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Bad movie I have Furry Vengeance 2010
#Furry Vengeance#Brendan Fraser#Ricky Garcia#Eugene Cordero#Patrice O'Neal#Jim Norton#Brooke Shields#Matt Prokop#Billy Bush#Ken Jeong#Angela Kinsey#Samantha Bee#Toby Huss#Alice Drummond#Skyler Samuels#Gerry Bednob#Alexander Chance#Dee Bradley Baker#Brett Ainslie#Charlie Alejandro#Irene Doukas Behrman#Alex Bussell#John Cleary#Christopher J. Davis#Paul DeSimone#Susan Farese#Rich Foster#Chris Fries#Lara Fury#Alexander 'Alex' Garde
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DOWLAND // 'In Darkness Let Me Dwell' by Alexander Chance and Toby Carr
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Love this semi-staged version of John Blow’s masque-tragedy!
And let’s take a couple of moments to savor Alexander Chance in WINGS:
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it’s not “attractive boy of the month”. i fall in love and hold them dear all at once. doesn’t matter if i discover another one. they are all my sweethearts.
#better chances of marrying one of em 🥰 right? right….#penn badgley#nicholas chavez#cooper koch#aaron taylor johnson#joe alwyn#tom blyth#richard madden#nicholas alexander chavez#ryan gosling#tom glynn carney#i actually need a good ol’ lobotomy
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If I get a nickel for every blorbo whos a tall dark haired man with red eyes, broody af and a pack leader of other infected I'd get 2 but it's kinda impressive that it only happened twice.
#my art#alexander kozachenko#alex j mercer#alex mercer#it seems i have a type#a protoTYPE if you will-#prototype 2009#re damnation#ngl i think sasha would have better chances of survival with the mercer virus than the purposefully defective plaga
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Bankruptcy is very, very good
On THURSDAY (June 20) I'm live onstage in LOS ANGELES for a recording of the GO FACT YOURSELF podcast. On FRIDAY (June 21) I'm doing an ONLINE READING for the LOCUS AWARDS at 16hPT. On SATURDAY (June 22) I'll be in OAKLAND, CA for a panel and a keynote at the LOCUS AWARDS.
There's a truly comforting sociopathy snuggled inside capitalism ideology: if markets are systems for identifying and rewarding virtue, ability and value, then anyone who's failing in the system is actually unworthy, not unlucky; and that means the winners are not just lucky (and certainly not merely selfish), but actually the best and they owe nothing to their social inferiors apart from what their own charitable impulses dictate.
It's an economic wrapper around the old theological doctrine of providence, whereby God shows you whom he favors by giving them wealth and station, and marks out the wicked by miring them in poverty. And like the religious belief in providence, the capitalist belief in meritocracy is essential to resolving cognitive dissonance: it lets the fed winners feel morally justified in stepping over the starving losers.
The debate over merit and luck has been with us for millennia, and even the hereditary absolute monarchs of the Bronze Age had to find a way to resolve it. For the rulers of antiquity, the way to square that circle was jubilee.
Bronze Age jubilees were periodic celebrations in which all debts were canceled. Different kingdoms had different schedules for jubilees, but imagine some mix of "every x years" and "every time a new ruler takes the throne" and "every time something really portentous happens." To modern sensibilities, the idea that we would simply wipe away all debts every now and again is almost inconceivable. Why would any society practice jubilee? More importantly, how could a ruler get the wealthy creditor class to countenance a jubilee, rather than seeking a revolutionary overthrow?
The best answers to this question can be found in the scholarship of historian Michael Hudson, who has written extensively on the subject. Hudson doesn't just write for a scholarly audience, he's also a fantastic communicator with a real commitment to bringing his research to lay audiences:
https://michael-hudson.com/
Hudson's most famous saying is "debts that can't be paid, won't be paid." It's in this dense little nugget that we can find the answer the the riddle of jubilee:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/09/29/jubilance/#debt
Let's start with a simple model of debt and credit in an agricultural society. In agricultural societies, everything exists downstream of farming, which is the core activity of the civilization. If the farmers succeed, everyone can eat, and that means they can do all the other things, all the not-farming work of your society.
To farm successfully, you need credit. Farmers enter the growing season in need of inputs: seed, fertilizer, labor; they need still more labor during the harvest. Without some way to acquire these inputs before the farmer has a crop that can pay for them, there can be no crop.
No wonder, then, that the earliest "money" we have a record of is ancient Babylonian credit ledgers that record the debts of farmers who borrow against the next crop to pay for the materials and labor they'll need to grow it. Debt, not barter, is the true origin of money. The fairy tale that coin money arose spontaneously to help bartering marketgoers facilitate trade has no historical evidence, while Babylonian ledgers can be seen in person in museums all over the world.
Farming requires an enormous amount of skill, but even the most skillful farmer is a prisoner of luck. No matter how good you are at farming, no matter how hard you work, no matter how carefully you plan, you can still lose a harvest to blight, drought, storms or vermin.
So over time, every farmer loses a crop. When that happens, the farmer can't pay off their debts and must roll them over and pay them off with future harvests. That means that over time, the share of each harvest the farmer has claim to goes down. Thanks to compounding interest, no bumper crop can erase the debts of the bad harvests.
That means that, over time, "farmer" becomes a synonym for "debtor." Farmers' productive output is increasingly claimed by the rich and powerful. No matter how badly everyone needs food, the whims of the hereditary creditor class come to dictate the country's agricultural priorities. More ornamental flowers for the tables of the wealthy, fewer staple crops for the masses. "Creditor" and "debtor" no longer describe economic relations – they become hereditary castes.
That's where jubilee comes in. Without some way to interrupt this cycle of spiraling debt, society becomes so destabilized that the system collapses:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/07/08/jubilant/#construire-des-passerelles
In other words: debts that can't be paid, won't be paid. Either you wipe away the farmers' debts to the creditor class, or your society collapses, and with it, the political relations that made those debts payable.
Jubilee is long gone, but that doesn't mean that debts that can't be paid will get paid. Modern society has filled the jubilee gap with bankruptcy, a legal process for shriving a debtor of their debts.
Bankruptcy takes many forms. The most important split in bankruptcy types is between elite bankruptcy and the bankruptcy of the common person. The limited liability company was created to allow people with money to pool their funds to back corporations without being responsible for their debts. This "capital formation" is considered "efficient" by economists because it creates the backing for big, ambitious projects, from colonizing and extracting the wealth of distant lands (Hudson's Bay Company) to spinning up global manufacturing supply chains (Apple).
Limited liability means that companies can take on debt without exposing their investors to risks beyond their capital stake. If you buy $1,000 worth of Apple stock, that's all you stand to lose if Apple makes bad decisions. Apple may rack up billions in liabilities – say, by abusing its subcontractor workforce – but Apple's owners aren't on the hook for it.
Economists like this because it means that you can invest in Apple without having to be privy to its daily management decisions, which means that Apple can accumulate huge pools of capital, "lever them up" by borrowing even more, and then put all that money to work on R&D, product development, marketing, and, of course, "incentives" for key employees and managers.
But limited liability also does a lot of work in the political sphere. Once an individual crosses a certain wealth threshold, they become an LLC. Accountants and wealth managers and financial planners insist on this. For freelancers and other sole practitioners, the benefits of forming an LLC are modest – a few more tax write-offs and the ability to get a business credit-card with slightly superior perks.
But for the truly wealthy, transforming yourself into the "natural person" at the center of a vast pool of LLCs is essential because it allows you to accumulate and shed debts. You can secretly own rental properties and abuse your tenants, accumulate vast liabilities as local authorities pile fine upon fine, and then simply dispose of the LLC and its debts. Plan this gambit carefully enough and the debtor LLC will have no assets in its bankruptcy estate apart from the crumbling apartment building, and its most senior secured creditor will be another of your LLCs. This lets the slumlord move an apartment block from one pocket to another, leaving the debt behind.
For the corporate person, shedding debts through bankruptcy is an honorable practice. Far from being a source of shame, the well-timed, well-structured bankruptcy is just evidence of financial acumen. Think of the private equity looters who buy a company by borrowing against it, pay themselves a huge "special dividend," then wipe away the debt by taking the company bankrupt (which also lets them shed obligations to suppliers, workers, and especially, retirees and their pensions). As Trump (a serial bankrupt who has stiffed legions of contractors and creditors) would say, "That makes me smart."
The apotheosis of elite bankruptcy is found in massive corporate bankruptcies, in which a corporation kills and maims huge numbers of people, then maneuvers to get its case heard in one of three US federal courtrooms where specialist judges rubber-stamp "involuntary third-party releases" that wipe out the company's obligations to it victims for pennies on the dollar, while the company gets to keep billions:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/07/29/impunity-corrodes/#morally-bankrupt
This process was so flagrantly abused by companies like Johnson & Johnson (which spent years knowingly advising women to dust their vulvas with asbestos-tainted talc, creating an epidemic of grotesque and lethal genital cancers) that it is finally generating some scrutiny and pushback:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/02/01/j-and-j-jk/#risible-gambit
But the precarious state of elite bankruptcies has more to do with the personal corruption of the small cabal of judges who run the system than public outrage over their rulings; like that one judge in Texas who was secretly fucking the lawyer whose clients he was also handing hundreds of millions of dollars to:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/16/texas-two-step/#david-jones
Certainly, we don't hear much about the "moral hazard" of allowing the Sackler opioid family to keep as much as ten billion dollars in the family's offshore accounts while walking away from the victims of their drug-pushing empire, no matter what bizarre tricks they deploy in pulling off the stunt:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/08/11/justice-delayed/#justice-redeemed
But when it comes to canceling the debts of normal people, the "moral hazard" is front and center. If you're a person who borrowed $79k in student loans, paid back $190k and still owe $236k, we can't cancel your debt, because of the message that would send to other people who want to (checks notes) get an education:
https://pluralistic.net/2020/12/04/kawaski-trawick/#strike-debt
The anti-jubilee side also wants us to think of the poor creditors: who would loan money to the next generation of students if student debt cancellation was a possibility? Of course, these are federally guaranteed loans, risk-free, free money for people who already have money, a kind of UBI for the people who need it least. The idea that this credit pool would dry up if you were limited to only collecting the debts that can be paid – rather than insisting that debts that can't be paid still be paid – elevates the hereditary creditor class to a kind of fragile, easily frightened, endangered species.
But the most powerful arguments against bankruptcy are rooted in the idea of providence. In an efficient market, anyone who goes bankrupt was necessarily reckless. They were entrusted with credit they weren't entitled to, because they lacked the intrinsic merit that would let them manage that credit wisely. Letting them walk away from their debts means that they will never learn from their mistakes, and that their fellow born-to-be-poors will learn the wrong thing from those debts: that there's an easy life in borrowing, spending, and discharging your debts in bankruptcy.
As it happens, this is an empirically testable proposition. If this view of personal bankruptcy as a personal failure is correct, then people who go bankrupt and live to borrow again should end up bankrupt again, too. On the other hand, if we accept the jubilee view – that debt is the result of accumulated misfortunes, often including the misfortune of birth into poor station – then bankruptcy represents a second chance with an opportunity to dodge misfortune.
In a new study from IZA Institute of Labor Economics's Gustaf Bruze, Alexander Kjær Hilsløv and Jonas Maibom, we get just such an empirical analysis. It's called "The Long-Run Effects of Individual Debt Relief," and it examines the lives of people for a full quarter-century after a bankruptcy:
https://docs.iza.org/dp17047.pdf
The study follows Danish bankruptcies following the introduction of continental Europe's first modern bankruptcy system, which Denmark instituted in 1984. Prior to that, the Danes – like most of Europe – did not allow for a discharge of personal debt through bankruptcy. Instead, a debtor who went bankrupt would be expected to have about 20% of their lifetime wages garnished to pay back their creditors, until the debts were repaid or they died (whichever came first).
After 1984, Denmark bankruptcy system imported features of US/UK/Commonwealth bankruptcy, including the ability to restructure and discharge your debts. Not everyone is eligible for this kind of bankruptcy: there's a bureaucratic system that verifies that people seeking bankruptcy discharge don't have a lot of assets that could go to their creditors.
But for the (un)lucky people who qualify for bankruptcy discharges, there's a fascinating natural experiment in which the fortunes of people who see debt relief can be compared to bankrupt people who couldn't get their debts wiped out.
It turns out that the Bronze Age has a thing or two to teach us. Here's the headline finding: people who discharge their debts in bankruptcy experience "a large increase in earned income, employment, assets, real estate, secured debt, home ownership, and wealth that persists for more than 25 years after a court ruling."
After people are given the benefits of bankruptcy, they are less likely to rely on public benefits. They get better jobs. Their families live better lives. Their creditors get some of their money back (which is all they can realistically expect, since "debts that can't be paid, won't be paid").
As Jason Kilborn writes for Credit Slips, "the benefits of debt relief are not only substantial but robust, as debtors learn their lesson (if there was one to learn) about managing their finances, and they capitalize (literally) on their fresh start."
Score one for the luck-based theory of wealth, and minus one for the providential meritocracy hypothesis.
Americans should take note of these findings. After all, Danes are insulated from the leading American cause of bankruptcy: medical debts. In America, breaking a bone or getting cancer or even kidney stone can wipe out a lifetime of hard work, careful planning and prudential spending. The US refuses to seriously grapple with this problem. The best we can come up with is the (welcome, but tiny) step of banning credit bureaux from trashing your credit score because of your medical debt:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/06/11/fact-sheet-vice-president-harris-announces-proposal-to-prohibit-medical-bills-from-being-included-on-credit-reports-and-calls-on-states-and-localities-to-take-further-actions-to-reduce-medical-debt/
Millennia ago, everyone understood that debts that can't be paid, won't be paid, and they created a system for discharging debts and freeing productive people from the tyranny of accumulated liabilities, to the benefit of all. Dismantling that system required us to invent an elaborate theological system and dress it up in economic language.
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/06/17/lovilee-jubilee/#debts-that-cant-be-paid-wont-be-paid
#pluralistic#debt#debts that cant be paid wont be paid#jubilee#denmark#great danes#bankruptcy#second chances#scholarship#economics#iza#Gustaf Bruze#Alexander Kjær Hilsløv#Jonas Maibom#michael hudson
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look at these CUTIES
(From a try not to laugh video on insta, latest video)
#shoot from the hip#THEM#THEYRE SO#AYUGHHHFDDHJJ#TOM! LAUGHING!#Pretty sure this is Sam’s garden but I might be wrong#Just cause there’s a garden gnome and also cause during the podcast stream he mentioned his garden#(And that he and his parents share the garden? And he got his mum a garden gnome cause she hates them- I think)#but I could also be wrong#just seems like it#tom mayo#sam russell#luke manning#alexander jeremy#I watched the video this morning and have had this in my drafts for like half the day but only got a chance to post it now lol whoops#I LOVE THEMMM MM#Photo number 5 is so AAAAAAAAAA#Like#Yes#Idk#Himmmm
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Genuinely cannot wait for the finished videos of the tortilla slap challenge from media day, gleefully spitting in each other's mouths and smacking each other's faces is basically what these horny bastards live for.
#Please I NEED to see Stromer and Ovi smacking each other#I'm only sad there's less chance of Oshie and Nicke because you know Nicke would have gone in for the kill immediately#Alexander Ovechkin#Dylan Strome#Pierre Luc Dubois#Martin Fehervary#Tom Wilson#John Carlson#Caps Media Day#Washington Capitals
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#alexander the great#hephaestion#alexander 2004#alexander x hephaestion#colin farrell#alexanderedit#colinfarrelledit#film: alexander#history: alexander the great#otp: for he too is alexander#mygifs*#alexander*#listen... this scene is sad as fuck#but it's sadder bc alexander didn't have this fictional chance to say goodbye#okay leave me alone
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JUST FELL TO MY KNEES
#I TOLD YOU ALL HIS ARMS WOULD LOOK GOOD#WHAT DID I SAY#ALEX ONE CHANCE ALEX#I WOULD LITERALLY WORSHIP YOU#OMG 😭😭😭😭😭#BITING BITING BITING BITING BITING#need him to call me a *****#once again#he could literally do whatever he wants to me#alexander rossi#ar20
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Wink and tongue
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A Tale of Two Chances
Seriously - I'm a fangirl of the dad and the son countertenors here! I have been listening to the former's voice on repeat when I was in elementary, middle, and high school!
Here's the rendition of this John Dowland song - sung by the one who was the OG goat of countertenors in the '80s and '90s, in one of his sunset years of his career:
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And here's HIS SON:
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Even crazier: the dad won a GRAMMY in 1994, the first countertenor EVER to win such an accolade. His son was the first countertenor EVER to win the London Handel Festival 2 FLUTING YEARS AGO!
How's that for some firsts?
#Alexander Chance#Michael Chance#Toby Carr#Paul Beier#countertenor#John Dowland#In Darkness Let Me Dwell#Youtube
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this Napoleon quote after his retreat from Russia is so dfhgdd
the Tsar isn’t going to form an alliance with you again you stupid homosexual
#caulaincourt: the chances of him agreeing to peace are one in a million#napoleon: so you’re telling me there’s a chance?#napoleon bonaparte#tsar alexander i#alexander i of russia#napoleon#napoleonic wars#source: Napoleon and Russia by Michael A. Adams#history
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sfth as things that me and my friends have said in group chats (I made this because I'm bored and doing my summer homework sounds lame)
Luke: then again the only people who take blood against your will are vampires. and when they do it it’s considered unethical Tom: vampire x human romance books would probably disagree Luke: I said it’s unethical I didn’t say it’s unsexy Tom: if someone asks you for help again after they get an exasperated “fuck off” the first time, whatever happens is on them Sam: every time a teacher says “manage your time” I want to strangle a bitch Sam: y’all tell me to manage my time again and imma make you manage your oxygen
Luke: I'm a very masculine manly man. I'm an alpha, a sigma, even. you could never comprehend how masculine I am. AJ: you all deserve to commit stop breath Luke: aww thx you too <3 Sam: the only thing I’m committing to is a long term sexual relationship with your mother Tom: I’ll pin your corpse to an alleyway
AJ: what's the name of that one animal that's like a fish but big Tom: shark?? whale?? dolphin?? AJ: whale thank you Sam: your fat fucking mother Tom: is lab-grown meat vegan? Sam, searching it up on Bing: our lord and savior Microsoft Bing says no Tom: bro what is wrong with you Tom: bing user Tom: what the fuck Sam: all the fucked up things about me and you choose to criticize the fact that I use bing Tom: yeah it’s the worst one Luke: tag yourself guys. I'm perfume. Tom: glycerin Tom: if you pee on me, I become a hazardous explosive
AJ: qw EW RHW AM AJ: this was meant to be "we are the same" AJ: how did it become that
Luke: fuck you Tom: I'd rather not Luke: agreed AJ: this is the only thing that we can collectively agree on Sam: we are all unfuckable Tom, sleep deprived, trying to spell Roblox: Bob lox Tom: Bobolxis Tom: Boblix Tom: Boblox AJ: ??????????????? Sam: seeing you make this many typos is hilarious cuz you're usually like the one who makes the least typos Tom: yeah I care about being legible Tom: now I'm two tired Tom: ... Luke: TWO TIRED Luke: LMAO
#shoot from the hip#most of the people referenced in these quotes have tumblr btw#so there's a non-zero chance that they'll come across this#in fact one of my irl friends follows this blog#welp#irl friend if you're reading this I'm sorry#luke manning#tom mayo#sam russell#alexander jeremy
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You know, what COULD've been a powerful moment of destruction?
If Genya were to take a hammer to the Tsar's quarters.
The disgusting pig abused her for years just because he was THE man in power. At least some of it likely took place in his rooms- it's a place of horrors for her, therefore it's only right for her to knock the plaster down before it's renovated for the new beginnings with a new King.
Genya also has opinions of aesthetic, so perhaps she could help with the new, less gaudy look. That would obviously require her to have a reason to be grateful to said new ruler, so Nikolai's daddy would have to be actually punished for his crimes and prevented from causing more.
#Grishaverse#What if/AU/...#Genya Safin#Tsar Alexander III Lantsov#grishanalyticritical#Zoya destroying Aleksander's rooms is a spoiled brat shitting on work of her predecessor#who bled and died for her to have a chance to be spoiled.#Genya could've had her justice and vengeance and personality...#*starts crying in character assassination*
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The Hanged Man - Alexander Rossi
Upright, the Hanged Man can represent sacrifice, uncertainty, surrender, and new perspectives. Reversed, it can mean stalling, indecision, discontentment, and stagnation.
I went back and forth on whether or not I wanted to make Rossi this card. Eventually, I gave in. Him getting dropped by McLaren and his subsequent unemployment era was too much for me to ignore.
This is the card that won the poll! The other two options were tied, but I think the next card will be the Emperor.
#indycar#alexander rossi#indycar x tarot#indycar fanart#my art#horse girl finally gets a card <3#sometimes i contemplate posting these on like. twitter. but the chance of any of these chronically online bitches seeing them is too high#i bully them too hard with my card assignments to chance it#the only one that wouldn't be embarrassing is the wheel of fortune
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