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*claps excitedly* ooh yay. so, i know the prompt is a rose for a single sentence, but i'm gonna throw in a bonus couple sentences because i can.
this is from an unfinished Luke/Mara one-shot that i have been meaning to finish, but you know, life. the prompt/trope that inspired this was "accidental marriage".
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“Mara, I’m sorry. If it makes you feel any better, it’s not likely that Magistrate Viijaamn isn’t going to spread my blunder across the galaxy. He’s not the type.”
“‘Not the type,’” Mara mocked. “It doesn’t matter if he’s not the type. He’ll contact someone in the New Republic, who will share it with someone, who will then share it with someone else, and before you know it, your sister is inviting me to Life Day parties, and Karrde will be on my ass about keeping this supposed marriage hidden from him. Not for keeping secrets mind you, but because I deprived him of the opportunity to give a truly detestable wedding gift.”
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shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set
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Blame eechytooru for Beta Wally taking up so much free real estate in my mind. And blame work for as to why I am posting...MORE sketches. But! These were some Wally practice cause I'm never happy with how I draw him but also just...ya know. *Gestures to the art
Anyway. Beta Wally am I right? Yea??? Yea....
....Yea
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plotholes in season 4 i really don't understand now i've digested the season please feel free to explain or add your own:
- sparrow academy and especially sloane just being forgotten, luther just seeming to magically get over his wife disappearing and not fighting in any way shape or form to find her or get back to a timeline with her in it
- especially as they show discovery of the phoenix academy you think five would mention that a timeline with sloane must exist out there
- ben being teased on the subway train at the end of season 3 but just??? never showing up??? was that an alternative timeline?
- allison doing everything last season motivated by the idea of being able to get to claire and ray only for ray to apparently leave her with zero elaboration as to why or what happened
- making fatphobic jokes towards diego but actually he takes his shirt off and is still ripped as fuck?
- upon regaining their powers luther getting his ape body back which??? literally had nothing to do with his marigold related powers it was because of an accident on a previous timeline?
- lila getting laser beam eye powers seemingly from nowhere, but it's not as if this was ever addressed because she could still mimic powers (see: her using five's time travel ability)
- very limited use of powers, there were a few cool moments in episode 2 but ultimately it felt like there was no need to even get them back as they rarely showcased them (with the exception of five's getting them stuck)
- klaus throwing his marigold onto a passing man but this never getting any exploration
- never explaining why jennifer was in a giant squid
- never explaining why jennifer got locked up in a safe
- ben apparently never discussing with klaus how he died???
- ben and jennifer not realising that the entire motel had blown up around them including murdering flocks of birds and staff when they checked out?
- entire five/lila plotline but also five figuring out how to leave and not saying anything when he has always been the first to want to get back and protect his family
- lila apparently hating bracelets despite the fact that diego making lila a bracelet and it keeping them linked was such a big plotpoint it was used as a teaser in previous seasons (and the bead bracelet just disappearing)
- lila being so intent on saving her family and the kids by sending them to the subway and on an alternative timeline but only one 'true' timeline can survive anyway which would erase the subway
- the kids existing when the parents that created them don't
- the entire show being for nothing in that the umbrellas do not even exist anymore
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"It's just a silly comedy," I think to myself, "I'm not going to get brain worms about it," I insist, ignoring the fact that I am the getting-brain-worms-about-silly-comedies person
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SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S A FUCKING. BIG ASS. RASHOMON SHIELD. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE AKUTAGAWA HAS LEARNT TO PROTECT RATHER THAN TO ATTACK. I NEED TO SEE A THERAPIST
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