#ASKs

[ameetoe]

Were you planning on drawing Peach and Amy dressed as each other?

i wasnt but how could i not yknow

[your-fav-is-pregnant]

Anya mouthwashing (I’m a menace who needs to be put down)

uh oh! your fav, anya mouthwashing, got an abortion! she does not want that fuckass baby!

[was-mcr5-announced-today]

hey guys look at today's saint.

im going insane.

this is why i love mcr people bc who else would think to go looking for tour announcements in patron saints

[eydilily]

your wild life pearl design is so so soooo good I absolutely love it adore it!

thank you!!!!!! she's gotten a lot more skrunkly (and red) since the last time ive drawn her :')

[comicaurora]

Why do people keep watching a show that was created to whitewash the reputation of a company undergoing lawsuits over discrimination and sexual harassment?

I don't mean to be dismissive, but if Riot's intent was laundering its reputation, there are far more efficient ways to do that than overseeing an independent animation studio spending ten years and 250 million dollars painstakingly crafting an animated work of art that has so little in common with Riot's actual property that everyone actively warns new viewers away from in any way engaging with League of Legends

[manchesterau]

did dnp join bluesky??

dan messaged someone who had his name on there!

and he may have offered meet and greet tickets in exchanged

and now he's gonna get phil to message @danrifics for amazingphil dfghbnfgdfgh

[softnsweeet0]

i hope you plan to being clothes a few sizes up because damn…. I dont think your current wardrobe will make it to the cruise ;).

lol I kinda just gotta make due with what I’ve got. I did try on a few of the outfits I was planning and they seem to already be snug….at least a cruise seems like a pretty chill place to be a fatty spilling out of her own clothes 🥴

[gtws-in-various-places]

I beg of you, edit him in this image please.

anything for you

[hellsitegenetics]

has there been a marijuana post yet?

not yet, but the genome for it is in the database. so any one of these posts could end up being weed.

[frownyalfred]

Tim finding out about kryptonion germs improving immune systems and making a 57 slide power point presentation to show Kon titled "Just bros supporting bros: Why I need you to rail me to make up for my missing spleen"

9 of the slides are just photos of Gotham harbor

You win, this is the funniest microbiome ask I’ve gotten all day 🤣

[readwritealldayallnight]

im on my knees begging for jealous Simon headcanons 🧎🏻‍♀️

The thing about Simon is, he really has no reason to get jealous when it comes to you, and he knows it

He knows there isn’t anyone else who could make you smile so much your cheeks hurt, no one else who could make you laugh until you claim you’re going to pee your pants, no one else who could make you feel as good as he does, in oh so many ways, because you tell him so

You tell him that those same feelings of being loved, understood, appreciated, and wanted, those very feelings that you make him feel each and every day, he gives them back to you a thousand times over

He knows when you look in his eyes and tell him that you love him, that there isn’t a doubt in your mind that he is the only one for you, and nothing or anyone could ever change that

You’re as smitten with him as he is with you

Still though, Simon does have eyes

And while the logical part of his brain is telling him that he’s got no reason to be gritting his teeth and clenching his fists underneath the table, he can’t help but grow more and more frustrated with the way Soap and Gaz continue to flirt shamelessly with you

To be fair, you had warned him that keeping your relationship a complete secret from everyone would likely result is moments where Simon would have to watch you get hit on, and simply have to grin and bear it

That didn’t mean it was any easier, watching his only best mates try and work their charm on you, all while he sits at the same table and watches you roll your eyes at their advances

“Aw, come on love, just one chance, s’all I ask for!” The handsome, young sergeant practically whines to you, cheeky grin plastered across his features as he tries in vain to convince you to let him take you out some time

“Pfft, ye’d be nothin’ but a waste o’ her time, Garrick. We wouldn’t even ‘ave to to leave base for me to show ye a good time, bonnie.” The Scotsman winks at you, pointedly ignoring the way Gaz elbows him in the ribs at his comment

Throughout the entire exchange, Ghost’s gaze has never left your face, watching every time you scoff and roll your eyes at the men’s antics, reminding himself that you’re his, and he is yours, and the two sergeants are nothing more than pains in both of your asses

Finished with your pitiful meal from the dining hall, you stand from the table with your tray gathered in your hands, flipping your hair over one shoulder as you look towards the men trying to win your affection

“Once again, gentleman,” you say to them, knowing that they’re listening to your every word and watching your every move. “I don’t fraternize with colleagues. At least not the Sergeants.”

The two men groan in feeble protest at the mention of their ranks, having heard this reasoning from you before

“Ach, what if I get myself demoted, lass? I ken I could do that, easy!” Soap teases you, only kind of joking

“Mmm, don’t think that’ll work.” You reply, beginning to slowly walk away from the group, but not before glancing over you shoulder to lock eyes with Ghost and add, “You might have to become a Lieutenant. Those are more my type.”

The two Sergeants are staring after you, slightly gobsmacked, while their Lieutenant hides an overly smug and satisfied grin beneath his mask, shielding the pride that spread through him at your words

“Shite, sounds like you might ‘ave a chance, LT.” Soap laughs, smacking Ghost across the shoulder in a playful gesture, thinking that the larger man would never actually pursue you, let alone sleep in your bed almost every night

It’s a few weeks later when you and the rest of the 141 are all out for drinks at a nearby pub however, when Simon finds his instincts growing stronger than his insecurities

Because that’s just it isn’t it? He’s not feeling insecure when he sees you walk towards the bar by yourself to order a new drink, at least a dozen pairs of eyes watching you weave through the crowd in hopes of making a move on you

He’s not feeling insecure when he watches some tipsy idiot try and pretend he’s drunker than he really he is when he ‘accidentally’ bumps into you, apparently feeling the need to put his hands on you as he apologizes

He’s not feeling insecure when he watches you shove the guy off, reading your lips he knows so well as you tell the guy you’re not interested, nor is he insecure when he knows the idiot won’t give up that easily, likely asking if you’re here alone before you point over to where the 141 have overtaken a booth in the back

No, he certainly isn’t feeling insecure when he sees that the man never bothers glancing back to the table, still trying to land a hand on your body somewhere, when Simon’s instincts take over, rising from his seat without a word to the men who glance his way and ask where he’s going suddenly

He’s acting on pure instinct as he stalks over to you, the crowd parting for his large frame to move by without hesitation, locking eyes with you just as he lands a massive skull gloved hand on the tosser’s shoulder, wringing him around to face him

Your would be admirer isn’t feeling so confident now when he’s staring up at a 6’4” wall of muscle donned in all black apart from the white markings of his skull balaclava

If he were a more jealous man, Simon might take more time to admire the way you can practically hear this idiot gulp over the loud sounds of the music, the way his eyes bulge out of his head and how he looks nearly ready to piss himself on the spot

But your man knows who he is to you, and so instead he shoves the geezer away, turning to face you as one hand lifts up the bottom of his balaclava, just far enough to swoop down and meet your lips in a passionate tangle of tongue and teeth, tasting the alcohol on each other’s breath and the desire in your systems, a kiss that says to everyone else watching, including the bewildered Captain and Sergeants gawking from across the room, that you are his and his alone

[anniflamma]

HEAR ME OUT

THATS JUST A NORMAL DUDE!!

[charlott2n]

ok now how do I be hot

take hrt

[comicaurora]

Have you watched the new Arcane episodes?

my first "oh FUCK yeah" happened during the opening credits when I noticed Ekko's two shadows were moving like the hands on a clock and that momentum carried for basically the whole rest of the viewing experience

[todaysbird]

TERFs are not right wing. Right wing ideology is incompatible with radical feminism or any valid form of feminism at that.

I would have to disagree. I think that demonizing a minority group that forms a tiny percentage of the population and acting like that small group is a danger to women by virtue of existing falls in line with a lot of fascist beliefs, but people perpetuating transphobia want to believe they’re in the right, so they’ll come up with other reasoning and justifications for why it’s okay to hate *THAT* minority group.