#perv!eddie munson x reader

[eddiesxangel]

If you ever felt like it, would you be cool writing reader and Eddie; their best friends and they both perv for each other but never show it and she was invited to DND and she needs to rush to the bathroom to literally rub one out and Eddie silently makes his way to see what you’re up to

Just Friends |Perv!EddieMunsonX Perv!bestie reader

AN: I made it modern just to make it more pervy! hope you enjoy :) ps. If you see any typos no you didn’t 🤫

WC: 3.2k

It’s been almost a year since you and Eddie became friends, you’ve been inseparable since. You and Eddie first met when you were sleeping over at Nancy’s and Eddie was over for a DND session. You had literally run into Eddie, you smacked your face into his chest as you rounded the corner, in your pyjamas no less. You gave an awkward giggle and introduced yourself. You didn’t really recognize him, your lunch periods weren’t the same and he wasn’t in any of your classes. But fate swooped in, and due to that fated night everything changed. 

Eddie was struck by you the second you crashed into his chest. He had seen you occasionally with Nancy in the halls but never could come up with a good excuse to approach you. He thought you were cute, like really fucking cute. So cute to the point that when you did actually touch him (by accident) he popped a boner the second your sparkling eyes looked into his for the first time. Lame, he knows. He couldn’t believe you had this visceral reaction over his body, but all he could think about was your lips, how they moved when you spoke his name and how you smiled at him. Eddie was absolutely screwed, and he had to do something about it he just didn’t know how. So when you finally approached him at Mike’s one day he seized his one opportunity. Turns out you were really fucking cool, on top of being really fucking cute. 

Eddie wanted to spend the most amount of time with you that he could. He was always asking to hang out one on one. His favourite would be when you would ask him over to your house. He loved being able to have access to all things you. The first time he was invited over he couldn’t believe his luck. In the midst of your hang out, you had to take a phone call in the hallway and you left him alone in your room. Eddie felt like a creep the first time but he had to know. He found your underwear drawer, it was filled with soft cotton and lace. His eyes almost popped out of his head when his hands found your red lacy thong. Pocketing it and slamming your drawer ship when he heard you giggle goodbye. 

The second time Eddie was left in your room you told him you were going to take a quick shower, leaving him to his own devices for a least ten minutes, he saw your book on your nightstand, it had a cutesy little cartoon cover, very girly, he was planning on mocking you when you got back in because who reads romance novels? He opened up to where your bookmark was, and his eyes bulged open when he saw what exactly it was you were reading

His strong hands gripped my bare hips as he pinned me down to the bed. His fingers travelled down to my soaked pussy, slowly and agonizingly circling my sensitive clit. I begged for more but he only laughed, "Only good girls get what they want" he whispered and I ground my hips up into him the best I could, but his hold was too much. "Please' I begged. "Please Sir I will do anything, I want your cock so bad, I promise I'll be a good girl." I cried. He was torturing me...

Eddie could not believe his eyes, he had no idea you were so dirty. His best friend had another side to her that he had yet to see, that he would literally sell his soul to see. Oh to hear you say those dirty words to him that he had just read. He popped a boner just thinking about it. He hadn't time to fix it so he grabbed your cow squishmallow to put on his lap when you re-entered the room in nothing but your pink bath towel. You were literally going to be the death of him. 

You loved when Eddie would come over, but you also loved being in Eddie’s space. Being consumed by all things Eddie, the decor, the smell, the comfort of being surrounded by him. Eddie let you into his home anytime and all the time, it didn’t matter if he wasn’t home yet, you knew where the spare key was, he texted you he would be home in 40 minutes so you let yourself in and hung out until he got back. 

You walked into Eddie’s room and the urge to snoop was growing. You didn’t know what you were looking for until you found it. Stashed under his mess of clothing was Eddie's laptop. Your hands couldn’t move fast enough to the search history. Luckily for you, he was dumb enough to be logged into everything automatically. You didn’t care that this was wrong, yet you wanted to know if he had been talking to anyone. You hadn’t seen him romantically attached to anyone in the almost year you’ve been just friends. You're sure he would tell you. However, the jealousy gremlin was nipping at your ear; telling you to keep going. 

After being unsuccessful at finding any dirt you continued through the search of his laptop and found a particularly interesting bookmark. You knew this was so wrong and he probably would never forgive you if he found out but you had to know what Eddie was into. 

You clicked on the link and a porn website opened. The video was of a woman solo touching herself, and using very racy language about what she would do to the watcher. It was much different than what you consumed when you were to indulge yourself, but it was starting to turn you on as you examined the naked woman spread out in front of you. Thinking about Eddie and what he would be doing while watching this…in this bed you were sitting on, naked, touching himself to her sexy words. You thought about how big he would be, how those delicious fingers would grip himself. You often found yourself dazing out while staring at his thick ring-clad fingers. Especially when he would practice guitar, and how quickly he could move them without missing a note. Your mind drifted and you found yourself lying down in Eddie’s bed. 

Trailing your hands down underneath the waistband of your jeans, you brought a worn t-shirt that was thrown on the bed up to your nose, it smelled so strongly of Eddie. Your fingers teased your clit edging yourself as you pretended they were your best friends. You thought of how it would be to have him on top of you, how it would feel to have his cock slip past your entrance. You hummed his name quietly over and over until the slam of the screen door made you jump and you snapped out of your bliss. You quickly exited the screen and slid the laptop under the pile of clothes that rested atop the bed before Eddie entered his room. 

A bright smile struck his face when he saw you there sitting in his bed. He was oblivious to what you had been doing seconds earlier. Eddie's mind spun with the scenarios he imagined the both of you in, preferably naked. He never divulged these fantasies, of course, he couldn’t have you finding out about what a perv he was for you, or else you would never let him near you again. 

Tonight Eddie invited you to watch in on Hellfire because you told him Nancy had a date and you had nothing to do this Friday night. You’d never attended before, you were always busy with Nancy. So when you showed up to game night you didn’t know what to expect. Eddie tried so many times to explain the game to you but you never really understood, there were too many rules and you’d always zone out as you watched his plump lips at work. Day dreaming of them on your lips, or on your neck, or on your pussy.

You walked up the the Wheeler household feeling a bit strange that you weren't here to see Nancy. You were let in by Mrs. Wheeler who was on her way out with Mr. Wheeler for a very rare date night.

"Hey guys" you greeted the group as you made your way down to the basement. 

“Hey, cutie" Eddie greeted back with the biggest smile on his face. 

It truly was a mystery to the others how the both of you weren't picking up one another's signals. You saw Mike roll his eyes after Eddie spoke but you took it like he didn't was his annoying sister's friend here to ruin their ritual. Little moments between you two were clear as day to any onlooker but to the both of you, you were oblivious. Too blind to see the signs because you’ve convinced yourselves that the other one would never share the same feelings. 

You had settled in sitting on the couch behind the DND table so you could give them space without crowding around. Eddie was directly facing you so you could see everything but still do your own thing.

As the night progressed you’d been so turned on by Eddie’s performance. The passion that filled him, the way he deepened his voice, the gaze in his eyes as he described the frightening scenes that played out for the club members. Everything that you lusted for from Eddie was heightened by 100 tonight. Eddie had such a hold over you that he didn't even know about. 

You crossed your legs trying to focus on the tiktoks you tried distracting yourself with however they were not helping because it had been a bunch of thirst traps and sexy excerpts from romance novels. Yes, you were on Booktok and no you were not ashamed of being an avid smut reader. 

Since the distractions were not working and the throbbing between your legs was becoming unbearable you needed to excuse yourself, and quickly. You barely mumbled that you needed the washroom before sprinting to the main floor to find some peace in the powder room. 

You shut the door so quickly you may have accidentally slammed it which altered Eddie's even more. He was worried about you. You'd been squirming on the couch looking very uncomfortable, and then you ran out of there like a bat out of hell. He knew he needed to see if you were okay, maybe you had gotten your period or something? 

Eddie walked up the steps and called out your name but there was no answer. As he rounded the corner he noticed the light coming from under the closed bathroom door. He walked closer and heard your muffled voice but couldn't make out the words. As he approached the door he almost knocked but froze halfway when he heard your voice loud and clear.

"Eddie please" you moaned. Eddie couldn't believe his ears because there was no way this was happening...until you did it again.

"Fuck me please, Eddie right there!" you gasped. Your clit had been throbbing the whole time you’d been downstairs you couldn’t help but relieve it. You were silently watching the secret video you had taken of Eddie while he was commanding the game. It has turned you on so much, and watching it back was even better. Eddie didn’t know what to do. But he had to think quickly because his time was limited. He hesitantly knocked on the door and cleared his throat before he spoke. “ uhhh are you alright right in there?” he stuttered out his words. The knock on the door scared you. You let out a small scream as you ripped your hands away from yourself and up to your chest feeling your heart pounding. How much had Eddie heard? How much does he know you don’t think you’re being that loud? Where are you? Oh shit, maybe you were? 

“Uhhh I’m-I’m fine Ed’s” you managed to stutter. Oh my god, you were mortified. The handle of the door giggled like Eddie was trying to come in. “Come on sweetheart open the door I really need to come in,” he continued on jiggling the door until you unlocked it. Eddie needed to seize this moment. He was never going to have another opportunity like this.

“Eddie I-” You didn’t finish your sentence because Eddie had cut you off with a kiss as he cupped your face while backing you into the opposite wall. “You’re such a little pervert. I know what you think about now when you want to touch yourself, do you think about me and what my fingers can do to you huh?” Eddie broke away from the kiss and started kissing down your neck. All of this was so sudden. You had no idea that this was going to happen when you had left the basement. “I’m not a pervert!” You defend yourself. “No baby? So if I took your hand and sniffed these fingers I wouldn’t smell your pussy all over them?” he cocked his brow. “And I didn’t hear you moan my name twice just now?” He hummed. You had never heard Eddie speak like this, not even in your wildest dreams did you think he had such a filthy mouth. “You want me, baby? I heard you and your dirty words through the door. Do you want Eddie to make you feel good? Can’t get off without me? That's it huh?” Eddie’s cockiness was only making you wetter. “Fuck Eddie I need you I have needed you for so long. Please touch me.” You gasped as his plump lips sucked the delicate skin of your neck.

“Could have just asked baby, I would give you the world” His hand grazed up your leg to the open zipper of your jeans until his calloused fingers found the waistband of your baby pink panties. Your breath hitched as he found his way into your pants, brushing over the short hair of your mound to your slick wet slit. “Oh oh oh baby,” he chuckled darkly “you’ve been hiding this from me? I don’t think you deserve me to touch you, you’ve been very naughty. Tell me, baby, you always get this wet for me? What other dirty things do you do when I’m not around?” Your mind was numb with pleasure as Eddie slowly made contact with your pussy lips. He was being so mean like he was punishing you, grazing everywhere but your clit. “Fuck. Eddie please” you beg girding your hips up into his fingers to get some relief.

“I don’t think so sweetheart” you’ve been a very bad girl. “Have I? You try to spit back. “I recall you stealing my favourite pair of panties. Don’t play innocent Munson. I found them in your room yesterday.” You chide.

Eddie kissed you to shut you up. His tongue pushed its way into your mouth as you moaned in pleasure. Your slippery slick coated Eddie’s fingers as they prodded their way up into your tight hole. “Oh, Eddie!” You sighed. “Fuck say my name again” he growled.

“Eddie!” You moaned throwing your head against the wall. His fingers were so thick. He really knows how to work his fingers. “That’s it scream my name” his cocky smirk hasn’t left his face. All disregarding everyone downstairs, you didn’t try and keep quiet. Eddie watched your chest heave as your breasts raised and fell. His free hand scaled up your shirt over your bra. His hands explored your breasts and he pulled down the cup to free you. His hands worked your nipple and your clit. The way his fingers felt exploring your body only made the feeling in your core build and build. Eddie dipped his head to take your perked nipple in his mouth. You arched your back into him and his warm tongue latched onto you. A soft “Eddie baby” slipped from your lips as you were washed away with the feeling of everything Eddie. You were getting so close so fast, you had already warmed yourself up and Eddie was here to take all of the credit. Not that you’re complaining but the coil in your core was being wound up so tightly you need for it to snap. “I'm so close! please don’t stop.” 

“Oh, so you are a good girl who knows her manners, go on then, on cum for me baby” 

Eddie kissed the sweet spot on your neck while playing with your nipple with one hand and your pussy with the other. Your senses were on overdrive and you were bumming from his words. Your body shook and your release dripped down Eddie’s fingers. A few seconds later after you come down from your high you realize that he was having all the fun and you haven’t touched him yet. You graze your hand down his stomach, to the button of his black jeans. You quickly moved your fingers to unbutton and unzip his pants. You slide down the bathroom wall and get on your knees in front of Eddie. He gathered your hair in his hands and you pulled out his cock. “You’re complaining about me hiding from you when you’ve been holding out on me this whole time?” You don't hesitate. You start making out with the base of his cock moving your way up to the tip. You coddle his balls in one hand and use the other to tease the tip of his red cock. “Fuck” Eddie sucks in a breath. You continue to worship his cock. How could you not? It was so pretty, long and thick, and slightly curved to the right. Hearing Eddie whimpering above you was music to your ears. You loved the feel of the weight of him on your tongue. You swirled your tongue on his tip taking in the taste of his precum before sliding down his length to the hilt. His pubs tickled your nose but you ignored that as you hummed onto his cock. You bobbed your head up and down. It was messy and it was loud. 

“Baby fuck fuck fuck if you keep going like that I’m-” Eddie couldn’t finish his sentence before he came down your throat. The hot thick liquid ran hot down your throat. “Shit I’m sorry I’m sorry” he panted as you continued to suck him dry. Humming in satisfaction. Eddie finally loosened the grip of your hair as you pulled back and opened your mouth and stuck out your tongue to show him you’d swallowed it all. Eddie’s eyes went wide, he hadn’t expected you to be so filthy, just for him. He pulled you back up by your hair to stick his tongue down your throat. A giggle left your mouth and he pulled away. 

“We are so doing that again” he breathed. 

A pounding on the bathroom door made you both jump. 

“We get it you guys are disgusting! Let's get back to the game please!” The sound of Lucas’s angry voice came from the other side of the door. You could practically hear his eye-roll. Eddie and you burst out laughing “Come on baby, the Dungeon Master needs to finish up and then I will be seeing you later for more” Eddie left you in the bathroom, flushed and more than satisfied. You couldn’t wait for him to finish that sexy little game. 

[pervertedangel]

thinking about perv!eddie tonight :

thinking about the way eddie glances at you bending over to fix your untied shoelaces he purposely stepped on, bending down a little and getting a glimpse of your clothed cunt underneath your skirt you loved so much.

thinking about how everytime eddie comes over to yours and while you’re in the bathroom, he’ll rub his sticky erection all over your favourite stuffie that he knows you rub your needy cunt on every night, trying to fix the urges between your pretty legs.

thinking about eddie climbing ever so subtly over your sleeping figure, positioning himself between your thighs with his hand over his cock and staring at your pretty little cunt, peeking through the sides of your satin shorts staining the material slightly with your slick making him stroke himself slowly on the bed.

thinking about how eddie would touch your cunt through your shorts and earn a small whimper out of your sleepy mouth, the satin collecting even more of your slick making him eager to push more, and lick at your clothed cunt, smelling your arousal which makes him feral.

thinking of eddie continuing to lick you through your shorts, whimpering and rutting against the bed with his hand so softly not to wake you, as he grows closer to his climax before sitting up and coming all over his hand and your shorts before he’ll throw the covers back on you and go back to bed, leaving you covered with him.

[babybluebex]

and what if i said i had a daddy and princess chapter to post today? what would you do then?

[lightvixxen]

Perv!Eddie teaching you how to play pool…standing behind you helping you get the positioning right…bending you over so you can get a shot…grinding against him on accident because you needed to reset your footing !!

[diaryofaprettyprincess]

i loved spoiled!meangirl!reader so much, hope you can write more about it, it was so good

since you asked some reqs about perv!eddie i was thinking maybe eddie getting horny at reader in her cheerleader outfit, they're not dating (yet....) so what would he do?

i'd imagine try any possible way to look up her skirt!!

oh, you're walking up the stairs? he's on the floor level trying to look up at the pretty pink panties you have on underneath it.

[corrodedhawkins]

Horny thought of the day: Perv!Eddie watching you undress from the mirror cause he promised he'd turn around and took advantage that your back was to the mirror so he gets the best glimpses he can from the mirror, including looking anywhere but the mirror when you turn around to make sure he isn't looking....

Oh god Perv!Eddie sends me

He’d swear he’s not looking but you know him. You hear him suck in a breath when you pull your shirt off, expecting you to be wearing a bra, but you’re not.

He gets a clear glimpse of your chest when you reach to your side for your pajama shirt, and you can’t help but giggle when you hear him gasp softly when he sees your nipples are hard.

[corrodedhawkins]

Upskirt: Perv!Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

Based on this inspired by @hauntinghawkins

Content warnings: Graphic smut (minors DNI), language, Perv!Eddie, looking up the readers skirt, being deceptive (Perv!Eddie’s specialty), grinding, blow jobs, cum swallowing, face sitting.

“M’lady”, Eddie bows, unlocking the door to his trailer before holding it open for you.

You giggle as you skip up the steps towards him, ponytail swaying as you move.

His head tilts to one side, eyeing your ass as your skirt flutters up as you pass him.

“Whoops”, Eddie lets out an exaggerated sign as he lets his keys slip from his fingers to hit the ground.

He leans over to grab the keys, giving him the perfect view up your skirt.

This isn’t something new for Eddie. He’s perfected his stance over the last few months so he gets the best view without being too obvious.

You’re wearing black lace panties, in what he suspects is a cheeky cut based on the ample amount of flesh peeking out of the fabric. He’s looked at enough Victoria’s Secret catalogues to recognize them.

These might just be his favorite pair yet, though the dark red pair with the bows on the hips from a few weeks ago is a strong contender.

Sometimes, when he’s feeling particularly brave, he’ll even get you to bend over for him.

“Can you grab that for me, babe?”, Eddie will ask as he points at whatever it is he’s let slip from his grasp.

Tonight, he practically throws the lighter from his hand across the room.

He puts his hand on his lower back, making a pained face. “Fucked up my back loading the equipment at the show last night.” A lie, of course. Eddie had stood there and flirted with the bartender as the rest of the band packed everything up.

“Aw”, you coo, bending to pick it up for him, smirking over your shoulder as you catch him staring straight up your skirt.

He gets another eyeful, the lace hugging the curve of your ass so perfectly his mouth practically waters.

“Weren’t the guys helping you?”, you ask as you hand him the lighter.

“Nah, they were trying to flirt with the damn bartender, so. I was on my own loading everything into the van.” He does his best kicked puppy impression, eyes big and sad.

“Oh you poor thing!”, you rest your hand next to his on his lower back. “Do you want me to massage it for you?”

Eddie puts his hand up in protest, “oh no, that’s ok. Don’t worry about me.” He makes sure to wince as he says it, the hand on his lower back kneading his ‘sore’ muscles.

“Don’t be silly, I’m happy to help. Lay down.”

He hides his face in his shoulder and smirks, “you’re too good to me sweetheart.”

Crowding into your space, he gestures for you to come closer. “Here, help me with my shirt first?”

He bites his lip as you help him out of his vest and jacket, your breasts pressing into his chest as you lean up to slip them off of his shoulders.

He stifles a moan when your hand grazes his happy trail as you pull off his t-shirt, the sound turning into a groan of discomfort as he grabs his lower back for show.

Now shirtless, he lays face down on his bed, head pillowed on his forearms.

“Do you have any lotion?”, you ask, eyes scanning over his desk and dresser.

“Bedside table.”

He keeps a huge bottle of lotion next to his bed right alongside a box of Kleenex, you note. Of course he does.

Grabbing the lotion, you dispense a few pumps in your hands before rubbing them together to warm them.

Eddie still jumps at the cold when your hands finally touch his back, dispersing the lotion over his skin before you start to massage.

He knows he’s fucked the second your hands start to move. Instantly hard, he feels his cock kick against the mattress as your hands glide over his back.

Your hands move down his back, “where does it hurt?”

“A little lower”, he directs.

“One sec”, you straddle his ass, your lace covered core grinding into his backside.

You put your hand on his lower back right around where he had been clutching earlier.

“Yeah”, he moans as you dig your fingers into the muscle, grinding your pussy down onto his ass.

He can feel the warmth of your core through his jeans, and he swears you’re wet. His hips grind down into the mattress, cock throbbing against his zipper.

You knead his muscles, hips grinding you down into him with every sweep of your hands.

After a few moment, you decide he’s had enough.

“Turn over”, you swing your leg over his hips to sit on your knees to his side.

“W-what?”, he chokes out.

You pat his leg, “come on. Turn over.”

He huffs out a laugh, brain scrambling to find an excuse as to why he can’t lie face up.

“Eddie.”, you bite out. “Turn. Over.”

He squeezes his eyes shut as he rolls over, jeans tented obscenely. There’s a very obvious wet spot near his zipper.

You smirk, swinging your leg back over his hips to straddle his thighs.

“If I blow you, will you stop looking up my skirt?”

Eddie’s convinced he’s having a stroke. This cannot be happening.

“Yes”, he chokes out. No way in hell, he thinks.

“Great.” You reach for the button on his jeans, undoing it and his zipper before shoving them and his boxers down.

Eddie hisses as the cool air of his room hits his cock, throbbing and practically dripping precum.

You shuffle down to grab the base of his cock, mouth sinking down onto him before he can even register what’s happening.

His hips immediately buck up, tears springing to your eyes as he forces his way into your throat.

Eddie fists the sheets on either side of him, head tipped back as he he lets out a string of low moans.

You can tell he’s close already, his cock already pulsing against your tongue, balls drawn up close to his body.

Grabbing his hips to pin him down as best you can, you swallow, throat contracting around him as he careens over the edge.

Eddie shakes as he cums down your throat, chest heaving as his mouth hangs open in a wordless cry.

Once you’ve swallowed his release, you shimmy out of your panties and straddle him once again. This time, it’s his face.

“My turn”, you murmur, threading your hands into his hair to hold his head still.

When he tips his chin up and pokes out his tongue, you grind yourself down onto him.

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