#All I the Family

[glfry]

Hi guys

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

[martyrbat]

the memes and jokes about biden dropping out are all great but PLEASE dont turn away and forget the victims of him directly funding a genocide. these are real people that are still being impacted by his cruelty, their tragedies are still ongoing and they need our support more than ever.

if I can suggest a Palestinian family to support, I'll highly recommend Yusuf and his family—who has been vetted for [here]. The GoFundMe breaks down the costs, including the urgent need for an eight year old child to have a kidney replacement, but only €8,404 is currently needed for his family to pay crossing and coordination fees!!

[ruporas]

early party (ID in alt)

[donothello]

click for better quality/enlarged images!

and they'll be together forever! :]

foreshadowing

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[tuttle-did-it]

'Who Killed JB Fletcher?' Murder She Wrote

Margaret O’Brien (starred in Tenth Avenue Angel (1948) with Angela Lansbury, was also in Meet me in St Louis, Journey for Margaret, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Marcus Welby MD, Love, American Style, Adam-12, Ironside, Little Women, Tenth Avenue Angel, Big City, The Canterville Ghost, Jane Eyre, Madam Curie)

Marie Windsor (starred in the Three Musketeers with Angela Lansbury, also The Killing, The Day Mars Invaded Earth, The Narrow Margin, Salem’s Lot, Fantasy Island, The Incredible Hulk, Lou Grant, Freaky Friday 1976, Adam 12, Alias Smith & Jones, Gunsmoke, The Pirate, Force of Evil, The Big Street)

Terry Moore (starred in Angela’s first movie Gaslight, 1944, Peyton Place, Mighty Joe Young, True Detective, The Love Boat, Batman 67, My Three Sons, City of Fear, Burk’s Law, A Private’s Affair)

Janet Blair (The Black Arrow Strikes, That Mad Mr Jones, I Love Trouble, My Sister Eileen, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, The Smith Family, The Outer Limits, Also, this was her final role)

Betty Garrett (All in the Family, Laverne & Shirley, On the Town, Take Me Out to the Ball Game, Becker, Grey’s Anatomy, The Love Boat)

Jane Withers (Giant, Bright Eyes, Handle with Care, Imitation of Life, Little Miss Nobody, Rascals, Were in the Army Now, Alfred Hitchcock Hour, The Munsters, Love Boat, Hart to Hart)

s7 E14 aired Feb 10, 1991

[rebisrot]

MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT GRAVITY FALLS IS THE HAPPY ENDING!! STAN REMEMBERS!! FIDDLEFORD FORGIVES!! PACIFICA HAS FRIENDS!! SOOS BECOMES MR. MYSTERY!! THE TWINS HAVE A BANGING BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!! DIPPER GETS A MEMENTO FROM WENDY!! MABEL GETS TO KEEP WADDLES!! STAN AND FORD MAKE UP AND SAIL AWAY ON THE STAN O' WAR II!! THE WORLD ALMOST ENDED!! BUT IT DIDN'T!! AND WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD IT IS!!!!

[stickyvoidpaper]

Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Afton kids deserved better in FNAF..

[smartshipfriday]

dc fans how we feeling

edit: IT WAS FAKE ANOTHER LEAK IS OUT IM SO SORRY GUYS

FINAL UPDATE (hopefully): he DID die but because of a ‘Lazarus Fluid’ was brought back to life real quick (as in by the end of the issue)

[sourkreem]

birthday hangout!! they went to jasons favourite shitty diner afterwards :)

not him eating a very sugary burger fondant cake

[valtsv]

are we still doing this because i have a late submission

[sanjiaftersex]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[heyyallitssatan]

I like to think that Batman’s suit is really heavy

Like, the thing obviously Kevlar weave, with lots of armour reinforced bits, not to mention all of the gear and gadgets and tools he has on his person, I mean, anything he’s ever thought he may need, anything he’s been mid fight thinking that a particular tool would be useful, he has it somewhere, probably a few of them

And all the kids too, they’re equally equipped even if they don’t necessarily look it

So I like to imagine that some of the heroes decided they should do a costume switch for fun

The bats agreed, and the best part wasn’t them being weirded out like they thought they’d be, unmasked and all that, no, they couldn’t care less, instead everyone else is freaking out about how heavy the bats costumes are

How the hell do they do impossible feats of acrobatics wearing shit like this

Even the supers think it’s excessive, and they have super strength

The bats all take the opportunity to try some of their moves without the weight, given that they work out wearing even more weight

Turns out they can flip and jump and move in even more insane ways than anyone thought possible and everyone is more terrified than they were a few minutes ago

Everyone decides the bats are better with their gadgets