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Alexander and Hephaestion at the Temple of Amun, Siwa Oasis, Egypt.
Alexander: The Making of a God — Episode 5
#alexander the great#hephaestion#alexander x hephaestion#alexander the making of a god#buck braithwaite#will stevens#mygifs*#makingofagod*#history: alexander the great#history: hephaestion#otp: for he too is alexander#tv: alexander the making of a god
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Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
#'turned him gay'#newsflash asshole he's been gay (bi rather) the entire time!#alexander the great#history#to clarify this is a reaction to the tweet#I don't know anything about the documentary itself or how accurate it is
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#tumblr memes#memes#meme#meme humor#memesdaily#history memes#history humour#history shitposting#alexander the great#queer memes#gay memes#lgbtq memes#funny but true#funny because it's true#dank humor#dank memes#dankest memes#shitpost#funny stuff#funny#funny shit#funny post#funny memes#ha ha funny#funny meme haha#history side of tumblr#lol#lol memes
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why is everyone obsessed over romeo and juliet when the holy trinity of gay tragic lovers exits!? like alexander the great, achilles and apollo didn’t lose hephaestion, patroclus and hyacinthus for everyone to forget about them!! like they’re the same but one is a myth, the other is a book, and the one that was real
#alexander the great#hephaestion#alexander x hephaestion#alexander the making of a god#alexander and hephaestion#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#achilles and patroclus#achilles x patroclus#the illiad#the song of achilles#tsoa#apollo#hyacinth#apollo and hyacinthus#ancient greek#greek mythology#tragic love#history
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it actually wasn’t netflix who turned alexander the great gay, it was ben willbond in 2009 on hit children’s tv show horrible histories
#i genuinely believe that if horrible histories came out today conservatives would lose their minds#horrible histories#ben willbond#bbc ghosts#alexander the great#mine
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history + last words
#history#art#karl marx#mozart#voltaire#emily dickinson#alexander the great#vincent van gogh#jane austen#ludwig van beethoven#alfred hitchcock#catherine of aragon#leonardo da vinci#historyedit#*mine
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A Guide To Alexander’s Favorite Things ;)
#god forbid I draw something normal right#me learning I can draw about history of history is my hyper fixation (it always is) is now your guys’ problem#alexander x hephaestion#alexander the great#hephaestion#Is there really no ship name for them yet? All these centuries later?#Iliad is mentioned so it gets the tagamemnon#tagamemnon
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Imagine being so dumb the Qanon Shaman is correcting you about misinterpreting history.
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Horrible Histories knew what was up
#horrible histories#alexander the great#hephaestion#ben willbond#mat baynton#mathew baynton#six idiots
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Yan!Husband Alexander the Great pretty please? 🥹
❝ 📜 — lady l: here! I hope you like it and forgive me for any mistakes! ❤️
❝tw: possessive behavior, mention of death and toxic relationships.
❝📜pairing: yandere!alexander the great x female!reader.
Alexander had no thoughts of getting married anytime soon or, according to some sources, getting married at all. The rumors were always varied, some said he didn't want a wife and others went as far as saying he wasn't attracted to women.
This continued for some time until he met you and decided he would take you as his wife. Alexander found himself enchanted by the way you spoke, your smile and the look you had. He knew he would have to become your husband and so he did.
Although his generals were surprised and some even worried about his choice of bride, Alexander was resolute. He fell in love with strength and with an intensity that few could resist, making a point of showing his power and determination.
Alexander's marriage to you was a grand event, worthy of a King who conquered vast territories and accumulated immense power. The ceremony was held with all the pomp and circumstance expected from an event of such magnitude. Alexander wanted the world to know the importance of this union.
The preparation for the wedding was meticulous. From the luxurious costumes, decorated with embroidery and precious stones, to the sumptuous banquet that would be served to the guests. Everything was handpicked to reflect Alexander's greatness and the respect and love he felt for you.
As you exchanged your vows, Alexander spoke with a passion that touched everyone present. He has promised to love, protect, and honor you no matter what adversity may arise. His generals, although still surprised, could not help but feel the impact of that devotion. Any doubts regarding the choice of the bride were put to rest at that moment.
Alexander proved to be a very understanding husband, although authoritarian and possessive. He doesn't like being contradicted and, although he will listen to your opinions and desires, he is unlikely to change his mind when he gets one in his head. But with the right persuasion, he will do what you want.
He will spoil you without scruple, all the best to his Queen. Although, in the beginning at least, Alexander tends to maintain a more spartan style, the same will not apply to you. You will be showered in jewels, the richest fabrics, servants and anything else you could desire. You will have whatever booty you want.
Alexander is extremely possessive and this is very evident in the way he acts around you. He's always close to you when you're together in public, the way he places his hands on your waist, a dark look at anyone who looks at you for too long. He will not tolerate potential rivals in any way.
Quality moments with him are limited to reading, riding horses, bathing together and just exchanging caresses. Alexander, although he won't admit it, enjoys being spoiled by you and will happily accept any kind of affection you are willing to give him. And he will be happy to offer the same. And massages, he loves massaging you.
Alexander is also protective, although not overly so. He will make sure that you always have an escort wherever you go and that you are always fed and happy.
Even if he takes other wives in the future for political reasons, you will always be his favorite and his first. He will always be sure to remind you that you are the one who has his heart.
If anything were to happen to you, no matter how small, all hell would break loose. Alexander can become extremely violent and cruel when necessary and he will have no qualms about killing, maiming, or torturing anyone who poses a threat to you. He will destroy cities for you, kill the men and enslave their inhabitants. All for you.
Alexander's love for you, his wife, has become legendary. He is deeply devoted to you and will do anything you ask. You hold a great deal of power over him, one that he is only too happy to allow. After all, he is as much yours as you are his.
#history#yandere history#yandere historical characters#x reader#alexander the great x reader#yandere alexander the great#yandere alexander the great x reader#yandere alexander the great headcanons#yandere husband#romantic yandere#headcanons#yandere headcanons
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Alexander and Hephaestion encountering Darius' family after the Battle of Issus.
Alexander: The Making of a God — Episode 3
#alexander the great#hephaestion#alexander the making of a god#buck braithwaite#will stevens#mygifs*#makingofagod*#history: alexander the great#history: hephaestion#otp: for he too is alexander#tv: alexander the making of a god
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Dark Husband! Alexander The Great x Reader
You were favored concubine of Darius, and held a high position in Egypt for such a title.
All it took for you, is to seduce him with your youthful looks and body.
Adding to that your high intelligence which attracted him to you.
It was going smoothly, as you planned to cause a revolt against him and take over.
But that all went to waste, When Alexander the Great conquered Egypt.
You quickly switched sides to save yourself, but never expected that Alexander would fall for your witty attitude.
And also your connection with the high priests whom you convinced to make the people trust Alexander and believe that he was sent by Amun to save Egypt from Persia.
When he proposed for you to marry him, you were surprised, but accepted.
Which was a huge mistake.
You expected that he would leave you in Egypt and continue his conquests but instead he took you with him.
"I'm your husband, so you are obligated to accompany me and attend to me whenever needed"
Also, your influential connections were cut off as Alexander refused that you speak or send letters to anyone.
Anyone who was against the marriage, Alexander would execute them.
He made sure to execute your relatives, so you will have no one but him.
Even though, Alexander has two other wives, and a harem, but it's you who he always spends most of his nights with.
Most of those nights, you would try to persuade him to sleep with others.
With the excuse that they will give him a better experience.
But he argues that he only wants you, and wants to get you pregnant as soon as possible.
Fortunately, Alexander gets ill, and you stay by his side until he passes.
Your happiness of freedom doesn't last, because Ptolemy I Soter decides to rule Egypt and take you as his wife.
So, you become the ancestor of Cleopatra VII
#tw: toxic relationships#reader insert#alexander the great x reader#dark#yandere historical characters#history
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In India
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#ancient history#ancient macedonia#alexander the great#hephaistion#hephaestion#alexander/hephaestion#digital art#history#historical art#doodle
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Alexander the Great kissing Hephaestion
Tapestry at Hampton Court Palace, London.
#alexander the great#hephaestion#tapestry#alexander x hephaestion#art#homoerotic#men in art#male art#gay art#mlm#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbtqia#ancient greece#history#gay history#lgbt history#lgbtq history#hampton court
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