#AND took his virginity???

[nsfwitchy2]

I am like so overstimulated and my head is so muddled rn but I am putting that last post in my mouth and just

[scurvyboy]

fam I have to know how ford feels about fiddlestan

i think he would be very shocked and appalled by the thought

[horsetailcurlers2]

if the original gossip girl had aired in 2023, dan and blair would’ve been endgame and chuck bass would’ve gone to prison.

[hawnks]

Honestly, Hawks potentially being a virgin beforehand honestly tracks. He’s been on the go since the getgo and ridiculously busy as a pro-hero, it makes sense he would have had time to…get his feathers ruffled, so to speak. It would also explain why he probably doesn’t know there’s other types of situationships besides just “dating”.

He’s also been media trained since he was a teen. I don’t think he knows how to take off the mask at this point, and how do you get close to someone you don’t even know who you are under the glitter?

I think maybe he’s slept with people for espionage purposes, or maybe to bolster his career (it comes with the territory). I don’t think he’s had any really meaningful relationships (romantic or otherwise) with other people until meeting endeavor tbh

[michdoodles]

reworked the dialogue in the corner comic to be less offensive lol. It was sort of an eyesore tbh and I like everything else on this so why not change it? og post here if you're curious

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

The young Fire Child, a good friend of a young Prince of the Monsters and the Little Larva, before he become a Fire Demon.

Give him a hug.

[watermelinoe]

this is somewhat of a niche complaint but eastern fandom getting merged with western fandom is what makes the gender shit even more unbearable imo. the easterners are generally homophobic in the sense that they're where you get uke/seme "woman in the relationship" dynamics from in M/M pairings (chinese and korean fandoms have their own terms but share this concept, the name that goes first in the pairing is the top and most people HATE switch dynamics) and when that bleeds into the uwu boypussy western crowd, who hetbend M/M pairings rather than just weirdly fetishising the two male characters, they get to be weebs or otherwise wannabe east asians by following the easterners' fandom rules of "respect fixed dynamics" and "there's always a woman in the relationship" even if that second one is an unspoken rule. but obviously this is fucking stupid even when the non-gay accepting skewed eastern populace believes it, so it's dumber because the westerners claim not to be homophobes. this is deranged sorry but because i can understand the languages used in western and eastern fandoms + the recent rise of BL, danmei, and yaoi into the perception of the public eye/mainstream fandom that were previously enamored with shit like steven universe, i have been able to observe this happening. it all circles back to fetishisation as per usual. no mention of lesbians/GL, baihe, and yuri in this one because that's a whole other essay. sorry you had to read this .

no this is fascinating actually, i know next to nothing about bl because it never really interested me but i get the appeal of m/m in general, it is inherently voyeuristic, it's very removed from your own female body. i don't care for a lot of gl because it feels like it's not for me or about me at all, none of the women look like me and the smut is either too pretty or it's porn-brained. and i don't care for piv unless i'm imagining myself as the male character lol. so m/m theoretically has the appeal of being free of the misogyny that burdens female characters... except everyone is apparently committed to recreating it on purpose and that's fascinating to me

[nohr-selphias]

Playing an asshole HoF is just so fun and so intriguing from a storytelling / long term timeline perspective. Like yes, looking at the big picture they’re a hero, they slayed an archdemon and ferelden still stands. But Bann Teagan, who watches over a destitute Redcliffe, has a different story. Cammen holds a deep and old resentment for a ruined bond so long ago. The castless resort to more and more desperate measures to ensure they are not the next ‘volunteer’ to becoming a golem, and they know who had a hand in their continued struggle. But their anger and hurt don’t matter, or are disregarded completely, because the only reason why they can still even be angry as opposed to tainted or dead is because of the their ‘Hero’.

[cologona]

Talia: For whatever it’s worth, I’m sorry.

Jason: ...

Talia: You were in a delicate place. I took advantage of you.

Jason: It wasn’t… that’s not what it was.

Talia: It was wrong.

Jason: No

Talia: You don't need to forgive me Jason.

Jason: I wasn't the only one "in a delicate place", T.

Jason: You did a lot of bad things at that time. Things you can probably barely believe happened, now. But us sleeping together that time, isn't one of those things.

Jason: We weren't good. I'll say that. But it wasn't- it's not how you're making it sound.

Jason: It was- it was nice.

[gingermintpepper]

hey I hope you’re doing ok!! For the ask game, 🌈? Also perhaps ☔️?💧, even?

Hello hello, thank you for participating ☆ Once again, I can't comment on whether or not this extract is particularly fluffy but I do think it's rather sweet and it's definitely romantic so I think it's good for filling out both 🌈 and 💧!! It's an extract from what I've tentatively dubbed my 'Women and Apollo' doc which is essentially just a big running document I have dedicated to exploring themes and dynamics between Apollo and the women he's been entangled with! This extract in particular is from my Melia section 🥰

The night is a cold sheet spread across her shoulders. She wakes in pieces; first, her flesh, bracketed between the raw heat of Phoebus' bare chest and the sharp sting of the night air's fangs, then her mind, pleasure's fleeting haze quickly swept aside by panic then worry then guilt. What would Kaanthos say if he could see her now, bare breasted and stained in a male-god's desire? What would Father? No doubt she would have to cede the seat of the temple to Kaanthos. How could a carnal woman serve the people after all? And her river - oh, her sweet river! Would his waters even deign to soothe her scales when she was so completely drenched in the scent of a sky-god?

How foolish she's been, throwing everything away just because of some sweet words and a pretty face. Maybe Kaanthos truly did deserve the temple after all. Maybe Melia didn't deserve such a treasure if she was so easily seduced.

She sniffles softly, slipping gently from Phoebus' loose grip. His heat wafts off his skin like the warmth of a well-tended hearth, it lingers in her bones as she kneels in the grass of this unfamiliar field. It makes the sear of shame dig that much deeper into her heart. Phoebus had listened well to her warnings. He'd carried her someplace far away from flowing water, somewhere distant where her brother's scrying eyes could not reach. The tears welling in her eyes finally fall as she turns this way and that, utterly and completely lost without a source of water to follow. How could she return now? Even she was not bold enough to have the man she planned to reject take her back to her father's house.

Stupid girl. Foolish. How could she have been so short sighted?

"Melia?"

His voice is laden with sleep's husk, his arm makes little grabs at the grass searching for her shape. She swallows her tears and bids her voice to not betray her, "Here I am, my lord. You may go back to sleep."

The mildest furrow of his brow. When he turns his head, his hair flows like rich golden oil over the dark grass, "Come here," his hand keeps searching for hers, patting the ground, dragging long fingers over the dirt and frowning when he does not find her. "It is not yet morning, why have you fled so far from my side?"

Melia cannot help but laugh at his visage, clumsy and squinty-eyed, less the graceful gentleman who promised her a taste of change and more a bumbling kitten desperate for its mother's teat. She wipes her tears as quickly as she can muster, "If you but open your eyes, I'm certain you would find me."

He makes a grumbling noise, some cross between a boar's grunt and the crow's deep bellow, "Is this another of your games? I'm much too tired for games Melia." Finally, his finger grazes the edge of her ankle and like a child, he lights up, eyes still stubbornly closed but smile positively radiant, "Ah, there you are!" Diligently, he traces the shape of her leg with his open palm, measuring the smoothness of her calf, the swell of her knee, the broadness of her thigh, then he lays his head upon her, cheek pressed close to her stomach, heated back like warm coals against her skin. "So cool," he murmurs and kisses her stomach, throws his arm around her waist and nuzzles further into her skin, "Tell me when you've need of the water -" a dreadfully wide yawn interrupts him. "- I'll fetch it for you."

Melia finds herself laughing again, just a tiny thing as she runs her fingers through the thick waves of his hair. What is she to do now?

As for a fic idea I'd like to talk about since I don't know if I'll ever write it: Among the many, many, many things I'd like to write but probably never will, I really wish I could just sit down and write a story about Tenes and Hemithea. There's a lot of reasons why I have no plans to ever properly tackle anything regarding the Iliad - chief of which being that there's just too much information and the amount of research would be insane - but a lot of what I would potentially focus on have to deal with people and places Apollo loves and his inability to protect those things throughout the conflict starting with Tenes. I absolutely adore exploring Apollo's paternity in my writing and considering how fiersome Tenes was and how both he and Troilus would die protecting their sisters, I've just always wanted to dig into an exploration of their lives and connection with their father and how Tenes' death specifically would've affected Apollo. Like yeah, I know Troilus is usually the point of focus for such works especially because of the manner in which he was killed, but Tenes was also beloved! Also considering he was originally punished for being falsely accused of sexually assaulting his stepmother, I can't help but want to write his wrath when he realises what it is Achilles intends to do to Hemithea. Alas though, I don't think I'l ever get to do more than think longingly about it, at least right now lmao.

[seal-pelt]

does anyone else feel so so bad when they hump a stuffie :c feels like i violated it

[nixie-deangel]

@weepinggoateesoul who asked for the following:

🍼 non navy bradley/fighter pilot jake as parents - hangster

“You sure you wanna do that?” Jake asks, again, but he needs to be sure. Needs to know this is what Bradley wants and not what he thinks Jake wants. The man just barely turns to grin at him before going back to folding Emmy’s never ending supply of clothes as he answers, “I’m sure. June is sure. Emmy is all of three years old, but if she really understood what it meant, I’m confident that she would also be sure about us moving to San Diego to be closer to you when you’re in Lemoore.”

🍷 Jake's family causes the hangster break up

Bradley waits till Nat runs interference with Javy before he attempts to approach Jake. “Hey, hey,” he calls awkwardly before clearing his throat. “Bradshaw,” Jake calls, cold and even as he turns attention back to the dart board.  “I, I wanted to apologize,” he says quietly as takes half a step closer. “About what I said about you leading people to their deaths.” He pauses and takes a breath and pushes on. “I didn’t mean it. Was just being an asshole. I know when things are truly on the line, you’ll do right by your team.”

💐 serial killer Jake - hangster

Bradley dreads making the call to the collector, once again saying he’d be a few days late on his payment but he knows he needs to. That he has too. Lifting his hands up, he rubs at his shoulders as he stares down, gaze hard, at his prepaid.

🥰 Kinktober - Virgin Bradley

“Honey,” Jake calls quietly as he reaches his hand out, gently grasping Bradley’s chin to make him look at him as he continues on, “We ain’t gotta do a thing you don’t wanna, darlin’,” he promises. “You wanna cuddle all night, fine be me. Want me to take you out like the lady you are and sweep you off your feet, then that’s what we’ll do. I’ll prove how much I want you. More than just sex, honey. I don’t mind pumpin’ the breaks till you’re comfortable.”

Make Nixie Write!

[matt-lifesage]

I love this stupid game lol

[brotherslayer]

Yeah everyone was so quick to dump on Penelope as this terrible woman who hurt Claude and they're Claude's fans, y'know Claude is a massive asshole but ig he gets the hot daddy pass, which is honestly a layer of bigger double standards cuz well Penelope has the hot mommy pass too

And yes you're right, it's very wrong to call Penelope a Slut when she literally slept with like one person, Claude is the bigger slut here. Even so, I don't think it's entirely right to just call someone a Slut based on how many ppl they slept with, it's normal to have sex with many people as long as you do it in a healthy way, which is an acceptable way to have healthy sexual relations

Also I think ppl have really bad stigmas with Women and Sex in general, not just in Fiction, like it's perfectly fine and it's amazingly impressive that an unmarried man got a bed body count higher than the Eiffel tower, but when an unmarried single woman just sleeps with one person, everyone thinks she's the living succubus, bruh it's like a big cesspool of hypocrisy

[scalpelsister]

what if i lost the will to live like. as a joke. what then.

[mila-bee]