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A brief synopsis of “A New Dawn”

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just a slay alien Donovan Desmond ✌👽🪩

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god, just thinking how triggering this probably was. still used to it, of course, but a former soldier's still a former soldier

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FNAF Helpy draws Michael the best he can,,

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Movie ooting

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fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.

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greenterrier made me read these books. i like her.

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Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, F/M

Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)

Relationships: Loid Forger | Twilight & Franky Franklin, Anya Forger & Franky Franklin, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess

Characters: Franky Franklin, Loid Forger | Twilight, Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Anya Forger

Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Humor, or at least an attempt, This is borderline crack, Post-Identity Reveal Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, but franky doesn't know that

Language: English

Words: 1,244

Summary:

Franky's been invited to dinner at the Forger's. It's a confusing experience.

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authors! go to your ao3 dashboard, click on statistics, look at your totals and tell me how many hits you have?

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i can't believe that i literally just typed out the sentence "the sun orbited the earth" with absolute complete sincerity before my brain kicked in and remembered that that is in fact not the way it goes.

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i hope you write (i hope we both write)

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Suddenly I'm holding the world in my arms

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of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Penelope must have known that Odysseus was a little insane when she married him I mean. Like they got married and he was like haha babe wait before we have our wedding night I gotta show u something. And then he takes her like. Across the island. To the area where she first met him and he’s built a palace there! Which takes years! Wow! And she’s like omg that’s so sweet and he’s like that’s not even the best part! Look! And they go inside. And the place she’s going to fuck this man for the very first time—he has not even gotten pussy yet, this man is in pussy deficit no post-nut clarity available and it shows—is a bed CARVED OUT OF A LIVING TREE. And she’s like hey dude what’s up with that and Odysseus is like. Oh! That’s the olive tree where we first met! I turned it into a bed and then I built a palace around it. And she’s like. I can’t not fuck this little freak.