thecottoncandylamb
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thecottoncandylamb · 1 day ago
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The Slay the Princess community on Reddit ate this up so I'm posting it here as well, pft.
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thecottoncandylamb · 1 day ago
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So turns out im gay thank you for the yaoi 🙏🙏🙏
CONGRATS ON THE HOMOSEXUALITY BROTHER
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thecottoncandylamb · 5 days ago
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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!
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thecottoncandylamb · 5 days ago
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I forget how much Twitter hates Hope being an important character in fortnite and it makes me so tired like. That's jonesy's DAUGHTER you animals he would hate you for talking about her the way you do.
I mean, don't get me wrong I'm always cool with people not liking characters but all of the arguments are "She's a mary-sue" when John fucking Jones , Mr Fortnite, Mr. "Reset the timeline and make an entire new universe because I'm sad and miss my friends uwu" is right fucking there?
You can't say Hope is while in the same breath sucking Jones off. It's pathetic and tells me that people don't care about the writing as Long as a MAN is in the main character.
Another thing, in relation to her powers. Valeria is right there. Shitting fire because why the hell not? (Relation to the gods. I know. It's relation to the gods) so there goes the question of hope's powers...hmmm.
I think at this point I'm just angry and wishing people would either learn to read or move the fuck on.
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thecottoncandylamb · 5 days ago
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thecottoncandylamb · 7 days ago
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september fortnite dump ^_^
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thecottoncandylamb · 11 days ago
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Bugs
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thecottoncandylamb · 11 days ago
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my honest to god reaction to hearing about the UnitedHealthcare CEO being murdered was to bust out laughing so hard I almost puked
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thecottoncandylamb · 16 days ago
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thecottoncandylamb · 21 days ago
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The villain decides to do the classic "team up to defeat a common foe" trope but it's been taking a lot longer than they had expected,the heroes are getting emotionally attached and it's starting to get weird.
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thecottoncandylamb · 21 days ago
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Microsoft Office, like many companies in recent months, has slyly turned on an “opt-out” feature that scrapes your Word and Excel documents to train its internal AI systems. This setting is turned on by default, and you have to manually uncheck a box in order to opt out.
If you are a writer who uses MS Word to write any proprietary content (blog posts, novels, or any work you intend to protect with copyright and/or sell), you’re going to want to turn this feature off immediately.How to Turn off Word’s AI Access To Your Content
I won’t beat around the bush. Microsoft Office doesn’t make it easy to opt out of this new AI privacy agreement, as the feature is hidden through a series of popup menus in your settings:On a Windows computer, follow these steps to turn off “Connected Experiences”:
File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Privacy Options > Privacy Settings > Optional Connected Experiences > Uncheck box: “Turn on optional connected experiences”
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thecottoncandylamb · 21 days ago
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Poking around the Slay The Princess fandom I've noticed people seem to identify the red flowers outside the The Thorn's cabin as roses, which I can sort of understand given the classic associations of red roses and romance and rose thorns, but they definitely don't have the classically romance English rose shape you'd associate with those tropes.
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They could be more like a prim rose with their flat simple petals, but given their distinctive black stamen they look to me more like poppies. Poppies have that black center, commonly come in red, also have thorny stems, but are also symbols of deep sleep and death due to.... you know... Poppy seed and milk of the poppy being the main source of opiates -- opium, morphine, codeine, and heroin-- all traditionally used as painkillers and sedatives because they don't just dull the pain, they induce a sense of euphoria that overrides it. It's part of why they're so dangerously addictive.
A potent commentary on The Thorn's status as a version of The Princess so overwhelmed by the pain of abuse and betrayal, ensnared inescapably by cutting thorns, but numb under her garden of poppies, her self medication, her escape without escape.
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thecottoncandylamb · 21 days ago
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AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok
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thecottoncandylamb · 21 days ago
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i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror
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thecottoncandylamb · 21 days ago
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saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game
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thecottoncandylamb · 21 days ago
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thecottoncandylamb · 21 days ago
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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus
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