#Ab theories

[animaticbattleconfessions]

contributing to the quaddy quarrel theory. May I suggest This Fucking Drawing Made By Animatic on the elimination stairs (high quality picture grabbed from the AB RP game on roblox, which does have greenyguy working on it, so I’d say it’s a reputable source in this aspect)

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[unhappy-sometimes]

i don't think twilight is buff. like, i bet he's fit. toned, perhaps. but like, super chiseled? no. working out to have a ton of definition is a lot different than working out to maximize strength and agility, which is what i think he does.

[strangerathecinema]

hypothetically, what if we invited our spanish study group to our newly bought apartment that we both share and while they’re over there’s a knock at the door and it’s the pizza delivery guy and we can’t decide who should go let him in so we roll a dice and one of the sides makes you leave to get the pizza and it lands us in the darkest timeline and our friends all get traumatized and you lose your larynx from attempting to eat a flaming troll doll but it’s okay because we’re still best friends despite it all and we wear felt goatees together?

[sreppub]

float

[fins0up]

"unpopular opinion" (that should be popular): i think public schools should start teaching ab intersex people.

[idle-compy]

i couldn't get this idea out of my head

[itsjust-meman]

once.

upon.

a.

time.

there.

was.

a...

big.

spaceship.

and?

aliens.

and?

mercenaries.

and?

war.

and?

betrayal.

AND?

romance?

and?

karate.

AND!

credits!

the!

end.

we should write a screenplay together.

cool. cool, cool, cool.

[jae-in-a-trenchcoat]

Yasammy for the beginning of Pride Month!

[redr0sewrites]

i will forever defend these two- NOT to start discourse but they are both so heavily mischaracterized by the fandom its INSANE like omg yes they are flawed but they are also trying their best PLEASE leave them alone 🙏🙏🙏

as usual im yapping in the tags if anyone cares

[r3medialch8os]

since it is clear to all my favorite episode is my namesake i'm going to outline some of my favorite things about remedial chaos theory.

everything leading up to the Darkest Timeline scenario. before we get to the darkest timeline, several time bombs are planted. we as an audience gradually learn about these but the characters' knowledge of them resets with every new timeline. for one, annie's gun is only adressed in the first timeline. then, in the second timeline when shirley storms out, we become aware of the fact that when the door is slammed hard enough, the rolling boulder model is triggered. further, we learn about britta smoking, pierce bringing alcohol, and the troll doll and its effect on troy. all of these things come to a head in the darkest timeline. troy leaves hastily because he doesn't want to miss anything therefore slamming the door, which triggers the indiana jones model. then the rest follows. it's genius because the chaos was unpredictable but as the audience we recognize all the elements that make it that way.

in every timeline, pierce makes a joke involving eartha kitt. the comedy of it is that every time, the segway he employs is more outlandish. it seems like a gag until jeff's timeline comes up. when jeff leaves to get the pizza, pierce in fact does not make the joke, showing us he was doing it to impress jeff the whole time, offering character insight.

jeff hits his head on the ceiling fan in every timeline. again, it seems random, until at the end annie deems it as 'karma'. we realize then, that jeff hitting his head throughout all the timelines was a karmic punishment this whole time, because he was being unfaithful in his pizza-getter divising system which governed the timelines in the first place.

there is a lot to be said about the implications about what happens when a certain group member leaves. troy's leaving causing the darkest timeline has been thoroughly discussed. what i find most interesting about this particular fact is that the timelines are not real, or so they are denoted. it is emphasized over and over again that abed is the one making up the timelines. therefore we can assume his subjective opinion influences the outcomes of the timelines. we could even assume that the whole episode takes place in his brain. it gives a lot of weight to the significance of troy leaving. in any case, it's not just that particular timeline that's interesting on this front.

when abed leaves to get the pizza, every pairing in the study group has some form of a heart-to-heart and then a disastrous outcome of that very moment resulting into a fight. they go through emotional rollercoasters, maybe more so than they have all episode. it is interesting to note that abed's departure allows the study group to access their emotions more freely, whether they be positive or more negative. it's intriguing how abed assuages these intense emotions, and how these kinds of emotional confrontations would have never happened with his being there.

the timeline where jeff leaves is also fasinating as it clearly illustrates how the group will still have fun without jeff, maybe even more so when he's gone. this is also shown in s03ep01 but becomes even clearer here. the group becomes more carefree, cheery. 

the prime timeline, the one where jeff gets the pizza, is when abed catches the die. this scene is hilarious because none of the study group members have experienced the timeline scenarios as we the audience have because they are in fact living their lives in the timeline as is considered normal. this is what makes it extra funny that they indulge abed in his lengthy verbose speech. they really like each other a lot. it's cool.

anyways, this episode is my very favorite ever and i could talk about it forever. 

[diary-of-a-pretentious-asshole]

List of ships/people my grandma agrees with me are gay combined with her own statement:

•Troy and Abed- “Oh my” 🫢

•Ben Affleck and Matt Damon- “Straight women don’t even do that” 😨 and “Are their wives are ok with that?!” 😟

•Spock and Captain Kirk- “Oh yeah, they’re super gay” 😄 and “No wonder my mom didn’t want us watching it” 😆

•House and Wilson- “Aww, that’s sad” 🙁

•Hannibal and Will Graham- “Oh” 😰

•Eve and Villanelle- “Oh” 😰

•Regina and Emma- “How do you keep track of all that?” 🤨 and “Oh” 😰

•Batman and Joker- “Oh” 😰

•Deadpool and Spiderman- “Aww they’re good for each other” 🥰

•James Buchanan & William R. King- “Oh like Abe Lincoln” ☺️

•Susan B. Anthony- “Too bad she’s racist” 🙁

Bonus- People my grandma convinced me are gay + my reaction:

•Abe Lincoln- “His wife was chill” 😼

•Raj and Howard- “You’re so right” 🫢

[sid3buns]

DAY 1 of Blue Lock Rarepair Week for @bllkrarepairweek !

The prompt is cooking. Bris on a bbq date ; Barou will NOT let Isagi grill any meat.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Friendly reminder that the best timeline in Remedial Chaos Theory does not represent Abed hating Jeff. each timeline represents what Abed thinks the members bring to the group and what happens when it is lost. Jeff leaving and thus bringing the superior timeline doesnt mean Abed hates Jeff - he notes in other episodes that Jeff helps hold the group together, despite his flaws, or else what would be the point of a Winger speech that always rouses and inspires them? Rather, Jeff leaving and thus bringing about the superior timeline in this episode shows that while Jeff's keeping the group in line helps in some scenarios, it can also be harmful, because sometimes everyone needs to be allowed to be a little silly.

[idle-compy]

i drew this with my thumb

[mmyashas]

Hello my dearest qsmpers. My lorers. my. Yeah. can people please tell me some of their favorite creepy / unsettling / horror moments in qsmp? it can be anything.vYour favorite little guy. anything.

[buryme-atmakeoutdawn]

Abed is essentially Matpat, like put these two in a room together and they WILL find a way to connect every single piece of media (TV shows, books, movies , music shakespeare, ect.) into the same universe and meet God