#Actual children

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

UNKNOWN NUMBER: We have your child.

HOTCH: Which one? Emily? Spencer? Derek? What are your demands?

UNKNOWN NUMBER: No, Jack. It’s the daycare. We’re closing soon. Please come get your son.

[wearecrowley]

[julisworking]

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[kathrynmhahn]

the mentalist 3.12

[theiravshade]

"See Amanda's reaction there? For some reason, these two were giggling...They couldn't stop giggling. All the way through this. I finally sent them away and kept the shots tight enough that we didn't see them in the background."

"The scene is a very difficult one for Danielle and for Michael to play. And here Michael's sitting there looking at these two people…and Rick was making Amanda laugh and Amanda was making Rick laugh. So they got sent to their rooms."

-Martin Wood, director of Stargate SG-1 | Menace

[apethalibut]

CHAOS

[yuri-is-online]

"leona says fuck them kids" im freaking dying

Not as fast as the kids I hope

[jakemcdormans]

And so after 26 days, three major injuries, two production designers, and $18 million of the Vatican's money… Mathilde and the Sisters of the Coin completed the most ambitious commercial in history.

MRS. DAVIS (2023) 1x05 “A Great Place to Drink to Gain Control of Your Drink”

[mangodelorean]

Tale of the Nine Tailed 1938 | Episode 06

[shadowbugtidbits]

Bad Idea:

Giving a Shadowbaby non-toxic finger paints and some paper for them to play with and turning your back for one minute.

Good luck trying to get all the paint splatters off your fancy rug. :)

[paddockbunny]

I’m not a royalist, loyalist, whatever but the amount of people being vile about 3 little children to push their “every British person is racist” & “Meghan and Harry, me, me, me” narrative is DISGUSTING!

Updated; I’m getting abused by some nutter American on tiktok who is calling me a racist because I said Harry left an hour after the ceremony ended to go see his child on his birthday and that’s a good dad like 🫠 tell me the entirety of the USA have a chip on their shoulder ABOUT EVERYTHING and like to embarrass themselves without telling me the entirety of the USA have a chip on their shoulder ABOUT EVERYTHING and like to embarrass themselves

[runawaycarouselhorse]

Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!

[divine-buster]

[I.D.: fanart of Utena and post-ohtori Anthy from Revolutionary Girl Utena. a full-color Anthy sits at a colorless table, next to a kitchen island, looking at a laptop with a hand on her chin and her other hand twirling a phone cord. The laptop has a video of Suletta and Miorine from Witch from Merucy, with the text "¿Yuri?" in all caps with an eyebrow raise emoji. While anthy looks at this, Utena gazes at her from the foreground, smiling, and Chuchu climbs up the other end of the table. / End I.D.]

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[fanaticalthings]

Just a cute lil thought:

Since Bruce's kids all love to play around and hide in his cape as Robins, I wonder if he makes them blankets out of the same materials as his cape so they can have a piece of security when Bruce isn't there?

I remember in Dick and Jason's older comics (correct me if I'm wrong), they used to stay up late waiting for Bruce when he'd go out as Batman alone, so I'm gonna take this as confirmation that all his kids have done this at some point.

So now I'm totally gonna hc that in order to encourage his kids to not stay up late for him or as a way to help them feel more safe and secure when he's not there, he makes them all blanket replicas of his cape for them to snuggle with :')

And also just imagine his kids all grown up, and they STILL have the blankets with them, regardless of if they've moved out.

[ruestheday]

one of the biggest lies the fandom will tell you is that alfred pennyworth is a good man.

he’s horrible. people just don’t realize he’s horrible because they’re all too focus on the superheros.

not many people in the fandom know this, but alfred literally has a daughter. her name is julia. why does no one know about julia? BECAUSE HE ABANDONED HER. it’s canon that he chose the waynes over his OWN CHILD. when she’s introduced in the comics she hates her dad because he abandoned her in england to raise a child that wasn’t even his.

the infamous jason “a good soldier” memorial? yeah, alfred did that. bruce wanted it taken down. alfred also left jason’s destroyed robin suit on display.

alfred is the reason tim is robin. dick and bruce are trapped by two-face and alfred just… gives tim a robin costume and sends him on his way. no formal training. no anything.

ever blame dick for damian becoming robin? wrong. it was alfred. dick was against it. alfred is the first one to give damian the robin costume, like he did to tim years before. dick did eventually choose damian as his robin, but that was while damian was ALREADY ROBIN. (he even tells tim that he doesn’t pick tim to be his robin because he considers tim to be an equal, not a sidekick, but i digress)

when bane breaks bruce’s back, alfred literally packs up and leaves. he travels. he just drops everything and goes to explore the world, until dick eventually hunts him back down.

it’s also a common theme that alfred couldn’t find the right balance between being a father figure and a butler, so he was constantly enabling bruce growing up (and still does) because technically bruce was his boss… even though he had custody of him.

edit: actually technically (in some runs) bruce’s uncle has custody of him but literally makes being absent an olympic sport But you get what i mean

edit two: fixed the spelling mistakes that text to speech tiktok made me aware of. u guys are fake for not telling me. anyways fuck ai content farm accs