#Addicted to Spuds

[queenrepent]

ough.......

[versus-weird-al]

Winner #40!

The results are in and the winner of our fortieth poll - "Addicted to Love" (Robert Palmer) vs. "Addicted to Spuds" (Weird Al) - is...

"Addicted to Spuds"!

"Addicted to Spuds" got 75% of 24 votes, while its opponent "Addicted to Love" got 16.7%. 8.3% of voters elected to see results.

So far the score is...

Originals: 7, Weird Al: 14

Bonus Medley Score:

Originals: 8, Weird Al: 11

[kenandeliza]

Some Billy and FreddyHeadcanons

For freddy: based on this panel from captain marvel jr 28

and a previous headcanon in this post

(Tl dr of that post: I headcanon Freddy used to swear a lot because of his family being sailors, he tries to minimize it ever since becoming captain marvel jr [a role model for children including Billy]

An additional headcanon i like to add is that Freddy starts to pick up on Billy’s style of swearing

*scenario where the criminal gets away*

CMJ:”Holey moley! He got away again!?”

CMJ slowly realizing what he said:”….’holey moley’!? I’m becoming more like Marvel now!”

citizen he just saved:” ah yes, the common teenage angst of not wnting to be similar to their father, because it’s too embarassing for them 🥰”

CMJ:*internal screaming*

Meanwhile Billy who’s in another place: *obliviously drinking his capri-sun*

speaking of capri sun,

a headcanon for Billy (if this is similar to golden age Billy Batson who got trapped in suspendium since the 50s to the modern world)

i like my friend’s headcanon for this:

Billy definitely goes fucking wild for caprisuns even as Marvel. He finds a pack of them in the cafeteria with the note that anyone can have one, and he raves about it for a week straight to the rest of the league

League member: "Your capri-sun addiction is just as worse as martian manhunter's addiction to oreos"

Captain marvel: "I can't help it! They don't have capri-suns back in my time!" (This line will only work If this version of captain marvel is stuck in suspendium since the 40s or 50s)

(and the rest of the JL is wondering "back in your time!?" Pondering how old marvel is exactly)

Wonder woman: "the feeling is mutual, ice creams are delicious and i didn't have them back in my time"

headcanon is inspired by my friend @the-brash-spud

[hardcoregamer]

10 Best Farming Sim Games, Ranked

It seems laughable that growing spuds, milking cows and maintaining the farmstead could offer such a fun, relaxing and rewarding experience, but somehow against the odds, this collection of games sinks their hooks in and keeps us playing for hundreds of hours.

Have a look!

[variousqueerthings]

I'm intrigued...who is Sick Boy?

SICK BOY!!!!

@le-red-queen I'M BEING ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT SICK BOY WHAT A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!

sick boy is a useless silly little criminal baby boy punk who's addicted to heroin

he's one of the ensemble of the movie trainspotting which i would recommend with a whooole bunch of content warnings if you have triggers or squicks

it's an iconic movie based on an iconic book, about a group of scottish addicts who rail at the nature of the world around them and the hypocrisy of 90s capitalism (ohhh sweet summer children), but also double-cross each other, have anger issues, drag each other down, and fuck up their own lives in various ways -- the score is also a work of art!

sick boy's character in this story is someone who pretends to be generally unaffected by the life they're in, obsessed with james bond, and on the whole the somewhat shallow it-girl of the team, if you will, but there are a lot of strong clues in the first film that suggest that he feels far more than he lets on, and he goes through his own personal tragedy in the movie as well

but yeah he's kind of head-empty bimbo too

in the sequel, x amount of years later, the writing decided to focus more on him and his dynamic with the lead character, renton (played by ewan mcgregor), and where their lives have ended up now they're no longer youths who can push away the accountability for their own lives and the world around them. it leans more heavily on them having a lot of homoerotic tension, and having had A Past in which they were best friends and how becoming addicts gradually pulled them from one another, but maybe they'll find their way back again who knows, which is a little different from the first movie in which the outlook is generally quite bleak (they're both quite bleak, but the first one is by far the more tragedy-based narrative)

all grown up sick boy, still a bimbo

the other two leads of this dynamic are begbie and spud, and they do have large parts to play in both of the stories as well. fun links, begbie is played by robert carlyle who's in plunkett & macleane with JLM and he's been very open about playing the former of these roles as a closeted gay man... the latter is my own imagination, but i see you mr robert carlyle (yeah I originally wrote richard idk why either, sorry i did that to u mr carlyle)

but yeah. trainspotting. amazing movie. unfortunately all your brother's edgy friends are into it too, it's kind of one of those "if your boyfriend's favourite films are american psycho, fight club, the matrix, and trainspotting, run" movies, but you know. don't hold that against it 😂

the sequel: a bit self-indulgent, but I'm the person being indulged and it's genuinely fun seeing these actors who've remained close throughout all these years return to some of their career-making roles, and explore a little more of the book lore + look, i read too much into it maybe, but both ewan mcgregor and JLM are recovering alcoholics, and seeing them as middle-aged men playing the parts of recovering addicts, it's... good. i think this movie is good, in a very different way to the first one. renton and sick boy do not make out, but there's a character who says they're definitely in love and ought to fuck, and she's so right for that

in conclusion:

highly recommend it

[april-17-rose]

This man 😩😩😩😩

Delicious Dylan 💙🤤

[i-ate-pog]

Evil regretevator headcanons pt. 2

TW: Abuse mention, slur usage mentioned, misanthropy

WallMark is literally drug addict x anger issues

Mannequin_Mark would hit his kids and people around him in order to get them to stop doing something he considers bad (PS: it doesn't work)

Infected would use slurs when raging and in jokes (he knows it's slurs(he'll apologize only if several people tell him to))

Prototype would press his head to Scag's screen, where her forehead is supposed to be, and make kiss noises, making it look like he gives her forehead kisses :3

Scag went through "cringe" "k" "SWEETCORE" pipeline on his kisses

Split and Scag would've been friends if Scag wasn't literally a talking screen

Prototype was supposed to be an assistant in a shopping center/ entertainment complex/etc. (which is the reason they look cute and know several languages)

Lampert hates illnesses and ill people because of what happened to Infected

Lampert possessed a dead body at some point

Spud! has misophonia

That's it

Bye

[chaifootsteps]

"If you can't handle a bit of fetishized rape you shouldn't even be watching this ADULT SHOW for ADULTS, you immature child. It's too complex for you! To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the merits of on screen twink assault-" "Addict and the clips from Poison are exactly the same" Yeah these mongs in the tags can tongue my fartbox, the show is rated 16+ (or 14+ ? Idk i'm super drunk thanks for the idiotic rating system amazon :/)so part of the intended audience is in fact, minors. The fact it's handled about as carefully as a pack of greased up hogs with IBS that were fed laxatives and released on a submarine is whats pissing people off, you tone deaf spuds. You buffoons. You fucking intellectual stalactites. The show is about as "mature" as a poop joke, in rating AND tone. Those songs are so different they might as well not even be about the same character. Even the lyrics for Addict were infinitely more creative and told a better story. Poison is just generic sounding popshit for fujoshis who have never read a fucking book aside from "Where's Waldo" (spoilers: they never finished it). Go listen to Poison by Alice Cooper instead. It has nothing to do with hazbin but it's a better song with the same name so whatever. I feel like I'm beating a dead horse since this has been discussed a whole lot the last day or so, but the lack of basic comprehension skills is killing me. I just needed to complain and I'm sorry for stinking up your ask box. These people make me feel moronic for enjoying some aspects of this rancid swamp-ass smelling show. Context is repelled from their brains like water off a ducks back, never to be absorbed. Only to spill and be lost amongst the flowing tides of drool cascading from their slacked, open jaws. Twin Niles of media illiteracy and bacteria. PS Adam was pretty based for just wanting to crush puss and eat ribs all day. Relatable, ect.

Oh no, your stink was welcome in my askbox. I love an Anon who can turn a phrase and hoo boy, did this.

Agreed on Adam. Also helps that he wants to kill off every last character in Viv's stupid Hell, which same. Increasingly so.

[versus-weird-al]

Please listen to both songs before you vote!

"Addicted to Love"

"Addicted to Spuds"

[1super-nova5]

I have been thinking about a reverse/swap au of Regretevator. Both MR and Folly are demigods (And their friends). Gnarpy Is an alien that travels from planet to planet out of curiosity, Before landing on earth and finding Frank (Spud). Bive and split are still lesbian (except they're actually together), but their names are Vibe and Coco (a coconut instead of a banana).

I have multiple other ideas for this such as Melanie being alive, Pilby being the fallen God (instead of MR) and has two forms both butterfly related, Poob is very close to Pilby but he is still a noob (basically taking the place of Enfonso), lampard being addicted to the germ pop, and MR looking like an axolotl.

[doyourememberrocknrollradio]

Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary - Addicted To Spuds

[renaultphile]

So is Ralph just trying to be deliberately annoying in that scene?

So on the back of all these kisses, I wanted to revisit that chapter two 'ellipse'. Not that it matters, but I'm in the 'no kiss' camp, probably my main reason being that Ralph says this afterwards:

"Now you see what I mean, Spud. It would never have done, would it? Well, goodbye"

Which bears a striking resemblance to this thing he says in the 1953 edition after giving Laurie the mystery painkiller and being asked what it is:

"It's probably addictive and you're having chronic pain, so I shan't tell you." It occurred to Laurie that, from most people, he would have resented this.

Why would Ralph say 'it would never have done' like that? The man's an absolute comedian. Maybe that's why Laurie says 'Sorry dearie' to him on the boat. It's revenge. Maybe it wasn't a nice innocent kiss at all, because Ralph was trying to prove a point. Maybe Ralph was doing that really annoying thing of saying or doing something hurtful so that Laurie would stop hero-worshipping him and fall out of love with him and forget him.......which never usually works in fiction 😉

[greyfection-au-asks]

for folly (maybe even the creator)

why did you posses wallter and why do you act wonky now (did you get possesed by the thing that possesed wallter too or what)

// I'll give you both answers ^_^

"It's truly simple, really... The power to grow by feasting upon the dread of all those who have fallen to me makes me feel quite ravished... And the fear that falls upon those who are still aware and surviving... Their secretive single sob sessions amuse me greatly and only power me further... I chose to do this myself, of course, so no, I am not possessed by myself..."

"Also I am unsure of what you mean by wonky, but that doesn't matter... My strength is only increasing with each passing day... And once I have gotten Spud in my grasp, nothing is going to stop me from taking over entirely..."

--Folly

// And the reason I did it was because one, I was bored. Two, I had this idea that Wallter's addiction would become a big problem. Three, I have problems /silly. And four, why not.

// making a side note I love how serious I wrote Folly's response to be then I just ramble for my part

[regretevatorscifiau]

anyways ur Mr is so interesting looking can we get some fun facts

Sure thing! (i dont know if your asking about facts about mr, but im gonna give u mr fun facts.)

Well for starters, MR’s full name is MRManeuver (in my au).

Hes 35

MR’s pronouns are he/it

MR has 3 mouthes, when all of his mouthes are open, it becomes relatively seeable that all 3 mouthes are seperated, when only 1, 2 or none of his mouthes are open, they look conjoined.

MR doesnt like birthdays or surprises.

MR has Anger issues and hes like depressed but not depressed its hard to explain

He hates cats and dogs.

He is indeed a closeted gay (everyone in the science team has seen the pride flag popsocket on his phone so they know hes gay LMAO)

MR has therapy sessions sometimes (clover is his therapist)

(answering someone who asked this a bit ago, no hes not trans. mr is cis.)

MR can painlessly take his head off, but if his head is too far from his body he suffers what feels like a migraine, heart attack and cramps at the same time. (he has PTSD from it)

He sleeps with Unpleasant (dont take that the wrong way, they dont have a spare bedroom in the lab and unpleasant refuses to sleep on a pet bed or in one of the lab chambers/rooms. unpleasant sleeps on the far corner and tries not to touch mr)

MR and Unpleasant have kissed before, and when they did MR made a joke about it and he still jokes about it sometimes and it pisses Unpleasant off a lot.

MR smokes and Unpleasant is very against it, so is Spud!.

Hes a mad coffee addict, but so is Clover and Spud!.

[b1tches-lov3me]

Okay here's fun facts about the renrenren au

(will be edited.)

Bive : she is an she/her/xe. Yes xe's pronounces are just 3.. she's not even an nonbinary but she's a women who describe herself as an xenogender even tho she ain't non binary.. she likes to eat carrots and mashed potatoes. And muffin twirl toast...she was once a detective until she worked as an lemonade stander person.

Wallter : Wallter is married with mark (as you know.) Wallter has cataracts which that's why he sometimes he wears glasses! He likes to eat shrimp fried rice! Wallter is transgender because yes. He fell inlove with mark while mark and Wallter was co-workers..Wallter is an employee at an office called roffice, mark and Wallter are working there. Still...

Gnarpy : this alien xenogender cat is perhaps to not even the best one to get along with humans..but xe get well with non-humans and cats! But when xe decided to be friends with an human! Xe first human friend was mach! Well maybe xe sometimes normalized to be friends or interacted with a human! Gnarpy sometimes to be cat moded. Which mean's that xe's is still cat coded! Xe loves cat foods like fish,rats even...uhh chickens.

Spud : spud cannot talk but he has training for 3 years to talk but sometimes he can talk...spud cannot even imagine how you describe things because he has a really hard understanding..spud was actually an boy who was experimented..his favorite food Is spam meat.

Mark : mark is a short husband for Wallter! He even sometimes hug Wallter chest because uhhh...breast addiction? Sometimes they find it cute when mark is clingy like a baby koala.. mark is sometimes jealous when Wallter is hugging or petting or flirting with other people, mark favorite food is just a coal..and also likes matcha tea! He doesn't have legs because an incident happened since he was working at his job to fix wallter's office (where Wallter is working.) mark would definitely listen to post-malone but sometimes some members of the renrenren's are bullying him for listening to post-malone except for his tall ass malewife Wallter.

Infected(Kasper) : infected has a disease called "STPK" aka "sore throat prologued kimera" where an disease if a patient lungs are not treated right then the patient will get STPK. kimera is a invasive but if you wear tissues keep it in you're nose you're not invasive! Infection sometimes wear scenecore outfits! He is frenemies with lampert even tho mark and Wallter doesn't trust infected for cutting his hands off. He loves eating Meatball..when infected was founded to be the one who cutted lampert arm, pest fucking throws him to the window.

Lampert : his hands are amputated because infected out of nowhere cutted his arms..and having the reason where pest was actually bloodlust and mind controlling him, although praying mantises doesn't have mind controls.. lampert really needs a big comfort.. because he's struggling with existential crisis. And mental breakdowns..lampert likes to listen to mitski (I'm liquid smooth) all day so it could calm him up. Although split could know what's going on with him since after Wallter and mark got divorced and remarried few weeks later. He hasn't even recovered from that terrible memory. Lampert likes to puddings.

Split : split is fat and would likely to say banana instead of swear words. Split has fat cat leg's. And when she's crying she will lay down and cry like a cat would do. She is an half snail but her antenna is eaten by gnarpy because gnarpy likes to eat each other people..split walks very slowly because she a snail. She likes to bananas and riced oiled and green onion with spider eggs on it. She always say "holy bananas! Delicious as always!"

Unpleasant : this mf always get jumped by the others (except for split and folly) and the most forgettable bitch in the au

Gregoriah : she works at gaggleland! Right hand is replace by a sharp triangle that make no use. gregoriah always licks catnips because she loves catnips! And have her daily licking! But if her friends found out she do catnips they jumped at her. Gregoriah really loved eating natto! If the natto has the right ingredients she would likely eat it! She likes to drink milk! Gregoriah really like to bother gnarpy or Dr retro!

Dr retro : she's the medic of the group! She can talk but sometimes speak German! Retro do have Lazer beams and heal beams! She doesn't like people who touching her. She will bite you so hard.

Carolina mach : mach has a Alexithymia. An disease that made human have no emotions. Mach fakes it all Infront of strangers and Infront of her show.. as but mach couldn't feel anything..mach doesn't even like to talk about her life. But when she feels like it she would talk about it.. Carolina favorite food are an slice of apple and boiled squids..she thought faking emotions would make her have feelings.

Folly : this dream parasite is having connections with the fox lady, she was born in 900 japanese. For that folly married her brother rolly to decieve her own soul. But then she killed rolly to decieve one another, this lead her to despair and clichè happening to her, the fox lady who witnessed her clichè offer her to switch bodies and souls so her curse will be gone, folly who has trust issues switch bodies with the fox lady not knowing that she's tricked and have a curse where she cannot decieve anyone anymore but go to anyone nightmare to kill one another..she has been ignoring mach for 8 years after a battle with her...wallter is the only trusted friend for her..folly would shapeshift into anything but not anything but yokai's and urban legends and japanese demons like enzukai,kitsune and any other demons.

Poob/party noob : poob is currently married with pest, poob has an centipede like legs. Everyday is his birthday. He used every pronounces she want. Because pronounces don't matter he said sarcastically.

Michè: she died because of folly deceived her.

Slimyim: slimyim simply is a meaty jester. Only stuck in a wooden piece. Acting nothing happened but eventually, folly cursed her(idk Slim's pronounces sorry) because slimyim is actually michè but in return of faith. Deceivingly by folly and cannot move but if someone turned her back to michè folly will rage and turn the person who michè back. Will be cursed and be part of her body. Although slimyim doesn't care, she has been stuck in there for over 1200 years before the birth of bugbo.

Pilby: pilby use ce/cim. Pilby gender is a yes..yeah ig that's it (the creator of the renrenren au hates. Pilby)

Jeremy: Jeremy is just they're well known uncle like person. Jeremy told slimyim to kys before folly would notice.

MR: he had an affair with Dr retro 12 years ago and the contract broke due to Dr retro betrayed Mr's order, Mr is the goddess of evil and Mr has an lover named enphoso, Mr and folly argues alot, Mr is PAN.

Enphoso: you're local buddy who sells worth stuff! And has a lover that is Mr!

Stat: shes me lol