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micro continuation of the previous picture :)
#landoscar#because someone said they thought if they kept scrolling#there might be more#and i'm like#well that's an idea#and here we are
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sorry, saw someone on reddit talking about how they "had" to kill shadowheart because they were playing a "good" character and she was "evil" and i'm like
not to make her too much of a little meow meow, but this little bitch wants to be good so much that Shar had to put a shock collar on her when she was like seven and like 40 years later it's still not working great
#shadowheart#bg3 spoilers#she thinks she's this badass stone cold shar worshiper until she sees a dog#eta: also seeing people in that thread complaining that the DC to persuade her not to kill Nightsong is so high even if you're romancing he#and i'm like#can't relate#didn't have to roll#kept my mouth shut and trusted that she didn't really want to kill Nightsong#and SHE DIDN'T#I WAS SO PROUD OF HER
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There's something very compelling to me about how Vax and Vex are the Apollo/Artemis trope with a twist. Vex is a huntress and she uses bow and arrows, but while Artemis is goddess of the moon and chaste, Vex is very sensual and ends up under the protection of the sun god. Vax is a theater kid and he's charming, with that main character energy and poetic destiny. But unlike Apollo he's dark and connected to shadows and death. He's also very devoted to a woman who will eventually become a tree.
#critical role#vax'ildan#vex'ahlia#tlovm#cr campaign 1#vox machina#i spend most of my days in museums now so i see all these statues of apollo and artemis#and I'm like#that would be great reference for vax and vex art#but i love how their character archetype is familiar#but also feels very new
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#mlp#mlp infection au#infection au#mlp Pinkie Pie#G1 Surprise#personal art#I need u guys to understand#that I keep wanting to draw other stuff#and I'm like#opening the canvas#and things just happen#anyway#:)
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I'm too forgiving. I know.
#iykyk#ptw#->#i was out with this guy#like a friend guy#and he said he was gay#but when we were like just walking around town he started making these weird comments yknow#and i was like#are you into me?#and he was like#no but if i was straight I would be#and i'm like#hmm#bcs we were just friends#he's a bit younger than i am#like 5 years or so#and then at one point he tried to kiss me#“for fun”#he said later#fuck you#read the room#i was already so fed up with him before that bcs he really was pushing my buttons and just being annoying#and i told him to chill the fuck down#and then aftER THAT#he tried to kiss me#and then we talked about boundaries and stuff#and he said he understood#and then a little later#HE DID IT AGAIN
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Monkey MK: "There's something inside you, that you can't control. You know what you are, deep down. A beast, a monster—harbinger of chaos! This thing, that wants to hurt, that wants to destroy, that wants chaos! You're so terrified to let it out! But the truth is, you like it. It makes you feel strong. It's who you are!"
(5x04 The Storm Within)
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Nine: "No, I told you, I get out either way! But, I have had enough of control, enough of watching people put themselves in cages! Of...watching them push away the chaos, when the chaos is what makes them who they are!"
(5x09 Sacrifice)
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*sweats*
#*cough* didn't uh#Didn't realize these were so on the nose as parallels. Like that each line is the opposite of the other#oh we're fucked in s6#oh hello#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk parallels#lmk theme: identity#lmk MK#lmk Nine#lmk spoilers#lmk s5#*cough*.....eamk for s6.....in a way. In the way that matters to me#Like I've been thinking about the difference between like#Yellowtusk wanting to believe in Azure (''But at the cost of the world?'') and the gang wanting to believe in MK#and how there really is no difference. but YT's belief was framed as ''bad'' and the gang's was framed as ''good''#''I'm sorry pal. But ain't nothin` worth that price!'' uhuh and then it was. Pigsy u little hypocrite#everyone was happier to die with MK than to live without him??? Because they are insane???#and I'm like#bro#the rammies#the rammies next season bro#like MK. MK did kinda choose his friends over the GUARANTEED safety of the world.#He's so funny like that#I just am assuming the open door to chaos is going to have rammies
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proud hater of the relationship hierarchy
#i have thoughts#aroace#aromantic#fUCK THAT !!!#and before everyone comes in saying that i'm just saying that bc im single — i HAVE A GF. SO DONT PULL THAT SHIT.#but i HATEEEE the fact that romance is held higher than romance like what the fuck#it makes me actuallly so mad like#i have these friends that say ily to me but then TURNN TO THEIR PARTNER#AND SAY “i love you more though bc we're dating“#and i'm like#WHAT ???#sort of vent not really though
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siat ch 33 progress report: 5k
#god there are several things in this chapter that i've been building up for YEARS#and i'm like#trying to get it right and suffering a little bit lol#progress report
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if the plan in season 4 was to:
save max
2. clear eddie's name
3. and defeat vecna
...i would say they failed miserably.
#you would think this is obvious to everyone but i just saw a tweet that started with “[character]´s plan worked because”#and i'm like#it didn't work; that's the point#when mike said “she has never lost like this before” he was referring to el but it applied to everyone#byler#<<< target audience
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rant about proshipping because it's 1 am and i can't sleep and i can't find a good fucking fanfiction website and i'm just so fucking sick of everything.
just to preface this i'm not an "anti". just anti-leaning. i'm shipcourse unaligned because i find this type of discourse really pointless and anger inducing. like why the fuck do i have to tell grown ass adults (i'm literally not joking there are people in their fucking forties believing this shit) that shipping a child and their dad is not ok. like what.
ok preface done. now the rant.
i find all of proshitters' takes on stuff really weird. like what do you mean fiction doesn't affect reality? if fiction doesn't affect really, then how the fuck did the january 6 riots happen? i can assure you that the reason they were there was not because there was actual election fraud. if fiction doesn't affect reality, then queer and racial representation in fiction doesn't matter. like people realize that, right? or am i just out of my mind? clearly you can understand how pedophilia and incest in fiction can affect people if you can understand how representation of minorities in fiction can affect people. there can't possibly be people that dense, right? even aside from children and minors reading that shit, pedophiles reading it can make them consider not getting help for their paraphilia and just jacking off to the porn you oh-so-graciously have given them. like does that not make you uncomfortable beyond words?
or their other argument saying that people shouldn't care what others ship? like am i overreacting to be incredibly uncomfortable around people who actively ship minors and adults? why do people even do that in the first place? don't give me that coping mechanism crap, there are *much* more better and efficient coping mechanisms than writing about pedophilia, like writing about the feelings you felt or talking about it with someone. i went through something very similar, but i didn't have to write pedophilic shit and post it on ao3, so why would you have to?
like you are harming people with this crap. you are giving predators something to hide behind. you are giving people who draw problematic things, not even related to weird ships (like people who draw racist and other bigoted things), something to hide behind. you are giving creeps a platform and ultimately helping them in getting their behavior normalized. do you not see the problem with this?
do i, a teenager, need to tell an adult, a person in their mid-forties, that condoning pedophilia and incest, even fictional, is problematic?
rant over. feel free to send death threats or try to tell me to support creeps in the replies or even my askbox. or don't. your choice.
#fern gets angry#fern gets serious#swearing#tw proship#tw pedophila mention#tw incest mention#anti proship#anti proshitter#anti proshipper#hopefully this post will be one of the only posts i make about these freaks#just a quick backstory on why i made this post because if you're still reading you're probably really into this post#i was just minding my own business looking for some good fanfiction of my blorbos#when suddenly i come across ao3#and i'm like#“oh i've heard of that and my friends use it so maybe i should try it”#so i did#but then i realized that all of the authors on there were proship#(at least the ones i came across)#and i was like “what? why?”#then i realized that it was the proship site#which really sucks because the best fics were there#yeah i hate life#and proshits#anyway backstory done#fern.og
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haven't written a long fic in like half a decade (which is insane in itself) but it's quite literally sending me how my study habits, which my friends always make fun of, are also shown in my writing habits because how have i not finished writing the 2nd chapter yet and i'm already working on chapter 3 like ?? 😭
#my friends & i call this the zig zag method#because my friends will ask me how far i am#and i'm like#uhhhhh#well i've done a bit of this and that but skipped whats in between and need to go back to the first chapter later blah blah blah#and they're like ....what#but hey it's worked for me this far
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I think that perhaps when I was born I was cursed by a witch to always write way too much.
#author posting#i'm so sorry the update is coming i swear#i'm just smoothing over some transitions#and i'm like#hmmm#i could add a bit more flavor here#i promise it'll be soon
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It's always funny when I see a Good Omens post that mentions Michael, and I have that beat or two of genuinely not knowing whether they mean the angel Michael or Michael Sheen, 10/10 cognitive dissonance experience, love that shit.
#it's like fuck michael#and I'm like#is it bc Michael is an asshole of an angel#or is Michael Sheen being an incorrigible tease on the internet again#good omens#michael sheen#fandom life
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you know, I can pronounce ALL the ship names for Jean correctly.
jerejean. Kevjean, jeaneil, kerejeandreil whatever.
but Jeanee.
that one haunts me.
why.
#my posts#my brain literally sees just that one and is like JEENIEE#and I'm like#.... of all the ones.... NEITHER OF THEIR NAMES SOUND LIKE THAT BITCH????#aftg#tsc#Jean Moreau#Renee Walker
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Please send Pedros. Either that, or come hear my tale of whoa and laugh at me.
be me
SO at the cabin, don't know when he's gonna be home
take my favorite vibrating thingamabob and go into the bedroom to have some alone activities
can see the back gate from the bed, can hear if he drives up the driveway (back alley), must be in the yard to see into our bedroom
alone activities are not always quiet activities
finishing up and hear the gate open SEE the gate open
that was weird, didn't hear SO's truck
jump off the bed and get into the shower
(in this house alone activities are not crossed with partnered activities for reasons)
shower
get out of shower and welcome the SO home from the cabin.
"hey, do you know when [friend] is coming over?" i ask (friend is coming over today for help with some recording with SO and graphic design with me but we haven't set a time)
him "she was just here."
"WHAT"
him "she was in the studiogarage."
"she was just WAITING?"
him "yeah."
"i was HOME. and she didn't come to the door?"
him "why are you so mad about this?"
"is she there now???"
him "no, we did the recording and she left."
!!!!
"but...I was supposed to help her with her designs! did you know she was coming?"
him "yeah, she texted me."
"AND YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT TO TELL ME WHAT TIME SHE WAS COMING BY?"
him "it's not a big deal..."
"dude I was MASTURBATING."
him "oh. OH...."
"YEAH, DUDE"
in conclusion.
3 people learned a valuable lesson today about communication.
#then he asked me#what are you doing for the rest of the day#and i'm like#i dunno#digging my grave#dying in embarassment
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