#Agents Montague

[the-magpie-archives]

Tma characters as hyperspecific non-categorised experiences. Part 2

Gertrude: The scratchy cough you get in the back of your throat after opening a book older than you are and breathing in the dust

Agnes: That moment after putting your hand on something hot when you realise you're about to get burnt but it hasn't started hurting yet

Peter Lukas: Getting your head dunked underwater and feeling the pressure in your sinus mixed with the bliss of the silence

Gerry: Licking coaldust off your lips after you've assembled a fire.

Micheal distortion: The shape of a bright neon sign burnt into your vision that becomes ever so clear when your eyes are closed

Micheal crew: The nagging insistence of brushing up against a low voltage wire but being unable to tell where it is to avoid it.

Maxwell rayner: Being handed a pamphlet for a religion that isn't yours as a child that's been convinced yours is all that's right.

[thecottoncandylamb]

Have some notes for Future Jonesdation, Foundation/Jones/Midas/Montague, and other Fortnite related writings I'm working on!

honestly writing for Midas has turned out to be just as fun as I thought it would be, and I hope you all enjoy your little sneak peek of certain Secret Alliance AU shenanigans~

[fortnite-headcanons]

Montague and Jonesy are enemies to lovers

Fortnite Headcanon #153

[tragic-ships-tournament]

GUYS!! GALS!! AND EVERYONE ELSE IN BETWEEN AND OUT OF THE SYSTEM THAT IS GENDER!!

THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... IT'S THEEEEEE-

TRAGIC SHIPS TOURNAMENT!

All 64 of your favorite tragic ships will be going up against each other in this head to head single elimination brawl! To figure out the answer to this age old question.... who is the best tragic ship?

The tournament will (hopefully) be starting 1 week from now! On Saturday, January 11th, for 24 hours only vote in our preliminaries to figure out who will be moving on to the next round. There are two brackets, Bracket A and Bracket B, and the winners of each respective bracket will face off each other in the finals

Without further ado, let's see our brackets!

(apologies if there's any typos or mistakes- I had to google like 70% of these characters to get their names.)

Click for quality please! Tumblr is... Tumblr.

Here is the full list of ships!

Marvin Gardens and Whizzer Brown

Orpheus and Eurydice

Ivan and Till

Mizi and Sua

Donald Trump and Joe Biden

The RMS Titanic

Jack Dawson and Rose Dewitt Bukater

Toshiko Sato and Owen Harper

Optimus Prime and Elita-1

The Ship of Theseus

My Hopes and Dreams 😔

Miss Holloway and Duke Keane

Lex Foster and Ethan Green

Margaret Cavendish and Samuel Stratford

Charlotte Sweetly and Ted Spankoffski

Melina Whistler and Janice Quatlane

Dorian Gray and Basil Hallward

Fiddleford McGucket and Stanford Pines

Dean Winchester and Castiel

Glinda Upland and Elphaba Thropp

Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet

Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan

Yamato and Portgas D. Ace

Dewey Riley and Gale Weathers

Archibald Clare and Ludovico Valentinelli

Aura Blackquill and Metis Cykes

Michaela Arklow and Clarith Netsuma

Peter Simonds and Jason McConnell

Jayce Talis and Viktor

Achilles and Patroclus

Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones

Farilane and Kile

The 10th Doctor and Rose Tyler

Jonathan sims and Martin Blackwood

Enjolras and Grantaire

Rachel and Tobias

Rem and Misa Amane

Madoka Kaname and Homura Akemi

Erwin Smith and Levi Ackerman

Cloud Strife and Aerith Gainsborough

The Captain and Lieut Havers

Crick Wellsley and Temenos Mistral

Jason Dean and Veronica Sawyer

Seymour Krelborn and Audrey Fulquard

Agent Curt Mega and Owen Carvour

Jesus Christ and Judas Isacriot

Goro Akechi and Joker

L Lawliet and Touta Matsuda

Thor Odinson and Jane Foster

Tessa Gray, Will Herondale, and Jem Carstairs

Lyra Belacqua and Will Parry

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru

Tony Wyzek and MarIa Vasquez

Lou Clark and Will Traynor

Phob and Phat

Taranza and Queen Sectonia

Anakin Skywalker and Padme Naberrie

Lawrence Gordon amd Adam Faulkner-Stanheight

Pearl and Rose/Pink Diamond

Ash Lynx and Eiji Okumura

Charles Xavier and Erik Magnus Lehnsherr

Normal Oak and Hermie Unworthy

Rintaro Okabe and Kurisu Makise

Rootspring and Bristlefrost

[mrslankyman]

Failed Mission

Montague (fortnite) x (fem) reader

-> smut / unsafe sex

-> gun use

->idk shit about guns

->Montague forgot his tripod stand. Maybe your ass would work better

->2k words

(request)

Too bad working for the Society meant going on missions with the most annoying man ever. 

Montague. 

His french accent: annoying 

His outfit: ugly

The way he nitpicks everything: infuriating 

He never wanted to listen to You. He never got the right things on the list for the mission. Always forgetting something. Last time he forgot the sticky bombs. Wonder what he will forget this time. It was just a steak out mission. 

There was a rumor that The Under Ground would be attacking Lavish Lair today. That’s how you found yourself on top of one of the snowy mountains that surrounded the mansion. Montague right next to you. His supplies are back in the Jeep. The two of you were just watching below. Trying to see if anything suspicious or off was going on. 

You both just sat in the snow. You mentally hated it. Back at your mansion there was no snow. You lived closer to Ritzy Rivera. So coldness wasn’t something you cared for. Montague on the other hand? He must be as cold as his heart. 

“Wait.. I see something.. I think it’s that Hope girl Valeria talked about.” He got up spraying snow all over. Some of it landed on you, letting out an annoyed groan when you got up. He walked over with his Sniper Rifle. 

Here we go. 

He loaded it and held up the gun. Until he noticed one thing. 

He had the wrong scope. So aiming to hold it up wasn’t going to happen. He shook too much.

Mistake number two.

He didn’t even bring the tripod.

“What now? Did you forget something again?” Your voice was laced with annoyance already. 

“Yes, in fact I did. I have the wrong scope.” He looked over at you as he spoke. Eyeing you up and down in thought. 

“So? Get the tripod and aim the best you can.” You rolled your eyes as if it was obvious. 

“I didn’t bring it.” His voice was lower now. Almost menacing. He was obviously annoyed at you too but he had an idea.

“So what now? I only have my AR that isn’t going to do shit from up here.” You practically yelled at him. He did this too often. 

“I’ll tell you what we're gonna do. Get on your knees.” He demanded pointing near the edge of the cliff. “What the hell, why?” You questioned glaring at him. 

“Just do it, trust me.” He kept pointing at the spot. He was far too strong to deny. He could just shoot you right now if he wanted too. So you listened and groaned as you let your knees sink into the cold snow. You mentally thought of ways to get him back. Maybe on another mission you could dump cold water on him or-

You were cut out of your thoughts when he shoved you down to the ground completely with his foot. Your face shoved into the snow and your arms slid down.

Your back end was arched up, ass in the air. You spit out snow as you lifted up your head. Using your hand to wipe off the snow. “What the fuck is your idea?” You looked back at him as he got on one knee. Laying the barrel of the sniper on your ass.

“Put your head down or i’ll blow it off.” He warned and watched you slowly lower your head.

“Hurry up.” You groaned. What the fuck kind of idea is this. 

Montague on the other hand was having a hard time aiming right. One reason; you were moving too much.

Another?

He was staring at your ass. The position he got you in so easily. You both always got annoyed at each other and got into fights. Yet you both always chose to do missions together despite the hatred. With hatred comes tension. Sometimes the tension feels a little too sexual. 

His eyes wandered from the target below to you to the target.

Once he finally focused in he got a good aim. His hand on the trigger ready to blow this Underground agent's head off you moved.

“Fuck!” He yelled pointing the gun's muzzle at your head. “Stop fucking moving.” He growled as he watched you freeze. You knew his dumb ass would never pull the trigger. But it did scare you slightly. 

“My bad i’m in the freezing fucking snow with an idiot using my ass as a tripod for his fucking gun!” You yelled not even looking at him. Keeping your face forward as you felt the gun move from your head. It was replaced by his hands gripping your hair. He pulled you back to his chest. He dropped his sniper and leaned into your ear. 

“Stop talking back.” His accent slurred most of his words when his voice was this low with anger. His other hand laid on your thigh.

“What are you gonna do if I don’t? Shoot me?” You smirked as him tugging on your hair didn’t make you scared. It makes your mind wander to other things. He was also losing his focus on the mission. His eyes looked down at you, how your lips slightly parted and you looked up at him fully. His hand tangled in your hair. 

“No, I might do something else though.” He warned his eyes were half lidded now. The feeling of you pressed to his chest made him feel things he tried to ignore when around you. Now he was letting those feelings go freely. 

“What is something else, Montague?” Your voice closed in a whisper as you got to his name. If only you knew how that drove him crazy. He could feel himself hardening. Dick straining against his dress pants. 

“You really wanna do this?” His question was almost a whisper as he leaned his head down closer. His stubble looked so much better up closer. His blue and brown eyes looking into yours. The scar made him look menacing despite the blush on his cheeks. 

His frosted tipped hair moved with the motion of the icy wind. 

“Maybe I do.” Your hand moved on top of his hand that was laying on your thigh still. That gave him the answer he needed.

He closed the gap between you two and let his lips engulf yours. All the feelings of anger, annoyance, and sexual tension went into the kiss. All the times you two argued and got into each other's faces now came to a close. Any time you two argue after this it is surely going to end the same way this mission is going to end. 

His hand moved yours off his as he slid it further down to the inside of your thigh. His hand in your hair pulling your head back further. He didn’t really like his angle of kissing. He wanted to grab your face and shove his tongue into your mouth. 

Despite that desire he kept you in this position. 

You pulled away from him and gasped slightly. He went to lean back in wanting, no needing more of you. He wanted your lips back on his. He actually wanted them all over his body. 

“It’s too cold for this.” You sighed, you could feel his hard dick against your ass. Or was it his belt? Either way it was extremely hard. 

“Why not?” He practically begged. His voice was still low but it had a desperate array to it. He wanted you now. He didn’t wanna wait. 

“Let’s go to the Jeep.. come on. Je veux te baiser.” He cooed in your ear his french accent even more prominent as he spoke in his native tongue. “What does that mean?” You asked, laughing slightly.

He got closer to ear his hot breath tickling your neck. 

“I want to fuck you.” His voice was so low and husky you could feel yourself throbbing. 

“Then take me to the Jeep.” You whispered back and without a second thought he had lifted you up and was trudging through the snow to the Jeep. You littered his neck with wet sloppy kisses before he laid you down in the back seat. You scooted to the other seat as he crawled in. He leaned up to the passenger seat and grabbed the lever. Shoving it all the way to the front to give himself more room. 

He loomed over you and smirked. “I want you on my lap now.” He growled and sat back in the seat. You crawled up to sit on his lap. He spread his legs out a little more. His diamond belt buckle really added to his outfit. 

You leaned closer and kissed him. His medallion hitting your chest as you got closer. He kissed back. His plump lips moved with yours in such a needy fashion. He wanted you so badly. He wanted to fuck you so hard you’d forget about any other man who ever pleased you. 

He pushed you back and took a breath. You took this pause to unbuckle his belt. Undoing his dress pants and just pulling out his dick from his boxers. You didn’t bother pulling his pants down. You just pushed the flaps of his pants to the side and his belt. He helped you slide off your pants quickly and underwear. He stared at you before leaning his head back against the headrest of the seat. 

He grabbed your hips and lifted you over his perked up dick. “You ready?” He asked as he slid one hand down to line himself up with your entrance. 

You nodded and slid down on him. You bit your lip holding back your moan. Montague on the other hand? He let his moan echo in the car. He didn’t hold back on the noises. He hadn’t fucked someone in so long. 

He was too busy keeping the Society in order. He loved how your pussy tightened around his dick. This feeling was better than any successful heist he had ever been on. Money made him have a happy feeling but this pussy made him want to live. 

He wanted to wake up every day knowing he could fuck you when ever you wanted. 

He wanted to please you instead of annoy you. 

He made a mental note to forget the tripod again.

“Montague..” You let his name slip out of your mouth in a high pitch moan. He grunted and slurred out random words or phrases in french. You didn’t understand them but you assumed they were good. 

He held you still by the hips and slammed his dick up in you. Letting his hips go up and down ramming his dick into you. You both let out moans of pleasure. He slid one of his gloved hands down and used his thumb to make slow circle motions around your clit. 

“Fuck.. I’m gonna cum..” You squealed as you felt yourself coming undone with each thrush of his dick. He groaned in agreement and grabbed your face with his free hand. Slamming his lips to yours in a passionate kiss. He moaned as he felt you cum on his dick. His motions became sloppy and he moved in and out at different paces. You watched his face scrunch up in pleasure and a low “oh fuck” came out of him before he pulled out and came on his vest. 

Good thing he had 500 others.

He looked you in the eyes as you both calmed down from your highs.

“Oscar can defend himself.” He chuckled and pulled you back to him.

[cult-of-the-eye]

MAGNUS ARCHIVES THEMED PICK UP LIN ES

Are you a real estate agent? Cause I would love you to come in my corridors

Are you a priest cursed by a fear god? Cause I'll make you say unholy things

Are you a friend of Michael crew? Cause I can make you dizzy and sweep you off your feet

Call me Agnes Montague cause I have a burning passion for you

Call me Jon the way I head your archive

Etc etc (feel free to add ur own)

[happygirl2oo2]

My fandom aesthetic boards - an organized ongoing list

📖 The Atlas Six by Olivie Blake

📖 The Shadowhunter Chronicles by Cassandra Clare

📖 Shades Of Magic (including the additions in the Threads of Power books) by V.E. Schwab

📖 Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan

📖 The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan

📖 Written In The Stars by Alexandria Bellefleur

📖 The Inheritance Games & The Grandest Game by Jennifer Lynn Barnes

📖 The Naturals by Jennifer Lynn Barnes

📖 Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

📖 The Montague Siblings series by Mackenzi Lee

📖 Fortunate Misfortune (Clear Lake Quartet Book 1) by Miah Onsha

📖 Those Who Wait by Haley Cass

📖 When You Least Expect It by Haley Cass

📖 The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater

📖 Spoiler Alert interconnected book series by Olivia Dade

📖 Fence comic series (and the tie-in novels by Sarah Rees Brennan) by C.S. Pacat and Johanna the Mad

📖 Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

📖 The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid

📺 Fitzsimmons (from the TV show Agents of Shield)

📺 Elementary

📺 Dr. Maura Isles (from the TV show Rizzoli & Isles)

📺 Bull

[piepiepiemag]

hehehhehe hehehehhehe wip for the montague fic i’m writing (and by wip i do mean this is the only part i have written lol)

inspired by the fact that no matter where i entered grand glaciers from he would always spawn kill me!!! ass!!

you’re a silly spy on an silly mission, getting caught by some silly french dude

MDNFNNFJFNN THE MONTY FIC!!!!

“Give your boss a call for me, will you?” - His voice sounded threatening, obviously not willing to take no for an answer. You didn’t even want to try. With your earpiece having been disassembled and laid out on his desk he had no choice but to grab your phone from the nearby table.

He leisurely walked up to it then brought it to where you were sitting. He reached behind you in an attempt to activate the fingerprint lock but you stopped him.

“Won’t work. My fingers are fried” - you sighed upon recalling the pain of having your fingerprints permanently removed. The scars were ugly too but it is what it is. You were a spy after all. Things like that were necessary. Just a part of the job.

He thought about it only for a second before holding the phone in front of your face, activating the face id system. It unlocked without a hitch and he started scrolling through the contacts.

“Under M. He’s the only one.” - you said as he followed your instructions. He swiped his finger on the screen a few times before finally settling on the one he needed.

“Midass?” - He raised an eyebrow and you would have laughed if it wasn’t for your current predicament. You just nodded.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

“Agent?” - on the fourth beep he finally picked up, his voice echoing through the room.

“Midas-” - you gasped out instinctively, almost falling over as you struggled to get closer to the phone, like reaching it would have saved you. You never thought you would be so happy just to hear his voice. You quickly stopped in your tracks as you felt the cold barrel of his gun press against the back of your head, as if to signal “stay in your lane”.

“I have something dear to you. If you want it back, i’d suggest getting it yourself. Come alone and unarmed.” - and with these simple instructions he hung up.

Shit. You should have know Montague didn’t want a ransom or anything superficial like that. Not only did you cause trouble for yourself but the agency and your boss too. You could only imagine the talk he would give you afterwards. Of course, you would have to return alive for that. And the chances of that were dropping lower and lower by the minute.

Would he even risk it to come and get you? Right now, you were as good as dead.

[teamthunderdome]

TEAM THUNDERDOME.

TWO TEAMS ENTER. TUMBLR VOTES. ONE TEAM LEAVES. TRIAL BY COMBAT. TO THE DEATH. VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE.

The Rules:

Fights will occur over the course of ONE WEEK, quarter 1 begins JUNE 1ST, 2024 at 12:00 AM MIDNIGHT EDT (UTC-04:00).

Multiple fights happen across one week.

ONLY 3 to 4 team members per team. 2 is too few, 5 is almost cheating. If a team has more than 4 members, some will have to wait in the stands (looking at you, Scooby-Doo and Tally Hall).

Tumblr poll will determine the winner of an individual fight via emotional support and gracious cookie donations.

Majority Wins. Whether or not a team would canonically win or lose the fight does not matter, only the number of votes.

Single Elimination.

Outside of the rules listed above, anything goes. Reblog a fight to get your friends on your side.

Propaganda is fair game. If you know perhaps a little too much about one of the teams and want to explain why your team should win, please submit an in-depth propaganda post to the blog homepage.

Spread the word! Your favorite might win! (Or not! I just run this thing!)

Lasko Wind Machine

All 64 Teams Competing (In random order - will NOT reflect the final bracket):

Team WINCHESTER (Sam, Dean, Castiel, Crowley)

Team FORTRESS (Heavy, Medic, Engineer, Soldier)

Team AIONIOS (Noah, Lanz, Eunie, Riku)

Team GONDOR (Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf)

Team TWILIGHT (Jacob, Edward, Bella)

Team STAR WARS (Han, Luke, Leia, Chewbacca)

Team NARUTO (Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura)

Team SHREK (Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Puss In Boots) (As portrayed at the end of Shrek 2)

Team OF LIGHT (Jonathan Harker, Jack Seward, Quincey Morris, Abraham Van Helsing)

Team PERSONA (Makoto Yuki, Kotone Shiomi, Yu Narukami, Ren Mamamiya)

Team HOMESTUCK (John, Jade, Rose, Dave)

Team MUSKETEERS (Athos, Porthos, Aramis, D'Artagnan)

Team HERCULES (Hercules, Iolaus, Salmoneus, Autolycus) (The Legendary Journeys, Hercules as portrayed by Kevin Sorbo)

Team PUYO PUYO (Ringo, Arle, Amitie, Lemres)

Team BAKUGO (Bakugo, Mina, Denki, Eijirou)

Team WIGGLES (Jeff, Anthony, Murray, Greg) (as originally formed)

Team GRYFFINDOR (Harry, Ron, Hermione)

Team COOL RUNNINGS (Derice Bannock, Junior Bevil, Sanka Coffie, Yul Brenner)

Team AEGIS (Rex, Pyra, Mythra) (all other party members excluded due to Blades and their pesky "friendships" binding them to their users)

Team RHYTHM THIEF (Raphael, Fondue, Marie, Charlie) (what a cute doggy :3)

Team MYSTERY INC (Fred, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne) (sorry no pets allowed)

Team DEKU (Izuku, Tsuyu, Ochako, Shouto)

Team KRISPIES (Snap, Crackle, Pop)

Team ELITE BEAT (Agent Spin, Agent J, Agent Chieftain, Agent Starr)

Team JIGSAW (Kramer, Young, Hoffman, Gordon)

Team UMIZOOMI (Milli, Geo, Bot)

Team TRIFORCE (Link, Zelda, Groose) (Skyward Sword variants)

Team LAYTON (Layton, Luke, Emmy) (Pre-Azran Legacy)

Team SONIC (Sonic, Knuckles, Tails)

Team ASKR (Alfonse, Anna, Sharena)

Team TARDIS (The Doctor, Amy, Rory, River)

Team WOOHP (Sam, Alex, Clover)

Team KEYBLADE (Sora, Donald, Goofy)

Team 1908 THOMAS FLYER (Montague Roberts, George Schuster, Hans Hendrik Hansen, George MacAdam)

Team BIONIS (Shulk, Reyn, Dunban, Sharla)

Team DARK (Shadow, Rouge, Omega) (Ultimate Life Form status tenuous)

Team OOO (Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, BMO)

Team TALLY HALL (Rob, Zubin, Andrew, Joe) (Ross excluded - he's just a drummer)

Team DOODLEBOPS (Deedee, Rooney, Moe)

Team SCIENCE (Gordon, Tommy, Bubby, Dr. Coomer)

Team POWERPUFF (Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles)

Team INCONCEIVABLE (Inigo, Fezzik, Vizzini)

Team METROCITY (Megamind, Metro Man, Roxanne, Minion)

Team WONDER PETS (Linny, Tuck, Ming Ming)

Team REGULAR (Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Skips)

Team PILLAR MEN (Santana, Wham, ACDC, Kars) (Ultimate Life Form status tenuous)

Team BEATLES (John, Paul, George, Ringo)

Team SMILING FRIENDS (Pim, Charlie, Glep, Alan)

Team ROTTEN (Robbie, Tobby, Bobby, Flobby) (Ultimate Life Form status confirmed)

Team KRUSTY KRAB (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs)

Team VOCALOID (Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Len, Kagamine Rin)

Team GARFIELD (Garfield, Jon, Odie, Liz)

Team POOH (Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore, Christopher Robin)

Team AVALANCHE (Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Barret)

Team LOONEY (Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Michael Jordan)

Team GHOSTS (Blinky, Pinky, Inky, Clyde) (freshly dead)

Team ROCKMAN (Rock, Roll, Blues, Bass)

Team MARIO (Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi)

Team WRIGHT (Phoenix, Apollo, Athena, Trucy) (as seen in Dual Destinies)

Team SHERLOCK (Sherlock, John, Mycroft) (Brigandorf Crimplesnart's depiction of Sherlock)

Team MASH (Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, BJ Hunnicutt, Charles Emerson Winchester III)

Team RWBY (Ruby, Weiss, Yang, Blake)

Team CHANNEL 5 (Ulala, Space Michael, Jaguar, Pudding)

Team FANBOY (Fanboy, Chum Chum, Kyle)

GOOD LUCK!!!

(you're gonna need it)

[js589]

So, I was driving in the car today and heard "Rude" by Magic! on the radio. And this just popped into my head.

This little story is set post The Empty Grave and contains minor spoilers. It could be for either the book universe or the show universe. It is not necessarily connected to my ongoing series with @practicallyasleep but could be read that way if you so choose.

Enjoy!

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"No. Absolutely not." Montagu Barnes shook his head. How was this even happening?!

"Inspector—" Of course the boy was trying to reason, but there could be none here.

Montagu shook his head again. "Mr. Lockwood, I have let a lot slide when it comes to you, and I have actively covered up more. But this? I cannot and will not condone it."

"It's what we both want!" Lockwood protested.

"Today."

"This isn't going to change," Lockwood insisted. "Lucy and I... Look, I know that we're young, but when you know, you know, and we know, Inspector. In fact, I really only came to you as a courtesy—"

Montagu held up a hand. "Not so fast. As agents, you and Ms. Carlyle are considered wards of DEPRAC, especially in the absence of... any other figure to fill the role. And before you tell me you're eighteen, DEPRAC's guardianship supercedes your—may I say incredibly nascent—adulthood, quite specifically to prevent things like this!"

"Which is why I came prepared." Lockwood indicated his rapier. "As the rules also state, I can challenge you to a duel for Lucy's hand, and you must either accept and fight, or forfeit. So, Inspector Barnes..." Lockwood stood and got ready to draw. "Which will it be?"

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Montagu sat bolt upright in his chair. He must have dozed off while filling out paperwork.

Thank God that Lockwood and Carlyle were no longer his problem: they hadn't yet lost their Talent, but with the bulk of the fight having shifted to the Other Side, Lockwood had been serving as a fencing instructor for the last few years, and Carlyle was working at Munro's organization helping agents on their way out find other suitable work, or a path to further education.

They were still young, but not so young that the wedding invitation currently awaiting response on his desk had been as much of a shock as it could have been.

Really, they were suited. Nauseatingly so. (And probably better not to inflict on anyone else, if he was being honest.)

It was a happy ending—beginning—for them, and in a world that had seen far too few of them, well, he wasn't going to miss it.

[tawneybel]

Note: Ten hottest live-action characters, part nineteen. Frenchie’s great. Not one, but two characters commented on how upset he would be to find out he missed Herogasm. I wish I missed it. :( 

10. Robert Montague Renfield (Nicholas Hoult) from Renfield 

Cutie, aside from the whole live entomophagy thing. 

9. Jacob Rose (Oscar Nuñez) from Lucky Hank

Get yourself a man who’ll appreciate your confusing poetry then eff you on his desk. 

8. Topper Thorton (Austin North) from Outer Banks

Jealous but (initially) patient boyfriend who actually goes goblin mode. 

7. Salesman (Gong Yoo) from Squid Game 

Too cute to wear a mask. 

6. Kevin Bernard (Anthony Anderson) from Law & Order 

I don’t watch this show regularly, but he’s so soft looking. 🥺

5. Zach (Kyle Gallner) from The Walking Dead 

Was no one going to tell me Gallner was in TWD?? 

4. Frenchie (Tomer Capone) from The Boys

“He loves to be punished when he’s bad. It makes him hard.” 

3. Tyler Galpin (Hunter Doohan) from Wednesday 

Pretends to be a nice guy, while actually bloodthirsty, and transforms into a grotesque monster. 

2. Lalo Salamanca (Tony Dalton) from Better Call Saul

Remember when he had a fender bender with that guy at the north gate? I want Lalo to [REDACTED] all over my face and neck like that milkshake on that guy.

1. Jim Chee (Kiowa Gordon) from Dark Winds 

Are actual FBI agents this husbandable? Him and Agent Cooper, man… 

Note: Previous part.

[thecottoncandylamb]

Yall aren't ready for my real main ship

(Just kidding lol)

No, but these 4 are a major ship of mine, and you can definitely expect something coming out for them soon!

[sophieave]

Everyone I present to you my list of all cillian Murphy Characters and a song that matches them

Neil Lewis-Watching the Detectives(Zero by Imagine Dragons)

Robert Oppenheimer-Oppenheimer(I like the way you kiss me by Artemas)

Jackson Rippner-Red Eye(Me and the Devil by Soap&Skin)

Tom Buckley-Red Lights(Reality by Lost Frequencies,Janieck)

Robert Capa-Sunshine(Let It Happen by Tame Impala) 

Robert Fischer-Inception(Cheri Cheri Lady by Modern Talking)

Jonathan Crane-The Dark Knight Trilogy(The Perfect Girl by Mareux)

Lenny Miller-Anna(My Type by Saint Motel)

William Killick-The Edge of Love(Too Sweet by Hozier)

Emmett-A quiet place part 2(Aleph by Gesaffelstein) 

Jozef Gabcik-anthropoid(Snowfall by Oneheart,reidenshi)  

Jonathan Breech-on the edge(Runaway by OneRepublic)

Davin McDerby-Sunburn(it goes like Nanana by Peggy Gou)

Darren/Pig-Disco Pigs(Freaks by Surf Curse) 

Jim-28 Days later(Apocalypse by Cigarettes After Sex) 

Pieter-The Girl with Pearl Earring(The Feeling by Lost Frequencies )

Patrick “Kitten” Braden-Breakfast on Pluto(Stereo Love by Edward Maya,Vika Jigulina) 

Damien O’Donovan-The wind that Shakes the Barley(War by Kensington) 

Michael McCrea-Perrier’s Bounty(Tell me why by supermode,Meduza) 

John/Emma Skillpa-Peacock(Oscar Winning Tears By Raye) 

Tom-The Party(Man in Finance by Girl On Couch,Billen Ted)

Chris-Free Fire(Do I Wanna Know ? by Arctic Monkeys)  

Shivering Soldier-Dunkirk(Way down We go by Kaleo)

Matthew Joy-In the Heart of the sea(Snap out of it by Arctic Monkeys)

Jim-The Deliquent Season(Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? By Arctic Monkeys)

Agent Buchanan-Transcendence(Apple by Charli xcx)

Raymond Leon-In Time (La La La by Naught Boy,Sam Smith)

Paul Montague-The way we live now(Money,Money,Money by Abba) 

Thomas Shelby-Peaky Blinders(Unforgettable by Marcu & Martinus)

[kxvehz]

shouting my thoughts into the void

there’s a few different ways to write midague but one of my current ideas i’ve been thinking abt is like,, midas is so blinded by his own greed he doesn’t realize he has everything he needs: a lover, his daughter, and his friends. midas has just escaped the underworld and is thrust into an unfamiliar island where he no longer holds any power. who else holds no power on the island anymore? the (now broken up) society. midas and montague, having similar values, decide to work together to reinstate that society (classic midague business partners to lovers type thing yk.) midas goes along with it even going as far as to start a romance with montague to get more information from him. midas plays his part so well that even jules and his agents believe it, (but is he reaaally acting?) and they’re happy for him. they think that montague has helped midas change, helped him think of someone other than himself. things are going great for him, really. he’s begun to repair his relationship with jules and spreading his influence across the island has gone smoothly. now imagine, montague’s amulet can repress midas’s golden touch and when he realizes this, he has it stolen. except. the amulet is bound to montague, so it doesn’t work for midas. midas is desperate for any power he can get his hands on, so instead of just letting the matter go, he kills montague so the amulet is now bound to him. midas has what he wanted: control over both his golden touch and the diamond power from the amulet, but all he can feel is the overwhelming grief and regret from what he’s done. once jules learns of what he’s done, she’s furious and almost feels betrayed. she thought that he’d changed, but she realizes he’s still just as selfish as ever. midas is left alone, his relationship with jules permanently damaged as well.

anyways red handed-benches 100% inspired this

[hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds]

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau x babysitter teen reader

Welcome to another oneshot I'm bored and read a oneshot the I got this idea for JJ.

Summary: The La Montague family have a safw word for whrn emergencies happen. Which is 'pineapple' Reader is Babysitting Henry and Micheal and has to use the safe word.

Third person pov...

(Started 7th March 2023)

16 year old Y/N L/N has been babysitting Henry and Micheal La Montagne for over 2 years, she loves Babysitting them. Y/N lost her parents when she was 7 in a shooting, since working for JJ and Will she has become very close with the family, Henry and Micheal call her their sister.

It was 2pm and Y/N was walking to the La Montague house, JJ and Will have work, both parents having busy jobs (FBI Agent and Detective) Y/N baby sits both boys alot, today was one of thise days, both JJ and Will are needed for the case.

Once Y/N arrives, the door opens and she is greeted by JJ, JJ smiles apologetically at the girl and gives her a hug Y/N hugs the blonde tightly before pulling away JJ then led Y/N inside, Henry, Micheal and Will were all in the living room.

Will was in his uniform playing with the two boys on the floor, JJ and Y/N walk in, once the boys sees the girl they jump up and run to her, Y/N laughs and catches the two boys jn her arms making JJ and Will smile.

"Hey boys!" She exclaimed smiling at the two boys in her arms, she then let them go ans knelt down next to them, the 10 and 3 year old both lean up and kiss the teen on the cheek in greeting.

"Hi Y/N/N" Exclaimed Henry, she picked up Michael as Henry then dragged Y/N over to his toys to play.

Y/N was smiling as she played with the boys, as JJ finished getting ready for work, 5 minutes later the boys and Y/N were standing at the door saying goodbye, Will hugged his sons and Y/N goodbye before going to the car and opening the door.

JJ hugged the boys goodbye, she then looked at Y/N and pulled the girl in for a hug, the blonde wan pulled away. "We won't be long okay, if you need anything anything at all call one of us okay and if anything happens remember the safe word, we will come as soon as we see it" reminded the blonde making Y/N smile.

She was lucky of the course of babysitting she never had to use the code word. "I will JJ" she said, the three wave to JJ and Will and the backed out of the driveway.

Y/N then closed and locked the doors before turning to the two boys left in her care, she smiles at them "so boys what should we do?" She asks them Henry giggled before dragging Y/N over to the sofa the teen sat down with the two boys either side of her "play hide and seek!" Exclaimed the older boy making his brother laugh.

"Okay then let's play, you two go hide I'll count" she said as the two giggling boys ran of to hide as she began to count. "1...2...3...4...5...6" she continued counting, Henry and Micheal giggled and ran off when Y/N closed her eyes.

The three play hide and seek for an hour before Y/N put together some food for dinner, a couple hours later had a fun idea for the boys. "Hey boys, how about we make Cookies for Mummy and Daddy" she said this made them gasp eye wide in delight. "Yes yes yes!" Exclaimed Henry making his little brother copy him.

Y/N grinned back, she then held her hands out to the boys who grabbed one, the three then made their way to the kitchen to make the cookies. Y/N grabbed a chair for Henry to stand on to help and held Michael in her arms to he could be included.

The three had fun messing around and whiping flour on each other, Y/N started it by accidently getting flour on Henry who in turn threw some at Y/N it got in her hair and on Michael who burst out laughing.

Y/N gasps ans glares playfully at the boy. "Henry La Montague!" She exclaimed as the two boys laughed, the teen then grabbed a handful of flour and threw it at the 10 year old making him scream with laugher as he was covered in white, Michael clapped his hands and Y/N put some flour into them the toddler then threw it successfully hitting her neck and flour went down her shirt.

After the flour fight stopped Y/N used oven gloves to put the cookies into the oven to be baked, after she did that the teen looked down at the two boys and then at herself they were all covered in white flour.

Y/N giggled as she looked at Henry he had flour all in his hair and on his face, his tshirt had white flour all over it and there were hand prints on his trousers from Michael when he grabbed his brother and threw flour.

Michael wasn't much better, the toddler had flour all over his clothes like Henry, on his nose and in his hair as well, he had a huge smile on his face, Henry giggled as he looked at Y/N making the teen realise she too was covered in flour. "Looks like we all need a bath" she says laughing before chasing the two boys upstairs for baths.

The teen baths both boys before getting in herself, she washed and dried her hair, when she git out she was at a lose of what to do, she didn't have any spare clothes, she couldn't put hers back on because they were still covered in flour, she then walked into JJ and Wills room. "JJ won't mind is I borrow some clothes right?" She asked herself before opening the drawers and looked for some clothes to wear.

In the end she picked out a large tshirt and baggy sweatpants and a large hoodie which was obviously Wills. She the brushed her hair and left it down, the 16 year old smiled and walked downstairs where the boys were, by now it was nearly 7pm the boys will be going to bed soon, she walked into the living room were Henry and Michael were picking out a movie to watch before bed.

"What have you picked out boys?" She asked them Henry grinned at her and held out the jungle book, Y/N smiled and took it from the boy. "Amazing choice buddy" she said putting the disc in, the 16 year old then curled up with both boy on the sofa a blanket thrown over them. Y/N then pressed play and the movie started.

By the end of the movie Michael had fallen asleep and Henry was only just keeping his eyes open, the teen smiled at the boys and turned of the TV, she then picked up Michael and held him as she held out her other hand for Henry to grab. She then took the two upstairs to bed, she let Henry go brush his teeth while she put Michael in his crib.

She set him down and kisse dhis forehead before tucking him in, she the shut the door and walked onto Henry's room the little boy had jsut climbed into bed, Y/N smiled at his sleepy smile. "Hey big boy ready to sleep" she whispers making the tired boy smile, Y/N then tucked him in and kissed his forehead.

"Night Henry" she said to him, the boy looked at her sleepily. "Night N/N" he whispers as Y/N turns on his light and shuts his door. The teen sighs softly before making sure all the windows and doors where shut and locked, once she did that she walked into the kitchen and got the cookies out.

She the turned out the light in the kitchen and walked into the living room and flopped down on the sofa, she smiled and turned on the TV putting thr volume on low so it wouldn't wake the boys, there wasn't much on so Y/N decided to watch the Jungle book again.

As she did the girl heard something shatter in the kitchen, fight or flight instincts kicking in she pulled out her contacts and messaged JJ.

Y/N

Pineapple

As she put her phone away the girl grabbed the closest thing to her which was the bowl from the coffee table, silently the girl tiptoed into the kitchen and looked around holding the bowl above her head ready to attack, as she looked she saw the window shattered. The girl turned around something hit her sending the girl to the floor right into the pile of glass.

She held in a scream of pain not wanting to wake up the boys, she jsut hoped JJ got her message, Y/N then stood up and grabbed the nearest thing to her which was a knife she had used fir dinner hours before.

In pain the girl stood up, eyes squeezed in pain as the glass in her skin bled out, she could feel the blood dripping from the many cuts she got. The girl looked around her holding the knife she turned and saw the person she held the knife and swung early a grunt of pain from the person.

Y/N then ran into the living room looking for her phone that she stupidly forgot. As did the unsub took a chance and punched her hard making the girl fall she grabbed the coffee table so she wouldn't fall to the ground the unsib hovered above her his weapon on his hand pointed at her, then she realised it was a gun.

With JJ and Will...

The team had lost the Unsub he was somewhere in Virginia, JJ and the team were planning a new course of action before the Agent got a message, quickly she pulled out her phone and saw the message. 'Pineapple' her eyes widened in horror the unsub was at her house.

The blonde quickly stood up grabbing her gun and jacket before running to find Will her team calling her name behind her, she ran straight into her husband before he could ask her was was wrong she shouted "Pineapple!" And instantly he understood, JJ then ran off to the elevator leaving Will to tell the others.

Sirens blared as JJ and Will held hands in the SUVs worried about their children. All three children. Once they arrived JJ ran out of the car and into her house Will behind her, what she saw made her freeze, the floor was covered in blood from the kitchen to the living room, she walked into the living room seeing where the blood trail went the team behind her.

The blonde woman gasps as she sees Y/N shaking in a corner covered in blood that was her own and the Unsub who she had thrown the knife, the knife was in his chest, the girl had a haunted look in her eyes as she stared at the non moving body.

She flinched when she heard someone walk in, JJ slowly walked over to the girl and knelt down she looked at Y/N as tears threatened to fall. "Y/N" she whispers "its only me JJ" she said her words made the girl look up tears gathered quickly as she saw JJ. "JJ" she said Horsley JJ nods her head.

"JJ" she sobbs jumped into the woman's arms JJ held her tight in her arms. "It's okay it sokay your safw don't worry, you did such an excellent job Baby, you protected this house perfectly" she whispers into the girl hairs as she cried. JJ was glad she was alive and protected the boys to well.

The end!

Hope you liked this oneshot, so sorry for not updating for ages, and also for the grammar and Spelling mistakes!

Request are open!

(Ended 11th March 2023)

Word count: 2061

[mrslankyman]

Pick a Side

Montague x (fem) reader

-> perhaps diamonds look better than hope

-> warning: slight mention of smut

-> 2k words

Today's mission was a little different. You were being sent to the Grand Glacier Hotel. How grand it truly is you will find out. Montague has been on the UnderGrounds list for a while. 

His vault had many items inside that would give clues as to where Peely was. 

Only problem was there was no way inside without distracting the boss. 

He was quite the mastermind you had to admit. Going from a low life thief to a rich billionaire. Leader of the Society. Heart of diamond, nerves of steel. 

He really had his slogan going for him. Owner of a fancy hotel? He knew how to get the bag. 

Too bad he had no idea about you. High agent in the UnderGround knew just how to get a rich man's attention. 

You pulled up to the hotel on your high class motorcycle. Why get a lambo? It wouldn’t stand up.

Your diamond motorcycle was more classy. Beadies didn’t Montage love diamonds. 

Your outfit was detected out in blue and crystals. A classy race suit. With a helmet just as decorated. This was how you always went to missions. 

With your motorcycle and wit. 

The only reason you even got so high up in the Under Ground was your motorcycle gang. They were tired of the millionaires on the island taking areas that they owned. 

You headed up the steps looking through your helmet's glass. 

A few guards walked around. They instantly turn to you as you enter the building. Your suit glittering in the light of the hotel lobby. Montague was at the top of the steps. He instantly looked at you. 

You noticed his eyes widen at the sight of your outfit. Diamonds sure did catch his attention. Seemed like he had an interest already by the way he walked down putting a hand up in a guard's face to make his way over to you. 

His medallion on his neck glistened. You needed to keep him distracted for about an hour. Jonsey and Hope said any longer and you’d need to leave quickly. Meaning the mission failed. 

“How lovely to see a new face.” The man's French accent hit your ears. A smug smirk tugged at his lips. He sure as hell had a handsome face. Almost felt like a waste to want to take this man down.

Perhaps you could take him down in a different way. There was an idea for a distraction. 

“How lovely it is to see your face.” You offred back as a witty response, slowly sliding off your helmet. Shaking out your hair and letting your helmet rest on your waist. Giving him a quick up and down glance. 

He let out a breathy laugh at your response. “Love to see a woman in diamond.” He bit his lip giving you a once over glance. “Love to see a man in diamond.” You took a step closer. He didn’t move. He was beginning to enjoy this. He had flirted with many women before.

He knew what they liked. How to charm and woo them.

“What brings you here?” He titled his head the white tips of his hair parted so perfectly The scar on his eye made him look so much more menacing. 

“I need a room for the night. Traveling to Ritzy Rivera tomorrow. It’s a tad bit too far of a drive for now though.” You offered a quick excuse. He nodded his head thinking over it. “Of course. We have plenty of rooms.” He headed over to the check in area. You followed him taking note of his outfit. 

“Room 203.” He held out the key to you, your hands brushing as you took it. Or well his gloved hands. 

“Do you mind if we chat for a while?” You quipped quickly noting how he began to walk off. 

He thought for a second. You had caught his attention greatly. He never saw a woman just pull up to the front on a motorcycle. Specifically dolled out in diamonds. 

All the girls he had talked to or been in the presence of drooled or fell over his feet. They never wanted to just talk. 

Maybe you were different. He was rich, had a whole business to run and a gift to make things into diamonds. Perhaps you liked him for him, as much as you knew. 

You seemed rich enough. Didn’t need his money. 

“Sure, we can chat.” He nodded and sat down on one of the chairs in the lounge. 

You took a seat in front of him. Eyeing him with your poker face. 

“Do you often wear such little clothing when biking in the snowy mountains?” His question almost shocked you. Perhaps you did have little clothing on. Your racing suit was a one piece. With holes at the knees, a gap to show your stomach and some of your back. Cleavage on display as well. Perhaps that’s what he liked.  

“Do you like what you see or are you complaining?” You bit your lip and leaned back in the chair. Noticing his eyes go from yours to your exposed chest area. 

“The first option.” He leaned forward in his chair, hands clasping together. 

“Though I would hate to only like you for your body. Do tell me about yourself.” He leaned back now instead of forward. Eyes going back to yours. Being respectful. 

“Right.” A small smile creeped up your face. “I race motorcycles and cars. Got my own motorcycle club. Could say I get quite a lot of money from racing.” You crossed your legs and titled your head a little. “I don’t fall so easily into men like you. So, I'm sorry to burst your bubble if you thought this was going to go somewhere. When I drove that bike up here I didn’t have my legs wide open. Mr.Heart of Diamonds.” A smug smirk came on your face at his reaction. 

“Oh no my heart.” He clutched his chest acting to be in pain. “This girl got me, what a shame she won’t like me.” A fake cry came from him now. He stood up quickly. Gaining himself back to his straight face and tough exterior. 

“I’ll show you how to spread your legs open for me.” He stood over you. He was quite tall. The earpiece covered by your hair went off. 

“Vault successful. Heading out soon.” Hope's voice rang through. 

He leaned down, his hands gripping the arm rests of the chair. You looked up at him. Smirks on both your faces.

“One of us is going to have to crack.” His voice was so low you almost couldn’t understand him. The accent wasn’t helping either. 

The tension was high as he was merely centimeters from your face. The second you walked into this hotel you knew it would end like this. 

Did you mind? No. To be truthful his file photo was pretty handsome. 

There was a reason you were so quick to take this mission. You one knew you could distract him but also. You wanted to distract him. 

He was a bad man. Your group hated him. But imagine how much he could help your club. You could own half the island with him. 

Race on the side and become higher up in the world. The UnderGround was bound to end someday. These guys were too good. It’s not like Hope is going to be able to take down her sister.

Everyone saw how she looked when her sister was mentioned. She could never hit the killing shot. It would have to be here to give the go on it. 

This other option had so much more potential for you in the long run. 

You had betrayed an agency before. Shadow wasn’t so keen on you. 

Midas just had better options for you. Of course you’d be a double agent. Feeding info to both sides never choosing one. 

This time you’d choose a side. 

“Why don’t you give in then? You seem like you want this.” Your teasing voice hit Montagues ears. 

He didn’t even care that you two were in the public lounge now. He chuckled and smashed his lips to yours. “I’d give in any time.” He said between kisses. His lips were cold yet they kissed you with such hunger. 

“You’re the most outstanding woman I've met. To act like you don’t care about the richest man on the map kissing you. Such a little bitch.” He fell back on his chair. Pulling you over with him. 

You slung your legs over and sat on his lap. 

“Maybe I don’t care.” You teased back, lips back on him. His only response was a quiet moan. 

His hands gripped your sides, causing a small gasp to escape your lips. “I know you care, how could you not, beautiful?” He shook his head. His hair shook slightly. 

He pulled you back and let his lips hold yours captive. 

He kissed with such eagerness. Were you truly this desirable? 

Perhaps he was just very horny. 

“Mission is a success. Head out now.” Hope's voice echoed in your ear as Montauges tongue explored your mouth.

You ignored the cue to leave. It will be easy. Just get up and walk out. Leaving the man hard and confused. 

Though you didn’t want to leave so soon. Or ever for that matter. 

“Let me walk you to your room, please.” His eagerness to see you to your room made your heart skip a beat. For him to be a gentleman even after such a hot make out sesh. 

You got off his lap and accepted his offer. He gave a flirty smile and headed up the stairs, leading you to your room. 

The sound of the door unlocking then quickly shutting was all you heard as your lips were sealed to Montagues again. He wrapped his arms around you tightly, not letting go. 

You let him hold you. He was deprived of someone.

He could have all the girls he wanted yet he refused to get too handsy. He would let them please him. Not giving much to them. Not like they cared, they just wanted the money.

You were different.

You made his heart melt.

His nerves flare up.

Your hands running through his hair caused him to be reminded of the boner growing painfully harder in his pants. 

“I have known you for only a few hours, yet I want you forever.” His husky words made you think. 

You pulled back from him. Looking up at him with a serious face. “Are you serious?” His answer would change your life and reputation forever. 

“More serious than I have ever been in my life.” He whispered in your ear. “As long as you aren’t taking me for my money I’d be glad to call you mine.” He kissed your neck as his hot breath tickled your skin. 

“I’ll take you for something else if you let me.” You moaned out receiving a chuckle from the man. 

“Thought you’d never ask.” He shoved you down on the silky bed. Trench coat being torn off and vest unbuttoned in seconds. 

—--

The way he had worshiped you in bed. Grabbed you in all the right places and made sure you were okay with anything; made you want to be his even more. 

You were his woman. The reason he was happy to get up in the morning. Sure he had money and a gift to turn anything to diamonds, but you were the best gift in his life. 

He had begged you to stay, bring your club here. He would help you out. 

He was so soft around you, yet such an ass hole to everyone else.

Even better. 

You never went back to the UnderGround. You never even notified them of your leave.

It must have shocked them all the moment your own Pub was established not too far from Grand Glacier. 

Not only that but your club had joined you. Hearing the perks and benefits of this new business deal. 

Not only did you own a part of the map, have Montague around your finger, and a biker club decked out in so many weapons the UnderGround would regret losing you, you also had power.

All the Millionaires on the map know you now. 

They know their boss doesn’t want his girl to be messed with. 

It was only a matter of time before the UnderGround was taken out.

After all, you have picked a side now.