually hate me anyway#even if i just agreed with everything you say for some reason and stuff#like yeah lost interest and suddenly i deserve and always deserved every hell ever#and you're even doing subtle foreshadowing about it#and hate me for having feelings about that not to mention if i get confused about something fr#and basically for everything i am#or actually it's like you know#you lost interest specifically because you would always hate me like i was there when it started getting weird#acknowledging the abuse and what it did to me is the only thing i did before that#and then i wasn't even a person to you anymore just a god damn problem#or i mean that's what it looks like to me because like you thinking i'd only want to be with you this much if i wanted to do something >>#>> weird to someone because i'm just for some reason too fatphobic or transphobic to sleep with her is just so absurd#when i'm literally me and as if it wasn't always literally just super normal to be put off by someone being pushy and trying to dissect >>#>> your entire mind when you reject them and she then actually went and did all that and you were there and know even more about it felt now#like how can any of this possibly have anything to do with any sexuality at all fr :(
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Dating the Hazbin Hotel Residents đ
Tags: GN!Reader, Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Mentioned Mature Topics (ie. Suicidal Thoughts, Alcohol Abuse, SA, etc), Spoilers For The Show, etc.
A/N: Ahhh yes, more brainriot for the pile đ I was more of a Helluva gal before the show aired, but now I gotta say these blorbos are a dear part of my heart! Hopefully y'all enjoy these as much as I did writing them!
Consider following my main blog @taruchinator for more solid content & feel free to leave a request here for future HCs~
Charlie đ
When the Happy Hotel first opened its doors and all of Hell started making a mockery of it, you were probably the only one who took it as a sign to try and improve from the low life that you were. It's not like you had anything else to live for, anyway.
As soon as you enter the building, you're immediately greeted by the bubbly Princess of Hell herself (along with a reluctant Angel Dust) who is more than happy to show you around and welcomes you with open arms.
You've never been shown this much kindness and sympathy for your situation before, so it naturally takes you aback and makes you wonder what the catch is. Turns out there's none and the Princess is probably the only sweet soul to live in this shithole.
As you grow closer, she asks you to drop the title and just call her Charlie. She also shares a bit about her situation and how her mother wanted to save sinners from the extermination each year, and now Charlie felt like it was her duty to continue this legacy until her dreams came true.
You can't help but feel touched over how much she cares, so you silently vow to yourself to help her in any way you can, just like she's done for you.
It doesn't take long before the two of you grow even closer and feelings begin to blossom, but you decide to ignore them since why would a Princess ever like someone like you?
But Charlie proves you wrong yet again, since one day she comes to you a blushing mess and confesses her own feelings, asking if you'd like to go out with her. You can't help but vocalize your shock since she could do so much better than a random sinner. She deserved better, too.
She looks at you with fondness in her eyes. âYou've been by my side for so long and supported me every step of the way. Who wouldn't fall for someone like that?â
And thus, you are the luckiest person in Hell because you scored Charlotte Morningstar, and whoever says otherwise can get a knife to their throat.
She's the perfect definition of a sweet and patient girlfriend, never pushing you to do anything you aren't comfortable with (since you really aren't used to such adoration in a romantic relationship), but as soon as you give her the get-go, she'll be sure to shower you with as much affection as she can until the doubts in your mind disappear completely.
You aren't that far behind either. Albeit not as good as her, you do your best to be a comforting partner whenever she needs you. This is especially necessary after an extermination happens, which always leaves Charlie devastated and in need of a hug or words of encouragement because she doubts herself sometimes and wonders if the hotel is even working at all.
You remind her how it brought the two of you together, to which she smiles and agrees that at least something good has come out of it so far.
Vaggie đ
Both you and Vaggie used to work in the same legion under Adam with the rest of his exorcists. You knew of each other's existence, but didn't really talk much aside from whatever was needed in the midst of battle.
The day she spares a demon child's life, you're doing your rounds nearby and witness the whole exchange, including Lute coming over and ripping both an eye and Vaggie's wings for showing mercy. You don't know why, but it makes your blood boil.
âHEY! What are you doing?! It was just a kid, why not let it slide?â
And just like that, you become a target of Lute's rage as well, being ripped from your angelic status along with receiving a few nasty cuts, yet surprisingly not as bad as Vaggie herself.
Once the two of you are left to die, you immediately try to tend the girl's wounds with whatever you can. Vaggie can only stare in disbelief at what you'd done and questions why you even did so in the first placeânow you were stuck just like she was.
âGuess I just don't like seeing injustice... Who knew Heaven could be so fuckin' shitty?â
You both laugh at the irony of it all, and that's when luck is finally on your side as Charlie finds you in the dirty alley and brings you back to the hotel to heal properly.
For the next three years you two stay at the Hazbin Hotel, helping Charlie in any way you can to try and make her dream a reality since deep down you hope that despite Heaven's corrupt system, there can be a small chance that souls can be redeemed. You hide the fact that you're ex-Anges though, since you don't wanna cause unnecessary drama.
During this time period, the two of you become better friends, having your own inside jokes regarding things you didn't particularly enjoy from your time as Angels, as well as learning more about one another.
You're the one to come to terms with your feelings first and decide to lay them on the table for Vaggie to seeâshe's always been a straight-to-the-point kind of gal, so if you're about to be rejected, might as well have it be done quick. But of course, she replies with her own declaration and desire to give a relationship a shot, which you're ecstatic about!
It's a bit hard at first since you never got to see much of romantic relationships in Heaven while training for murder every year, but you try and make it work. Both you and Vaggie work endlessly to try and make the other happy, and it only makes you fall for each other even more.
Also Charlie is your go-to wingwoman who will be there to give you the best advice to try and woo your girlfriend. She ships you two so hard.
Angel Dust đ¸
Working at a porn studio under an Overlord who owns your soul can be exhausting. You know this better than anyone since everyone who works under Valentino has contracts that won't let you get far with a leash. This is especially true with your friend Angel Dust.
You know about the things Valentino does to the spider demonâhell, everyone in the studio probably knows, but know better than to say anything about it. You're always there for Angel after particularly rough shoots, doing your best to comfort him in any way you can, though there isn't much you can do given you're in the same spot.
When he tells you he's moving to Princess Charlie's Hazbin Hotel, you're so happy for him! At least that will give him some distance from Valentino and his disgustingly filthy hands when he's not working.
This unsurprisingly doesn't bode well with the Overlord, causing him to throw fits of rage around the studio when Angel leaves for the day. You can't help but make a snarky comment that you definitely regret moments later.
âCan one blame him for wanting space from such an overbearing asshole?â
Without his favorite stress toy around, you end up paying the price for such comments. The kind of pain and suffering he puts you through is completely different from what you're used to. Is this the stuff he does to Angel? He leaves you naked, bruised and bloody in your room, and all you can do is muster what little strenght you have left to head for the Hazbin Hotel.
As soon as the door opens, you immediately tumble forward and start losing consciousness. The last thing you remember is Angel's horrified expression before it all fades to black.
Once you wake up and have been patched up, you explain what happened at the studio, and you could've sworn you saw fire in Angel's eyes as he holds on to you, fearing you might disappear at any moment. He begs you to stay in the hotel with him, and you agree without hesitation.
And so, your new routine of heading to work and then coming back to the hotel becomes blissful, not having to deal with that lunatic mothman more than necessary. You also get to spend time off with your best friend, which is always a plus.
Well, âbest friendâ might not be the best way to describe it. You'd developed a crush on the spider demon even before this whole incident occurred, and now that you were spending more time with him, it only continued to grow.
With the line of work you two had, romantic relationships didn't seem to be a thing that crossed anybody's mind since why have a permanent partner when you could just go around fucking the hottest people in Hell? But you knew your feelings were far beyond from sexual, but didn't wanna ruin what you already had going for you.
One heartfelt drunken conversation after work however, makes you do a double takeâAngel likes you back. And that both scares and excites you. But with both of you going over the pros and cons with each other, you decide to give it a chance.
You make sure to always have Angel's consent when it comes to physical intimacyâanything from holding his hand, to kissing to just cuddling. He jokes about not being a porcelain doll, but deep down you know he appreciates it.
You're also there for the rough nights, when he comes home wanting nothing more than to die again and let the earth swallow him whole. Words of reassurance are spoken and you can only hold him and let him cry as you vow to do anything in your power to stop this from happening again.
Husker đş
As one of the first guests of the hotel, like any wayward sinner, you find yourself in the bar more often than you'd like. Alcohol killed you in the first place, yet not even in the afterlife could you seem to pull yourself from its grasp.
It's a somewhat welcome surprise to find out that the bartender is going through a similar struggle. He still serves you drinks and lends and ear whenever he's not busy, but will occasionally drop the words of wisdom to watch your fill.
Eventually you two find yourselves doing this little back and forth and aid each other when you're in your dark placesâHusk won't let you near the bottle if he sees you're about to knock yourself out, meanwhile you're there to look after him when he has one too many drinks and can't take care of himself.
Not to say he isn't a good drinking buddyâyou've found out most of the gossip around the hotel thanks to this sneaky little cat demon and there's never a dull moment with him around.
You learn about his deal with Alastor during a particularly bad night, when Husk's had one too many and isn't thinking straight. You don't bring it up, but now have an eye open for whenever the Radio Demon drags your friend away.
Angel's the one who brings up your questionable relationship to the surface.
âSo... you two like, fuckin' each other, or what?â
Your entire face goes red, and if it weren't for the dark fur you could swear you see Husk looking the same. He's quick to get rid of Angel's nosy ass, but now the seed has been planted in your brainâdo you like Husk that way?
After careful consideration, you come to the conclusion that yes, you do. And it's honestly kinda terrifying considering how relationships don't usually work out in Hell, at least from what you've seen. Besides, even if you did try and confess, there was always the possibility of him not feeling the same and just being embarrassed by Angel's comment.
So in an attempt to make your feelings disappear, you stop frequenting the bar. Who knew the best way to stop drinking habits was trying to avoid spending time with your unrequited crush?
But of course, Husk isn't stupid. He sees the change in your behavior and let's it slide for a while, until he eventually corners you and asks what's wrong. You decide to get it all out of the way and tell him how you feel.
To the embarrassment of both of you, he holds your hand firmly between his and darts his eyes toward the corner of the room. âNext time you should ask before going off assuming things, ya got it?â
And so, your glass may have been empty that day, but your heart had never felt fuller.
Sir Pentious đ
You meet Sir Pentious when you sign into the hotel, and your immediate thought is just how can this snake man be so adorkable, it should be illegal.
As you greet the other residents and staff, you're quick to strike a conversation with him, which based on his body language he was not expecting. He starts telling you a bit about his weaponry and other contraptions, and you can't help but be fascinated by it.
You're a bit of a tinkerer yourself, albeit you've only dabbled in small scale projectsânothing compared to the massive canons and aircrafts that Pentious seems to be familiar with.
He acts like a kid opening gifts on Sinmas when he talks to you about his inventions, clearly never having anyone show interest before. Eventually he'll even ask for your input on certain smaller projects he wants to work on to help around the hotel, all to thank Charlie for being so kind to him and giving him a second chance. You're obviously eager to help!
You two start spending so much time together that the egg boys have started calling you âBoss #2â, much to Pentious' embarrassment and your amusement.
One afternoon once exercises are done for the day, the snake demon seems much more fidgety than usual as he invites you over to his room to continue working on his security system prototype. He's a blabbering mess once he has you sitting down and your heart just can't help but swell at each little syllable.
âDearest (y/n)... you've, um, well... you are a huge inspiration for my work! A-And I wouldn't have been able to create any of this... without your help. You are kind, and smart and very talented.... and w-well, um I-â
You gotta silence the man with a kiss otherwise you two would be here all day. He's puddy in your hands and you can only giggle in return. âI really like you too, Pen.â
Everyone is either saying they called it or groaning in annoyance because fucking FINALLY, you two were just dancing around each other like idiots. The egg boys are just so happy to have someone else besides Pentious to be in their lives, and will do their best to look out for you just like with their own boss.
So yeah, prepare yourself for some sickeningly sweet gestures from this guy cause he will go above and beyond to get you what you need/want even if it kills him (again). And you can confidently say that you'd do the same in return.
Alastor đť
After running in the same circles when you were alive, it's no surprise to you to end up in Hell, although you never would've suspected that you'd find yourself in the same place as him. It was honestly a huge relief not having to go through this all by yourself.
As Alastor exerted his dominance over Hell as the Radio Demon, you were powerful enough to be an Overlord yes, but rather liked keeping it on the down low instead of making a spectacle of yourself (Alastor was the one for theatrics anyway). Because of this, only select few knew of your true power and what you were capable of.
Instead, if there was one thing you were known for, it was being the only soul allowed to be close to the Radio Demon without the risk of death.
Yes, Alastor was a sadistic, cold-blooded and egotistical mastermind, but he wasn't a monster. You knew that better than anyone. Although the reactions he had to other demons treating you like a joke or calling you the âRadio Demon's Petâ were not helping his case.
âĹ⣠ÉĂÉ Vâłâą ÉÉ ÉĂÉ⹤ â´ĂÉâą , ÉĂÉ âŠĹâą âą âŠâłâą â âłâŠâłÉ ⹤Ĺâ˛âą§âŽ âŚĂ⊠฿ÉâŁĂâą¤É Ĺ âą¤Ĺâą Ĺ⎠âłâąâłâą¤âŽ ฿ĹâŽ ŕ¸żÉ ŕ¸żĹâŽ...â
âAl, chill. You're gonna make them shit their pants.â
After his seven year absence, you immediately noticed something was wrong with him, and wouldn't stop pestering until he told you the truthâA deal he made and how his soul was now bound to someone much more powerful than he was.
You were obviously mortified and started looking into ways to try and find a loophole to this, but alas the Radio Demon would just give you his signature grin and tell you not to worry about it. It was his battle to face.
But of course you're quick to remind him that you've stuck together through thick and thin even in life, so there was no way you were letting him handle this by himself. You work as a teamâalways have and always will. You engulf him in a hug.
âWe're gonna figure this out, Al. I promise...â
The grin remains, but his eyes widen slightly in surprise. He hesitantly returns the embrace, patting your back and wiping the tears you didn't even know you were shedding.
âThere there~ To think such a sweet and innocent soul wound up in a gutter like this. I cannot say I complain as long as I have your delightful company beside me.â
And so when he says he has a plan that involves Princess Charlie Morningstar and her new Happy Hotel, you follow along. Whatever fate has in store for you two, you'll be ready.
Also Charlie is a sweetheart who could do no harm. Knowing Alastor, he'll probably do whatever he can here and there to help around for the cause. You also offer your services as an undercover Overlord, much to everyone's surprise when you reveal your status.
The Radio Demon may have a plan, but something tells you it won't involve bloody murder (unless extremely necessary or if someone really pissed him off).
Like you saidâhe's not a monster.
Lucifer đ
You and Lucifer were good friends at the beginning of Creation. While you were stuck with the tedious task of designing blueprints for the new âHuman Projectâ that headquarters had in store, Lucifer's Seraphim status allowed him to bring creations to life with the flick of a wrist, much to your delight and wonder.
His ideas and pitches for Earth were always so entertaining to listen to, and you would do your best to encourage him to show them to the higher ups to get them approvedâHis mind was just filled with joy and love and wonder that you'd never seen before.
Which was why it was always so disappointing whenever he'd come back and say that he was shut down and even mocked at. How could Heaven shut down such an imaginative mind in the creation of their biggest project yet?
To say you were devastated when you heard about his fall would be an understatement. You mourned the loss of your friend, knowing that he'd done nothing wrong and thinking it wasn't fair to him to receive such punishment just because he cared for the future of humanity.
Thousands of years later, you overhear the plan for Extermination of Hell kind. You didn't mean to walk by, yet here you were, under the direct eye of the Head Seraphims about to be downcast for something you had no control overâjust like Lucifer.
âYou're all self-entitled pricks! You think you can do whatever you want just because it doesn't follow what you define as good!â
You get a few good arguments before being cast downwards, leaving you in bad shape in a random alley with no wings and no means of escape. That is of course, until destiny seems to be on your side and Lucifer finds you, completely perplexed to see you here at all.
After getting treated, you tell him about the Extermination so he and Hell can prepare. The conversation of you getting cast down by Heaven gets glossed over, but he can feel the fury building up inside him. You were always doing things by the bookâhow could they do this to you?
Once the slaughter is over, Lucifer gets a meeting with Heaven and secures protection for both his daughter Charlie and you, to which they begrudgingly agree to keep him outta their hair. You can't help but feel touched by this gesture.
He's also quick to offer you a room to stay in, but you compromise by living in a seperate building from him and Charlie so you aren't a bother even though he says you aren't. In fact, ever since Lilith left, he's had to take care of his young daughter all by himself, so he's more than happy when you offer to help.
It doesn't take long for your feelings to start coming into the surface from all those years ago, and you gotta push them away because he's both married and has a child to look after! Besides, why would the King of Hell ever look in your direction?
Eventually though, he brings up the question with nothing but sweaty palms and a customized rubber ducky that says âI love youâ whenever you squeeze it. You blush furiously, but can't help but bring up your concerns, not wanting to replace Lilith in his heart. He looks into your eyes and says that he hasn't been as happy as he is now in the past thousand years.
Cue baby Charlie walking in on everything, and she just smiles and goes innocently. âDaddy! Is (y/n) staying home with us now?â
You two can only chuckle at the cuteness of it and you immediately go to hug her. You couldn't believe that you were blessed with such a wonderful family.
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What Bill wants for his big day:
So Bill doesn't have a birthday sure, but is there some sort of Bill Cipher Day? Demonic celebration?
..and if so, does dip know?
Oh man, there probably is! Bill's absolutely the kind of guy to have a whole Day Of Celebration devoted to himself. Likely it's not on any sort of earthly calendar basis, too, so it'll come up at some time when Dipper least expects it.
Because, c'mon. Bill's fantastically knowledgeable - but he's absolute shit at filling Dipper in on important information beforehand.
#can you imagine dipper popping out of a cake? he absolutely did not get there by himself. Bill is So Very Innocent here#What's this big day even about? is it a monumentous occasion or are we just celebrating Bill period?#cause if it's some grand conquest he just HAD to mark with a big parade once every Zen-quadrip#then I imagine Dipper earns himself a bit of Bill lore on his journey to find the Perfect Gift#Little does he know that Bill wasn't even expecting a gift from him. Hell he'll TAKE a gift no problem! But you didnt have to run ragged#your presence was present enough đĽşđĽşđĽş#Bullshit. Absolute bullshit#You already know a party thrown in Bill's honor is tackily decorated in triangles and life sized sculptures and Pin The Finger on the Ford#Perhaps Bill wasn't expecting the gift from Dipper because- Psh! Duh! You're my *husband!*#See those suckers lining up to put their pathetic little gifts on the gift table? How many presents are they carrying in either arm?#Dipper squints his eyes- Oh shit. *Two.* One for Bill and one for-. Oh.#The consensus being that What's My Glorious Conquest is Your Glorious Conquest!#This is a *dual* celebration Sapling! Cipher and everything under the same name gets a day of glory#What? Did you think you were gonna kick it with the low lifes while Bill lived it up on his throne?#Well. *Yeah.* Dipper sorta did. It makes sense though in a way#Celebrations like these are less about waving the same victory flag around over and over again for all of eternity#and more about taking advantage of his massive status to throw a party and get gifts#Which- if he sent out the invites and let the whole universe know he expected equal treatment to his *husband-*#well then he just uncovered a cheat code for double gifts#Dipper pinches his in the shoulder when he finally pieces it together#Bastard. He could've at least *told* him. All that pain and effort finding a freaking gold plated *corset-*#Bill bolts out of his chair#Yeah so Dipper chose the easy route: Throw Sex At It#Not a *bad* choice but god is it corny. 'Yeah so your present is actually me because I'm soo sexy and soo special oh don't you just wannna-'#okay yes easy route BUT also very effective. Not to mention mutually gratifying đđ#Still. Dipper would've liked to buy him something he can actually *keep.* Maybe he'll commission Mabel to make them a scrapbook#Bill doesn't mind one bit getting his special gift though. Especially not with the way it's been *wrapped*#Ha! He should ask for this *every* year! Full with the thrown room filled to the brim in images of his glory and power!!!#Being the *gift* certainly puts a bit more responsibility on Dipper to Do Good#But it's *his* celebration too apparently. Bill's gonna have to give a little something *back*
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⥠may I have your attention, please? âĄ
-> how the genshin men would try to impress you
They would try to impress you through..
Strength
Itto, Childe, Wriothesley
Would try to impress you with physical displays of strength and show his battle prowess. He'd do this because 1) he's a show-off (more so Itto and Childe), and 2) he would want to show how capable he is of defending you, and let you know that you won't have to worry about anything while he's around.
Maybe if you're also into fighting, he'll challenge you to a duel. It'd be his sneaky way of getting close and up front with you, hehe. You might even end up impressing him with your own skills đ
(I see Itto and Childe being the type to try to flex at any given opportunity for you, intending that you'll drool over his muscles LMAO)
Being smooth with his words
Kaeya, Heizou, Lyney
Will try to fluster you and will do so using smooth lines. He'll take special note of what gets a smile out of you, a little laugh from you, and especially a blush from you. Thus, he'll attempt to initiate a conversation and form his words in ways that will have you doing all three the entire time. He hopes he can make you feel some type of way and let you know that YOU make HIM feel some type of way too ;)
Knowledge
Alhaitham, Zhongli, Neuvillette, Dainsleif, Ayato
Similar to the previous category, they'll try to capture your heart in conversation, but they wouldn't even intend to be impressive. They simply have pure interest in you and would love to stimulate both of your minds with a good conversation.
More importantly, he'd be able to gain more knowledge about you and, therefore, feel closer to you. He'd keep track of nearly every single thing you've said, so don't be surprised when he brings up that incredibly tiny detail you briefly mentioned in conversations before. It'll be proof of his attentiveness and deep focus on you because he's so down bad for you
After all, while he may be an expert on many subjects, the subject that he strives to become the greatest expert on is you.
Little gifts
Xiao, Scaramouche, Diluc, Gorou, Albedo
They'd prefer to show that you've caught their interest through little, thoughtful gifts. I see these guys as being a bit on the reserved and quiet side. So instead of using their words to display their affection for you, they'd much rather give you gifts, in hopes that you'll understand how much you mean to them.
Specifcally, for example, I see Albedo giving you pictures he drew of beautiful landscapes that you've both seen on walks together or maybe draw cute little creatures for you to play with
I see Xiao or Gorou giving you flowers that you've mentioned you loved. He just so happened to find them as he was out, scouting the area (he actually looked everywhere for them).
Scaramouche and Diluc would probably give you practical things that he also 'happened to find around'. "I heard you needed this", he'd mutter as he handed you a rare artifact or material that you had been looking for that could have only been found in the most dangerous areas.
And every one of them would absolutely melt inside each time they see your face light up with pure joy when you receive their gift. That expression would be the gift you gave them in return, which is why they ensured to keep giving you these tiny gifts
Jokes
CYNO
A special category for him because I JUST KNOW that he'd try to capture your heart through jokes. You know what they say: "Laughter is the best medicine" (and you're the medicine to his heart). Therefore, he'd spend all day just to come up with the best jokes he can. Although they might not always land, he'd be the happiest guy if he could still receive a small laugh or a smile from you for his efforts or for just how plain silly his joke was. (Please laugh at at least one of them, he's trying his best)
Song
Venti, Kazuha
Another special category for these two!
Venti would probably sing ballads for you to get your attention. He might even compose a ballad about you, and within it, he'd describe your traits with affection, and will subtly confess his own feelings within the lyrics.
Kazuha would play his little leaf flute for you. He'd play the most beautiful melodies he knew. He would try to play anything you liked and would basically be your own personal jukebox. If he didn't know a certain tune you wanted to hear, he'd be glad to learn it from you. Maybe you would hum the tune a bit, and he would try to match the pitches. I personally think he'd love doing making music with you, and the same would go for poems, too. He would adore creating haikus and poems with you, as well as creating them FOR you
Sharing passions
Thoma, Baizhu, Tighnari, Kaveh
If there was anything in common you two loved, he would invest in it for sure, knowing that it captivated both of you. It would be a fun and delightful way of getting to know one another better.
On the other hand, if you two didn't share a common interest, then there was no problem either. He would be delighted to learn more about yours. After all, he'd want to know what makes you happy, and hopefully become another source of happiness for you. And he would be over the moon for you if you asked him the same, asking him to teach you about what he loves. (Which means you have to teach him more about YOU)
He'd want to create a strong bond with you through this and hopes that it'll become something even more eventually.
a/n: apologies for the silly commentary throughout this. I was in a goofy mood while writing, teehee
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â christmas w/ the bsd men .á
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pairing: various bsd men x gn!reader [dazai, atsushi, ayatsuji, ranpo, fukuzawa, kunikida, chuuya, akutagawa, oda, ango, nikolai, fyodor, sigma, shibusawa, jouno, tecchou]
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genre: fluffy headcanons (some crack again hehe)
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content warnings: none! also headcanons are focused more on cultural/winter festivity aspects of christmas, not the religious ones (except for mentions in fyodor's part)
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dazai osamu
you both decide to go out and explore the city!
purposely stops under every mistletoe around town to makeout with you (he somehow knows where all of them are...)
you go bar hopping to try different holiday drinks like spiked eggnog, cranberry mimosas, and whiskey sours
after you both get super drunk, he takes you out to the town square and twirls you around so you're both dancing under the fresh snow and moonlight
you make christmas cards for everyone with custom stamps and bake christmas cookies to gift (he sets aside the ugly cards + burnt cookies to give to mori/the port mafia)
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atsushi nakajima
something cute to heal your inner child
he takes you sledding, and you scream the whole time from how fast you both go
atsushi tries to help all the kids at the bottom of the hill who wipe out (awwww)
you don't tell him, but his nose gets super red from the cold and you think it's really cute
you get hot chocolate on the way back and spend the night talking by the fireplace (he got you both matching pjs)
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ayatsuji yukito
christmas = the perfect opportunity to dress you up, either as a slavic doll or mr./mrs. claus
escorted by security and a sniper ofc, you both go to the mall and shop around (mostly so he can buy more clothes and accessories for you)
you both get some eggnog and take photobooth pictures at the mall
before he gives you your presents back at home, he pulls you into his lap and makes you tell him if you've been naughty or nice like he's santa lol
does the pocky thing with you but uses a candy cane o///o
gifts you all the shopping bags full of clothes he bought for you at the mall
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ranpo edogawa
ofc it's all about sweets so you build gingerbread houses
ranpo can't build one so he ends up eating his and all of the candy you bought
you both make more sweets from scratch (ranpo probably quits halfway through bc he burnt the gingerbread cookies), so it's just you lol
you decorate christmas cookies and make candy cane hot cocoa and eggnog
after voicing your concerns about having too many sweets and baked goods, ranpo assures you that they'll be added to his snack collection/vault and there's no need to share them with everyone else
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fukuzawa yukichi
doesn't like to celebrate much--he originally wanted to go to a cat cafe, but it was closed bc of the holiday :(
he planned on having a cozy christmas dinner with you and some other members of the doa instead at the office (definitely not bc he also still has work to finish)
somehow, ranpo convices the both of you to dress up as mr. & mrs. claus and you have a whole photoshoot at the office
you end the night at a secluded onsen with some warm tea đ
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kunikida doppo
basically the karen/soccer mom of christmas. he has an itenerary planned out and you're sticking to it.
you start by unwrapping presents by the treeâŻhe gets you something you've had your eye on for a while, since he knows you wouldn't buy it with your own money (so he bought it for you)
i can't explain it but he def has the perfect ugly sweater that he only pulls out and wears on christmas
you then go to do something cute outside, deliver presents to the other doa members (he gives dazai bandages + coal...)
probably the type to refuse to go into their houses/apartments bc he doesn't want to waste too much time (he lowk caves in tho)
at the end of the day, you both visit a pretty christmas lights show
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chuuya nakahara
chuuya is extra so he goes all out with decorations. he fills the house with poinsettias and a huge christmas tree (he has to use gravity to put all the ornaments on it lol)
you make a special mulled wine together
he takes you out a nice fancy dinner (ofc he bought you a beautiful red suit/dress to go along)
sings for you by the fireplace hehe
the tree is full of gifts when you get home (don't ask him how much he spent, just be appreciative that chuuya's your lover đ¤Ť)
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akutagawa ryunosuke
lowk hates the cold but wants to make u happy so he goes out with you to a christmas market
you both get a matching black scarf and glove set
u go to a curios and antiques store (one of his fav places!) and stop to get some hot tea
akutagawa is constantly blushing bc of ur cuteness, and when u kiss him under a mistletoe, he turns beet red but insists it's just the cold
periodically hugs you "for warmth" and definitely not bc he gets jealous of other people looking at you
when you get back home, you both take a warm bath and cuddle by the fire, and he gifts you a special antique item he secretly bought from the store âĄ
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oda sakunosuke
christmas dinner with the kiddos
gets everyone matching ugly sweaters and you both fill the kids' stockings while they make snow angels outside
you go to the mall to take the kids to meet and take pictures with santa
you all bake and decorate gingerbread houses and christmas cookies together
his present for you is a wedding ring, and the kids are beyond excited to have you as their other parent
you all fall asleep watching a christmas movie
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ango sakaguchi
he was forced to take work off bc of the holiday, but he's relieved that he gets to spend more time with you
he takes you to a fancy christmas ball that's being thrown by some government officials
he gets a little tipsy and can't stop complimenting how nice you look in your dress/suit, and how grateful he is to have you as his partner
when you finally dance together, you swear it's the most lively you've seen him lookâŻhe has that glow in his eyes ^u^
firm believer that he gets super clingy when he hasn't seen you in a while, so during dinner he pulls you into his lap to eat and always has a hand on you
when you both finally go home after a long night out, he gives you a present, which is a nice watch/bracelet
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fyodor dostoevsky
obviously takes you to church first
listens to christmas carols from the church choir (he's lowk an old man so he likes them)
you then go to a ballet show to watch the nutcracker
he makes traditional russian dishes for dinner like meat pies, vegetable fillings, and fish, and drink some sbiten (a warm honey + spice drink), which he prefers over hot cocoa
you end the night reading books by the fireplace as he strokes your hair
gifts you your favorite books and some warm winter clothes/coats
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nikolai gogol
christmas is one of his fav holidays after halloween
after decorating the house and the tree, you both go to a christmas wonderland attraction
other visitors/children keep asking if he's santa bc of his white hair, and you giggle innocently as you take pictures of him
makes Sviat Vechir: A 12-dish meal with kolach, cabbage rolls, and other traditional ukrainian dishes for dinner
gifts u a white sweater he knit himself (awww)
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sigma
it's one of his first christmases, so he lets you plan what to do
you make him some cinnamon rolls + eggnog for breakfast
you both bake and decorate some christmas cookiesâŻhe's surprisingly good at making intricate patterns and designs, and his cookies are so pretty you almost don't want to eat them
you go skiingâŻsigma definitely struggles at first but he gets the hang of it pretty fast
after you get cold, you both go back inside to get some hot cocos and eat some fondue
you both watch the sunset on the ski lift, which is the most beautiful view against the snow-covered mountains (he secretly can't talk his eyes off you tho)
at home, you unbox presents!
he gifts you plane tickets to a nice getaway vacation ( ŕš ËĚľá´ËĚľ)Ů âĄ
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shibusawa tatsuhiko
(honorary doa girlie lol)
not particularly interested in the holidays, but he likes flashy things so i think he'd enjoy seeing light shows/big christmas displays
however, he likes to spoil you, so he gets you an advent calendar with an assortment of nice clothes, fancy jewelry, and more
watches as you unbox each day's gift and relishes in your cute reactions
lets you paint his nails red, white, and/or green as you sit in his lap
decorates the christmas tree with gems instead of ornaments since he has so many laying around
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jouno saigiku
another winter cabin getaway bc he hates how crowded and noisy the city gets during this time of year
you go iceskating on the lake together
he can hear the position of you feet and corrects your form so you don't slip and fall on the ice
even if you're good at iceskaing, he keep his arms linked with yours the whole time or holds onto your hand
at one point, he feels like showing off and spins you around and throws you up into the air like a figure skater, and he giggles maniacally while you scream
makes snow angels with you
once you get back to the cabin, you both roast some s'mores over the fireplace and enjoy a warm cup of hot cocoa
you snuggle by the fire and fall asleep in eachother's arms
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tecchou suehiro
he takes you to go hunting + ice fishing
you probably get freaked out by the thought of shooting the animals, so you both end up just doing a nature walk in the woods instead lol
while looking for the perfect tree, you find a clearing and build a buff snowman (tecchou insists he's more muscular tho)
tecchou chops the tree you decide on and hauls it back home himself bc he's that strong lol
he decorates the tree while you cook some of the fish he caught for dinner
you also make some berry tarts and jam cookies with some berries you foraged on the walk (.ââĄâ)
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Synastry Observations Pt. 3 đ
materialistđ
DISCLAIMER: These are just my personal observations and are meant for entertainment purposes only; it may not resonate with everyone due to the nuances of astrology. Please respect my work and avoid copying or stealing it. Enjoy reading!! đŚ
đ in my opinion, moon opposite mars synastry can be SO MUCH better than moon conjuct mars. with moon conjunct mars, the energy gets WAY too intense (sexual energy or just the normal vibe between the two) and to some extent it is exciting and when itâs good itâs REALLY good but when its bad its EXPLOSIVE. whereas the opposition offers a more balanced approach to the relationship. Itâs not ON THE FACE typa energy but rather HMMM thereâs something interesting about you and i NEED to know youđ¤¨đ
đ i mentioned in my favorite synastry placement post, how I loved mars in the 1st house synastry and I TAKE IT BACK lmaođđ. This synastry is sooo triggering for no reason, mars person and house person CANNOT help but argue or fight for the silliest things. A lot of heated arguments and with 1st house synastry these arguments could happen in public toođ and everyone else around is like âomg yâall fr need to chill âđ˝đâ. Very intense energy again
đ 6th house synastry IS SO CUTE. you KNOW you can surely rely on people you share this synastry with (especially sun, moon and venus). itâs the âlet me help you out with thatâ or âdo you wanna go to the gym together?â or âomg letâs go and check out the new air fryer theyâre sellingâđđŤśđť. you literally donât need a special occasion or outing just to have fun with them. doing mundane tasks can also seem so exciting and refreshing if itâs with themđĽş
đ (18+) mars/venus/pluto in the 6th house synastry could indicate that yâall NEED to do the deed daily đ
đ another SUPER underrated synastry placement is moon - uranus synastry (trine, sextile and conjunction to some extent). this is the typa synastry where you can say the most random shit and the other person is like âomg fr i totally agreeâ and then yâall start laughing at something silly đ, itâs SO CUTE
đ lilith square venus synastry is confusing ngl, it has a very push and pull type of energy, especially from the lilith personâs side. Itâs like the lilith person wants the venus person BUT they also donât want the venus person to know that they want them ykđđ?? lilith person wants the control and letting the venus person know they might be interested in them is potentially the lilith person letting their guard down and not having the entire control to themselves so they altogether avoid fully committing and just want to keep the venus person guessing đ
đ mars - saturn synastry has some WEIRD sexual tension to it. itâs like yâall both know you want it so bad but thereâs something stopping you from acting on itđ, delayed gratification i suppose?đ
đ venus conjunct ascendant does not guarantee that both the parties will fall head over heels for each other. mostly the ascendant person ends up catching feelings QUICK and the venus person could just find the ascendant person attractive and not anything more than than. in any case the house person is the one who falls hard for the venus person (most of the scenarios Iâve seen irl, played out this way). but nonetheless both find each other EXTREMELY attractive FOR SURE â¤ď¸âđĽ
đ sun in the 11th house synastry đ¤đť ALWAYS HAVING FUN TOGETHER no matter whatđ
đ when earth house (2nd, 6th, and 10th) synastry is involved, you'll most definitely care about making a good impression and will think carefully before speaking or acting because you donât want the other person to think badly of you đ
đ conversely with fire house (1st, 5th,9th) synastry you donât really care AS much and are easily able to express your feelings more openly without the fear of judgment đ¤Ş
đ water house (4th, 8th, and 12th) synastry is like a blend of both earth and fire house synastry. you do care about what the other person thinks of you, but not so much that you keep your thoughts and feelings to yourself. at first, you might be cautious about sharing your feelings, but then you realize how much the other person just gets you, and eventually, you bond over some extremely random yet specific situations you've both experienced đ
đ water house synastry culture can literally be crying together and comforting each other during and afterđĽş
đ honestly gemini placements are such LOYAL and loving partners and are wholeheartedly committed when they are in a relationship, i hate when i read posts that say âgemini placements are cheaters/ afraid of commitmentâ blah blah, have you ever seen a gemini placement in love? literally the most devoted and supportive lovers frđŤśđť
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Cat and Mouse
(Perv!Eddie Munson x Perv!Fem Reader)
Summary: Eddie thinks you are innocent and oblivious to all the pervy things he does behind your back, but what he doesnât know is that youâre fully aware. Not only that, but you like it, and you just might be a bit of a perv yourself. WK: 8k (idk what happened)
Warnings: Where do I even begin? This is filthy guys⌠Panty stealing, honestly just Eddie and Reader both taking things of each others without asking (and using them to pleasure themselves), Maybe a tiny bit of angst? Idk thereâs like a second where theyâre both doubting themselves but itâs solved quickly. SMUTTTT!!! Unprotected P in V, Oral (M and F receiving), overstimulation(on R), hair pulling, slightly sub!Eddie? Idk heâs just really down bad(but so is R), dirty talk but like dirty dirty. Idk what to tell yâall theyâre pervs, theyâre gross, this is feral. If I missed anything pls lmk!! 18+MNDI!!
A/N: Listen⌠idk what came over me with this one⌠a horny demon possessed me and wrote this.. It was fueled by my feral period brain and all the perv Eddie fics Iâve seen where Reader is innocent, which is still very hot and I love it but Iâm a whore so I wanted to write something where maybe she wasnât as innocent as Eddie thought. Thatâs it, thatâs all I have to say, pls enjoy the filth. đ (also shout out to @take-everything-you-can for mentioning something about taking Eddieâs shirt, I kind of took that idea and ran a mile with it.) My Masterlist
You met Eddie a few months ago, you were working at your uncleâs comic book shop when he came in looking for some dice. He came in a few more times after that, always needing something for his campaign, or looking for a comic for one of his younger friends he told you about. He would always stay and talk to you for a while, telling you things about his life, asking about yours. Eventually he asked you if you wanted to come to one of his shows and the two of you had basically been inseparable since.
You hadnât known him long but it didnât take long for you to pick up on a few things. Like how his eyes would always linger on your thighs when youâd cross them on his bed in your little ruffly skirts, or how they looked like they were going to pop out of his head when he noticed you hardly ever wear a bra. You noticed he always talked to you in this way that made you seem so innocent and pure, untouched. You werenât, but noticed he liked it, so you played into it.
You started to notice things going missing, a pair of underwear that didnât quite make it in the dirty clothes basket, a tester vile of your perfume you had left over from before you decided it was worth buying the whole bottle, a picture of you from your stack of polaroids that was of you at the beach in your little red bikini.
So you started leaving things. Your dirty underwear on display, always at the very top of your laundry basket. A nearly empty bottle of your favorite lotion sitting next to the trash, ready to be thrown out. A picture of your tits with your forearm just barely covering your nipples at the top of the stack of Polaroids.
Each time they would be gone, and you werenât sure at this point if he was just playing along or if he was the one that was really that naive.
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The first time Eddie saw you he was convinced you were an angel. Standing behind the counter at the comic shop downtown in your little white sweater and pink skirt. When he walked up to look at the dice in the glass underneath the register he could see your white thigh high socks. You had this cute ribbon in your hair and when you spoke your voice sounded like sugarcane. You asked him if there where any sets that stood out to him, and then you surprised the hell out of him by asking if they were for D&D. You had never played, but your cousins and your uncle did, so you knew the basics.
He couldnât stop himself from coming in after that, finding any excuse to make a trip to see his favorite girl. Maybe he would decide he needed a new mini for an NPC or offer to go get a new release of a comic for Dustin while he was at school. He always spent a while standing there talking to you, getting to know you, ogling you because he just couldnât help himself. How could he? When you would lean over the counter giving him a perfect view of your tits through your thin shirts and hardly ever wore a bra? When you would ask him to hold the ladder steady so you could get something up high and he would get a perfect view up your skirt of whatever panties you wore that day? You were irresistible.
He learned that you werenât only beautiful but actually really cool. You knew a lot about comics, you had read Tolkien, you loved horror movies possibly more than he did, and you were down to give any music a chance.
You also had this innocence about you, like you almost didnât realize how much he wanted you. It just made him want you more. Youâd look at him with those big round eyes and pouty lips whenever he would tease you about something. When he would compliment you outright you always made this little squeaky noise and he would notice you squirm or press your thighs together.
But once you started hanging out with him outside of work thatâs when he really lost control. The first time he was at your house he saw a pair of your panties next to your laundry basket. Clearly dirty by the way he could see your juices left behind on the crotch of them. You were in the bathroom changing and he just couldnât resist. He picked them up off the ground and held them up to his nose, inhaling your scent. He felt slightly sick but he had already gone this far so he figured he might as well just have a little taste. He licked the patch where your pussy was, and even though they had mostly dried you still tasted divine. His head spun and his cock hardened as he imagined what you would really taste like. He heard the bathroom door across the hall creak open so he quickly shoved the panties into his back pocket and sat down on your bed, one leg bent at the knee crossed over the other to try and hide the very prominent bulge in his pants.
Then there was the time you had to run down to the mailboxes to check your mail, he already had been subtly staring at the small vial of your perfume after you proudly announced to him that you decided it was your signature scent now, showing him the larger bottle. He figured you wouldnât need the small one anymore, it was almost gone anyways. So he did what heâs been finding himself doing more and more often when heâs in your room, he pocketed it. That night he sprayed it on his pillow, holding it to his face while he had your panties wrapped around his cock. Bucking into his hand with reckless abandon, imaging what yours might feel like instead.
Then there was the day he was at your apartment before you were supposed to meet up with some of his friends for a movie night and you wanted to shower after work. He was bored, snooping around a little like he usually does when he gets a moment alone in your room, and he came across a stack of Polaroids. His heart warmed when the top one was a photo of you and him at a metal show you went to with him and the guys a few towns away.
You were always surprising him and that night was no exception, banging your head until your little ribbon was about to fall out of your hair. He fixed it for you, of course. He kept looking through the stack of photos, seeing images of you and your friends back home, some of you and your cousins, and tons of you here in Hawkins. Mostly of you and him, some with his friends that were now yours too. But when he got almost to the bottom of the stack he saw a photo of you and your friends at the beach, all smiling wide at the camera. He could only see your neck and shoulders but he could tell you were wearing a little red bikini of some kind. He eagerly flipped to the next photo, hoping there might be one that proved him right, and he was not disappointed.
This picture was just you, laying on the beach with your legs outstretched in front of you, your hands were buried in the sand and just like he thought you were wearing a bright red bikini.
The way you were leaning back on your hands was making your chest stick out and the way one of your legs was slightly bent made it so he could just see the curve of your ass from the side. Your skin glistened with what he assumed was a mixture of sunscreen and sweat and he wanted to lick it off. Your eyes were adorned with heart shaped sunglasses that matched the red of your swimsuit and if he looked close enough he could tell even your toes matched.
He felt his cock harden immediately, licking his lips at the sight. Without even really thinking he shoved the photo in the back pocket of his jeans, hoping you wouldnât notice it missing.
You tempted him twice that day, it was just too easy when you threw your clothes on top of the basket after your shower and walked into the kitchen to get a snack. Your panties were directly on top, the crotch side up, and he could see a fresh wet patch there. He couldnât help it, he pocketed them and excused himself to the bathroom, running his tongue along the cloth where your juices had collected. His eyes rolled in the back of his head and he felt like he was going to pass out. It only took a few tugs of his cock before he was spilling cum all over his hand and exiting the bathroom with his pockets full of treasures like nothing ever happened.
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About two weeks into this cat and mouse game you still werenât sure you were just playing with yourself, you were alone in Eddieâs room. He ran out to his van to check for the tape he was looking for and you were sitting on his bed and one of his shirts was thrown haphazardly near his pillows like he had taken it off right before going to sleep. The thought came to you and before you could question it you were grabbing it and holding it up to your nose. It smelled good but not like you were expecting. You were expecting the scent of weed mixed with tobacco, apple shampoo and the aftershave you got for him after you told him the smell of the one he was using smelled like a 60 year old manâs wife picked it out for him.
It smelled like those things, but it also smelled like⌠you, your perfume. But there was something else. When you picked it up it felt slightly dry and maybe a little bit crunchy and upon closer inspection you noticed that it was dried cum. Did he spray your perfume onto his cum shirt? Was he smelling it while he stroked his cock? Thinking of you? The thought made your pussy pulse and your head spin, but it wasnât what you wanted. Plus, he would definitely notice this missing. So when you heard the trailer door swing open you acted fast. Grabbing one of his discarded shirts that was on the ground near his bed and shoving it into your bag.
That night you did something you wouldâve felt ashamed of if you werenât positive Eddieâs done something similar, maybe even dirtier from the looks and smells of that shirt you found.
You wrapped Eddieâs shirt around your pillow and rode it until you came three times. As you drifted off to sleep still holding onto the pillow you wondered how much longer you could go without actually having the real thing.
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Eddie was starting to wonder if you were doing this on purpose, his first indication of that being what he was currently holding in his hands. You were in the kitchen making lunch for the both of you and he was snooping around, as one does. But something caught his eye when he was walking by your shelf, something that wasnât there before. Right on top of the stack of Polaroids he had found the bikini photo in was a picture of your tits. Your nipples were covered by your forearm, but your tits nonetheless. He was absolutely positive this hadnât been there before, he definitely would have noticed.
Did you notice that he took the bikini photo and leave this here on purpose so he would see it? Did you take this for someone else? The thought of that made him sick to his stomach. His thoughts were bouncing around in his head like a ping pong ball trying to decide if he was reading into it, if he should take the photo or leave it. If he took it would you be mad? Would you be offended if he didnât?
Before he could contemplate his decision further he heard your steps coming down the hall so he made a snap judgment and shoved it in his pocket. Practically launching himself onto your bed, he grabbed one of your cute frilly pillows, threw it on his lap and hoped it wouldnât come off as suspicious.
You were walking down the hall with two bowls of Mac and cheese when you heard a shuffling sound and then the creaking of your mattress like someone just jumped on it. You smirk to yourself, wondering if Eddie saw the gift you left him.
When you open your bedroom door heâs sitting on your bed with a pillow in his lap, he flashes you a smile that is almost believable but you could see the slight flush in his cheeks. You set his bowl down on top of the pillow, and smile back.
âThere you go Eds, one gourmet bowl of Kraft, as promised.â You mock curtsied, setting your own bowl down on your nightstand before walking over to your dresser under the guise of grabbing some socks. Making sure to glance as subtlety as possible at your shelf, and just as you thought, the photo was gone.
âWhy thank you madamâ Eddie held the spoon in his hand with his pinky out as he dramatically took a bite.
You giggled at his antics, as you grabbed the socks out of your top drawer you saw an opportunity to tease him further. You had already seen Eddie eyeing you in your little house shorts and your tank top so you pulled out your white thigh thighs, the soft fuzzy ones that you only really wore at home and made a show of putting them on.
You kept your back to him, bending over extra as you slid them slowly up your legs. You make sure to pull them up as high as they go. Leaving only a small section of skin between the top of the socks and the bottom of your shorts.
Eddie was pretty sure he was going to pass out and he thanked his past self for putting this pillow where it is right now. He watched as you pulled on your socks wondering how something as mundane as putting on fucking socks could be this sexy. When you snapped each one in place it made the meat of your thighs slightly giggle and the way they were sitting just under the curve of your ass was making it look extra juicy. He wanted to bite into it before he made his way between your thighs and spent the rest of his god damn life there.
âFuckâ He swore under his breath and hoped to god you didnât hear him.
âHmm? Eddie, you okay?â
You turn around and look at him with that fucking look you always gave him, like you didnât know how sexy you were, like you didnât know you drive him fucking crazy.
âUh - Yeah! I was just saying fuck this is really good, I forgot how much some good olâ kraft hits the spot.â He smiled and hoped his excuse was convincing enough, taking a large bite for good measure.
âRight? Itâll always be my favorite no matter how many homemade or restaurant kinds Iâve eaten, nothing beats it.â
You crawl onto your bed, making sure he can see down your shirt and plop down next to him on the pillows, leaning over to grab your bowl off your nightstand. Eddie can see your ass even more when your shorts ride up and he suddenly feels like heâs got to get out of here before he says or does something totally humiliating.
âI - uh - I just remembered I have to help Wayne! I told him Iâd help him move his stuff into my old room since he has been so tired and hasnât done it! So Iâm - I gotta go!â He stood up swiftly, turning away from you and throwing the pillow down behind him. He didnât turn around, just kept marching towards your door with his bowl still in hand. Only when he was practically out of your bedroom door did he turn his head to the side and address you.
âThank you for lunch! Iâll leave the bowl in the sink! Iâll um - Iâll see you later!â
He didnât even give you a chance to respond, ditching the bowl in the sink, grabbing his shoes not even bothering to put them on as he ran out the door to his van in only his socks.
You sat there with your mouth hanging open, eyes wide as you stared at your bedroom door wondering what the fuck just happened. Did you go too far? Were you making him uncomfortable? Maybe he changed his mind about you⌠Or maybe⌠maybe he ran home to jerk off⌠maybe you did go too far but not in a bad way. Thatâs what you hoped at least.
You bit your lip and clenched your thighs as you entertained that possibility. Was he going to go home and jerk off to your photo? Maybe with your panties held to his nose or wrapped around his cock? At least thatâs what you liked to imagine he did with them, you could be wrong.
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You were wrong, but not about that. Eddie normally used your panties exactly how you imagined. But not right now, no. He didnât even make it home, hell, he barely made it out of your apartment building before he was pulling off into some trees and furiously tugging at his cock while he practically dripped drool on your photo. He made sure not to though, he couldnât taint it like that. It had to remain in perfect condition in case this was his only chance to see your tits.
He grunted and whined, spitting down onto his cock and rubbing it around his tip with his thumb. His pace increased as he imagined it was your hand, or even better, your tits. He imagined sliding his spit slick cock between them while you sucked and licked at the head, he imagined covering your face and tits with his cum.
âFUCK!â He throws his head back against the seat, his eyes cross and he practically bites through his bottom lip as he cums all over his hand, his pants, even some on his shirt.
After he came down from his high, the reality of what he did hit him. He not only probably confused the hell out of you by running off like that without barely saying goodbye, he just jerked off in his fucking van to a photo he took from your bedroom. This was getting out of hand. He had to get himself under control, maybe some distance would help.
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You hadnât seen Eddie all week, ever since he ran out of your room like a bat out of hell and that was unusual. You guys usually saw each other a few times during the week, even if it was one of you bringing the other lunch while you were at work.
You called him a few times, either getting his voicemail or only having a brief conversation before he came up with an excuse to get off the phone. You started to wonder if you were reading things wrong after all. But that just didnât make sense, why would he take all those things if he didnât like you? If he didnât want you in the desperate way you wanted him? You almost felt like you needed him.
So you decided to make a last ditch effort, no beating around the bush this time you were going to be straight forward. You grab Eddieâs shirt, your Polaroid, and your white lacy thigh highs with the little pink bows that he bashfully complimented one day.
You wrap the shirt around your pillow like you have done so many times now youâre almost ashamed. You take off your shirt and shorts before pulling on the thigh highs, leaving you in just your little white lace panties and socks.
The first photo you take is a shot from above of your tits, you can see your thong and the very top of your lace adorned thighs.
The second features your face, your eyes wide in that way you know he loves, your middle and pointer finger shoved down your throat with your lips wrapped around them. If you look close enough you can see a bit of drool dripping down between your boobs.
The third photo is a full nude, your legs spread and pussy on full display for him.
The next one is the one youâre most excited for, the one that sparked this entire plan. Itâs an upshot of you from the neck down, youâre straddling the pillow thatâs wrapped in Eddieâs shirt in just your socks, your free hand grabbing onto one of your tits.
The last photo is you in the same position but itâs from below, you have your fingers on your pussy, opening yourself up for him against the material of his shirt.
Satisfied with the spread, you gather them up, grab your discarded thong and remove the shirt from your pillow. You fold the panties and the photos into the shirt like theyâre a gift to be unwrapped and put them in a little box. Then you write out a note.
Eddie,
if you wanted my panties⌠all you had to do was ask. Youâve taken all my cutest ones now. But thatâs okay because I took something of yours too, I thought you might want it back.
Xoxo - Your angel.
You sign the note with the nickname he had awarded you and fold it in half, putting it on top of the shirt and then you put the lid on the box. Now all you had to do was give it to him, everyone had planned to meet at Garethâs for a movie night tomorrow and he was supposed to pick you up. You could give it to him in the car before you get there and tell him not to open it until he gets home. It was the perfect plan. Hopefully.
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Eddie was nervous on his way to pick you up for movie night, he had managed to avoid you the entire week, much to his dismay. He felt pathetic but he missed you, and even though he was still feeling guilty he was excited to see you.
He pulled into a guest parking spot in front of your building and was surprised to see you already standing there. He usually had to come in while you finished getting ready because you were perpetually running late. But you were standing there in a little white dress and a soft looking pink knit sweater, holding a little box in your arms. He figured it was some kind of baked goods, you pretty much always brought treats to every get together.
You saw him pull in and waved as you walked over, he jumped out of the car so he could come around and open the door for you.
âHi Eddie, this is for you. But donât open it now, open it when you get home. Okay? Promise me?â
You sounded nervous, hell, you looked nervous. What was in that box? He doesnât know how heâs going to get through the night not knowing.
âA gift? For me? Angel, you shouldnât have.â He tried to play it cool, even though he was feeling anything but.
âI didnât spend any money on it or anything⌠but Iâm not giving it to you unless you promise you wonât open it until you get home later.â
âYeah, I promise.â He smiled at you reassuringly.
You handed it to him nervously, and he took it with glee, immediately shaking it like a Christmas present.
âEDDIE!! Donât do that, youâre never going to guess what it is so just wait, please!â
You were looking at him with this pouty look on your face and he literally wouldâve said yes to murder at that moment so he agreed. You let out a breath of relief as you got into the car, now all you had to do is wait.
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Movie night wasnât awkward like you feared it might be. When Eddie picked you up he acted totally normal, like he hadnât been ignoring you all week and you couldnât tell if that annoyed you or not. Maybe a little. You wanted to ask him about it but you also didnât want to make things awkward by bringing it up so you tried to act as normal as you could.
That little box in the back of Eddieâs van was in the back of your mind all night though, you couldnât stop overthinking and second guessing your decision. You even almost went out to his van at one point to take everything out and shove it in your bag but you talked yourself out of it.
Eddie was in a similar boat, he was having fun, he was engaging and acting as normal as he could but all he could think about was what possibly could be in that box. He knows you made him promise but there are several times where he has to physically stop himself from just going out to his van to look in it.
When the last movie ends you and Eddie were both quick to gather your things and leave. Him wanting to get home as fast as possible to see what was in the box and you wanting the looming thoughts of how he might react to just be over with.
Your goodbyes were chaste, neither of you bringing up the gift you had given him. He walked you to the door like he always did but he didnât ask to come inside and the hug he gave was much faster than the usual bear hugs he would normally give you.
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Eddie sped home, he lived in a studio apartment a few miles from yours and the drive had never felt so long. He pulled into his parking spot with a screech, grabbed the box from the back and rushed inside.
He didnât even bother to take his shoes off, throwing his jacket across the back of the couch before plopping down on one of the cushions with the box in his lap.
He took a deep breath before opening it. At the top was a note, he unfolded it and as he read it he swore all the blood from his body went directly to his cock.
Underneath the note was his shirt, his favorite Iron Maiden one he hadnât been able to find for a few weeks.
It was folded neatly so he gently took it out of the box, it felt heavier than it should and when it was fully in his grasp he could feel that there was something inside it.
He sets it down in front of him on his coffee table so he can unfold it and his jaw drops when he sees whatâs inside. A pair of your panties, a little white lace thong is sitting under a stack of Polaroids.
His hand shakes as he reaches for the photos, when he sees the first one he actually moans, and then they somehow just keep getting better. But he stops dead in his tracks when he sees the second to last one.
You have his shirt wrapped around your pillow and youâre straddling it in nothing but those fucking socks, and heâs seriously going to lose his mind, especially when he sees the last photo of you in the same position, spread open for him.
It took him a second to get past the fog of lust to realize what this means. You knew. You always knew what he was doing. It all makes sense now. The way your panties were always so easy to steal, how he always happened to have the perfect view of your tits and ass, the photo. Also you took his shirt, you didnât just take it, you put it on your fucking pillow and humped it. He hopes you did it more than once. He picks up the shirt again and he really looks at it this time, thereâs little white streaks all over it, from you. He brings it to his nose and itâs the best thing heâs ever smelled. Both of your scents mixed together, topped off with the sweet smell of your pussy.
His initial thought was to rip his pants off and stroke his cock until it was raw but he realized he could do better than that. He could have the real thing. He needed to see you. Now.
He didnât even think twice about shoving everything back in the box and walking back out the door to his van. Speeding off in the direction towards your house.
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You were laying in your bed trying not to let your anxiety consume you when you heard banging on your door. Your heart pounded and your mouth went dry, you knew who it was, there was no way it could be anyone but him.
You opened the door and there he was, looking absolutely feral if you might add. His eyes were wide, pupils blown out, he was breathing like he ran a mile, and his hair was all over the place. You wanted to eat him alive.
âYou knew?â He held up the box you had given him earlier the night, his hands shaking.
âYeahâŚâ You bit your lip as you nodded. âI knew the whole time⌠from when you took that first pair of panties, I knew.â
âAnd you didnât say anything?â He looked at you, his eyes filled with lust and confusion.
You shake your head, a smirk forming across your lips.
âWhy not?â He was still panting, hands grasped tightly on the box.
âIt was fun, I thought for a while there that you knew I was doing it on purpose, and then when I realized you didnât it was almost hotter to me for some reason⌠Iâm sorry if thatâs weird.â You suddenly felt super self conscious, was he mad you didnât say anything?
âI stole your panties, multiple pairs might I add, and youâre asking me if itâs weird that you left them out for me?â He laughed, bringing his hand up to your cheek and rubbing his thumb across it.
âI could never think you were weird angel, do you know how sexy that is? And these photosâŚâ He groaned, his eyes rolling back in his head. âDid you reallyâŚâ
âFuck my pillow with your shirt on it? Yeah.â You nodded, your face nuzzling into his palm.
âJesus fucking christ⌠thatâs the sexiest thing Iâve ever heard in my entire life, shit.â
He used the hand cradling your face to pull you closer, clashing your lips together in a hungry kiss. You immediately buried your fingers in his hair, like you did in all your fantasies. You wanted him closer but the box was still in between you so you broke the kiss long enough to pull him inside and discard it on your kitchen counter.
You pulled his mouth back down to yours by the collar of his shirt, running your tongue along his bottom lip and he immediately granted you access. Your hands made their way back into his hair and he gripped your hips pulling you tightly against him.
âGod Eddie, I want you so fucking bad.â You moaned against his lips.
âAngel, Iâll give you anything you want after all these sweet gifts youâve been leaving me without me even knowing⌠you really thought I knew?â He took your face in both your hands, running his hands down your neck and rubbing his thumbs along your jaw.
âFor a while there, yeah⌠Thatâs why I left you that first picture, but then when I came back in my room and you were acting all nervous I realized you definitely didnât know. I thought for a second I mightâve made you uncomfortable but I took the chance with the photos anyway⌠looks like it paid off.â You looked him up and down, biting your lip.
âFuck yeah it did.â He pulled you into another bruising kiss that you happily returned. You stood there in your kitchen making out for what couldâve been minutes or hours, tongues exploring every inch of each other's mouths and your hands mapping out each other's bodies.
You finally pulled away, breathless. You smirked at him, placing a kiss on his throat before turning around and walking towards your room. Eddie wanted to scream at the sight of your ass in your tiny little pink spandex shorts. He bit down on his fist instead, admiring you for a moment before practically running after you.
You were standing in the middle of the room with a smirk on your face that heâs never seen, one you must have been hiding from him this whole time. You looked like you wanted to eat him alive and he was going to let you.
âTell me about your fantasies Eddie⌠tell me what you did with my panties, I wanna know so bad.â Your smirk turned into a little pout, giving him that fucking look. The one he knows now is all an act, but something about that just makes his dick even harder for you.
âFuck, you really want to know? The first time I sucked on them while I jerked off and right when I was about to cum I wrapped them around my dick and came all over them.â
âMmm⌠thatâs what I hoped youâd do, tell me moreâŚâ You walk up to him and run your hands down his chest, hook your fingers in his front pockets and give him the look.
âI canât believe this is happening, I - uh - I was so scared if you ever found out youâd hate me. But fuck, I never imagined you would be into it.â He put his hands on your hips and squeezed, almost like he was making sure this was real.
âWell, you better believe it honey, because I am so so into it.. please tell me more.â You lean up and press wet kisses along his neck.
âGod damn.â He throws his head to the side more, granting you further access to his throat. âWhen I had a second pair I sucked on the newer ones and used that same pair to jerk off. Then when I got your perfume I sprayed it on my pillow so that I could smell you and taste you.â
âMmm Eddie, thatâs so hot.â You bite into his throat causing him to let out the cutest little yelp, sucking the skin into your mouth, wanting to mark him as your own.
âThen once I had the bikini photo I was able to see you too, so it was like I was surrounded by you in every way possible.â
His hands snake down your hips to grab onto your ass, the material of your shorts and the feeling of your soft skin contrasting with the calluses on his fingers.
âThat day when I found that picture of your tits⌠and then you somehow found a way to make putting socks on one of the hottest things Iâve ever seen and you topped it off by bending over in those little shorts with your ass practically in my face? I barely made it out of your building before I pulled over and jerked off in my van like a depraved psycho.â
You moaned at that, pulling back from his neck to look him in the eyes.
âIf youâre depraved⌠so am I.â You pull your tank top over your head and throw it on the ground behind you somewhere, followed by your shorts. Eddie seriously thinks heâs in love with you at this point because youâre not wearing a bra or panties but you are of course wearing white thigh highs. Youâre standing there like every fantasy heâs ever had about you come true, but better.
âAngel, those pictures have nothing on the real thingâ He grabbed onto your tits, twisting your nipples between his fingers. Using his nose to brush your hair away so he can whisper in your ear. âI need to taste you so bad, like, so bad. I need to know what the real thing tastes like.â
âMmm fuck, yes, want that so bad.â
You lay back on your bed and spread your legs, showing him how wet you are for him. Eddie doesnât think twice before dropping to his knees in front of your bed and throwing your legs over his shoulders. He wishes he had it in him to kiss every inch of you before tasting you but it was like someone offered him the nectar of the gods and he needed it now.
He parted your lips with his fingers before running his tongue along your slit, licking up and down with a flat tongue before shoving it as far as it could go inside you.
âHo- holy shit! Eddie!! Fuck, your mouth is so good.â Your fingers found his hair again, tugging and the groan he lets out sends vibrations through your pussy.
âI thought your panties tasted sweet but nothing will ever taste sweeter than the real thing, oh my god baby.â
His tongue comes up to circle your clit, wrapping his lips around it and sucking. You feel his fingers circle your entrance before heâs inserting his pointer and middle finger deep inside you. He curls his fingers in just the right way, heâs still sucking your clit while he runs circles around it with his tongue and you feel yourself getting close.
âIâm gonna - Iâm gonna - fuckinnng cum - Iâm gonna cum.â You pull his hair again and start rocking your hips against his face. You watch his eyes roll back and feel him moan into you again, knowing heâs enjoying this as much as you is what sends you over the edge. Your hips rising off the bed and your hands falling from his hair to grasp the sheets. Eddie brings his free hand down on your abdomen to hold you down as he fucks you through your high.
You try to push him off once it becomes too much but you hear, or more so feel him let out an âUh-Uhâ into your pussy. His hand thatâs pinning you down doesnât move and his fingers stay buried inside you. Heâs licking and sucking on your clit like a man starved and you immediately feel another orgasm crash over you. Your entire body shakes and you let out noises you didnât even know you can make.
When he feels you push at his head this time he lets you, looking up at you with a grin on his face, his chin and mouth covered in your juices.
âSorry⌠you just tasted so good and when you came it was so hot I didnât want to stop.â He looked awfully bashful for someone who was just eating you out like it was his fucking job.
âYouâre sorry? Holy shit Eddie, Iâve never cum that hard in my entire life.â
He smiled triumphantly, youâd think just told him he won the lottery. He came up and covered his body with yours, kissing you without wiping his face. The taste of you on his tongue was intoxicating so you pulled away from the kiss and licked his lips, then his chin, and down his neck.
âFuck, we taste so good together.â You moan.
âHoly fucking shit, youâre my dream girl.â
âLet me return the favor, I wanna taste you too, also you are wearing way too many clothes right now.â You pull at the hem of his shirt and he puts his arm behind his head to pull it off.
Youâve never seen him shirtless before and you needed a better view. You push on his shoulders until he lifts himself off of you and lays back on the bed. You throw your leg over him to straddle him, looking down at him in awe.
âWow Eddie⌠youâre beautiful.â
You smile at him with that devilish little smile heâs becoming addicted to as you run your soft hands along his chest before raking your nails down his torso, all the way to the waistband of his jeans. His back arches off the bed as he lets out this sound that you want to hear him make over and over again.
You grind your hips down on his, fiddling with his belt loop and looking at him with a question in your eyes.
âPlease.â Now heâs the one giving you the look and you understand why he loves it much. Those big brown eyes are wide and glassy, thereâs a slight pout on his lips and even though he just ate you out so good it makes you want to sit on his face.
But thereâs something you want more, something youâve been dreaming about. So you undo his belt and jeans with deft fingers, pulling on the waistband of both his pants and boxers. He lifts his hips so you can pull them down and when his cock pops out and hits his stomach your jaw actually drops.
You always figured Eddie was big. You caught small glimpses through his jeans when he thought he was hiding his boners better than he really was, so you had an idea. But itâs bigger than you imagined, and so so pretty. The tip red and leaking precum, each vein prominent because of how hard he was. You lick your lips and spit on your hand, wrapping your hand around his cock and pumping it a few times. He makes that sound again and you know youâre addicted to it now.
âYour cock is huge baby, I canât wait to feel it stretching me out.â You spit on the head of his cock, circling your thumb around it before you lean down and take it in your mouth.
âHoly - fuckING - sh - shit!â Eddie instinctually jerks forward, his cock hits the back of your throat and you gag.
Heâs about to apologize but you donât pull off, just push his cock further down your throat until your nose is snug against the hair at the base. Thereâs tears coming out of the sides of your eyes and drool dripping down your chin but youâre moaning and so he can tell youâre enjoying it. You circle your tongue around his shaft a few times before pulling off.
Not for long though, you take him as far as you can without gagging and start bobbing your head up and down, your hand moving in time with whatever your mouth can't reach. Eddie is a moaning mess, heâs babbling your name in between curse words, switching between grabbing onto your hair, the sheets, and his own hair.
When you pull off his dick and bring your mouth to his balls, swirling your tongue all around his sack before sucking one into your mouth heâs pretty sure heâs in love with you. But heâs also positive that he wants to fuck you so he grabs you by your hair and pulls you off.
âHey, I wasnât done!â You look at him with a pout and you whine. Every time Eddie thinks he canât possibly be anymore obsessed with you, you prove him wrong.
âYeah but I was about to come and I want to fuck you so badly.â Heâs the one whining now.
âCan I ride you?â You ask him like thatâs even a question.
âFuck yeah you can.â
You eagerly climb back up to straddle him, wasting no time lining him up with your entrance and sliding down on his cock. Itâs still a stretch but youâre so wet it hardly hurts. You rock back and forth a few times once your hips are flush against yours and you moan in unison at the feeling.
âOh sh- shit, your pussy is so fucking t- tight. Feels better than I couldâve ever imagined.â
âYeah? Your cock is so fucking big, filling me up so good Eds.â
You start riding him hard and fast, your ass bouncing against his thighs, your tits on full display and youâre moaning his name over and over again like a prayer. He has one hand on your ass, grabbing it so hard youâre sure youâre going to have a bruise there tomorrow, and you honestly hope you do. He brings the thumb of his free hand up to your bottom lip and runs it across it.
âSuck.â
You do, happily, swirling your tongue around the digit and moaning at the feeling of having something in your mouth while your pussy is being filled too. He pulls it out and youâre about to mourn the loss but then heâs rubbing circles on your clit and fucking up into you to meet your thrusts.
He starts fucking you so fast that you canât keep up, you put your hands on his chest, your nails digging into his flesh and just let him take you. Heâs fucking you hard and fast, his cock hitting just the right spot while he continues to circle your clit.
âEddie Iâm c - close I-Iâm close.â Your babbling and drooling, fucked out and on the brink of what you know is going to be a mind altering orgasm.
âMe too Angel, I need you to cum for me. Cum all over my cock just like you dreamed about when you were humping your little pillow.â His feet are flat on the mattress and heâs somehow fucking you harder than he was before. When you cum your vision goes white, pleasure jolts through your entire system and you arenât even sure youâre on this planet anymore.
âFuck fuck fuck fuck Iâm gonna- Iâm gonna cum, where do you?â
Eddie talking brings you back to earth just enough to respond, to tell him what you want.
âInside! Eddie please inside! I want you to cum inside me so bad!â You start to meet his thrusts, heâs still rubbing your clit and youâre so sensitive you already feel another orgasm coming on.
âOh fuck!!!â Eddie cries out as his thrusts slow down to pumps and his cum spills inside you. The feeling sends you over the edge, cumming right along with him. Your walls squeeze him for all heâs worth.
When you come down you let yourself fall onto his chest, both of you panting, your hearts pounding. You lay like that for a while, catching your breath and enjoying the feeling of each other. Eventually your knees start to cramp and you slide off of him, settling at his side with your head on his chest.
âIâm gonna fuckin marry you someday.â
You laugh, even though he doesnât sound like heâs joking.
âYeah? I think Iâd like that. Then my underwear will stop going missing because we will live in the same house.â
You both started cracking up at that.
âIâm serious though, can I have some of them back? You really did steal all my best onesâŚâ You looked up at him and pouted, giving him the look.
âThatâs not gonna work the same now that I know youâre just using it against meâŚâ
âYou sure about that?â You stick your bottom lip out further and make your eyes even wider.
âUgh, no. Youâre still not getting them back though, Iâll buy you new ones.â He brings his hand up to push your hair out of your face and places a kiss on your temple.
âWhy? So you can just take those ones too?â You tease.
âNah, I have the real thing now. Iâd rather take them off you.â
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Creepypasta/MH - Things That Make Them Think of You
Characters: Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, Clockwork, Nina the Killer, Tim/Masky, "Ticci" Toby
Jeff the Killer
Violence. Specifically, committing it
I know that sounds bad, but he gets so high off of that stuff
The adrenaline rushing through his veins, the wild smile that comes to his face, the noise, the sights... it's euphoria for him
And when he reaches his peak, endorphins at maximum saturation, that's when he thinks of you
It's almost like he subconsciously asks himself if there's anything in the world that could make him happy like this, and his subconscious responds by conjuring an image of you
As if he couldn't get any happier, thinking of you just pushes him higher
This happens a lot...
He'll be killing someone, already over the moon, then he'll blast to Mars when he thinks of you
And he starts associating you with violence; even if you're the gentlest person in the world
It's the happiness it brings him that links it to you
Though if you're a psycho (affectionate) like him, there might be another reason he associates it with you lol
It just gets worse over time; eventually he can't even see other people committing violent acts without thinking of you
He'll be watching a horror movie, and blood will splatter the screen and he'll be like: Nice. Y/n's nice too. Y/n... <3
Jane the Killer
Quite the opposite of Jeff; it's the quiet moments that get her thinking of you
(my reasoning is confusing but I'll try my best to explain T-T)
And there are two reasons for this
One, because whenever she gets a moment to think to herself, her brain always wants to think of you first
Maybe it's just hunting that hit of dopamine it gets when she imagines your smile, or the way your hands feel in hers...
Or maybe it's just that it's become a habit for her to think of you so often, so it's second-nature that she does so when she gets the chance
But the second reason is that she loves peace, and you are her peace :)
She's a vengeful person with a lot of turmoil inside, so when her environment is peaceful, she tries to follow suit
She's just taking what she can get before she has to go back to hate and obsession
So she imagines the peaceful things in her life
Namely, you
Even if you're not a very peaceful person, she feels at ease when she's with you
So, when it's quiet, she thinks of you to quiet herself
Memories of forehead touches and holding hands are more than enough to fill the silence :)
Clockwork
Literally everything.
Iâve mentioned this in a previous post, but Clockwork will find the most random things that remind her of you
Sheâs got a very creative mind; she can find the subtlest of things that make her think of you
Oftentimes theyâll be disturbing thingsâŚ. Like a dead animal or smth
But she gets a little smile when she thinks of you anyway :)
Sheâll probably send you a picture of whatever it was that reminded her of you
So youâll just get a text out of nowhere like:
[picture of a dead wasp] âthought of you <3â
After a while youâll learn to just not ask
Because youâll definitely get one of these texts AT LEAST every other day, if not every day
Sometimes theyâre actually nice things though! Like a song or a pretty sunset :)
Or something she saw while shopping that made her think of you; she always makes sure to steal âŚobtain those things
And ofc she gifts them to you đ
Nina the Killer
I think it depends on your aesthetic
To me, Nina is someone whoâs very in tune with aesthetics
Even if yours is super niche, or it doesnât fit under a specific category like âemoâ or âbutchâ or even âclowncore,â sheâs got it DOWN
And so itâs always things that fit your aesthetic that make her think of you
Maybe itâs a view: a dark forest, a bright sunset in your favorite color, a sunny park, an eerily empty sidewalkâŚ
Maybe itâs clothing: pants, shirts, dresses, jackets⌠always the exact kind of thing youâd wear :)
Maybe itâs music: she listens to music like. All the time. So sheâs definitely at least dipped her toes into a genre thatâs so totally you
Or maybe itâs something miscellaneous: a pop tart flavor, a blanket, a picture, the color on a soda dispenserâŚ
No matter what it is, youâre guaranteed to love it
She always manages to surprise you with yet another random thing perfectly suited to your aesthetic
And sheâs always on the hunt for more >;)
If itâs something she can physically bring to you, you best believe she will though
And if you decide you hate it (you wonât, but maybe later when your aesthetic changes), you guys light a bonfire and burn it together :)
Tim/Masky
Itâs a Polaroid picture of you
Heâs not in the picture; itâs just you
The flash is on, illuminating you and leaving the background in dark obscurity
He took it himself one night when he was just enamored with the way you looked
He did it casually, just telling you to look at the camera
The rest was all you; maybe you smiled, maybe you threw up a peace signâŚ
Whatever you did, he felt it captured your essence perfectly
He stared at the photo for a long time after it came out, and he still stares at it frequently
He carries it deep in his wallet where no one can find it
Heâll pull it out when he needs to think of you, usually when heâs especially down
Which is pretty often, my boy is troubled :(
Heâll trace his fingers around the edges, remembering that night
Your voice fills his ears, your scent fills his nose, and suddenly heâs aching to see you in person again
And he will; heâll probably call or text you soon :)
âTicciâ Toby
Honestly? Probably something super obscure related to some kind of inside joke between you two
Iâll paint an example
Maybe you two were in the kitchen together, and you wanted him to get out the milk for you
But you ended up calling it a âmug of jilkâ instead of a âjug of milkâ
Toby, of course, bursts into laughter
He teases you for ages afterwards, calling milk âjilkâ and always pointing out jugs of milk with a knowing grin
Youâre in on it too though
You always snicker whenever he does those things
Maybe thatâs why it becomes so special to him; it amuses the both of you
He gets to laugh and hear you laugh :D
So (in this case) heâll think of you whenever he sees a mug of j (oh gosh oh no you guys got me too) jug of milk
And he probably takes pictures to send you too
Youâll just get a text that says âjilk mugs spotted âźď¸â and a picture of the milk aisle at the grocery store
He likes to imagine your laugh when he sends texts like those :)
Thank you so much for reading!! Take care my lovey doves <33
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4k6 | Joel Miller x fem reader | ao3 | masterlist Summary: Joel comes home earlier than expected, and catches you during a time alone Warnings: 18+ mdni. Established relationship, sex toy, mention of oral (f/m) and consensual somnophilia, dirty talk, praise kink, size kink, mutual masturbation, fingering, dom!Joel, soft!Joel, intimate sex, feelings, piv, creampie, rimming, light spanking and biting, spit as lube, anal play, anal No age specified
a/n: same couple: 5 days collection, but fics can be read alone These two are becoming my favorites, chapter after chapter. It's kinda funny, when I think that I wanted to throw the first fic in the garbage after writing it, but Kate convinced me not to (I owe you đđ).Â
Anyway, I'm adding some depths to what was mostly pwp, originally. Well, this part is still full smut, but some details add to their backstory. I still intend to write a chapter about how they met and became that couple, but emotionally it's not that easy (I'm in love with them). Enough talking, I hope you'll enjoy â¤ď¸
Thank you @aurorawritestoescape for beta-ing and for stopping me from throwing my fics in the trash đđđ and @saradika-graphics for the dividers đ
The slight âbuzzâ is the only sound coming out of the bedroom.Â
That and the moans that sometimes escape your lips, as your second hand tightens around your breast. You play with the vibrator and your sensations, brushing it against your clit, then moving it away a little.
You think about Joel.Â
His hands, his lips. The way they have tasted every inch of your skin, so many times. The way he knows your body and how it responds to him. Not a single spot hasnât been touched, kissed, licked by him.Â
You press the sex toy a little more against you, trying to feel the sensations you get when you're with Joel, even though you know it's impossible.
You think about his cock, when your saliva drools from his shaft to his balls, while you focus on the moans he can't hold back anymore.
âShit, baby, yeah, just like that, keep goinâ a bit. Then Iâll fuck you, ok? Just wanna feel your lips on me a little more.â
The way you nod, not letting go of his cock, giving him what he wants and trying your best to drive him crazy. Sometimes he can't hold back and comes in your mouth with a groan. And when he opens his eyes and sees your little proud smirk of having him break, he growls "câmere." Then grips your hips to make you straddle his face, and eats you as the sweetest revenge until you come on his tongue too.
You think about how your two bodies are made for each other, like two jigsaw puzzle pieces, whether itâs day or night, whether youâre awake or not.
He should be home in a few hours, but the heat in your crotch hasnât left you all day, since this morning. When barely awake, he settled between your thighs, your pussy still dripping from the night, burying himself gently in your snoozy body, murmuring âgood morning, babyâ in your ear with his sleepy voice. His hair disheveled, his eyes barely open. He fucked you slowly, until you clenched on his shaft. He growled in your neck before adding more cum to your core, your fingers tightened on his biceps to keep him against you, while his hands were cupping your cheeks.
You think about all that, while using the vibrator against you. How you took a shower when you got home, put on some comfortable clothes, then went to the bedroom. Youâve been planning to read your book but the sheets still smelt of this morning and one of Joelâs shirts was lying on his pillow. You undressed, keeping only your panties on, and put on his t-shirt. You didn't even open the book. Your hand slid between your thighs and played with your pussy through the garment.Â
But it wasnât enough. Your panties joined the pile of clothes at the foot of the bed, then your finger slipped easily between your dripping folds and over your clit. You came quickly, mechanically, but you needed more.
So you grabbed the vibrator from your nightstand drawer and placed it lightly against you after turning it on, not to overstimulate your swollen bud.Â
And now youâre moaning, whispering âJoel,â squeezing a breast over his shirt, before sliding your hand under the fabric and grabbing it roughly. Trying to replicate Joelâs gesture, even though his hand is way bigger than yours, stronger than yours. âJoel,â you whisper again, as you bring the toy closer to your most sensitive place.
â âm here, sweetheart.â
You get startled and snap your eyes open that land directly on Joel, whoâs leaning against the doorframe, his lustful gaze roaming your body. You turn off the sex toy and it gets quiet in the room.
âKeep going baby, donât stop.â
âI⌠I canât. I canât if youâre watching me.â
ââCourse you can. Lemme see how beautiful you are when you make yourself come, right in front of me.â His voice is soft but firm. His gaze is intense, as always. His broad body, leaning against the bedroom door, is the perfect representation of a quiet strength and self confidence. He has all of it in him naturally, it exudes from him. You donât need more to feel your limbs weaken and your pussy drooling onto the sheets.
Your hand relaxes a little on the vibrator and you release some pressure in your taut legs while you tell yourself that yeah, you can do it. That youâre safe with Joel, that he just wants you to feel good.
âClose your eyes, baby. And turn it on,â he adds, nodding at you, knowing that you need it to relax totally.
So you do as he says, without pressing it against you at first.
âShow me, baby. Spread your legs for me, and show me how you do it.â
Encouraged by his praise, you spread wider, feeling his heavy gaze on you and you press the vibrator against your clit. You moan, even though you are desperate for more, hungry to feel more. To feel him, his lips around your clit sucking on it, or his tongue pointing perfectly at it.
âYeah, just like that, thatâs my good girl. Making me so fuckinâ hard.â
âFuck, Joel,â you pant. You feel warmth rising in your core, stronger, hotter than when you were alone in the bedroom.Â
You hear rustling of clothes, as he takes out his hard cock. You hear him spit, then his wrist slowly fucks his shaft. You hear him growl, while he strokes himself. And itâs one of the hottest things youâve ever experienced. Touching yourself in front of a man, and it turns him on so much that he needs to touch himself too, and it makes him growl.
You come again, harder, as you listen to him, and you barely finish shaking when the bed lowers under his weight, and he takes the vibrator from your hand. He turns it off and throws it on the mattress.
âYouâre such a bad baby girl. Couldnât wait for me, huh?â he says above you, leaning down to smell your hair, then running his nose over your cheek and neck. He spreads your thighs with his hand, firmly, claiming his territory like a hungry beast in front of its prey. Eager to devour it. Prey who lets him reach what he wants, how he wants, to finally being touched by the body she has been thinking about all day.
He lays down between your thighs, and his hand cups your mound in a possessive way, as if he was taking back what was his, making you whine with desire. He doesnât wait more, and two of his fingers dive into your core. You hold your breath, eyes fixed on him, as his dark gaze is on your lips, while his digits find their favorite place in the world. Your hands are lost in his curls, his neck, you already donât really know where youâre touching him, just being needy to feel him.
âSo fuckinâ wet. Just for me,â he groans, and you love that he doesnât ask if itâs for him. He knows it is.
He pulls up the shirt to your neck to grab a breast. âFucking yourself in my shirt? It's fucking hot, baby,â he breathes needily, sucking one of your nipples.
âFuck me, Joel,â you whimper. âPlease. Iâve been thinking about it all day.â
âYeah? All day you wanted me to fuck you? This poor little pussy needed my cock?â he asks, as he nestles his fat, throbbing tip at your entrance, to answer your need. He waits for a few seconds though, time for your walls to get used to his thickness, a sensation that nothing else will ever be able to match. Your mind realizes that the room is no longer filled with the sound of his thick fingers pushing into your wet pussy, as if it mattered.
âIâve been thinking about it all day, too,â he says, as he thrusts in slowly, making you moan against his ear, bodies rushing to finally get their fix. âThought about ruining you, again and again,â he adds, nibbling your earlobe.Â
âThought about your cunt wrapped around my cock,â his voice is needy, showing his eagerness to take more of you, his pants scraping the inside of your thighs indecently open for him.
âThought about how perfect sheâs always for me. So tight.â The growl comes from the depths of his chest, his shaft sliding into you.Â
âHow you're mine.â He slips his arms under your shoulders, holding you against him. âYouâre always so perfect for me, sweetheart.â He stops for two seconds, buried inside you. Just to hear your breathing stop, too.Â
You let out a moan. Unable to do anything else, to formulate words that would be totally incoherent anyway. You let him use your body as he pleases, because he acts exactly how you need him to.
âSee what youâre doinâ to me, baby? I left the meeting. We were supposed to go to a restaurant with a client but I let Tommy take care of it.â
âY⌠yeah?â
âYeah. Said to Tommy I needed to go home.
He told me to have a good night, but he knew what I was about to do to you.â
âWhat⌠what were you about to do to me?â
âWreck you. Make you clench on my cock.â He thrusts faster now, but still just as deep. His breathing is panting.
âOh god⌠fuck, thatâs good, Joel. Donât stop,â you add, even if you know he wonât.
âMake you milk it, to the last drop. Fuck⌠Youâre squeezinâ me so goddamn hard. Youâre gonna milk my cock, baby? Gonna be a good girl for me?â
âYes⌠yes, Iâm your good girl, Joel.â
âYes you are. I want you to come, baby. Come on my fuckinâ dick. Can you do that for me?â
âYeah⌠Keep fucking me, Joel. Just like that. Want you to fill me up, as soon as I come.â
âFuckinâ dirty girl. So perfect. Come on, sweetheart, soak me.â
âShit, oh shit, Joel. IâmâŚâ you whine, just before your climax overwhelms you. Itâs like your soul is leaving your body. You think that no man has ever managed to make you come like this, just with his shaft in you. His cock tirelessly brushing the right spot, in the right way. His tip stopping just where it has to, creating a mixture of pleasure and light pain, animal.
âYeah baby. Just like that, fuckâŚâ His grunts turn into moans. You love hearing him become so vulnerable, just for you. Your feet are crossed over his back as your pelvis keeps jerking him off, feeling him twitch inside you, over and over, until his body relaxes, balls empty and your cunt full.Â
He kisses you, and his mouth travels a path from your lips to one of your nipples which he takes in his mouth, sucking on it like a man who can't get enough. You squeeze his cock again at the sensation. He smiles, lightly nibbling your nipple.
âIâm not done with you for tonight,â he says.
âI hope so. I need...â
âWhat do you need, sweetheart?â he asks, sucking on your nipple.
âNeed more. I need to feel you everywhere,â you answer, feeling the heat reaching your cheeks.
He straightens up towards you, still buried in your warmth. You vaguely feel him twitch in your core.
âGreedy, filthy girl. Always damn perfect.â He pulls out and you feel his cum dripping from your pussy. He removes his shirt from you and manhandles you so that youâre kneeling, and he presses the back of your neck to let your cheek rest on the pillow. He made it all so quickly that you barely realized you were now naked, ass in the air.Â
And now heâs taking his time, savoring this vision of you. His hand runs down your back, and makes you shiver, until his fingers brush your ass.
âEverywhere, huh?â
âYes,â you almost beg. He stands up from the bed and removes his clothes then comes back behind you. He spreads your ass cheeks and looks down, from your glistening pussy to your tight ring, totally offered to him. He spits on your ass and brushes your ring with his thumb, making you whine again.
âGonna make me fuckinâ hard again, with that ass, Jesus... Tell me what you want, baby. I need to hear it.â
âWant you to lick it,â you stammer. âPlease.â
âMmm... And then?â
âWant you to fuck it.â
âChrist⌠Yeah, Iâm gonna give you what you want. But Iâm gonna fuck you with my cum, first. Want it where it belongs,â he says, pushing his load back in your core, then pumping your pussy with two fingers. He keeps fucking you with his digits as his tongue comes to lap at your ring. You're already moaning, not only because of his tongue and fingers, but thinking that some of his cum has leaked all the way out here, and that he's tasting himself as much as he's tasting you.
âThat ass needs to be fucked, is that right?â he asks, nibbling the tender flesh of it, before adding âthat tiny, little asshole wants to be spread by my fat cock?â and biting a little harder.
âShitâŚ. fuck Joel!â
His hand falls on your ass cheek, right where his teeth sink in lightly, making you whimper.
âAnswer me, sweetheart.â
âFuck! yes, yes! Need it.â
âDirty girl,â he says as he leans down again. Licking your ring, pressing his tongue against your entrance in an attempt to open it. Over and over. Until it softens.
âI don't know if I prefer to eat your pussy or your ass. Both are so fuckinâ good,â he says, before diving in again, pressing his nose against the crack of your ass.
âOh fuck, your damn mouth,â you whine, ass in the air, pushing it as far as possible towards his mouth.
âYou love it,â he chuckles, making you hum in the pillow. You do love it. His dirty talk made you see stars as soon as he started to use it on you. Still sometimes makes you choke on his cock.
âYouâre gonna take it? Youâre gonna take my cock like a good girl?â
âYes,â you whine pathetically.
He grabs his cock tightly in his hand, jerks it a couple of times. It twitches under his fingers, and points towards your entrance, as if it has a will of its own.
âFuck baby⌠I'm so hard.â
He spreads your ass cheeks again, unable to resist the sight of your two holes. He feels, hears himself moan. Afraid to cum already, just with this view he has of you.
âPlease, JoelâŚâ
âYeah, just⌠gimme a minute baby, please? Iâm gonna fucking shoot my load in the sheets if you keep begging me like that.â
He smiles when he hears you groan. âMy needy, precious girl,â he replies almost automatically, while his mind goes blank. He doesnât think, lets his instincts guide him, and pushes his cock into your dripping pussy, his thumb breaking through the barrier of your ring.
âOh fuck,â you whine.Â
âYeah? You love that?â he asks, as his hips thrust into you. His other hand is hooked around your hip, using it as leverage. His eyes are glued to your ass and his thumb buried up to the knuckle.
âI still wonder how your ass manages to take my cock,â he asks, trying to regain his wits and his breathing, even though heâs not sure if talking about your ass is the right way to do it. He slows his pace and removes his thumb just long enough to spit there and watch his saliva flow down it.
âFuck,â he growls, as he licks two of his fingers and then pushes one into your ass, the other just pressing against your entrance. He keeps fucking your pussy and works your ring. Your fist is clenched in the pillow, knowing that in a few minutes he will be thrusting into your other hole. You wait for it and it obsesses you. How you can take him is a mystery to you too. Since the first time he fucked you like this, when you asked him to, you didnât understand what was happening. This need to feel him everywhere, the way your body wanted to be his. You assumed that was why it was possible, almost so easily. The pain not so strong, and the desire so heady in your mind that you were able to welcome him physically.
His two fingers slide in now, and he spits steadily at your opening, while he slowly keeps fucking your cunt. So slowly. Focused on your ass. Marveling at the sight of you tightening around his fingers, as your pelvis strains as hard as it can towards his digits. His mind is definitely lost now- in his desire, and in your croons.
âJoelâŚâ his name falls from your lips, half moaned, half whispered. He doesnât answer, keeps the same pace. You manage to smile, thinking heâs already on ground 0 looking at your ass, then repeat a little louder, âJoel.â
âYeah?â he answers finally, slowing down and removing his fingers, caressing the curve of your buttock. He grabs your hips with his hands, fully buried in your cunt.
âI want you to fuck me, baby. I need you there. Please.â
âShit. Ok, ok. I donât wanna hurt you, need to prepare you properly,â he says, as he leans forward, his chest surrounding your back, and kisses the back of your neck.
âYou wonât hurt me, Joel,â you breathe. âIâm ready.â He never hurts you, and will never. You know it, as he should.Â
He kisses your back, says âokâ against your skin. Licks you one last time, from your pussy to your ring, pressing his tongue against it again, making you shiver at the sensation.Â
He hesitates when he grabs your hips, he doesnât really know why. Youâve taken him here dozens of times. But right now, he feels invaded by an emotion that grips him, even though you know each other perfectly.Â
He remembers when you met. Heart broken, your trust in men destroyed. How you rebuilt it, both of you, patiently. And heâs moved by your total surrender, by the way you trust him. He thinks that youâre the best thing that ever happened to him. He tries to focus while his cock flows with precum, but heâs lost in his thoughts.
âJoel? Are you ok?â you finally say, feeling him static. Heâs so different from usual, not⌠feral. He clears his throat before answering âyeah⌠huh⌠Yeah, sorry, baby. Youâre just⌠youâre so beautiful and I love you so much. Iâm sorry.â
He takes his cock in his hand and is about to position himself at your back door when you straighten on your hands and turn your head to look at him over your shoulder. Offering him the most beautiful of your smiles, which makes him melt even more.
âI love you too.â
You look at him, and god, heâs so beautiful. A few beads of sweat are dripping from his curls and his cheeks are slightly red. He seems so vulnerable at this moment. Your gaze falls down on his shoulders and chest. His biceps are tense, as he grips your hips and presses himself against you, his hard cock molding perfectly into the crack of your ass.
âYou wonât hurt me,â you repeat. Nodding at him as he did about the vibrator.
âFuck⌠youâre making me lose my damn mind. Come here, sweetheartâ, he says, making you lay on your back. He settles between your thighs and caresses your cheek, as his lips land on yours. Then he presses his cock softly against your ring.
âI wanna look at your pretty face while I fuck your ass, baby,â he says, spreading your thighs with his knee, then grabing one of them with his hand to put it on his back. You do the same with the other, open, offered, and he pushes in slowly. Eyes fixed on you. You close yours as you feel him slide into you and he brushes your cheek with his thumb.
âLook at me, sweetheart. Lemme see you. Lemme see what you feel.â
Heâs so sweet you could burst into tears. So perfect. So you nod, ready to give him what he needs. And he sinks in, slowly, and like always you feel like youâre almost suffocating, for two seconds. Your brows furrow, as his do. He caresses your cheek, and the sensation disappears, replaced by the pleasure of feeling him there, that it seems so natural, that heâs made for you. You think about all of this, your eyes fixed on his, and heâs lost in yours.Â
Until he comes to his senses, a little, and leans down to kiss you. His lips press against yours, and you feel him moan into your mouth. You nibble his lip before licking it with the tip of your tongue and he chuckles. He kisses you again, and it gets messier. His tongue slides between your lips and searches for yours, swirling against it. Your salivas mix together, while he rocks his cock fully inside you. He straightens up slightly and looks at you, before pressing his forehead against yours. âDamn, babyâŚâ he breathes.
You hold him close. Tighten your legs around his waist, your arms around his shoulders. You freeze for a moment, as if you want to mark this moment in your mind forever.
âFuck,â he says.
âI know, baby,â you reply. âBut, can you move for me? It feels like youâre gonna tear me apart soon.â
He chuckles again, then slowly pulls out, leaving just his tip inside you. Pushes back in, letting out another âfuck.â
He takes a slow, steady pace, as you stroke his cheek and then tuck a strand of hair back into place.
âWhat are you doinâ to me sweetheart, mmm? Wanted to fuck you all night. To wreck you, just like you love it. But you're the one wreckinâ me.â
âDonât I do it every time,â you tell him mischievously.
He laughs then whines playfully âYouâre so right. Iâm the victim here.âÂ
It's one of your favorite things about Joel. Laughing when you fuck. Laughing even when he fucks your there.
He slides in and out, tirelessly, and his crotch rubs against your clit. Â
âAnd you can still fuck me all night, by the way.â
âIs that right?â He smiles, but you see him twitch. As if his emotions were taking over him again. âYouâre mine, he pants. âAllâŚfuckâŚfuckinâ mine.â
âI'm yours,â you reply, eyes fixed on him. âYou're the best thing that happened to me, Joel.â
He kisses you again, as he keeps sinking in. You cup his cheeks in your hands to look at him, and he kisses your wrist.
âIt's good, Joel. To feel you like that. So softly.â You feel yourself melting and put your hand on his heart. To see if he feels the same, even though his eyes don't lie, never.
âYou're gonna make me come,â you whisper. âYou feel it?â
âYeah,â he smiles softly. He's so beautiful. So protective, so careful. Even when he's rough, he is. But right now, you feel like he's made of glass, ready to explode into a thousand pieces. A fragile material, hidden under a hard, reliable, calloused layer. Shaped over the years. Whose core he's let you see, step by step.Â
And his thick layer is chipped, ripped open, just for you. Thanks to your senses, your sensations, your feelings, to both of you. And even if he is inside you, in your most intimate place, you feel that his fragility is exposed, and that he willingly offers it to you. Because he is safe with you. You think that there is nothing more erotic than a man who shows all his rough edges, all his cracks.
He's still thrusting in, slowly. You know he's trying not to come, not right away. Not before you do.
âSweetheart, damnâŚyou know how much I love to fuck you rough,â he murmurs, his hips and shoulders thrusting towards you. âBut this. This is⌠so special. To feel you like this, and facing you. Being in you there, so slowly, and looking at you.â
âI know. I never felt something like this before.â
His lower belly still rubs against you, every time his shaft pushes in and out. Heâs so big inside you. So⌠in his place. Your moans get louder as you feel your orgasm building. From afar. Like a ball of heat that keeps growing inside you. Your pelvis moves slightly more too, perfectly accompanying his movements. You squeeze your ankles together behind his back.
âYouâre gonna fill me, baby?â you ask, keeping him against you, your hand on the back of his neck, his nose buried in yours.
âShit⌠donât say that. Iâm already about to combust.â His voice is muffled, breathless, against your skin.
âI wanna feel you spurt in me. Right there. Want you to fill my ass.â You keep talking, because it turns you on. You want to come at the same time as him. You want the intimacy to continue and reach its peak until you both come. You want to lose your senses in his arms, at the same time as he loses them in yours.
âFuck, fuck, fuck⌠you⌠brat.â He groans, moans, a mixture of all of that, and your eyes roll into the back of your skull.
âPlease I need you to come sweetheart⌠oh fuck Iâm gonna⌠Iâm gonnaâŚ. fuck, babyâŚâ he explodes in you, sending shots of cum deep inside you, and his jerks against you are the last push you need. You pulse, clench on him, your pussy empty and your ass full. âOh fuckâ, he growls again, feeling how hard youâre squeezing his shaft. He nibbles at your shoulder as your limbs go limp. His body leans against yours, and heâs out of breath as you slowly stop shaking.
He doesnât move, until he manages to regain his senses, his breathing, and everything that brings him back to earth, to the present moment. Then he straightens his torso, relieving you of his weight even if it feels like a weighted blanket, reassuring.
âAre you ok?â he asks, hands on your cheeks as he pulls out, making you feel desperately empty. His cum leaks out and you miss him already.
âSweetheart?â His thumb brushes your cheek.
âYeah⌠Yes,â you breathe. âLet me just⌠remember my name. And yours,â you smile, eyes still closed.
âYou, little minx,â he laughs, grabs your waist and kisses your neck, and you wrap your arms around him again. You laugh too. You feel good.
âDamn, what was that? It was so intense, sweetheart.â He shifts and lies down facing you, pulling you towards him so that youâre facing each other.
âIt was perfect,â you reply, nestling in his arms, in the middle of his chest, where nothing can reach you.
âAre you trying to bewitch me? Cause itâs⌠kinda working.â
You lift your head to look at him, and say, âYouâre such a softie,â giggling.
He looks fakely outraged, before answering âoh yeah? You wonât be allowed to whine when this softie will make you use your safe word, next time he fucks you.â
âMmm⌠remember me, when did I use it?â
He rolls his eyes exaggeratedly without answering.
âThatâs right. Never,â you answer before kissing his collar bone.
He takes you in his arms and laughs, rolling you over so that youâre lying on him and kisses you.
âCome take a shower with me. Wanna take care of you.â
âSoftie,â you taunt him, giving him your most mischievous smile.
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