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GUYS . i need 5 more business days to recover
my girl .. wtf are they doing ☹️☹️
#star wars#the bad batch#tbb omega#tbb#sw tbb#NAW CROSSHAIRS HANDS SHAKING WERE FOUL#10/10 cried#HUNTER FATHERING#CROSSHAIR FATHERING#ARE YOU KIDDING MR#my art#star wars fanart#star wars art#omega bad batch save me...#also i decided she doesnt have roots shwing for various reasons you can pick your favorite#option one she is blonde bcs nala se found it silly to make her and boba be different#option two nala se dyes her hair in the lab
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— stardust
the world is a vast place. in the grand scheme of things, humans are but a speck of dust; much like how you are sure you are nothing but a meagre speck of dust in the world he lives in, forever to be remained unseen. (if only you knew how you are the brightest star he'd ever laid his eyes upon.)
CONTAINS : gn!reader, 1.5k wc, royalty!au, contract marriage/marriage of convenience, fluff, smitten reca bc what would he be other than smitten, a little hint of bittersweet at the end if read between the lines aha...
A/N : ....i have a paper due monday. i havent started it. why do i do this to myself. (reca i love u can u not hear my cries and wails as fic after fic appears in my brain for u...)
Duke Reca of the northern territory; to many he is a well-accomplished noble, a young genius set for greater things, and the owner-slash-founder of the top theatre company. He is an idol — a role model to those who aspire to be more involved in the artistic side of the world.
To you, however, he is an absolute lunatic, the bane of your existence, and your contractual husband.
It's not like you had much choice. It was either: a) remain as a hollow puppet whose strings danced at your family's fingertips, or b) find some way to escape with outside power.
You, of course, chose the second option. Unfortunately, that somehow led to you meeting the young duke when out in the shopping district, trying to escape the suffocating presence of your family's knights accompanying you by running into a secluded alleyway, even if it was for but a momentary breather.
It was a whirlwind of a meeting... quite literally. Bodies flew; clothing tousled; breaths stolen. Well, at least for you it was like this. He, on the other hand, looked right as rain. (Lucky bastard.) You hadn't realised it was him at first, too absorbed in hasty apologies and the numbing bloom spreading across your backside like a wildfire (really, they ought to incorporate more padding in these flimsy clothes!), but when he uttered an apology of his own for not paying attention to his surroundings with an arm outstretched to help you stand, your mind all but blanked. What was someone of his status doing in a dingy alley? Didn't the newspapers report word of his self-confinement, having not stepped foot outside his manor in fervent preparation of his upcoming performance?
No, never mind all that; wasn't this a blatant opportunity being presented to you? An outside power that could help you escape the clutches of your family...
With gritted teeth, all sense of self-dignity was cast aside as you grasped his outstretched hand with both of your own, gazing into his widened eyes with your own narrowed ones.
"Your Grace, I know this is hardly the appropriate time nor place, but please... marry me!" Your words echoed within the enclosed space. Duke Reca blinked slowly down at you, and it was then you realised you never elaborated. "In... in a contractual marriage of convenience, of course."
"Oh?" he grinned, amusement and intrigue twinkling in his eyes. "And what is it you can offer me?"
"I..." Truthfully, there was nothing you could offer which would be beneficial to someone like him who had everything at the tips of his fingers. You were but a speck of dust in his world, merely floating and remaining unseen within his view. But even so, here you kneeled before him, his gaze wholly fixated on a speck of dust such as yourself. If nothing else, you at least had your desperation — a desperation to be your own person. "My lineage may be from that of a baron's, but I am confident I can be of use to you if you would permit it. So long as you accept my offer, I will do anything to aid you, whether that be through practical means or a performance you wish to see."
A beat of silence.
"Ha... haha... ahahaha!!"
And, as if things couldn't get any worse than a sore rear and disgruntled self, you were pulled out of your daze by a pair of gleaming carmine eyes, a maniacal grin, and his body, now kneeled just like you were, so very close to your own.
"That determination... how brilliantly you burn with such an expression!" The sheer glee which bled through his tone sent shivers down your spine, having never realised someone so esteemed had such a side to him. The duke breathed a breathy laugh and slightly backed up, his hands still holding your arms. "Alright, I look forward to seeing how brightly you will shine in your performance, my dear leading actor."
...Was it too late to back out and find an alternative solution?
Admittedly so, for the next thing you knew vows were declared and you were moved into the duke's residence. You could still remember your family's aghast expressions the moment you declared you were marrying Duke Reca and thus cutting ties with them. It was oddly freeing to see their contorted faces reveal their true nature.
Life as the duke's spouse was... something, to say the least. His servants and attendants almost seemed to have shed tears of joy at the revelation of their ever so lonely duke (their words, not yours) finally settling down and getting married, asking you questions such as how you both met, what drew you to their duke, who popped the question first, why you chose him of all people, so on so forth. It was... cosy. Something you admittedly weren't very accustomed to, but found yourself welcoming nonetheless.
One thing you never expected was for the duke to have a little pet of his own; a little toad dressed in a miniature beret and matching suit, at that. Assistant Director is what Reca had called her, and you think for someone so obsessed with the arts he ought to up his naming sense. She was also quite susceptible to compliments, something you discovered when commenting on the little toad's cute attire, with the duke's baffling translation of her bashfulness and her own compliment on your own looks. Apparently. You're not really sure, but you're inclined to believe it ever since she claimed a spot on your shoulder.
As the days-turned-weeks-turned-months bled into each other, you found yourself oddly lost at how well-adapted you have become of your new life and the duke's personality. From impromptu displays of affection both in and outside the manor to sporadic radio silence on his end when wholly consumed by his fervent passion for a project, you sometimes wonder just how you're still alive with the amount of heart attacks the man has given you.
But despite his... eccentricities, to put it lightly, there are times where you can't quite put a finger on certain expressions he would make when he thinks you're not looking. They're unlike his (once again, to put it very lightly) passionate eyes when rambling to you during mealtimes about an upcoming performance the troupe has; unlike the sheer mania he can exude when something truly sparks his inspiration; unlike the playfully smug grin he would give you when swooping down in dramatic flair to press a long kiss to the back of your palm; unlike the rare darkening of his expression that you cannot help but stiffen at when something or someone in the troupe doesn't quite match his expectations.
No. These ones are... soft. A kind of tenderness and unprecedented longing able to be identified if scrutinised close enough. It was evident in the ghost-like touches he would trail along your skin, as though afraid just a little more force would do irreparable damage. It was evident in the attention to even the most minute details, having everything from clothing to food to the decor suited to preferences you yourself never realised you had. It was evident in the way unadulterated fondness leaked through his tone when his unique terms of affection for you slipped through his lips when all was silent and you were supposed to be asleep.
"My dearest star..."
...Much like now, it would seem.
The bed dips by where your knees slightly bend, hidden under the beige covers. A familiar musky scent surrounds you not long after, and you find yourself involuntarily relaxing at the comfort it brings as your head further burrows into the pillow.
You want to stay awake, even if it's just for a second longer, to hear what he has to say to your less than conscious state. But, oh, his fingers threading through your hair and softly massaging your scalp and the gentle touch of his forehead against yours and the subtle comforting warmth that rolls off his body in waves does little to help you fight the sleep which easily takes over.
Oh, whatever! You'll just try and catch what he has to say next time.
Eventually your breathing evens out, only soft snores now heard within the large shared bedroom. Upon noticing this, Reca cannot stop the fond smile which lifts the corners of his lips, nor can he prevent the softening of his eyes as he continues to gaze at your sleeping form.
"My dearest [Name]," he whispers into the dead of night. Even now, several months later, he still cannot believe his luck to have run into you in that alleyway. It must have been fate which made him heed its call, urging him he would discover something sure to escape that terrible slump plaguing him for weeks on end.
Sure enough, it brought him to something irreplaceable; something he has been searching desperately for.
You.
And, with the tenderest of kisses pressed to your forehead that would put even the most sickening romantics to shame, he murmurs words of promise against your skin, an oath he swears to uphold no matter the obstacles which stand before him.
"In this life, I will ensure you have only the best of endings."
if you enjoyed this, reblogs and/or comments are greatly appreciated <33
#mr reca x reader#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x reader#mr reca x you#honkai star rail x you#hsr x you#PEOPLE CAN FIGHT ME ON DUKE OF THE NORTH RECA IDC IDC I WILL NOT BACK DOWN !!! NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT??? NEVER GIVE UP !!!#im sorry . royalty aus are my achilles heel... my roman empire...#also literally the first thought i had when his model was first leaked was 'HES THE DUKE OF THE NORTH !!! HE HAS THE HAIR AND SUIT !!!!'#his lc when it was leaked further solidified that idea 🧍♀️#anyway his cn voice <3333 literally have had it looped for the whole day i kid u not ;w;;;#it just... hit everything perfectly.... the itch is well-scratched..........
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Them <3
#they're cutest thing ever#ive never seen mr. tansu smiling so wildli before...#arent kikikiki and kakakaka ways of laughing in japaneese old animes? i mean#in modern too#but its common in the older ones#idk#the best family around#mr. tansu#mrs. tansu#tansu folke#kiki folke#kaka folke#yarn folke#they're the best of the best of the best#look at them!#they look so proud of their baby kids...#you can tell kaka feels a bit proud too#this poor things#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#kiki dungeon meshi#kaka dungeon meshi#my shit
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its finally autism
#lego#lmk#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#monkey king#sun wukong#mk#monkie kid mk#qi xiaotian#six eared macaque#liu er mihou#macaque#mei dragon#long xiaojiao#lmk pigsy#lmk mr tang#lmk sandy#shadowpeach#qpr#animatic#mouthwashing#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#jimmy (fuck you) mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#i couldnt include all the frames for the animatic caus tumbrl doesnt allow more than 30 images 😿#ummm uhhhh#transgender monkeys#there we go i knew i was forgetting something
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Lotte Family concert © x x
#AT THE FAMILY CONCERT? THE LOTTE FAMILY SHOW?#Mr. Bang#bang chan#stray kids#christopher bang#come along now#also if u translate one of the tweets its like Oppa why are you so cruel and im laughing
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On Splinter and Colors
I know we all joke about Splinter giving the red-eared slider the nickname Blue and I agree that it is indeed a peak troll dad move, but consider-
This is what we see of the baby turtles in Goyles Goyles Goyles
And this is the same picture put through a colorblind filter showing protanomaly, or red deficiency
Through deuteranomaly, green deficiency
And through protanopia, total red blindness
Yeah, makes sense why Leo might be Blue.
(there's green blindness and blue deficiency/blindness as well, but Leo's eye bananas still looked red in those)
If you haven't gotten to high school physics yet or have forgotten that lesson: we have three cones in our eyes that respond to light of different wavelengths, perceiving the color red, green, and blue respectively. All the colors you perceive are a mixture of these cones receiving light and yelling at you. (except for purple, purple's kind of weird) (as is black and white, and magenta, and-there are a lot of non-spectral colors, actually) Color blindness occurs when one or more cones is bad at its job or not working, resulting in the eye having difficulty perceiving that wavelength or not being able to see it altogether.
Now, considering he did give another child Red, he most likely can tell some shades apart. So I doubt he's completely red-blind. But it's very possible that he's red-weak or green-weak colorblind and literally saw Leo as having blue stripes as an infant, because they were in a shade he had trouble seeing.
This could also explain why he wore yellow-tinted glasses. They might have literally helped him see better by filtering everything to a wavelength he could see more comfortably at.
But, you ask, why didn't the name 'red-eared slider' tip him off? Splinter's not a native English speaker. He's fluent, but it's his second language and it is very different from his first. English is a confusing and often contradictory language, so even if he realized that red-eared was meant to refer to the markings around their ears that were red-well, what does he know? English came up with all sorts of weird, misleading names for things. The black mamba isn't actually black, goldfish can come in all sorts of colors, and there's a frog called the mountain chicken. Who is he to argue?
#anyway i just thought of a funny scene where splinter is like#playing with some kids and refers to a blue block as red#and leo's like “yeah my crazy dad he was always fucking with us when we were younger”#and mrs o'neil pulls up a color blindness test on her phone “yoshi you're red-green colorblind”#“i am not!”#“what color are leo's stripes”#“they're red now but they used to be blue when he was a baby-”#“oh my god dad you ARE colorblind”#rottmnt#splinter#lou jitsu
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Prompt 211
The figure looked down at Billy. Billy looked up at the figure awkwardly from where he was digging through a trash can.
“Um… I can explain!”
Okay he honestly couldn’t, and instead threw a bag at them and booked it like his life depended on it. Which it might! Living in Fawcett meant that there were magical entities everywhere, even if they looked human, and he wasn’t going to get stolen by some fae!
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And they caught him. Great. He’s going to die now or get thrown back into foster care- huh? Food? They’re offering- no no, this is some fae bullshit, isn’t it! … But he’s also hungry, so maybe it’ll be worth it…
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Dan whose on parole seeing gremlin child: Huh why does he smell like magic#Dan: I’m going to get the weird child food#Dan listening to Billy complain over a sandwich: Oh no I can’t get attached#Dan: So I’ve gotten attached like finding a feral cat#Dan finding out Billy is Marvel: Oh no this kid is like 9- I was at least a teen-adult when I started doing hero-villian things!#Dan: Kid I’m getting you back into school even if it’s homeschool#Billy who thinks he just got adopted by some sort of fae thing: Sure why not Mr Fae-Dude#Time travelling hero who sees World Ending Threat getting dragged around by Smol Child several weeks later:
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I love Dadster.
I also love the concept of Dadster-in-law
#aka drawing#aka doodles#also just in case anyone asks i use gaster as a dad/bro interchangeably djkfgldge#gaster: how many children do you want to have#you: um#sans: DAD STOP IT ARGHGHGGRH#kid or no kid hes gonna act as a very exciteable grandpa#he wants to be invited to the wedding#void and deleted from the timeline be damned#like he’s gonna miss his son’s wedding#get real#you: dr gaster? mr gaster?#gaster: please call me dad#sans: (dying inside)#also gaster is so fun to draw
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cVB8qoZr5/?igsh=MXFsNW8wNm9qbWVpYg== the video of the hug! 🥹
🙃
#......give me the high-def footage....#i need to go even more feral than I already have#cupping the waist?? very loving protective husband of you carlos#Charles dropping the balaclava on the ground to clutch Carlos with both hands???#are you kidding me???? 😭#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#charlos#c2#gifs#mine#formula one#f1#ferrari#Monaco GP '24#2024#monaco grand prix#mrs-mckagann#ask
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Thank you for all the Pigsy art you have ever drawn I love Pigsy and he's one of the reasons I stay in the fandom but I don't see that much art of him where he's not just there as a background character. There is some but he just isn't as popular as some of the other characters (Same with Sandy, and also Tang even I think-) Also the way you draw him makes me grin 👍
every time someone enjoys pigsy i draw 52599 pieces of art
#KNOX ART (me)#asks#anon#PIGSY Monkie Kid#Lego monkie kid#monkie kid#drawing pigsy is healing for the soul#nobody else can match his soft looks#A FELLOW PIGSY APPRECIATOR HELLO |;A;/#ur so right dude ur so right#we need ourselves a pigsy appreciation server or something and collect all of the pigsy appreciators /hj#he is beloved in every way#i'm grinning right back at you dude#underappreciated side-characters appreciation squad HIGH FIVES#watch me write a solo pigsy fic- /j/j#well i kinda am writing a solo pigsy fic rn with Mr. Zhu's Kid but anyway
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Ranking mxtx couples by whether or not I think they'd be good parents
(I'm 90% sure I'm forgetting someone)
Yep, next question (S)-
Wangxian: tried and tested good dads. I wish them luck with the whole “trying to get wwx pregnant” thing
They have some shit to work through, but after that I think they'd be fine (A)-
Ling Wen/ Bai Jin: if we're just going off the original publication, I would put them in a much lower tier, but since the revised edition added that thing about them raising orphans together and said orphans turning out alright before unfortunate circumstances, I'm putting them up here. I think they'll be alright once they work through the miscommunication
Xiao Xingchen/ Song Lan: They obviously have a lot of trauma they're working through, but I'd like to think they and A-Qing will be a loving family in the long run
One of them would be a good parent, the other wouldn't be a bad parent (B)-
Jiang Yanli/ Jin Zixuan: there's no canon reason for me putting them this low. Jin Zixuan just gives off a mediocre parent vibe to me (and we all know Jiang Yanli is the best)
Yushipei: Yushi Huang has good mom energy, and Pei Ming has been shown to be a not terrible mentor. I'd want the misogyny fully beaten out of him with a mace before I'd think he should have kids of his own though
Lang Qianqiu/ Little Guy: at the very least, they're making sure Guzi is fed, clothed, washed, vaccinated, and has access to education. Neither of them know what they're doing, but I think Little Guy is good at faking it. I wish them luck in their upcoming custody battle
You know what, surprise me/ I'll hear you out (C)-
Bingqiu: My first instinct is “no, do not bring kids into this,” but then I remembered tharnShen Qingqiu has a surprisingly decent track record? Like, Ning Yingying and Ming Fan both turned out a lot more health than they did in the original novel, and though I wouldn't call him in a good place, Binghe is doing a lot better than Bingge. The wild card for me here is Luo Binghe because I have no idea how he'd be with kids
Quanyin: Yin Yu had a decent track record until he was pushed into snapping. I think rn, he needs a couple centuries of being a babygirl before he's ready to parent again. No idea how Quan Yizhen would do though
Born to “dual income, no kids, rich uncles/aunts” (D)-
Fengqing: Feng Xin is canonically a bad dad. I know he's working on it, but it is what it is. Mu Qing has been shown to be decent with kids, but I think he’d have a melt down if he had to deal with the mess constantly.
Hualian: I mean, Xie Lian has raised three kids at this point and one of them became a god, another became state preceptor and then sorta complicit in a genocide, and one became god AND committed genocide + he babysat a ghost king for months and didn't even realize that's what he was because it was a miracle if he remembered to feed him… so, a mixed bag. Hua Cheng may be schrodinger’s child hater, but I'm intrigued by the idea of him raising kids just because I want to know how his own childhood would influence his parenting abilities. They should probably just stick to babysitting for now though
Mingling: Liu Mingyan is too busy writing gay porn to be dealing with kids, and I just can't imagine Sha Hualing as a mom
Please don't bring a kid into this mess (F)-
Beefleaf: Do I need to explain this one?
Mobeishang: Shang Qinghua should not be put in any position where he has to teach someone about consent (Binghe’s early attempts at flirting being a prime example of why that's a bad idea). I also think Mobei Jun is still working on the whole “why hitting people is not cool” thing.
QiJiu: I think the original timeline is a prime example of how they're just not in a place to be raising kids
Jun Wu/ Mei Nianqing: Xie Lian would like a refund on his adopted father figures. They had one kid and he only made it to age 20 because he was cursed to not die
#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#mdzs#grand master of demonic cultivation#svsss#scum villian self saving system#I'm not tagging every couple because idk all their ship names#hualian#bingqiu#wangxian#beefleaf#qijiu#fengqing#quanyin#yushipei#for anyone wondering about the “schrodinger’s child hater” comment:#HC is shown to be on good terms/likes Banyue and Guzi but in the revised edition theres a scene where HC says he doesn't like kids#but also in that scene he's brainwashed and thinks he's a rich 16 y/o#mentally preparing myself for the Feng Xin stans to explain why mr “behave xyz way or I wont acknowledge you as a person” is a good dad#Feng Xin is less of a himbo and more of a tall/buff Chilchuck and I'd like if the fandom at large acknowledged that#idk what ship I forgot to include but I know its not a Jaing Cheng ship#edit: the Binghe defenders are raising valid points but he's still a wildcard to me because of his trust and abandonment issues#I could see bingqiu being good parents like... 5-10 years after the series end point
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BOYD CROWDER & AVA CROWDER in 'JUSTIFIED' (SEASON 2)
I lied for you taking that mining money. This is different, Ava. I guess me taking you in and building you up was a mistake. Just set you back to square one. That's not true. You took me in, and you healed me, Ava. You give me a reason to wake up in the morning. For that, I'll be eternally grateful.
#justifiededit#boyd crowder#ava crowder#boyd x ava#walton goggins#joelle carter#justified#justified fx#my southeastern babies my criminal kids my discount mcwexler!!!!!!!#it's the way she was already bearing his name long before taking him to her bed it's the way their bond sealed in blood#it's the way they both belong to harlan to their bones unlike raylan *whom they both love dearly and yet and YET*#it's the way 'you disrespect ava one more time i'm gonna come across this table'#it's the way he had to see her one more time even if it was from a distance#and the way it's all about devotion and obsession. and hunger for a place in the sun for love with teeth but make it ugly soft at the edges#and above all it's the way i'm forever registered in a rarepairhole!!!!!!!!!!#justified renaissance on tumblr dot com but no love for boydava??? i feel NO god in this chili's tonight#shitty things i do for love#also also mr goggins should tongue kiss his costars more often *wink wink at s2 fallout*
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"A Dad helping his kids beat a hard level in super mario land; 1990s"
Ref under the cut!
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#peppino#toppins#arts#mine#i couldnt decide which one was better#so i just included the five o'clock shadow vers in it#dont @ me#its SO funny; drawing that literally transported me to my tf2 era#YEARS of drawing soldier finally paying off lmao#anyway ive been thinkin of the toppins.....#little babies#hes like??? the kids are congregating....what happened??#and its one of them dying repeatedly on a stage#IMMEDIATELY they r like MR PEPPERONI CAN YOU HELP!??#'peppino-' ' MR PEPPINO!!!!!!!!!!'#pls imagine the mush toppin yellin that w the cadence of a six yr old girl and wiggling their arms in the air#prob the pineapple toppin that was playin; like the cool older sibling(tm)#they just hand the system over to him bc hes GOTTA know what to do#he LOOKS inconvenienced but hes got resting bitch face; hes just vibin rn#hfdjkfdhkfsd everytime i finish a thought im like god im writing a fucking paragraph#the wall of tags in the editor takes up my ENTIRE page#ANYWAY x2#GAMER PEPPINO !!!!#no its more like how my mom used to help me in zelda and starfox#watching her clear stages for me after work is a v fond memory of mine#and my dad too! but he helped more with shooters#like jet force gemini and quake#heehee
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shout out to vox hazbin hotel for having the worst, most dogshit taste in men possible and just owning it, like holy shit
#velvette; so what kind of guys do you like?#vox; assholes.#velvette; whoah okay then calm down there mr tramp stamps#velvette upon actually seeing the kind of guys vox likes; …jesus christ he wasn’t kidding#hazbin hotel#hazbin posting#vox#radiostatic#radiosilence#staticmoth#redlady speaks
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born to be a sacrifice ^_^ forced to go wsg gang :3
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can you guys tell i rewatched a silent voice... festival scene got me like 😹😹😹😿😹😹😹😿😹😿😿😿😿😿😿
#HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN YAYYYYYY sry nothing in this post is halloween related ill post halloween fart later ☝️🥸#monkie kid#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkey king#sun wukong#mk#monkie kid mk#qi xiaotian#mei dragon#long xiaojiao#jttw#journey to the west#great sage equal to heaven#my swk design#the scar on his heart is from when he was hit with the samadhi fire and baije spread the flame throughout his body#mr tang#pigsy#lmk pigsy#lmk tang#freenoodleshipping#sorry for all the sad mk art i like to give him all my mental illness#mfw the charatcer you headcanoned to have suicidal ideations has suicidal ideations in canon#my ocs#ocs#thse are their ballroom fits for an upcoming arc#idk if ive posted them before i keep a good chunk of art to meself
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A smiley Chan for @chanrizard Happy b'day Sa!! 💙
#bang chan#christopher bang#stray kids#bystay#stray kids edit#skzedit#bang chan edit#channiesnet#usersa#it should be your bday in your timezone 😇#i hope its as smiley for you as the mr above is 😤
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