#And Diana's aunt

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny is Wonderbat's kid

So! Danny has known that he was adopted since he could remember. His parents never hid that fact, and always told him the story of how they found him abandoned in the Woods as a baby.

He was always somewhat curious about who his real parents were, but he never really put much stock into that little curiosity. After all, Jack and Maddie were his Parents, and nothing would ever change that.

Until one day when he is Training with Pandora and she notices that he resembles somebody she knows very closely. As in, he looks almost exactly like her if she was born as a male.

So, unbeknownst to Danny, she contacts Clockwork and asks him to confirm. He confirms this, and offhandedly mentions thay Danny has never met his mother and is curious about her.

A little while later, she is having Tea with her niece Diana and just as she is about to leave back to the Afterlife, she off-handedly mentions, "Also you should come around to visit one of these days, Ancients know your Son would love to meet you!".

And Diana has a Heart Attack. Because she did have a Son, with Bruce, but he was stolen away when he was born and she didn't know if he had survived or not.

Before she can ask Pandora to elaborate, she leaves. And now Diana has to wrap her head around the fact that her very much dead aunt has actually met her Missing Son.

So she thinks Danny is Dead. She thinks that he was killed after being kidnapped as a baby and that he found his way to his Great Aunt in thr Afterlife.

And now she has to tell Bruce

[jesterraconteuse]

Hal Jordan finding out about Nightwing: YOU. You have a *kid*?

Batman: well... Technically he's my oldest and age of majority... But he's still my kid.

Hal Jordan: OLDEST? YOU HAVE MORE? 2? 3?

Batman visibly annoyed:... 6... Legally.

Hal Jordan: I'm going home. This has single handedly killed my willpower for a week, I need to process this.

Later....

Superman: Ah so you finally found out. I'm proud of him honestly, good to see he's willing to bond with others again.

Hal Jordan: You knew?

Superman: ...His kids basically call me Uncle Supes. I've babysat. I was around when he still just had Nightwing

WW: They're so cute! Children of such strength and bravery. Not to mention his dog, his cat, his cow... His son has animals even I've never seen before!

Hal Jordan: I've had enough.

And Hal hasn't even learned about his crime fighting cousin, batwing, Oracle, bluebird, Spoiler, and of course Jarro.

Note: everyone knows Supes is a father, he's the dad to talk your ear off about it but he's too nice with too much country charm for anyone to say anything about it. WW and Martian Manhunter are the only ones who listen absolutely intently.

[ptsinkbaby]

the people' princesses serving unmatched cuntology living in my head

[lizardpersonyknow]

No Ok this is very out of left field but Tim would absolutely collect completely unnecessary blackmail on the justice league just in case there's another timeline incident where nobody believes him. Even if they don't believe it the majority has been blackmailed to say they do

[no-where-new-hero]

*So little known you had to buy a shitty/ancient edition just to own it. I’m considering Dogsbody, Fire and Hemlock, and Tale of Time City “well-known” by this rubric because they had recent reprint editions accessible in many US bookstores/Amazon, which is why I left them out!

[zer0point5ive]

it’s the picture of diana in lawrence’s wallet with her arms wrapped around a dog, it’s the horse riding awards in her bedroom and and the snake toy she has draped over her headboard .. it’s adam who wanted so badly to be a vet, adam who loves cats and brings them saucers of milk despite there being barely anything in his fridge .. it’s them bonding over their love of animals, diana showing adam her amazing animal facts book and adam asking for one every time he sees her, it’s adam saving up his own money so he can surprise her with a trip to the zoo for their next adam-and-diana day when lawrence and alison are at work and need someone to watch her, it’s him taking his camera, getting pictures of her with her favorite animals and developing them, it’s diana telling adam she wants to be a vet when she grows up and him getting excited, grabbing lawrence’s stethoscope when diana says she wants to play vets and taking his job oh so seriously when diana says that he’s gotta be her assistant, it’s .. its ..

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

Dick doesn’t realize how ridiculous his life is until he’s arguing with Bruce about the length of his shorts and turns around and casually says “back me up Wonder Woman”

[violent138]

Diana, very smug, pointing out random places in the Watchtower

[fellow-nerd]

As I've been reading through the Anne of Green Gables book series and watching the original film series that started in the 80s, I think ive cracked the code on the main difference between those two and the Netflix series Anne with and E.

Both the books and the moves really give off the feeling of snapshots through Anne's life. Oftentimes there are transitions from one point in Anne's life to another point years or months away. I understand why it is this way but I was often finding myself being like "erm wait a minute" she finished queens already?! Or in the second movie I was like hang on I'm sorry she has her BA already didn't she just agree to go back to college like ten minutes ago. This is really my only nitpick with the movies, they just kinda jump around and don't always give good lead up/explanation to it.

This is extremely juxtaposed with Anne with an E, where so much time is spent on one specific period of Anne's life. The show is just about her finding her place in Avonlea and going to school. No college, no Redmond, or a bunch of proposals. Just a coming of age story about a young girl growing into a teenager ready to take on life. So much more time is devoted to showing her connection with the Cuthberts, Diana, and Gilbert, and also literally everyone else. ESPECIALLY AUNT JOSEPHINE LIKE PUT SOME RESPECT ON HER NAME LUCY MAUD MONTGOMERY. jk jk I just... really love aunt Josephine ok

I could cook up a whole essay but to sum up books/movies snapshot of anne throughout her whole life, great moral lessons and insane plots but very jumpy aroundy. Netflix version: focused on one time of Anne and devoted to great character development

[rubydubydoo122]

Ok, so I know in Dark Knights of Steel, all of the Robins met each other on the streets… but like… did they all have to? It changes their age gaps and what makes elements of their characters unique to them, so I’m going to fix it so it stays similar to canon.

First, with Dick. You can keep his circus background. You can keep the murder of his parents. Maybe an individual with magic casts a beam at his parents and they die. And Bruce sees himself in Dick that he takes him in. And Dick trains to be a knight from the moment he’s in the castle because he wants to protect the kingdom.

You can also keep Jason’s background, but him and Cass being family friends (Willis Todd having that connection with Lady Shiva) but Jason is recently orphaned and Cass is running away from David Cain. They have to steal to survive, but if they have extra, they try to help out other kids their age. They then meet Steph, who saves them from her Dad, (idk what was going on tho— he was probably trying to steal what they stole or smth) and they’re all really close. Maybe they meet Duke. Maybe they don’t. Who know

Jason steals from a Bruce who’s in disguise, and Bruce takes him in, but Jason’s like ‘wait! I have a friend’ and Bruce takes in the rest of them. (Not Steph, because Steph has parents, but she gets free training as a knight)

Tim comes from a noble family, so I would like to think they run the same circles, but they all stray to get to know each other in training.

Damian is a surprise baby. Like usual.

[fizziedoodle]

The WIZ

directed by Sidney Lumet

starring Diana Ross, Michael Jakson, Nipsey Russel, & Ted Ross.

[blooms-in-april]

I need the fic where the Amazon Penthesilea, against the wishes of Queen Hippolyta, leads the Amazons to the defense of their allies in Troy. Her thirteen year old niece, Diana, stows away on one of the war ships to see Man's World. Young Diana bouncing Astyanax on her knee as Andromache smiles. Young Diana taunting Patroclus across the battlefield. Young Diana returning from a skirmish asking, "Where's Briseis?" Young Diana watching as Hector, the first man she's ever really known, puts on his helmet and leaves for battle, never to return.

Young Diana letting Helen, her half sister, cradle her face in her hands and smile. "You will be beautiful, Diana," she says, "As beautiful as I am," and Diana feels that curse upon her, the curse of being a woman and beautiful. Young Diana pulling Achilles spear from her aunt's fallen body, eyes streaming with tears.

"You can't kill me," he says. His eyes are already dead.

"I don't care." she says, and lets the rage sing through her. When she returns to her island, she sits in the surf, letting the waves wash over her again and again, trying to wash the blood clean

Wonder Woman's first experience outside of her island is Steve Trevor and his airplane. Diana first saw Man's World as a child soldier of the Trojan War on the losing side.

[calummss]

i don’t care what anyone says, diana barry is a lesbian. her face when she realised aunt jo and gertrude weren’t just friends? her mind conflicted by the fact it’s morally wrong? diana saw herself in aunt jo and realised that maybe it wasn’t wrong to begin with. her messing with jerry? yeah that’s comphet

[capybaraonabicycle]

Anne: I want to be like you: Unmarried because I don't give a shit about romance.

Josephine: Anne, I'm a lesbian. And my wife just died.

[jellyfishcandyy]

Aunt Josephine is soo cool rich aunt and im soo here for it

[smww4ever]

Queen Hippolyta, her sisters (Diana’s aunties) and young Diana: Reimagined.