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jumpscares you with my cat
I have two cats but the younger one gets photographed more so there’s only two photos of the eldest in this😭
#They’re both bio brothers! (Siamese-ragdoll if you wanted to know)#They’re so silly#Except the older one#He distracts me eating a sandwich by knocking something over#And eating ALL of the meat in the sandwich#And for that he is shamed#Booooooooo#cats#ragdoll-Siamese mix#I love cats#scaredy!
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I think this is what their conversations were like
#me and my friend theta were talking about it like#john is the kind of guy to ramble about balance of life and death while hoffman is calling him in the middle of a subway#'do you want italian meats on your sandwich'#'meat.. Curious what we deem to be good meat and bad meat to eat.. Isn't it all meat at the end of the day..?'#'JUST TELL ME THE SANDWICH ORDER OLD MAN JESUS FUCK'#saw#mark hoffman#john kramer#jigsaw#sawposting#scringee mouth
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why's it so funny that in 8x02 transplant it's implied that wilson went vegetarian when house was in prison. i'm imagining him sitting alone in his apartment after the court case with his diabetic cat and wrist cast and just being like hmm. I should stop eating meat
#the heart#house md#i was thinking about this all today i was thinking about wilson saying thanks but ive stopped eating red meat when house like tries to give#him a sandwich what a gay ass way to reject him lmfaoooo
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oh yeahh! i can put sriracha on anything
#my heat tolerance has changed so much since i got parosmia because there's so many important flavours i can't eat anymore#like pretty much anything that's breaded or like. visibly has seasoning. is gonna taste wackazoid#i think because of onions but idk. i also can't have ginger dill celery citrus and sometimes meats and dairy products but not always#and obviously there are tons that i have yet to discover#that i'm probably unknowingly encountering in these ready to eat things#so my diet's mind-numbingly boring#and my opinions on hot sauces and various peppers are getting more positive all the time#i had sriracha mustard and black pepper on a sandwich earlier and honestly it fucked#adam yaps
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this man cornered me when we were alone in the back again and insisted i explain why i never responded to him and i pulled up a polite explanation and rejection in spanish and he backed off but today he purposefully messed up my order :(
#i’m actually really fucking sad#i didn’t eat all day#and he was the one on the station for sandwich toppings and i got a fancy burger and he wrapped it up and everything#and maybe it’s my bad that i didn’t check it till i got home but he literally did not put a single topping on the burger :(#it’s meat cheese and a patty#:(((((((#it’s making me cry :(#personal#it’s not a big thing in the grand scheme but like :(#also i. paid money for that? like sure i get a discount but
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another day another consumption of vegetables
#just me hi#i am warding off the scurvy!! yippee !!!#not that i've ever Had scurvy to be clear. i just like to know i am warding it off 👍#the wizard of Eating Plants (it removes Poison Effect (scurvy))#/didn't realize how nice of a lunch that sandwich i take to work is. it's got the grains it's got the meat it's got the vegetables#what CAN'T she do?#hydrate me. but that is all#OH. AND tomatoes! which are a fruit :3#/alsooo didn't forget my waterbottle thing there today by accident which is dope 💥#left it there like 3 days ago and couldn't pick it up bc the building was closed for new years ;w;#good thing they have a sink there cuz i washed it when i got back but i don't think i rinsed it very well#That or i was smelling the handsoap from the bathroom on my hands when i was taking sips and neither of those sound very cool so !!#//n holy shiz i was falling asleep at one point cuz i didn't sleep right last night KGSFH#lunch break rejuvenated me :3 that and talking w/ flame while i was sitting on the floor behind the desk to do stretches#ten minute stretch breaks are pretty good actually the only thing is that i'm not sure doing splits there is a good idea Lmaooo#i can have normal behaviors when given a small slightly-hidden space and a bit of free time. do you think doing full splits is a good idea🎤#//what else Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#oh i was greatly(minorly) afraid that my mp3 player would die while i was working bc i turned her on and she was on half battery ?#i thought i'd plugged her in last night but apparently not :/ </3#it's alright though we survived. For Now#hfsh#//but YEA what else#i need to write </3 or i'll explode </////3#i have some really cool ideas but MANNNNNNN#i am so bad at. doing the ideas <////////////////////////3#god created me to make stuff and then said Actually. no#which to be honest is fair. for many reasons kfshvhjg#BUT. buttttt gehehgehehg#i do have Ideas#and i gotta do somethin about em so i will probably get around to it... maaabeee
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every time i eat a sandwich with deli meat in it a timer starts and if i dont finish eating it before the timer ends my autism will kick in and remind me that the food in my mouth contains a rubber-adjacent texture and i will immediately be unable to finish the food without gagging. pastrami fatigue
#it sucks when it's a good sandwich cause i'm like Well now i cant eat this without picking all of the meat out of it i guess#tick biz
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Nothing in my life has ever tasted as good as how I imagine cartoon meat that looks like this tastes
#talking tag#orv groundrat meat and yanaspleta stem#literally the only type of meat they eat in one piece#it's funny how in orv when kdj makes bbq skewers they all look like this but when yjh makes skeweres they look like normal ass skewers with#vegetables and everything#it's yjh the only person who has any culinary sense? the real answer is no. kdj is actually capable in the kitchen. the funnier answer is#that yjh was so fed up with being the only person in the universe to have taste buds and maybe a normal sized mouth that he spent an entire#regression turn learning how to perfect his cooking [this part at least is canon] just so he could convince at least one of his companions#to raise their standards and stop eating barely-chopped‚ unseasoned‚ straight off the bone monster meat#i think yjh would refuse to eat an apple unless it was peeled and sliced into cubes with little toothpicks#he wouldnt touch a sandwich until you passed it through a panini press#maybe it has something to do with diligence and intentionally putting effort into something often overlooked#its a lot of effort to cook delicious meals when the world is quite literally falling apart and reshaping itself but in a situation where#he doesnt even have control over his own death‚ he can only treat what he does have control over with the utmost diligence#cooking and eating good‚ healthy‚ SAFE food is something that is entirely his‚ i think#he doesnt need it to survive like fighting. its not a relic of his past that has lost its application like gaming. its a routine‚ a ritual#repeated daily#something that you do every day and by continuing to do it you create things that are more and more enjoyable. something that makes people#smile and feel satiated. something that gets everyone to sit close and share the joy of a single moment. a single meal#is it possible to get tired of that after repeating it so many times? every day? every day every month every year every turn#why doesnt he eat food made by other people?#because its not delicious#and the dumplings?#those were made by someone he loved. someone he loved put their time into mizing the filling and shaping the dough#someone he loves wants him to be safe and fed. and offered him dumplings that they made#was it delicious?
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3:36pm — Monday, May 27, 2024
Lemme just say this— I DONT CARE IF THIS MUNDANE AND STUPID AND NOTHING TERIRBLY SERIOUS TO BE UPSET ABOUT THATS WHY I DDINT POST IT ON MY VENT ACCOUNT IDCCCCCC
All I wanted was to make a sandwich, thats all I’ve been looking forward to all day, and I thought I’d be able to make a sandwich because there’s a half-full jar of mayonnaise and a half full packet of turkey meat in the fridge, and multiple loaves of bread.
Tell me why my fucking mother ate the REST OF THE FUCKING TURKEY MEAT, and now I can’t make a sandwich. Nothing else, JUST the turkey meat. All I wanted was to make a sandwich. I don’t care if it’s ridiculous and hypocritical of me to be mad at her— IM STILL MAD. All I fucking wanted was a sandwich. I fucking hate it here.
#and then she goes ahead and tells me to eat something else#I should be telling that to you#and then she wants to rhetorically ask me: is it okay if I ate all the turkey meat?#I MEAN I GUESS FUCKING SO SINCE YOU ALREADY DID AND NOW THERES NO MEAT LEFT FOR ME TO MAKE A SANDWICH#this is not really a vent more like a rant which is why I didn’t put it in my vent account#dove speaks#rant#tw rant#tw cursing
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How is anyone in this house functional.
#crazy coconuts#my art#dnd#eddie#rehab#<- like the biblical name. ray-hab. like ahab but with an added r#i love her dearly#this is edmund “2am 'meal' because was too anxious to eat all day and he didn't expect anyone to catch him up” lime vs#rehab “heard a Noise and is now investigating + looming because she hasn't registered it as a non threat yet” simons#these characters are the same age.#rehab just holds herself much more confidently than eddie. its the professional maneater stance#eddie is wearing a band shirt for a band i made :] if he dies the band becomes real (in campaign)#its like if a band were an oc. i <3 dionysian nightmare#anyway. she needs to be less paranoid. he needs to be less anxious. the perfect duo.#sorry paris your fridge is going to be Empty by the time this is all over#might make a follow up of them Chilling. they're actually good friends! i promise!#rehab is going to be concerned with the rice. deli meat. and cheese microwave concoction though. maybe just a sandwich#once again. if you want to hear about these characters. feel free to ask~
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haven't been able to cook something rlly good or eat my favorite foods in the way that I like them recently and it's doing horrors for my mental health. I would honestly settle for Kraft mac n cheese and dino nuggies rn (I don't like Kraft brand mac n cheese and much prefer homemade but that's ridiculously expensive and dino nuggies are fine I guess but I prefer something crisper like popcorn chicken or McDonald's nuggets)
#i want spaghetti and homemade meat sauce#i want lovingly made enchiladas#i want thick grilled burgers with crisp and bright lettuce#freshly fried wings in buffalo sauce#pulled pork sandwiches#hashbrowns and chicken fried steak and biscuits and gravy#freshly baked pineapple upside down cake#cheerios with frozen blueberries#bleu cheese and celery sticks#sharp and sweet coke with wet burritos and mexican rice and refried beans#tortilla chips and guac#hot fries that are almost soggy with grease and generously battered and fried fish#mashed potatoes and slowly braised beef with a thick gravy#cheese and carbs and meat and veg#im so. fucking. hungry.#and every time i look in the pantry or the fridge to cook something i can't come up with anything#we have no spices no pasta no cheese no nothing#cuz apparently even pepper is too fucking expensive#im gonna die#im gonna literally die#anyways would like to mention that this is all being caused by a new insurance that has been slowly draining every cent from this family#also my bones hurt im gonna scream and rip someone's face off and fucking eat it#even tho it sounds gross im just rlly mad
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Various images from the past year or so... posting my evil little photo diary collections once again..
#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. one of the billions of pastel sky photos I take and post constnaly because I'm obsessed with the sky lol 2. I got#a gardening mama (like cooking mama) game from a friend a few years ago and don't really play it that much since it's not#as interesting to me in some ways but.. I do like the graphics a lot. It'd be cool if in real life when you did something correclty a bunch#of little rainbows and sparkles appeared in front of you lol. 3. Everyone makes fun of me but this is how I like to have sandwiches#.. basically a salad in between two pieces of bread. barely any meat and cheese but then like 2 inches of lettuce and tomatoes and stuff..#half an entire head of iceberg lettuce on one sandwich... the Cronch... 4. Weird little light colored spider doing a split on the netting#of this strawberry garden. 5. ice creambe... 6. tiny tiny babey strawberry son.. 7. Went to someone's house and they#had this weird channel (I guess for halloween?) where it was like 8 different channels playing at once and you could watch them all#simultaneously (I don't think this is the intended purpose of it I think it's more just to show what's currently airing)#but it's kind of surreal and interesting.. with how on tiktoc and stuff they have those weird sensory overhwleming#videos where its' like 3 videos playing at once with unrelated audio. I wonder if one day people will just watch 8 screens#of tv at once like this after everyone offically has only a 2 second attention span lol. To me its kind of hard to pay attention#to but is an interesting excercise I guess. Like it was a cool challenge to try to watch it all at the same time#8. THE temperature indoors at NIGHT during the late summer........... AUGH.....#9. a pleasant little breakfast of scrambled eggs with green onion. baked salmon. sauteed corn. and a few almonds pecans and pineapple#leftover from making smoothies with it the day before. I eat basically the same rotation of things for every single meal every single#day (like literally I have had the same exact breakfast for about 2 years with zero variation except for special occasion) so whenever I do#actually have the energy to make something different or I have some interesting food for some special occasion reason. I feel more#inclined to document it lol.. like.. oooooo...eggs.. Which are normal to some people. but to me it's like.. wow... revolutionary.. so#different from my usual Scheduled Bland Stomach Problems Safety Gruel lol.#photo diary#spiders tw
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I would assume that misty is going to kill and eat showtunes so I want to forgive her for everything, but since it seems like she just became showtunes 2.0 I simply cannot.
#🐇#yellowjackets#truly it's like with misty they took everything I find annoying in a person and created her I'm so sorry#anyway this was a fun episode lmao loved ben being like what are you gonna do???? eat me???#also like love mari being like and what do you contribute??? girl what do YOU contribute other than bad vibes#she's kind of a total friggin cuntwad 90% of the time I'm tired of it so annoying she's team lottie#also I thought they were out of bear meat when they ate jackie I think that we all need to admit that they just wanted to eat jackie lmao#it's kinda like the time when my sister and I tried the subway diet and we were eating the same sandwich every day like twice a day#and then we both snapped and were like we can't do this we're going to wendy's and I ate a double stack and chicken nuggets and a large#lime coke even though I was trying to stop drinking soda on top of the diet#let's see what else did I enjoy I enjoyed lottie's plotline this week. it's refreshing to see she's horrified with the cannibalism and#does NOT want to go back to it as well as the other girls showing a lot of guilt for it 25 years later imagine that!#felt good to be correct about javi being alive they were just saying that he was surely dead way too many times for me to believe it#excited we finally get adult van she's very hot but also my grandpa's name was van so a little awkward#um yeah that's all I can think of right now
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does anyone else get Really Stressed Out when their food is like a Bunch of Different Stuff all on one plate like i need my food to be just the same ingredients within every bite or else i will explode
#GOOD FOOD: fried rice. dumplings. salad rolls. sushi. pizza unless the ingredients keep falling off in which case BAD!!#sandwich good as long as the ingredients Stay Put and dont try to escape#definitely extra points if the food is easily split into bite sizes w/o being messy#BAD FOOD: noodles that have big toppings that i cant easily eat w the noodles in a balanced ratio in each bite#like fan qie chao dan is yummy and good but sometimes i have it w noodles instead of rice and oh no i cant deal w that at all#stir fry also Bad Food like that is just Ingredience on a Plate . what do u expect me to do . eat them one at a time?#and i dont eat meat much but i have chicken quarters sometimes and it tastes good but its still Bad Food#cause some parts of it taste and feel so different from other parts and theres some parts you just cant eat at all etc its so hard#burger also Very Bad the ingredients keep falling out & i have to eat them separately & sauce gets everywhere on my hands & its just a mess#i have literally cried while eating noodles or burger . so so stressful#if theres like multiple unrelated side dishes on one plate or smth its fine as long as they Dont Mix at all.#am i makign sense . does anyone here get me. idk if im insnae or this is just a normal thing that no one ever talks abt#nvm dumplings cancelled too im eating pork dumplings rn and they Feel Weird#but for a different reason i think#still Bad
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yay I can eat again!!
#Lias talks#I could barely eat anything while sick especially meat#I ate some chicken pie last night and was fine no nausea at all#and I'm eating a chicken sandwich from work. Hopefully it'll be fine#food mention
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Among all of the grey roads, how do you know that this grey road is the correct grey road, how do you know that the signs aren’t lying to you? How do you know that?
#real thoughts I had as I made what must have been the most tedious road trip of my life#but it is all worth it. I am home now and i celebrated by eating a sandwich. real meat on bread!
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